Ai Tudou! I asked you to kick here, not to kick here!

The next day, Hainan Island went to class magically.

Moreover, there will be no end to a class.

After school in the afternoon, he coaxed the whole class out of the classroom, leaving Hu Ba alone. After closing the door and window, he heard a blow and kick in the classroom, and a devastating scream came from the classroom.

The curious man quickly pushed the door and entered, and saw Huba being smashed like a panda, hiding in the corner; and Hainan Island was already lying on the ground, unconscious!

Just when everyone exclaimed, Hu Ba, who has always been weak and bullied, was so skillful that he could challenge Hainan Island, the number one overlord of the seventh Middle School, Hainan Island woke up and screamed and went to the clinic. I had a fracture!

It turned out that Hainan Island beat Huba so smoothly. She was so proud that she kicked her over and forgot the table next to her. With a clang, her ankle was misplaced or shattered, so she fainted with screaming.

He died before he could succeed, which made the hero cry!

This is a summary of Hainan Island's first battle of him and Huba.

After Hu Ba returned home, his mother Wu Hongmei saw why when she went out in the morning, her son was still a son, and when she came back, her son turned into a panda? So she held Hu Ba's ear and asked, "Whose kid, have you been bullied by someone's child?"

Hu Ba slanted his head and howled, let go, let go, mom, please let go quickly, I fell down the stairs and touched myself.

A stubborn boy, who would like to be known by his parents that he is the most vulnerable among his peers?

Did you touch me? Wu Hongmei refused to believe it and kept talking. You are not a good man, your father, an old hooligan, took half of my life. Do you want to take half of my life? After that, she suddenly covered her face with her hands and started crying.

It turned out that many years ago, Wu Hongmei fell ill and was bedridden. In order to make money, her husband Gu Changchun smuggled abroad to work, but many years later, he had no news.

When Hu Ba was beaten by Wu Hongmei with his ear twisted, Hainan Island was also fractured and recuperated at home. He could not go to Internet cafes, skate, or beauties. He was so depressed. Hainan Island said, potatoes, the price I paid for you is so great!

In fact, the price I paid for this battle was huge.

Huba's hatred for me deepened a little further, and he became more and more serious in dealing with me!

I took out the books in my schoolbag to Hainan Island to read, and I said, "Did you see it?" Because you bullied him, he came to bully me again. They were torn all by me, or they were secretly torn them. I couldn't find any evidence that he did it! When I said this, I cried. When Xiao Ci saw me crying, her nose began to twitch, like a kitten who was wronged.

Hainan Island was stunned, and he suddenly discovered a truth.

That is, if Huba bullies me and Hainan Island goes to help me find Huba to revenge, it will inevitably lead to Huba bullying me even more... Such a vicious cycle is obviously not a good idea. Moreover, his career in Hainan Island is so busy, his business in Xiaobaoshu is so good, and he has to develop new businesses. He can't always stay in school or protect me for twenty-four hours. If Huba is ruthless, my life will obviously be difficult. Unless he chops Huba with one knife, he will also go to the police uncle to report, which will affect his career in Pocket Books.

What should I do?

Finally, he thought of it!

That is, Ai Tianya should strengthen himself!

If Ai Tianya really can't become self-reliant, he will join forces with Ye Ling to dominate the world!

Thinking of this, Hainan Island was so happy that it was like a bear that had eaten honey. He said, "Hey, hey! Little potato! Stop crying! I have a way!"

When Xiao Ci saw that Hainan Island only comforted me, she was a little unhappy. She pouted her mouth and said quickly, "Brother, Xiao Ci also cried." After that, she cried even harder. While wiping her tears with her hands, she looked at Hainan Island.

Hainan Island glanced at Xiao Ci and said, "Go! Go there! Go there! For adults, don't interrupt me!"

Xiao Ci pouted and cried even more sadly. She ran away while crying. She actually squatted to the corner of the wall obediently, staring at us both talking.

I looked at Hainan Island, wiped my tears while looking at my textbooks that were broken into pieces by Huba, muttering, what can I do?

Hainan Island said, I will teach you the martial arts skills! You will be sure to knock Hu Ba over to the ground with three punches and two kicks!

But when his eyes fell on my "root number 2" body, his eyes went straight and his tongue became a little straight. Obviously, unless I practiced a certain evil magic in the world, it would be impossible to win in front of Hu Ba.

Hainan Island began to worry again. On the side, I had already poured the textbooks broken from my schoolbag on the bed of Hainan Island, and then put his brand new textbooks into my schoolbag without changing his face. Anyway, Hainan Island doesn't have classes, and my books were all tragically killed at Hu Ba's hands because of him.

Did it start from this moment? I was destined to like to secretly take advantage of Hainan Island. Starting from middle school, every day when we are friends. Therefore, Hainan Island suffered from my waste from his beautiful youth to his beautiful youth.

A certain evil magic in the world?

Evil magic!

Hainan Island finally had eyes shining. He pulled me over and said, "Potato, no problem!" Brother, I will only teach you this move, just one move! I guarantee that you will be invincible in the world! Huba is even more of a piece of cake.

As soon as I heard it, one move can benefit me for the rest of my life. Isn’t this a pie falling from the sky and a RMB growing on the ground? Of course, I have to ask for advice on such a beautiful thing. I said, what is this trick called? It’s so powerful!

Hainan Island looked at me with a pious look, his face was a little red, he hesitated for a long time, and said, "Oh, that's the one who steals whatever you want."

ah?

Stealing, I was quite disappointed when I heard this.

When Hainan Island saw my disappointed expression on my face, it no longer concealed it. It said loudly, it was the legendary monkey stealing peaches!

Monkey steals peaches, but monkey steals peaches, and hesitates so much. I said.

When Hainan Island saw it, hey, it was indeed a silly potato. He still didn't understand what "monkey steals peaches" meant. Forget it, I won't explain it to her. It's not good to explain it, it's like seducing a girl.

So, Hainan Island stood up beside the bed, and he said, "Potato, you go back, right, back, okay, stand at this position! After that, he visually measured my height and the height difference between us, and then combined the horizontal distance between us. He said, "Potato, Monkey Stealing Peaches, will have a negative impact on the physical and mental health of you, a child. So, master, I will just teach you this improved version - Monkey Kicking Peaches.

Monkey kicks peach! I thought happily, well, without stealing words, everything has become more perfect.

Hainan Island continued to explain, concisely and to the point, he said, OK, now, you are that monkey, I am... that's... Speaking of this, he scratched his head, sighed, and said, "Oh, I am that peach."

Xiao Ci was unhappy on the side, and she muttered, "Brother, you are like a monkey, big monkey!" Tianya's sister is like a peach, like a furry little peach."

I nodded and said, yes, I think so too, I am a peach, you are a monkey!

Hainan Island is about to collapse, and I regret why I taught me this evil martial arts in the world. He pointed to Xiao Ci and said, Shut up! Okay, Potato Monkey, you look at it, I am that... Taozi! Now, your monkey's main task is to kick me this... Taozi! Do you understand! Remember, kick with your feet, kick hard! Kick hard!

Kick someone, I will.

It turns out that Hainan Island treats itself as a peach, and it will make people kick me so happily. Then why am I hesitating? Just kick me. So, before Hainan Island's words were finished, my little feet had already flew up and kicked him on the thigh.

Hainan Island screamed, endured the pain, and said, "Potato, kick it well!"

He held his breath and said, "Potato, as a monkey, you must kick peaches with fatal kicks instead of letting peaches, for example, I can fight back against you now! So, Potato, be optimistic, kick this position and kick here! He pointed to his legs with righteousness.

I was immersed in the dream of defeating Huba, and forgot to think, and it was just a flying foot.

ah--

He heard Hainan Island screaming and fell on the bed. He didn't expect that I would continue to commit crimes after kicking his thigh. He blushed and gasped on the bed like he was suffocating. He was as angry as if he was running wild, trembling with words and saying, Ai Tudou! I told you to kick here, not to kick here!

I was frightened.

Xiao Ci was also frightened.

Just at this moment, Lao Mu returned home from get off work and was frightened by the screams of Hainan Island. He rushed in. At this moment, Hainan Island was lying on the bed, protecting his legs with both hands, curled up, and his face was red. And I, like a frightened deer, had just cried, and had tears on my face. Xiao Ci was trembling in the corner of the wall.

Lao Mu was stunned for a moment.

A bad idea flashed through his mind.

He hurriedly asked, what happened?

Xiao Ci ran over, hugged his legs and cried, saying, "Grandpa, brother bad guy, brother bad guy, brother bad guy, brother only plays with Tianya sister, monkey steals peaches. Tianya sister cries and kicks her brother. Xiao Ci also cries.

Lao Mu's head banged - it suddenly turned into three big ones. He picked up the stool on the ground and sucked the Hainan Island on the bed. He burst into tears and scolded, "Beasts, you beasts!" Why did our Lao Mu family produce something that is worse than you, a beast?"

The poor Hainan Island was still awakened from the pain, but she was soaked by Lao Mu's Maza magical skill.

At that time, I didn't understand what happened at all. Why Grandpa Mu was so angry, so I ran over and grabbed his clothes and said, Grandpa, don't hit Hainan Island. Don't hit Hainan Island anymore.

Old Mu threw the horses to the ground and sat on the bed.

He looked at me with tears in his eyes. He said, "Child, grandpa knows that you are wronged, don't go back and tell your parents first. When grandpa teaches this beast a lesson, after asking clearly, grandpa will come to your parents in person to apologize to your parents."

I looked at Lao Mu suspiciously, for some reason why he was so excited, and after saying these strange words, I almost kicked Hainan Island to death.

But I nodded.

I secretly looked at Hainan Island that was lying on the bed and left tremblingly. When I thought of the new textbooks I had stolen from Hainan Island and the monkey kicking technique he had just taught me, I ran back home.

The monkey's peach-kicking technique is indeed quite evil, hehe, I thought with a blush on my face, but it seems to work! Huba, you bitch, wait for death!

By the way, what kind of metaphor is that Hainan Island? What kind of peach is he? He should be a peach tree... But who has only one peach growing on the peach tree?

On the dining table, I blushed and giggled with guilt. I was indeed a child prodigy with a very high understanding.

Mom looked at Lao Ai and said, "Why are your daughter like this? Crazy?"

Lao Ai said, kid, why do you care about so much? Have a meal soon. After dinner, I will go to Lao Mu to play chess.

Less than twenty minutes after Lao Ai went out, he returned. He said that there was no one in Lao Mu's family. The neighbor said that Lao Mu's grandson was in an emergency and the 120 ambulance just pulled them away.

Lao Ai said, I don’t know what happened to the child.

My mother seemed to not buy it and said, "What else can happen?" That little gangster must have fought with young people in society again. Alas, Lao Mu is so good, he is really a sin!"

I didn't say anything, and I kept my head murmured to memorize ancient Chinese.

My mother didn't notice my abnormality. I always kept my head down recently because the towel that Gu Lang handed me to me was taken away by Ye Ling, and she regarded it as a treasure.

It’s not that I’m angry with Ye Ling, but that I can’t help myself not being depressed.

At noon the next day, Ye Ling and I called Prince Mu's house to find out the hospital where Hainan Island was. While the first class in the afternoon was physical education class, we skipped class and went to the hospital where Hainan Island was to visit him.

As soon as I entered the ward, Hainan Island was in flames and shouted at me, "I want you to kick him, and you can kick me into the hospital for a bird!"

His fangs and claws were so scared that I ran away and ran back to school.

But I didn't expect that in the afternoon, I would meet Hainan Island again in the hospital. At that time, there would be a bunch of people accompanying us, and the ward was like the New Year, which was very lively.hf();
Chapter completed!