That night, my mother threw Jiang Han and me into a room and locked it. The posture seemed to be saying, "Daughter, since you two have already cooked the rice, in our house, I have also made this old face, not afraid of embarrassing me, but cooked it into a pot crumb and popcorn for my mother to recognize it!"

I feel sad in my heart, my magical mother, you are destroying your daughter's innocence! I pity my magical and self-righteous mother, I can't hear the howling in my heart.

Jiang Han was originally going to escape, but his precious son Xiaotong was always held in my arms by my mother. As soon as he walked out of my door, more than ten burly men, mighty queens lined up outside the door, holding shovels and hoes that had been sleeping for N years in his hand. He could only compromise and locked them in the same room with me.

I was wondering, where did my mother recruit these handsome young talents? Seeing them yawning one by one and pretending to be lively, it was obvious that they had just been in the Internet cafe for a long time.

Jiang Han gasped when he saw these people. He said to me, "I can't tell, Ai Tianya, your desire to marry is so strong that he actually came with your mother to force the marriage!"

I also hate it, thinking that if you weren't here to make trouble, the sky would collapse like this? So I gritted my teeth and said, "Go to your grandpa!" You're soaking shit! I'm not interested in you at all!"

Jiang Han looked at me contemptuously and said, "Tell you, I have already notarized my property. If you really marry me, you will have a dream except for getting a marriage certificate and a divorce certificate!"

I said, bah! Only pigs will marry you! You are a psychopath with victimization rhetoric!

Jiang Han sneered, I won’t marry you even if I get married to a pig!

I also retaliated and said, if a pig knew to marry you, it would rather commit suicide than survive!

Jiang Han smiled, a trace of evil expression flashed in his eyes and said, "Oh, pig's psychology, why is Tianya girl so clear? Could it be that you are the pig's true master? You pig in human skin!

I was so angry that I could only scream: You...

The sound of the horns is cold and the night is late.

The sound insulation effect of the dance hall in the community is extremely malfunctioning, and the entire community is trembling with its subwoofer.

A long night without any intention to sleep.

This bitch Jiang Han took over my entire bed and posed in an extremely elegant sleeping position, like a leopard trying to hunt, squinted at me.

Poor I could only occupy the floor, hold the quilt, and wail in my heart.

Jiang Han probably forgot that he was forced to marry. He looked at me leisurely and smiled elegantly, like an ancient client, in a literary tone, and enthusiastically invited, "Miss Tianya, why don't you come to bed together?"

I said with a cold face, thinking beautifully.

Jiang Han smiled and said, "Oh, I really didn't think of anything beautiful. Tianya, do you have anything beautiful to think of? Why don't you say it, I'll listen to it too, and I will follow Meimei."

I rolled my eyes and ignored him.

Jiang Han was probably very interested. He said, Tianya, your brain is only at the very level, and you can block you half to death with just one sentence. How do you write your IQ on weekdays? Plagiarism? Or look for a gunman?

I felt so hatred in my heart, and I thought to myself, your whole family is plagiarized! Your whole family is a gunman!

Jiang Han didn't care about my silence at all. He continued to entertain himself. He said, Tianya, you have written so many stories. Are the rich male protagonists in it the same way as me?

My mouthful of blood surged into my throat, and I thought to myself, God, can you make this young man named Jiang not narcissistic? I can't live without being the center of the universe for a day, right?

Jiang Han didn't seem to realize my silence. He continued, "Actually, I think it's quite hard for men to do my part. They are forced to marry at all times. Countless women are always hugging you and chasing you. They have hatred for marrying you. They are simply worse than death...

I finally broke out, I said, then you might as well die!

Jiang Han was stunned at first, then smiled, leaned forward, his eyes became deeper, and he said, "Oh, Ai Tianya, you think I'm going to die suddenly on the bed tonight? Then how hard and hard you have tonight!"

When I heard this, my face turned red. I almost had the urge to hold him to death by grabbing the quilt. In the dark night, I bit my little silver teeth and said, Jiang Han, if you don’t have sex for a day, will you die?

Jiang Han shrugged his shoulders, leaned up from the bed, smiling so beautifully that his eyebrows were abominable. The corners of his lips were slightly opened, like an orchid blooming in midnight, soft and charming. He said, "Is it pornographic?" I don't think so. When he said this, he suddenly thought of something, waved at me, and signaled me to get closer.

I frowned and asked him, what are you doing?

Jiang Han said, "What should I do?" Come here and I will tell you what I think. Life is short, and we are at least one night's friendship."

I don’t know why, but I think Jiang Han said this one-night turn and reminded me of another word: one-night stand. I don’t know if it was because Jiang Han, the idiot, had a deep impression on me of pornography, or if I had already tended to develop towards pornography. In short, during those years, my brain became extremely complicated.

Youth is a taboo. In this taboo, we live a life that is both noble and relished in "erotic" and does not live with others until we die.

Seeing Jiang Han so devoutly, I thought he was going to say what he said about my thoughts at this one-night intercourse, so I leaned over.

There is a saying that goes, it’s easy to change the country, but it’s hard to change one’s nature! Jiang Han was actually in my ear, saying in an enlightened tone, in fact, as a man, the greatest glory of his life is either to die on the battlefield or to death in the bed.

For a moment, I felt my blood rushing and my face was full of fire. Jiang Han was still pondering there. Obviously, I could not die in the battlefield, so I could only die in the battle...

I covered his mouth with my hands and said weakly, "Your life ambition is too great. I can't reach such a high level of life. You should keep it back and communicate with Kang Tianqiao and Zhou Rui and the others!"

My hands fell on his orchid-like lips, and I could even feel the curve of his mouth that looked like a smile and a hot breath.

Jiang Han looked at me with deep eyes, as seductive as the sensational night.

I withdrew my hand and he also withdrew his gaze.

The atmosphere suddenly became clingy. He suddenly stopped talking and lay back on the bed quietly, adjusting his breathing. The two people who were used to the words "either you die or I die" were not used to this ambiguous silence. Especially Jiang Han, hitting me seemed to be a great pleasure in his life. How could he live in the same room with me?

Silent night.

silence.

There is so quiet that there is only the sound of breathing.

Jiang Han said, why are you not sleeping yet?

I opened my eyes wide and said boredly, "Defend to fire, theft, and perverts!"

Jiang Han stood up, sneered very arrogantly, and looked at me almost with contempt, saying, "I think it's a pervert to prevent you." Short legs without breasts and butts!"

I was so angry and shouted, Jiang Han, you pervert!

Jiang Han got out of bed, raised his index finger at me, and said softly, "Shhh" and said softly. When outsiders heard it, I don't care. You, a little girl, will be stabbed by someone. Tsk tsk. After that, he started taking off his clothes.

I looked at him nervously and said, "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Han looked at me, leaned over, his neck was soft and seductive. He smiled and said, "What do you miss me?" Then he frowned slightly and thought hard, "If I say I took off my clothes to spend the night with you... do you believe it?"

I subconsciously rushed to the bedside table to get scissors. Jiang Han grabbed my arm and said, "Stop playing. It's scissors again! Do you think it's filming a TV series or writing novels? It's so old-fashioned! You should just bite your tongue and commit suicide!

Just when I was about to cry, Jiang Han let me go, took off my coat, and went straight to the bathroom, without looking back, saying that I wanted to spend the spring night with you, would you believe it? You feel too good about yourself, even if I have a pig, I won’t be with you!

It was a huge insult, and I also said angrily, I won’t even be with you with pigs!

Jiang Han turned on the faucet, and the water was everywhere in the bathroom. Through the door, he did not forget to retaliate against me and said, "Then go find a pig." I will give you on-site guidance with the erotic map in my hand!

...

God, give me strength! Help me kill this monster Jiang Han!

I thought fiercely, and I had the urge to swallow the pillow.

When Jiang Han came out, his hair was wet and stuck to his smooth forehead. He was wearing my Garfield bath towel and tall. He stood in front of me, looking very wet.

He pointed to the Garfield on the bath towel and said to me, look at your promising prospects, you will know a Garfield!

He sat on the bed, wiped his head with a towel and sighed, "I'm really possessed. I actually crossed the earth, and then crossed the Beijing-Hong Kong-Macao Expressway to settle the accounts with you. As a result, the accounts were not settled, and it became like this. Are you crazy?

I gave him a blank look and said, "You are asking for your own fault. The most unlucky and innocent thing is me, okay?"

Jiang Han said, Ai Tianya, what do you mean by this? I didn’t say anything from beginning to end. The little boy was born to us. Your mother insisted on deciding like this, and I couldn’t do anything about it.

I retorted and said, if you weren't there to confuse the public, would my mother have misunderstood like this?

Jiang Han said, OK! My fault. But Ai Tianya, we are now grasshoppers on the same rope, but your mother got my phone away. I just wanted to call 110 to report your mother to rob the civilian, but there was no phone number.

I said, bah! You made our family embarrassed, and you still have the face to say it.

Jiang Han smiled and said, "What you mean is... I need to give my body to compensate your whole family for their face?"

I was speechless and looked at Jiang Han weakly, and said, "Can you say something other than the topic of "promise yourself with your body"?"

Jiang Han sighed and said, "You think your mother locked you, my lonely man and a widow in the same room in the middle of the night. Is it that we want to talk about our ideals in life and ask each other about English words?"

...

Another dispute.

It was not until three o'clock in the morning that Jiang Han and I reached a consensus in life, that is, his life was still in the rippling spring heart of flowers and willows. He had no great dream of getting married at all, and he didn't want to marry a village girl. Although I was full of infinite fantasy and expectations for marriage, I swear not to marry a playboy!

So, we decided to get up early tomorrow morning and tell my mother a good thing and explain the truth about the misunderstanding. If we really couldn't convince her, we took the child to test the DNA and proved that I was innocent.

Finally, Jiang Han summarized it. In fact, there is no need to test the DNA so grand. As long as he successfully escapes with the child, he can successfully "escape from marriage". Moreover, the matter of marriage certificates must be brought to the scene. After all, it is a legal society. Is there no law yet?

So, after hearing this, I felt relieved and fell asleep with a smile.

As a result, the cruel reality the next day told us that in the hemp mill, my mother is the rule of law and she is the rule of law.

Early in the morning, when Jiang Han and I were sleeping on the ground and the other was sleeping on the bed and dyingly coming to heaven and earth, my mother led a group of people to rush in, pulled me and the sleeping Jiang Han to take photos. Before we could wake up, she led the group of people out of the door "twist".

When Jiang Han saw that the door of my boudoir was opened, he felt that he had hope of escaping, so he searched for the little boy everywhere, but found no trace. He looked at me and said, Ai Tianya, why do I feel like I have entered a thief's nest?

I said, your family is a thief's nest.

At this moment, the director's wife walked in with her child in her arms, smiling like a blooming rose. The wrinkles on her face were three layers outside and three layers inside. When she walked into the door, she said, Tianya, this child is really following his father, and she is born with a beauty.

Jiang Han probably used to this kind of praise, so he leaned against my doorstep to bask in the sun. After taking the child from the factory director's wife, he felt even more relaxed.

After three circles around Jiang Han, the director's wife touched his butt and said, Tianya, what a good look! After saying that, she almost reluctantly left my door.

As soon as the director's wife left, I immediately pulled Jiang Han out the door and threw it, and I said, "You go quickly, if you don't leave, my mother will be done if she kills her back."

Jiang Han took a step and left without looking back. He was probably frightened by my mother's formation.

Just as I closed the door and recited the blessing of Amitabha Buddha silently, Jiang Han suddenly killed him again.

I said anxiously, why are you back?

Jiang Han's face was stunned and said, "I have to explain these things to your mother. What if she can't figure out the situation and makes things difficult for you?"

When I heard this, I thought to myself, "You are not so kind." If you are so kind, you wouldn't have made me ten big. However, when he said these words, I suddenly felt a kind of warmth, and in an instant, it filled my breath like the fragrance of flowers.

Unfortunately, before I could say thank you to Jiang Han, I heard the sound of "twist" footsteps outside the door again - my mother arrived with lightning speed and stealing the bell.

When I was about to shout "Mom", I threw out two dark red notebooks from my mother's hand - pia - pia - two sounds, like flying knives, and fell on Jiang Han and me and me.

I was confused first, and Jiang Han was confused too.

I hurriedly reached out and picked up the red book lying on the ground. It lay quietly on the ground, dark red, like solidified blood.

I hurriedly looked and saw a large gold-burned national emblem in the middle of the cover of the small notebook, with the top saying "People's Republic of China". The three gold-burned characters at the bottom, the lower end, and the lower end directly made my hair stand upside down, and I almost bleeded blood and died - the marriage certificate.

I almost screamed.
Chapter completed!