Chapter 299 Do You Have Bad Kidneys?(1/2)
After the prophecy, the God of Sun Travel didn't care about patrolling.
He stepped directly on the auspicious clouds and flew towards Taibai Jinxing's mansion.
He wants to personally verify whether his predictions are accurate or not.
When he was thousands of meters away from Taibai Jinxing's mansion, Riyou Shen's body suddenly shook!
Damn it!
The eyes of the Riyou God shone brightly in an instant and suddenly became straight.
I saw Taibai Jinxing, who had just returned to the mansion at this moment, had just returned to the mansion. Before he could enter the door, a vague figure suddenly jumped out of nowhere.
Then, a fancy thing was directly pressed on Taibai Jinxing's head.
Immediately afterwards, a man who looked like a child kicked Taibai Jinxing over and rode him up and beat him up.
At the same time, there was a dog riding on Taibai Venus' head, making a look of enjoyment, and I don't know what it was doing.
After five minutes of fighting, the two men and dogs ran away quickly and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Taibai Jinxing got up from the ground and cursed.
I reached out and touched my head, and it was sticky and smelly. My body shook and almost passed away.
"Hahaha, it's shit!"
"Damn, that dog was shitting just now!"
The god of the Riyou was in the distance, and he almost passed away with his back.
This is too white Venus, and it is miserable.
Not only did he get beaten up, but he also let a dog ride on his neck to poop. It was so unlucky.
"It's disgusting to think about it!"
"Why don't you go take a shower soon!"
The God of Sun Travel looked at Taibai Jinxing and was speechless in his heart while dancing.
Bang!
As soon as his thought came out, something black suddenly fell from the sky and fell in front of Taibai Jinxing.
"Dear, come and take a shower!"
Whoosh!
Tieguai Li looked vulgar and held Taibai Jinxing's ankle and threw him into the bathtub.
Taibai Jinxing looked moved, and she burst into tears, and she choked up and said to Tieguai Li with great sincerity.
"Old Tie, you are the best to me!"
Tieguai Li was indifferent, but looked up at the sky and shouted loudly.
"I'm peeking at Tai Bai Jinxing, taking a shower!"
"I'm peeking at Tai Bai Jinxing, taking a shower!"
Taibai Jinxing was anxious and hurriedly persuaded him.
"Old Tie, I said it the first day, just watch it casually, I'm willing to let you see it."
"But don't shout, you want shame, you want shame!"
"Come on, take a closer look!"
Taibai Jinxing stood up from the bathtub, stretched out his arms, and showed it in front of Tieguai Li.
Vomit ~
"I have something to do, you can wash it slowly!"
"Don't worry, my old man will always be by your side!"
Whoosh!
Tieguai Li flew directly into the air and fled in a panic. He was so disgusting that he almost fell from the clouds several times.
The Rising God was in the distance, and was stunned and stunned.
After a long time, I woke up, and then a irrepressible ecstasy surged into my heart.
"Damn it, it's fulfilled, everything is fulfilled!"
The Riyou God suddenly became so excited that his body couldn't help but tremble violently.
Just now, I predicted that Taibai Jinxing would be beaten when he went home.
As a result, as soon as Taibai Jinxing arrived at the door, he was locked in a sack and beaten up.
I said unconsciously, why don’t I take a shower quickly?
As a result, the bathtub fell from the sky!
Not only did the prophecy succeed and become a reality, but he was also two at once!
This is not a prophet, what is it!
Riyou God smiled and couldn't help crying.
Why, why, until now, I have discovered the ability to predict!
If I had shown this ability a long time ago, I would not have been like this and patrolled the streets every day!
A deep remorse and unwillingness instantly surged from the heart of Riyou God.
"I don't know how to be talented, but I don't know how to be talented!"
The Riyou God sighed a few times, his eyes gradually became firm, and a sense of heroism rushed straight into the sky.
Since my talent has been discovered.
Then you must use it well. Maybe one day you will be appreciated by the Jade Emperor and you will reach the sky in one step!
Of course, you have always been low-key and cannot be arrogant because of your talent.
Everything starts from the most basic!
Thinking of this, Riyou God tinkered with it, and in a short while, he changed his whole body.
I saw that Riyou God's top had a sentence on both sides.
"I don't know the past."
"I have control over the future."
In his hand, he was holding a cloth banner for fortune-telling, and wrote four big characters: Douda.
"No money is allowed!"
Ahem!
"Telling fortunes, telling fortunes!"
"Accurate prophecy, no deception!"
"Those who come from the south and go north are fine, and those who are full and feel sore, come and make a prediction and try it!"
Riyou Shen coughed twice, then looked proud and began his part-time career as a charlatan with infinite longing for the future.
Chen Feng was walking on the commercial street with a dull look on his face.
All kinds of bags were hung on both arms, and they had become a walking clothes rack.
Xue Wanying was ahead, humming a small song while jumping happily, unable to say anything happy.
"Senior Kuanglong, there is another commercial area ahead."
"Let's go quickly, try to get it before dark, and go to the next one!"
Xue Wanying turned around, smiled sweetly at Chen Feng, and said happily.
puff!
When Chen Feng heard this, he almost fell to the ground and his face turned green.
Damn, I'm still shopping!
Moreover, after visiting this one, there is still a script for the next one?
Brother, I'll stop doing it!
Chen Feng regretted his intestines. Wasn’t he asking for advice on practicing?
In love, you are majoring in shopping, and martial arts is just a side job!
"Well, I want to go to the bathroom!"
Seeing that there happened to be a bathroom next to him, Chen Feng stopped quickly and said with a sad and angry look on his face.
"You have only been shopping for a while, and you have to go to the bathroom."
To be continued...