Chapter 20 Competition
Mrs. Hua: “???”
Mrs. Hua, who had had many dealings with Li Hao, instantly reacted, and he wanted to play sword again.
"Just just play, Master Hua should not refuse. But if you don't match it, you will be fond of fame, don't blame me for being angry!" King Ning said.
Upon hearing this, Mrs. Hua signaled that Master Hua did not need to speak. She said, "Mr. Zhu, why not represent Master and face him with him?"
Li Hao looked embarrassed and said, "Mrs. Hua, I will not hide it from it. My wisdom has been exhausted in summer and needs to be replenished in autumn to restore my former level."
Mrs. Hua: “…”
"After this matter, I guarantee that you will have everything in spring, summer, autumn and winter." Mrs. Hua gritted her teeth.
"What are the spring, summer, autumn and winter, Master Hua, do you want to cheat if you delay so much?" King Ning said unhappy.
Li Hao took a step and faced with him, saying, "Your Majesty, it is indeed unfair to compete with him as a Taishi, and it is extremely unfair to this brother. Why don't you let me replace the Taishi and have a chance to compete with him."
"I don't care who represents and who will compete. In short, if you don't match it, don't blame me for being angry. It's right!"
"Yes, the prince." He immediately said to Chuanyan, "There are three masters in one village and two miles. If he doesn't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, he dares to teach seven, eight or nine sons. He is very bold!"
As soon as his couple finished, everyone present focused their eyes on Li Hao, and even Tang Bohu was no exception.
Under this heavy pressure, Li Hao's expression was very calm and said, "I can't match it. You will win this game. I will be right next. There are three towers in front of the Three Towers Temple, and the Tower Tower."
His speaking speed was too fast and he didn't give others a chance to speak. He instantly changed his position on the offense and defense. He also generously admitted that he lost the first game, which made people unable to tell him.
But if the pair he has made is the pair of intestines, he will naturally be the one who loses.
"Yes, hurry up, right, such a simple couple, I will get angry immediately when I get together!" Ning Wangchao faced the intestines.
This pair is naturally not as simple as it appears. If you don’t add the three characters of Tata and Tata, someone once said that there were five platforms on Mount Wutai, which would be neat, but the last three characters would be different.
There are five platforms on Mount Wutai, and there are obviously no way to do it.
So there is actually no second couplet in this pair.
After a while, seeing that he was sweating profusely, but he could not express the second couplet, King Ning couldn't help but look in the direction of Tang Bohu. The latter sighed and shook his head gently, indicating that he couldn't express it either.
"I'm sorry, I'll have another pair!" He wiped the sweat beads on his face and said, "There are harmony and harmony everywhere."
Li Hao said without thinking: "I'm sorry, two to one, I'll give you the right to the smoke lock the willows in the pond."
As soon as his pair came out, he subconsciously took a step back. If Li Hao's previous pair still needs to think about it before he can understand the difficulties, then this pair that implies the five elements and just depicts a beautiful picture just right, the difficulty is simply obvious.
He wiped the sweat beads that appeared on his face with his sleeve and said, "I'm not sorry, it's a draw. I'll make another pair of thoughts, thinking about the kingdom and the country."
Everyone in the hall never thought that they had seen such a unique pairing competition. Both sides went back and forth, but neither pair matched each other.
Everyone: "..."
"You don't have to think about it anymore, come out quickly!" As soon as the pair of people who were facing the intestines appeared, King Ning said to Li Hao.
But I heard Li Hao say, "The prince is so bad. The so-called passerby is a guest. I have given this brother two games. I have only three things. I have done my best. I have thought about you, the country, and the country. I still admire you, and I still admire flowers, the moon, and the spring...well, summer...well, autumn...well, winter fragrance."
"What incense do you appreciate?" Ning Wang said angrily.
Li Hao said indifferently: "I can do it in fact."
"Three to two, I'll lead one game. If you don't know how to be right, I will win. Listen well, people are better than big Buddha Temple, and temples are better than people. This is the Return to the Federation of Literary and Art Circles." Li Haochao reminded Chuanchan.
The rhetoric of palindrome is quite bizarre. It can be read in a straightforward way or in a reverse way. It not only has the meaning unchanged, but also has a lot of fun.
This pair has a second couplet, but Wuxian does not have Tianranju. Moreover, in such a short time, I am afraid that my mind will be blank in my eyes and it is impossible to get it right.
This wave made Li Hao pretend!
His previous two couplets were clearly incompatible, but everyone heard that the door was a guest, and he deliberately gave him the two games of the intestines to do so, so how confident was he that he dared to do this? Chun Xia and Dong Sanxiang's eyes were bright, and even Qiu Xiang's eyes looked at Li Hao changed.
His talent is not inferior to Tang Bohu at all. Because he is unrestrained, his reputation is not obvious. Qiuxiang then thought of the rumors that Zhu Zhishan was a villain in gambling, but he was able to wake up. How perseverance is this for the prodigal son to turn back?
The young talent with real talent and knowledge, and unruly, is extremely attractive to a literary and artistic young woman like Qiuxiang. She is afraid that even she herself has never noticed the changes in her heart.
puff!
After thinking about the intestines, he suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground.
"The two are for entertainment, but I don't expect that today I will be so angry with Brother Chuancao. It's really amazing. Master Hua, Mrs. Hua, I have never seen blood, so I took it back first." Li Hao bowed and said.
Master Hua agreed: "Go and go, Mr. Zhu just teaches me the two incompetent sons to study first."
After talking to Li Hao, he said to King Ning again: "Prince, Mr. Zhu is so offensive today. It's so regretful that you didn't make you angry."
When they were talking, no one noticed that Li Hao, who said he was taking his leave, had already walked to Tang Bohu and lowered his voice: "Brother Tang, if you want to get rid of King Ning, just pretend to be crazy and I will help you."
Tang Bohu immediately raised his head, his eyes facing each other, and everything was silent.
Li Hao continued to move forward, as if nothing had happened. He heard the King Ning behind him shouting: "Deadly scholar, hurry up and show the picture of spring trees and autumn frost given to the Grand Master, and enjoy it together!"
"Yes, Grand Master, please accept the painting." The deadly scholar responded.
Hearing these words, Li Hao suddenly stopped and said to the air: "If someone eats this painting and urinates in public, he will definitely be regarded as a lunatic."
In the hall.
The deadly scholar threw the painting out in one hand. Mrs. Hua hurriedly blocked Master Hua, reached out to hold the scroll, caught the painting, and said, "It's not convenient to see it like this, so let's go there to see it."
"Don't stop me, that painting is so fragrant, I'm going to eat it."
A sound suddenly sounded, and everyone was unable to react, and the speaker was even more at the scene. While Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar were unprepared, they grabbed the spring tree and autumn frost map with both hands and instantly tore it.
He even stuffed the torn part into his mouth.
ps: Feng Menglong's "Complete Works of Think Tanks" writes that when Tang Bohu was an aide, he discovered that King Ning had the intention to rebel. In order to get rid of King Ning, he finally came up with a solution, which was to "pretend to be crazy". He took off all his clothes and ran naked in front of the door of King Ning's mansion, claiming to be Ning Wang's military advisor, and even ridiculed and scolded the gift-giver. King Ning felt embarrassed, so he ordered someone to send Tang Bohu home. Not long after, King Ning rebelled, but in the end he failed and was captured by Wang Shouren. Tang Bohu escaped early and was not implicated.
"History of Ming Dynasty" mentions, "Pretending to be crazy and drinking, revealing its ugly and dirty things. Chen Hao cannot bear it, so he will return it."
I'm afraid that someone would say I'm writing nonsense, saying that Tang Bohu is so smart, how could the protagonist just say a few words and he just do it. Well, the smarter he is, the more...
I pasted a piece of glass heart, so I was afraid of being sprayed, haha.
Chapter completed!