Chapter 1040: Create an Oolong
The whole town was in chaos and there was really a fight. It wasn't a group of more than a dozen people against more than a dozen people, but dozens of soldiers and dozens of soldiers started fighting.
"Damn it, what if you guys from the third company dare to shoot us?" A soldier cursed.
The people in Northeast China grew taller and stronger, but the soldiers who spoke were particularly tall and strong.
How can there be so many martial arts masters in this world? When fighting, they rely more on their strength.
Because of this, he has knocked down three of the people from the third company opposite him.
According to the habits of Northeastern people, if I can't beat you with bare hands, then I'll move you.
So there were already soldiers on the opposite side who had already swung the butt at him.
You know, this soldier shouted like this, it would be really good.
After all, everyone belongs to the same battalion, but you are from the second company and I are from the third company.
Just because of this relationship, the brothers' troops are far away. In fact, that's the family.
For example, if the Second Company fights against the Japanese army, the remnants of the Second Company will be incorporated into the Third Company, and vice versa. Isn’t this a family?
The soldier on the opposite side hesitated, and the big soldier grabbed his hand that had already raised his butt and kicked it.
So, the soldier who missed the opportunity because of hesitation "oh" and "thump", and he was kicked down.
"Do you dare to shoot me?" The big man Dongbei scolded angrily, but he was reluctant to see another third company rushing out next to him.
He didn't hold a gun in his hand, but he was carrying a feces spoon that was coming out of the door of the people next to him!
It's already spring, but I'm going to farm. But the family just picked up the manure soup from the cesspool and got two buckets of dried. They originally planned to top-dress it in their own fields.
But this time it was good. I didn’t catch up with the fat in the field, so I used it first when fighting.
The soldier from the Third Company saw that his friends had been knocked down by others, so he was anxious that he picked them up and ran forward, and he took them over with a spoon of feces!
So, the dung spoon drew an arc in the air and pressed it on the head of the big soldier of the second company!
Just this moment, how to say it, the harm is not great, but the insult is extremely strong.
The damage is not great, the dung spoon is made of wood.
Nowadays, China's industrial capacity is extremely weak. How could it be so extravagant that it uses iron or even inferior iron to make manure spoons? It is a scoop of wood. It is impossible for anyone to have a hard head.
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So, the feces spoon slammed on the soldier's head with a "pop" sound.
Very insulting.
You know, it was a fecess spoon after all, it was so smelly that it was the most filthy thing in the world. It was suddenly stuck on someone's head, and it was dirty with dry goods on the head, and it was poured down along the collar.
It's a rare product.
Everyone is in the same camp, that is, fighting, and no party dares to really beat the other party so hard that they can't take care of themselves.
Then, after all, everyone will talk about this after dinner, and someone will definitely say, look at the one in Erlian, who is as strong as a cow, what awesome person, but (that's the one who is in the second company).
) Back, yes, it was just a fight and I even let the spoon be sharpened.
Then you think, can that big soldier still raise his head in front of everyone in the future?
If so, it would be fine, but when the manure spoon was picked up from the manure bucket, the soldier did not deliberately pick it up, but the manure spoon still had the stock of soup and water.
Of course, water is the most common.
People from later generations, especially those in the south, will travel thousands of miles in the north of HLJ in order to be romantic, such as Mohe and Heihe, in the north, for the coldest days, such as the temperature is minus 30 to 40 degrees Celsius.
What are you doing? That is to carry a pot of boiling water and raise it into the air, so that the water can also draw an arc in the air.
That was minus 30 to 40 degrees Celsius, and it was absolutely dripping water into ice and peeing into sticks. So the moment the water was raised, a semicircular arc formed by water mist would form on the top of the person's head!
Although no one can take a picture of a beautiful rainbow in this rainbow mist, the arc formed by the sudden drop in the temperature of the hot water coming out of the pot is also extremely beautiful.
And now, the arc is so beautiful, but it is not ice crystals or water vapor, but the feces soup raised from the feces spoon.
The feces soup also shaped an arc in the air, and then it turned into countless dirty droplets. So as long as the person on that line was exposed to the rain and dew!
Just then, "Oh my God" and "***" came together, and they were all splashed with feces soup.
"Malaba, you guys don't want to live anymore!" There was a loud curse, and then a "bang" gunshot.
Although the shot was shot from the sky, the scene that was originally extremely chaotic immediately calmed down.
If the gunshots, it's not something to play, it's the army after all.
He rode on the opponent's soldier and beat him down with his fists. He quickly climbed down.
The nose underneath was bleeding but he didn't dare to take revenge.
The soldiers who were fighting each other were pulled apart by their own soldiers, and they did not dare to "bring a cucumber rack" together.
"Tell me, what's going on? Why do you two companies and three companies have to fight?" someone shouted.
The soldiers all looked at the officer who was standing among them and holding a box cannon in his hand. It was their battalion commander Lu Dahu who arrived.
As the name suggests, Lu Dahu people are rude. There are all big big ones, real tigers.
But Lu Dahu was no longer awesome, but he didn't expect that his soldiers would be even more powerful. It would be fine if his grandmother's manure soup had just fallen on my big face!
"Tell me quickly, why did you fight?" Another person rushed into the field panting. It was the third company commander.
"Yes, why did you fight?" Another person came around from behind a low wall. It was the second company commander.
As for the officer next to him who was watching coldly, he was of course the first company commander.
The company commander seemed to be concerned, but he sneered in his heart. He didn't get involved. It was a matter of his repeated fights?
In fact, the company has been growing for a while, and he originally wanted to stop it.
Everyone is from the same battalion, so it is impossible for the soldiers from their company to not know him.
But just as he was about to make a sound, he suddenly realized that the second company commander had actually arrived, but he was cat behind the wall!
The company commander had no brains, and he thought about it and realized the reason.
This fight was obviously because the Second Company took advantage, so the Second Company Commander pretended not to see it and did not stop it.
Let’s not mention the third company commander, it’s later than the battalion commander.
You guys don’t stop fighting, I don’t care if I eat salty radish and worry about it? So he didn’t say anything.
"Report to the battalion commander, the third company beat the people from our second company first!"
"Report to the company commander, the people from the second company beat us third company first!"
Since the commander asked, the soldiers below were of course complaining to themselves, but there were a few people talking, and then another "buzzing" sound.
"Mom, I'm talking one by one! Are there any rules?" Lu Dahu scolded in anger, and before he could forget to reach out and wipe it on his face.
"You talk first!" the second company commander said, pointing at one of the soldiers.
"Report to battalion commander, company commander, I don't know why the fight started, but when we heard the movement, we turned out of the alley and saw their people riding on us!" the soldier reported.
This soldier was the one who was detained by a feces spoon.
The second company commander and the third company commander have no conflicts.
But it is useless to have no conflicts on them. If an official is not able to protect his calf, who will work hard for the soldiers below?
The second company commander appointed the soldier to report. There are two reasons. One is that this kid looks the worst. Even the manure and soup are detained. That is not the worst? Let him speak to win the sympathy of the battalion commander.
Well.
But this is still secondary, and the second reason is the most important.
The important thing is that even though this kid is big, he will still say it.
The second company commander didn't know why the fight started, so of course he chose someone who could speak. He took the blame on his own and pushed them all to the third company.
"Don't complain first, we turned around when we heard the movement. We saw that the people from our third company were beaten by the second company, so we reached out." A soldier from the third company stopped working. The company commander
He is stupid, but his subordinates naturally have those who are very good-mouthed.
"When will the people from our 2nd Company beat the people from your 3rd Company?" The soldiers of the 2nd Company began to retort.
"It was the people from your 2nd Company who beat you, why don't we beat you for no reason?" The soldiers of the 3rd Company naturally had to defend themselves.
"Fuck, who knows?" said the second company's man.
"Shut up! I'll ask!" The company commander secretly glanced at the battalion commander Lu Dahu's face and spoke.
When the battalion commander comes, he can't watch the fun around him. The recognized Zhiduoxing in his camp is going to make a case.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!