Chapter 1045 I don't understand the style
There is no need to set up sentries, no need to lie in the wilderness to look at the stars in the sky, and no need to find hay or other things to cushion their backs. Shang Zhen and the others can finally sleep peacefully.
The so-called happiness is only a relative concept.
Those who ride in carriages envy those who ride in cars, those who walk envy those who ride in carriages, lame people envy those who can walk on two legs, and those with high amputations envy lame people.
Being stronger than yourself is happiness.
But does everyone feel like this, and when the situation gets better, they suddenly get unaccustomed to it?
It was getting dark, and when Shang Zhen and the others were lying in the woodshed of a house, Xu Shenwei said exactly this feeling: "You said, there are people standing guard for us all of a sudden, but why don't we feel safe in our hearts?
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I woke up several times in the middle of the night these past few days, and I felt more at ease after touching this firewood stick."
The firewood stick Xu Shenwei refers to is a short wooden stick with a forearm thick and less than a foot long.
It is said that weapons are the life of a warrior, at least in the case of Xu Shenwei, this is particularly obvious. If he can't touch the stick next to him while he is half asleep, he will really hit him from there while half asleep.
The cream wakes you up.
And the reason why he felt at ease when he touched the wooden stick was because he subconsciously thought that the short stick was a gun!
But just before going to bed these days, Shang Zhen had ordered all of them to put their guns against the wall and store them together.
The reasons here are all understood by the veterans, and the following soldiers also understand now.
If everyone really sleeps with a gun in their arms, and is frightened by some unexpected noise while half asleep, or has a nightmare, then not to mention actually touching the gun to hold the fire, that is, swinging the butt or bayonet
If you get up, the people next to you will definitely not be able to bear it!
"You look like a loser. Don't tell us about this. Go and tell Wang Xiaodan. It's best for you and Wang Xiaodan to sleep next to each other. Hehe." Ma Erpao immediately laughed after answering.
Counting the sophomores in high school, there are only twelve people in total, so they can be considered one class.
The recruits and veterans have lived and died together, and even fought with others. Now they are finally in harmony. The recruits dare to talk to the veterans, and the veterans no longer play cowardly with the new recruits. In other words, even if the veterans play cowardly, the new recruits
Not afraid anymore.
"Second Artillery, why are you laughing so hard?" Lu Yifei asked.
"I'm laughing. If we let these two sleep together for fun, do you think they would both wake up in the middle of the night, and one's fart and the other's would misinterpret it as a gunshot, and then the two of them would fight!" Ma Erpao said with a smile.
It was getting dark but it wasn't dark yet. No one was asleep yet. Ma Erpao's words caused a burst of laughter in the room.
"Fuck, that was such a loud fart!" Lu Yifei answered.
When everyone was laughing again, Hu Chuang said: "It's not necessarily that two people will fight. Then maybe two people will hug each other and sleep together, making it look like a man and a woman."
Everyone laughed again, but the laughter subsided as soon as it started. This was because everyone felt that although the joke was funny, it was inappropriate. As expected, Li Qingfeng was already very unhappy and said: "Hu Chuang, what are you talking about?"
Hu Chuang realized that he had said the wrong thing and hurriedly closed his mouth, but that didn't mean that other people wouldn't laugh, but that laughter was just for gloating.
It is said that war makes women go away. War is a battlefield where males compete for hegemony, but it is different now. The reason is because Gao Erya is still with them, but she is in the corner next to the firewood pile.
The reason why Li Qingfeng was unhappy was because the person next to him in his second year of high school was none other than the old fool!
A few days before Gao Erya arrived, Shang Zhen and the others actually persuaded Gao Erya to go back to her brother, the group leader.
But now Ya, who is in her second year of high school, is still with them, which means that no one has tried to persuade her, so no one is trying to persuade her now.
After all, it is inconvenient for a female soldier to be with a male soldier.
The male soldiers could give him the corner position, but there would always be someone next to her, so who else could the person next to her be but the old fool?
The girl who is in her second year of high school came here because of the old fool. The other male soldiers wanted to be with the girl who was in their second year of high school, but who dared to say it out loud.
Of course, the eldest idiot doesn't agree with him sleeping next to the sophomore girl, but again, the sophomore girl is here for you, the eldest idiot, so why don't you sleep next to anyone, even though your master said women are tigers.
The Chinese have a lot to say about tigers.
Some people say that a tiger's butt cannot be touched, while others say that the person who flirts with the tiger's beard is the tiger's beard.
To say that a woman is a tiger is a metaphor after all. At least, despite the sassy character of a tomboy in high school, it is impossible for others to see her as a man at a glance.
Because of this, it was impossible to tell Yalu Suna, a sophomore in high school, that she didn't have a beard, and she wasn't the kind of woman who, even though she was a woman, had thick hair on her mouth that looked like a beard.
A sophomore in high school doesn't have a beard, so it's natural for an old fool to strip off his beard in the middle of the night.
But the other soldiers really didn't know whether the old fool would touch the tiger's butt in the middle of the night, and they could only make malicious speculations in their hearts that belong to the bad nature of men.
And the reason why they can only speculate in their hearts and dare not say it out loud is because of the existence of Qingfeng Li.
It is recognized that among them, the old fool is the most capable but he is an honest person. It is also recognized that Qingfeng Li is as thin as a monkey but has sharp ears and sharp teeth.
The soldiers are not afraid of Big Boss, but they are afraid of Li Qingfeng! Not only the latecomers like Xu Shenwei and Hu Chuang are afraid, but veterans like Ma Second Artillery and Lu Yifei are also afraid.
The reason is very simple, they are just having fun without being impatient. But if they are really impatient, they will have to fight, but it is limited to fighting, and it will definitely not work if they use guns.
Well, there’s no need to mention the Big Boss, because the Big Boss is the best at fighting.
But who among them can beat Li Qingfeng? Let alone fighting alone, Qingfeng Li's skills with a bayonet may not be as good as them, but when it comes to fighting, even if they are flattering, they are not as good as him!
So, now that Li Qingfeng has spoken, even though Ma Erpao and the others will gloat at Hu Chuang's misfortune and say the wrong thing, they will never offend Li Qingfeng, so the room fell silent, and in this silence, the sky finally turned brighter.
It got dark.
At this time, there was the sound of firewood rustling in the corner.
No one went there to look, because looking there was in vain, the room was pitch dark.
The soldiers' malicious speculations about the old idiot were just speculations. In fact, they didn't know that it was the old idiot sitting up and meditating cross-legged again. As for what the sophomore girl was doing, they really didn't know.
Could it be that the monk was really indifferent to the woman next to him while he was meditating? The soldiers were thinking wildly and sleepiness gradually came over them.
But at this moment, they heard Gao Erya's voice.
In all conscience, it was really the first time for them to hear the always fiery Gao Erya speak in such a low voice.
It was just that the night was too quiet, and Gao Erya was used to speaking loudly, so even though she had lowered her voice, some soldiers still heard her.
What Gao Erya said was: "Master, please teach me how to sit cross-legged and meditate!"
The night was still so quiet, but that didn't stop a few pairs of ears from listening attentively in the night. The owners of those ears wanted to hear how the big old fool answered.
Don't tell me that the old man actually replied, but what he said was: "You can't teach me this, I'm just a kid."
If those eavesdropping soldiers dared to speak, then there would definitely be a chorus of shouts in the room at this moment, "Old fool, you are so damn stupid, what do you mean? You are practicing boy's kung fu, don't you know?"
That's what you did when you were in your second year of high school, right? Did you do anything like that?
"Master, what you said is as if I am not a boy, and girls are also boys." Gao Erya's dissatisfied voice came.
Not to mention, this girl who is a sophomore in high school really knows this. There is nothing wrong with her words! Girls are children too!
Let's see what the big old fool should say this time. The few people in the darkness continued to listen, and Xu Shenwei was thinking about whether the big old fool would answer whether men and women should be intimate or not.
Xu Shenwei's guess is not wrong. After all, among the group of people, he and Big Boss have read the most books.
Only this time, Xu Shenwei really overestimated Big Boss.
Because what the big old idiot said next was: "There's no way to teach it, men and women look different!"
What the hell is this? Another silent cry broke out in the silent night. Isn’t this nonsense? That, men are like that, women are like that, they look different, so why don’t you use me?
Tell me?
However, these words do reflect the straight man's true nature.
People who study Buddhism and practice Taoism all explain the nature of the mind and see the nature of the heart. To put it bluntly, they tell the truth and cannot lie. Isn’t this the true nature of a big old fool?
And just when the eavesdropping people were guessing what Gao Erya would say, the stupid voice of the old man came again: "Because the lengths are different, the circuits of the true energy are different. Master has not
If something goes wrong, people will die."
To be honest, only Qingfeng Li, who has also practiced kung fu, can understand what the old fool said. As for others, including Shang Zhen, they don't understand what "infuriating energy" means.
"But they all know what "really irritating" means!
"You don't want to teach me? I don't believe that a woman like me can still practice kung fu next to you!" Ya, a sophomore in high school, started to act dishonest.
This sentence from Gao Erya really expressed the feelings of all the eavesdroppers.
But then the old man replied disapprovingly: "If you can practice it, I am practicing the White Bone Concept now."
And with the words of Big Old Stupid, another big invisible question mark rose in the dark night to the top of the room. What is the White Bone Temple?
But before the old fool could reply, Shang Zhen finally spoke: "Go to sleep when you need to. If you have anything to say, we'll talk tomorrow!"
No one dared to disobey the superior's words, so the practitioners pestered the students and eavesdropped no more, and eventually the room was filled with the sound of slight snoring.
(End of chapter)
Chapter completed!