Chapter 32 I Count You Have a Bloody Disaster
Wang Banxian muttered with his eyes closed, his lips moved very quickly, his voice was very low, and his words were a bit strange. Ji Yang listened with a serious look, but as he listened, Ji Yang realized that something was wrong.
Ji Yang's hearing is different from ordinary people. Even if the other party's voice is low and the enunciation is unclear, he can still understand it after listening carefully.
"Let me go, if you are a liar, should you be more professional? If you are just chanting mantras, should you search the Internet? You can find everything with just a little search. At least you can say something that others can't understand."
"You can eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins, and you can't eat grapes until you spit out the grape skins. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The bench is not as long as the pole and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole must be tied to the bench, but the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench...
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After all, this Wang Banxian was actually talking about tongue twisters, but his voice was a bit weird and so low that ordinary people couldn't hear it.
Ji Yang was getting tired of hearing this, but Wang Banxian was still talking about it. He had already reached forty-four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. If he keeps repeating it, he doesn't know if he can still repeat it.
What to read.
"Nima, if you say it again, I'm going to whip you."
Ji Yang felt unhappy. He already had the urge to slap the other person. Just when he couldn't stand it anymore, Wang Banxian stopped.
"Hey, catastrophe, these are all catastrophes."
Wang Banxian sighed and looked at Ji Yang helplessly.
"Doom? Wang Banxian, is my situation serious? What happened to me?"
Ji Yang looked at Wang Banxian with an idiotic expression, looking very concerned.
He really shouldn't be admitted to a medical university. He should go to a film school or an art school. Maybe he will be the next Oscar winner. He even admires his ability to pretend to be crazy and act stupid.
"The so-called secret cannot be leaked."
Wang Banxian said pretending to be mysterious.
"Tianji, your sister, you haven't even figured it out yet. If you like acting, I will always act with you."
Ji Yang sneered in his heart, but on the outside he still looked like I was scared.
"Wang Banxian, don't scare me, I'm timid."
"The secret of heaven cannot be leaked, so is there any solution to my fate?"
"Boy, are you insulting me? Who am I? I am a half-immortal king. There is no calamity in this world that I cannot solve."
Through his sunglasses, Wang Banxian's eyes flickered. The more anxious Ji Yang was, the happier he felt, because such people are the easiest to be deceived.
"Then help me quickly."
Ji Yang said with a bit of pleading.
"Hey, of course I have no problem helping you, but if I want to help you solve the catastrophe, I will lose my life. And in order to save my life, I have to deal with the gods and ghosts in heaven and the underworld, and I have to do something."
"I can do it for you, but you have to pay for it yourself."
"Your money is not for me, but for them."
When Wang Banxian finished speaking, he pointed to the sky and then to the ground.
"I understand, I understand. I will definitely pay for it. How much will it cost?"
"As you can see, I am just a poor boy and I don't have much money. Don't have too much money, otherwise I won't be able to afford it."
Ji Yang said with a somewhat pitiful expression.
"What are you talking about? It seems like I'm asking you for money."
Wang Banxian's face changed slightly, and he shouted softly with some displeasure.
"Wang Banxian, don't get me wrong. That's not what I meant. Then tell me how much they want."
He obviously wants money for himself, but he still blames the matter to Heaven and Hell, but think about it, every time Ji Yang trades with people from Heaven and Hell, the other party is very shady.
"These!"
Wang Banxian stretched out his right hand, spread his fingers and waved it in front of Ji Yang.
"Five dollars, I have that."
While talking, Ji Yang actually took out five yuan from his pocket and handed it to Wang Banxian.
Seeing Ji Yang take out five dollars, Wang Banxian's lips twitched.
"Damn, this kid is so stupid. He even had the nerve to hand over five dollars. He really thinks that I, the Banxian Wang, am a beggar."
Wang Banxian thought in his mind and shook his head.
"no."
"Is that fifty? I have to look for fifty."
Ji Yang had a hairy fifty, and he didn't have much money. He had spent more than one hundred yuan on sex with Li Zixuan, but even after rummaging through his pockets, he couldn't get ten yuan to pay back fifty.
Seeing Ji Yang starting to rummage around for money, Wang Banxian almost vomited blood. Why would he waste so many words with him just for fifty yuan?
"You don't have to look for it, it's not fifty, it's five hundred."
Wang Banxian said loudly.
"What, five hundred? Isn't this too dark?"
Ji Yang's eyes widened and he blurted out.
Is it true that being a liar makes so much money? Five hundred yuan is enough for one month's food expenses.
"What are you saying? Are you calling me black, or are you calling them black?"
Wang Banxian was also unhappy at this time. He pointed at himself first and then at the heaven and earth.
This time Ji Yang didn't speak, but looked out the window. He had only one stop to go, and he had no intention of continuing the show with the other party.
"You are as black as them."
I asked Hua Tuo to learn his lesson. The other party asked me for 10,000 yuan of merit. Wang Banxian in front of me said that two tongue twisters would cost 500 yuan. Even if I bought a ticket to go to the theater, I wouldn't be able to use that much.
"Boy, I think you don't want to break the robbery, right? Your hall is now dark and there is a faint red light. You will be in a bloody disaster recently. If you keep talking nonsense, I won't care about you."
Hearing Ji Yang say this about himself, Wang Banxian also became angry, and even made Ji Yang's situation even more serious.
"That Wang Banxian, may I ask you something?"
Ji Yang smiled lightly and said softly.
"ask."
Wang Banxian leaned back and acted like he was asking whatever he wanted.
"You are such a genius. You can tell someone is in danger just by looking at their face. You tell people's fortunes every day. Have you ever told people's fortunes yourself?"
Ji Yang's face was a little closer to Wang Banxian's and he asked.
Seeing Ji Yang's face approaching his, Wang Banxian leaned back unconsciously, but the seat was such a big place, where could he hide.
"What do you mean?"
Wang Banxian frowned and asked coldly.
"It means, I see that your hall is black and there is a faint red light, I think you are suffering from a bloody disaster!"
Jiyang scholar Wang Banxian said in a serious tone while squeezing his hands.
"Nonsense, how could I have suffered a bloody disaster?"
Wang Banxian shouted softly with some dissatisfaction.
"You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, just get out of the car with me. If my calculation is wrong, how about I give you five thousand?"
Ji Yang had already arrived at the station. As he spoke, Ji Yang also walked to the rear door to get off.
Wang Banxian was definitely not willing to accept that he had deceived the other party all night but did not get a penny. At this time, he heard what Ji Yang said. Although he was suspicious, he still got out of the car when he thought of five thousand yuan.
"I want to see what this kid is up to."
When Ji Yang saw Wang Banxian, he actually got out of the car with him. This guy was definitely obsessed with money.
"Didn't you say that I had a bloody disaster? Where is it? If not, just give me five thousand yuan."
Wang Banxian really needed a beating now, so he reached out and asked Ji Yang for 5,000 yuan.
Chapter completed!