If you don't pick up with girls, it's not allowed by nature.

Chang'e is lonely now. Although she may not really have anything happen to Chang'e, she can always chat with her and tease her a little.

Anyway, no matter what his career purpose is, Ji Yang knows that he cannot miss this opportunity to hook up with Chang'e. He doesn't want to do it again: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I

I regret it so much, there is nothing more painful in the world than this."

I may not fall in love with Chang'e, but I can't miss the opportunity to hook up.

Thinking of this, Ji Yang also smiled slightly and left a message directly on Chang'e's post: "At the same time, lonely people in the world, why don't we chat when we meet."

As soon as the message was sent, Ji Yang felt his phone vibrate. Chang'e couldn't have been staring at his phone. As soon as his message was sent, the other party actually responded.

"Xiaobai, who are you? What you say is so poetic. We are all so bored, why don't we chat."

No wonder poets in the past were so romantic, and Chang'e would have such a big reaction even if I randomly changed their poems.

"It seems that Chang'e is either too lonely or too innocent. The other party is so proactive. Why is she pretending to be sticking a green onion in a pig's nose?"

Ji Yang felt proud, and then clicked on Chang'e's profile picture.

"Hello, sister Chang'e. I'm Xiaobai. Nice to meet you."

Although Ji Yang rarely picks up girls on WeChat, he has never eaten pork and seen pigs running away.

For a relatively innocent person like Chang'e, you must not be too frivolous at the beginning, otherwise Chang'e will definitely regard herself as a prodigal son, then this opportunity will be wasted, and I am afraid there will be no chance to chat with Chang'e in the future.

So Ji Yang was very gentlemanly when he spoke, and Chang'e didn't feel disgusted when she saw Ji Yang talking to her like this.

"Hello Xiaobai, I'm glad to meet you too. Are you working in heaven or in the underworld? Why haven't I seen you before?"

Chang'e quickly replied, and Ji Yang frowned when he saw it. He was thinking about whether he should tell the truth to the other party.

In the end, Ji Yang decided to tell the truth to the other party, otherwise it would be embarrassing if he was exposed by the other party in the future.

"Sister Chang'e, I am neither in heaven nor in the underworld. I am in the mortal world. I have not yet entered the mainstream and have no position."

After Ji Yang said this, Chang'e didn't reply for a long time. He didn't know if the other party was frightened by his words.

In Guanghan Palace, Chang'e, dressed in white gauze, stared blankly at her mobile phone.

"The mortal world? How can someone in the mortal world be able to chat with me? It's impossible."

"The laws of the three realms check and balance. Heaven and the underworld are still connected, but the mortal world is outside the heaven and the underworld. This novice must be lying to me."

Chang'e was a little suspicious of Ji Yang's words. She even suspected that this novice was simply a fake god.

Whether it is heaven or hell, there are never fewer people spying on her beauty, and she knows this very well.

Chang'e originally had a good impression of Xiaobai, but when she thought that he might be some god pretending to be stupid to deceive her, she felt a little angry.

"It's easy to change one's nature, but it's hard to change one's nature. Even if one becomes a god, these men are still the same. These lustful guys should be demoted to earth like Marshal Tianpeng back then, and let them be born into pig fetuses to see who doesn't grow up."

memory."

Chang'e muttered to herself unhappily, then twisted her pert little buttocks and prepared to go back to the boudoir to take a nap.

Since coming to Guanghan Palace, apart from dancing for fun at the behest of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother and some high-ranking gods, the most she did was sleep.

During this time, no one asked her to dance, and she didn't even know how long she had been asleep.

But Chang'e didn't want to talk to Ji Yang, but Ji Yang didn't want to miss this opportunity to get to know Chang'e.

Seeing Chang'e ignoring him for a long time, Ji Yang also showed his shameless side. If you don't look for me, I will look for you.

"Sister Chang'e, why are you silent? Is your phone battery out of battery?"

Glancing at Ji Yang's words, Chang'e also snorted coldly. Just pretend to me that your phone is out of battery. Do you need to charge it? It's really ridiculous.

Mobile phones are maintained by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. Unless the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is exhausted, how can the mobile phone run out of battery?

"This novice is pretending to be pretty good. Do you think you can deceive me like this? Do you really think I'm as novice as you? Humph."

After snorting, Chang'e still chose to ignore Ji Yang and fell asleep with her head covered.

"Oh, if I go, I won't believe it. You can still remain silent."

Ji Yang was also unconvinced at this time. If you don't speak, I will keep posting to see if I don't annoy you to death.

"Sister Chang'e, please speak."

"Sister Chang'e, we are all lonely people. Let's chat together to relieve our boredom."

"Sister Chang'e, is your phone really out of battery?"

"Sister Chang'e..."

Ji Yang spoke very fast. In two or three minutes, he sent dozens of messages.

WeChat reminders kept ringing, and Chang'e couldn't sleep peacefully even if she wanted to.

"It's so annoying, so annoying."

"It's annoying to be alone normally, and it's annoying to have a cell phone ringing all the time. What kind of god is this that's so annoying?"

Turning over and jumping up from the couch, Chang'e pouted her lips. Her face, which was originally pure and charming, now became a bit more cute and playful.

"Sister Chang'e, sister Chang'e..."

Picking up the phone, Chang'e saw that Xiaobai was still talking to her. There were more than 200 unread messages. She was really convinced by him.

"Have you had enough? I ignore you and you keep annoying me. Believe it or not, I will report you to the Jade Emperor and demote you to the mortal world as a beast."

Although the laws of the Three Realms check and balance, the Jade Emperor can still demote the gods who made mistakes to the mortal world. However, the gods who were demoted to the mortal world cannot be human beings and can only be livestock. Basically, they have lost the possibility of returning to heaven.

Therefore, no matter how boring the gods in the sky are, they dare not make mistakes easily. After all, no one wants to turn from a god into an animal.

"Hehe, as the saying goes, those who are thick-skinned will eat enough, but those who are thin-skinned will not be able to eat. I have paid off, and Chang'e finally spoke."

I sent more than 200 messages in a row, and Chang'e finally talked to me again. This is called the real skill of being shameless.

"Sister Chang'e, I have told you that I am in the mortal world. Why do you still let the Jade Emperor demote me to the mortal world to be a livestock? You are so cruel."

Seeing Ji Yang talking like this, Chang'e Liu Ye frowned. Could it be that Xiaobai was really in the mortal world, but how could he have a mobile phone to communicate with heaven in the mortal world?

This is too strange.

Questioning her previous thoughts, Chang'e also asked cautiously: "Xiaobai, are you really in the mortal world?"

"But the laws of the three realms check and balance. Mortal mobile phones cannot communicate with heavenly gods. How can your mobile phone do it? Are you a god pretending to be a god? Tell the truth and I don't blame you."

The feelings themselves told the truth, but Chang'e thought that she was lying to her.

"No wonder she didn't speak for so long. It turns out she thought I was a liar."
Chapter completed!