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Chapter 393 The fairy was sprayed

Ji Yang wanted to use this opportunity to thank the Jade Emperor for his reward and build a good relationship with the Jade Emperor.

Therefore, if he wants to go to the Jade Emperor, he must not be empty-handed. It is better to prepare some gifts for the meeting.

Isn't it weird to give gifts to many people? Moreover, we must not accept the Jade Emperor's merits this time, otherwise the meaning of giving gifts will be lost.

What would be a better gift?

Ji Yang looked at his WeChat store and planned to choose two items from his own products to give to the other party.

"Instant noodles, potato chips, and cakes are not good. They are too stingy and not high-quality."

"Giving a little sheep is not enough. It's not cool enough. The Jade Emperor's mount must be very awesome, and the people pulling the cart are probably dragons. It's too embarrassing to give a little sheep."

"It seems I can only give him wine."

It’s okay to give ordinary snacks to female fairies, as women generally like to eat snacks.

But if you give these snacks to the Jade Emperor, maybe the Jade Emperor will feel a little fresher, but they are obviously not high quality.

Although the little sheep is fresh, it is still not of high quality and is not worthy of the status of the Jade Emperor.

There are also things to pay attention to when giving gifts, you can't give them randomly, right?

Since none of these are possible, the only option is to send wine.

Jiyang’s WeChat mall currently sells two types of wine, one is xo and the other is Scottish vodka.

Although Du Kang had bought both of these wines, he had never brewed them. He had only used them to prepare cocktails.

Both of these wines belong to the category of spirits, and it is not certain whether the Jade Emperor liked them.

So while deciding to give these two kinds of wine, Ji Yang also thought about whether he could give something else.

The items on his WeChat store are no longer available, and he can only find products that have not been sold in his WeChat store.

"Although Du Kang brewed beer, the taste is still a little different from that of ordinary people. I can give Jade Emperor's authentic German dark beer."

When Ji Yang opened the refrigerator and was about to get a bottle of ice-cold mineral water to drink, he saw the German dark beer that Huang Tianxiong asked Huang Xiaoxin to bring back not long ago.

I heard that these German dark beers were brought back by Huang Tianxiong when he visited Germany. They taste very authentic.

Since drinking Du Kang's beer, Ji Yang has basically no love for beer in the world.

Ji Yang only drank some German dark beer when Huang Xiaoxin brought it back. He felt that the dark beer tasted a bit bitter and was not as good as ordinary yellow beer.

"Hey, if the Jade Emperor knew that I gave him German dark beer that he didn't like to drink, would he immediately strike me with thunder from the sky?"

Although he doesn't like these German dark beers, Jade Emperor has never tasted them after all.

As long as you don't say it, the other person will definitely not know and will feel happy.

Ji Yang has prepared a meeting gift for the Jade Emperor, two bottles of XO, two bottles of Scottish vodka, and six cans of beer.

"Thank you to the Jade Emperor for your merits. These are Xiaobai's gifts to the Jade Emperor. I hope the Jade Emperor can accept them."

Ji Yang found the Jade Emperor. While thanking him, he directly sent the gift he had prepared to the Jade Emperor.

At this time, the Jade Emperor was sitting in the Lingxiao Palace, holding the "Growth Manual for Emotional Beginners" in his hand, looking at it in trance.

While he was looking at it, he found that his phone suddenly lit up, and then a bunch of things appeared in front of him.

These are exactly what Ji Yang gave him xo, Scottish vodka and German dark beer.

The appearance of these things made the Jade Emperor frown. He knew that someone had sent something to him through WeChat.

It's just that these things looked strange to him.

"These bottles seem to be from the Xiaobai WeChat store. The one in this glass bottle is called Chahuan wine, and this one is called Scottish vodka. I have seen them before, but I didn't buy them."

"What are these metal cans? They have no stoppers or lids. How do you open them?"

"There seems to be water inside. What are the characters of these ghostly symbols? Why don't I recognize any of them?"

The Jade Emperor saw Ji Yang's WeChat store and recognized xo and Scottish vodka at a glance.

But Jade Emperor didn't recognize the German stout in cans, the cans didn't exist in ancient times, and it was even less possible for him to recognize the German characters on them.

"Xiao Bai, I know Chahuan Liquor and Scotch Vodka, but what kind of metal are these cylinders made of? They seem to contain water."

The Jade Emperor saw that it was something given to him by Ji Yang, and also saw Ji Yang's thanks.

As soon as he saw that it was a gift from Ji Yang, the Jade Emperor knew that these things must be products of the mortal world.

Shaking the German beer in his hand, the Jade Emperor was curious, so he asked Ji Yang directly.

"Jade Emperor, the beer I gave you is called German Black Beer. It contains beer, not water. The beer in it is called a can."

"There is a pull tab on the top of the can. You pull the pull tab, open the can, and then drink the German dark beer inside."

Ji Yang had forgotten about this before. This can is a modern invention of the United States and did not exist in ancient China.

The Jade Emperor had never seen a can before and he didn't know how to open it.

beer?

When he heard that this was beer, the enthusiasm in Jade Emperor's heart was extinguished a bit.

Du Kang was already good at brewing beer. Although the beer was quite refreshing to drink, the Jade Emperor was no longer interested in beer.

Although his enthusiasm for beer was greatly reduced, he was very interested in this can.

"This can is interesting. The beer inside is brewed in the mortal world. Let me try to see if the taste is any different from the one brewed by Dukang."

The Jade Emperor put his hand on the ring of the can and pulled hard.

"Boom, puff..."

Just as the Jade Emperor opened the can, black beer sprayed out directly from the can.

Before the fairy waiting nearby could react, the beer was sprayed all over her face and body.

The fairy's clothes were already very thin, and she was immediately soaked by the beer. Her exquisite figure was looming, and the curve of the weapon on her chest was perfectly displayed.

"ah……"

The fairy exclaimed and quickly turned her back to the Jade Emperor.

Although the fairy turned around quickly, the Jade Emperor had just seen everything that should be seen and shouldn't be seen.

However, the Jade Emperor had good concentration and was a little confused by the sudden spurt of beer, so he did not have any special reaction at this time.

Although the Jade Emperor was confused, the heavenly soldiers guarding the Lingxiao Palace were in awe.

These heavenly soldiers are all Chu brothers. When they saw this scene, they instantly turned into pig brothers and murmured to themselves.

"The fairy was sprayed all over her face. We took advantage. She has such a nice figure. I also want to find a fairy to be my wife."

If Ji Yang were here at this time, I wonder if he would get a nosebleed after seeing the beautiful scenery just now.

Although the Jade Emperor was a little confused because the German dark beer suddenly spurted out of the can, he had calmed down after the female fairy exclaimed.

The Jade Emperor looked at the back of the female fairy in front of him, and his face became ugly.

When his eyes glanced at the heavenly soldiers in the Lingxiao Palace, the expressions of these heavenly soldiers who looked like pig brothers because of seeing the exquisite figures of the female immortals all changed, and they disappeared instantly like pig brothers.

They felt that the Jade Emperor was really angry and someone was going to be in trouble.
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