Chapter 430: I Don't Want To Go Shopping With Immortals Anymore (10)
The current world is completely different from the world in Zhu Bajie's memory.
The surrounding buildings are no longer pavilions with blue bricks and glazed tiles, but high-rise buildings made of reinforced concrete.
The means of transportation on the road are no longer bullock carts and horse-drawn carriages, but steel cars.
People's clothes are completely different from those in ancient times. The men and women with arms around their backs walked past Zhu Bajie, and Zhu Bajie's eyes widened when he saw them.
Men and women who were bound by ancient ethics had to accept or reject each other, which has completely disappeared in modern times. How many young boys and girls in ancient times would be envious of this.
Everything has changed, including food, clothing, housing, and transportation, and the way people communicate has also changed.
All this seemed so strange, but it made Zhu Bajie feel fresh.
"Cough, cough, cough, old pig, you're drooling."
When a beautiful woman wearing a suspender belt and a short skirt walked past Zhu Bajie.
Ji Yang clearly saw that disgusting saliva was flowing out of the corner of Zhu Bajie's mouth.
"Hehehe, the world is so good now. Women in the past used to wrap themselves up in three layers."
"Look at today's mortal women. The fabrics they wear are so poor. Even their important parts are barely visible."
Zhu Bajie said while wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hand.
But there were too many beauties of all kinds walking around, and Zhu Bajie was already drooling so much that he couldn't stop it.
"Pay attention to your image and be careful about showing your true colors."
Zhu Bajie looks like a pig brother, Ji Yang can understand it, and he is not a big writer.
Ji Yang was mainly afraid that Zhu Bajie would patronize the beautiful woman, so he couldn't control the immortal power in his body due to excitement.
It's not scary if a handsome man suddenly turns into a pig's head. What's scary is that it scares the people around him.
"You can rest assured about this. Old Pig, my concentration is very strong. I...hehe, that woman's legs are so long."
Let me rub it. This is also called concentration, okay?
Even if you don't finish your pretentious words, your true nature will be revealed. If you have strong concentration, will your saliva flow like the Yellow River flooding?
"Xiaobai, what are you pulling me for? Didn't you say you want to go to the other side? What is that red light? I saw it had a green light before. Could it be a monster?"
"This is called a traffic light, commonly known as a traffic light. It is used to maintain order on the road and prevent chaos. You can't go on a red light. You can only go on a green light."
"Xiao Bai, it's not good. My master was captured by a monster. I have to save him."
"This is called TV, and it's for opera. Why don't the eyes work well with a different face? Look carefully. This Tang Monk looks nothing like your master. Is this Zhu Bajie you?"
"Buzz buzz..."
A sound of propeller rotation came from the sky. Ji Yang looked up and saw that it was a helicopter flying overhead.
"Xiao Bai, let everyone hide and watch me beat this monster down!"
When Zhu Bajie saw the helicopter, he thought it was a monster coming. His eyes turned cold and he said in a deep voice to Ji Yang.
As he spoke, Zhu Bajie's aura changed, and the handsome man's face became unreal, almost turning into a pig's head.
"Don't mess around. This is not a monster. You can't masturbate in the street."
When Ji Yang saw Zhu Bajie's posture, his expression changed, he quickly hugged Zhu Bajie and shouted loudly.
This is the city center, it's a main road, and there are a lot of people coming and going around.
When Ji Yang shouted, many people looked at Ji Yang and Zhu Bajie.
"Wow, handsome guy!"
"Handsome guys are useless. Look at the two of them, they must be (gay) friends."
"Show affection and die quickly. Didn't you hear that person shouting? He was masturbating in the street. He must have broken up and his brain was stimulated."
"That makes sense. You can't masturbate in the street if your brain is stimulated. It's too perverted..."
The words of the people around him made Ji Yang's face turn green.
That's right, sister, I'm afraid that your little hearts won't be able to bear it when you see Zhu Bajie's true form.
Wasn't it just that when I was hugging Zhu Bajie, I happened to bump on Zhu Bajie's butt somewhere.
But Ji Yang could swear to God that he really didn't even react at all.
"I know roosters and hens, roasted chickens, and roasted chickens. What kind of chicken is this flying chicken? We can be said to be Taoist friends or immortal friends. How can we be said to be chicken friends? Neither you nor I are chickens."
"This flying chicken has no feathers or wings, but it can fly. It looks like it has a lot of skills and powerful magic."
As Zhu Bajie spoke, he nodded seriously. His serious look made Ji Yang drunk.
There has been no contact between heaven and earth for thousands of years, and they do not know anything about the mortal world. For strange things, they can only rely on their own knowledge to understand them.
"Planes are also a form of transportation. Are you hungry? Let's find a place to eat, and then I'll tell you about airplanes."
Ji Yang has let go of Zhu Bajie, and he doesn't want people around him to continue to misunderstand him.
In order to avoid such an embarrassing thing happening again, Ji Yang decided to take Zhu Bajie to eat first.
Although Zhu Bajie is not as stupid or dull as the legend says, he is said to be beautiful and delicious, but this is true.
Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up when he heard about eating.
Last time he was captured by Ji Yang's skewers. When he came to the mortal world, the beautiful woman saw him, so of course he couldn't let go of the delicious food.
"Xiao Bai, I didn't expect that chicken can be fried. Give me ten fried chicken legs and twenty fried chicken wings."
"And what's this Orleans roast chicken? Give me five more. It's delicious, it's delicious..."
When Ji Yang takes Zhu Bajie to eat, he naturally wants to eat something that Zhu Bajie has never eaten before.
When passing by a nibbler, Zhu Bajie smelled the aroma wafting from the nibbler and wanted to come in and eat.
Since it was not meal time and today was not a day off, it was not too much for my wife to eat, so Ji Yang agreed.
It was just the next scene that made Ji Yang start to regret it.
It doesn’t matter that Zhu Bajie is a foodie, can you please stop eating in such a shocking way?
I ordered a bunch of Family Buckets, various burgers, and fried chicken. After eating, I still said it was not enough to fill my teeth.
Originally not many people could afford it, but now many people came.
These people come here to eat, not to eat, but to visit.
The person they visited was Zhu Bajie, a guy who was called a super foodie by people around him.
Ji Yang's face darkened when he heard that Zhu Bajie wanted more.
"Ten fried chicken legs, twenty fried chicken wings, and five Orleans roast chickens, packed."
Ji Yang decided that if any gods came to the mortal world in the future, he would never take them shopping.
Shopping with these gods is like making headlines every minute.
Ji Yang had already seen someone carrying a camera to nibble at him. Someone must have told the media about Zhu Bajie, a super foodie.
Ji Yang didn't want to make headlines with Zhu Bajie and asked the employees who could afford it to pack up the food he ordered. He muttered and ran out before Zhu Bajie was full.
Full?
With a stomach like his, he could not get enough even if he had eaten all the food he could chew.
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Chapter completed!