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Chapter 2 Kill it(1/2)

[Host confirmed: Lu Shan]

[Start generating property panel...]

Name: Lu Shan

Race:Chicken

Bloodline:Three Yellow Chicken

Level: None (Countdown to promotion: 23:58:55)

Strength: 0.1 (one point of strength is approximately equal to ten kilograms, if it is less than 0.1, it is ignored)

Physique: 0.1 (Physique includes endurance and physical resistance, etc.)

Agility: 0.1 (the first ten points can provide a maximum speed of ten meters per second, for every ten additional attribute points, the speed increases by one meter per second)

Talent skills:

Meaty (as a native chicken, it has a strong meat texture that is different from caged chickens, and the taste is very good)

Three yellow chicken??

Meaty??

Countdown??

Where??

What?

Versailles?

What the hell!?

Lu Shan looked at the attribute panel in front of him in a daze.

"hiss!"

Just when he was still wondering what was going on in his mind, a sharp pain suddenly came to his mind.

He cocked his head and looked up to find out.

The tabby cat's fangs had pierced his wing, and the pain came from his right wing.

Oh shit!

No matter what the situation is, why does he care about that number?

Let’s escape from the cat’s mouth first!

Otherwise, stop talking about the 24-hour number. Whether you can survive 24 minutes or not is still unknown!

But after twisting his body for a few seconds, he discovered that the strength confrontation between himself and the tabby cat was ineffective.

The more you twist, the stronger the stinging sensation on your wings will be!

Seeing that the tabby cat had taken him out of the room, Lu Shan, fueled by the desire to survive, shouted:

"Kill the chicken! Help!"

"Someone come and save the chicken!"

"God! Jesus! Virgin Mary! Tathagata Buddha!"

However, no matter how much he chattered, no gods appeared to save him.

Just when Lu Shan was about to despair, his scream was finally heard by a middle-aged man with a broad build.

"Daughter-in-law! Since when did we raise chickens at home!?"

"No! Where did you see it?"

"Hey, look at the mouth of the yolk."

The middle-aged man's voice fell, and the next second, "bang bang bang", Tian Wa'er suddenly appeared in the dining hall like a little wild boar, staring at the middle-aged man.

"Dad! Where is the egg yolk!?"

The middle-aged man looked confused, but he still pointed under the table.

Tian Waer looked in the direction, and sure enough, under the dining table, the tabby cat was lying there, sticking out its butt and wriggling like it didn't know what it was doing.

"Egg yolk!! You are going to die!!"

Tian Wa'er rushed to the dining table like crazy, knocked away the stool, scared the tabby cat, and ran from under the table to the wicker chair with a yellow thing in his mouth, watching Tian Wa'er warily.

Sure enough, it's on its mouth!

Tian Wa'er was afraid that the tabby cat would escape and she would not be able to catch it, and she was also worried about the life of her little yellow chicken.

After weighing the two, she anxiously shouted:

"Dad! Aniang! Help me catch it!"

As a result, within the next three minutes, the family staged a drama of three people and one cat causing a disturbance in the house.

However, after all the fuss, Tian Waer finally succeeded in snatching Lu Shan out of the tabby cat's mouth.

Looking at the chicken that was just placed on the table and could not stand firmly, Tian Waer felt that her heart was about to break.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, be good, little chicken, it's my fault! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Tian Wa'er's eyes were red, and she stroked the head of the little yellow chicken that kept chirping comfortingly.

Little did they know that Lu Shan was scolding his mother at this time.

"I'll fuck you four-legged cat! If you dare to bite me! Come again! I'll kill you!"

"Chirp! (mmp! A man is bullied by a cat in Pingyang!)"

"Jiji! (Don't give me a chance!!!)"

"Ji! (And you!)" The angry Lu Shan raised his head and tapped Tian Wa'er's fingertips.

Although Lu Shan was still young and had little strength at this time, Tian Wa'er was also young at this time. The skin full of collagen was pricked like this, and Tian Wa'er's originally red eyes finally overflowed with tears.

Looking at Tian Waer who was already crying, Lu Shan complained angrily:

"Chirp! (You melon kid! The labor and management almost belched and didn't even cry! You cry like a hammer!)"

However, Tian Wa'er couldn't understand the words at all and still looked at him with red eyes.

Lu Shan has always been annoyed by girls crying in front of him.

He cannot be coaxed or scolded.

So his tone changed.

"Ji! (Okay, okay! Damn it! I don't blame you! Stop crying!)"

While chirping, he also rubbed his beak on Tian Wa'er's hand to show comfort.

At this time, a middle-aged man's voice suddenly appeared in Lu Shan's ears, attracting his eyes to follow the voice.

I saw a middle-aged man with an ordinary face, a broad build, and wearing navy blue linen clothes, looking at Lu Shandao with a puzzled look:

"Baby, where did this chicken come from?"

"Picked it up!" Tian Waer wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and said confidently.

The middle-aged man obviously didn't believe Tian Wa'er's words and turned to ask the beautiful woman next to him who was serving rice.

"Daughter-in-law, whose chicken hatched in our yard recently?"

"I don't know. Maybe it was raised by a servant in a certain yard."

The beautiful woman answered casually. After putting a small bowl of rice in her hand, she handed it to Tian Wa'er and warned at the same time:

"Son, after you've eaten, ask someone to return it to you."

"I don't!" Tian Wa'er refused simply.

"Be obedient, you can't feed such a big chick, and it won't be obedient, so it's not fun."

"I don't!" Tian Waer's attitude was still very firm and did not allow for any rebuttal.

To be honest, Lu Shan didn't want to go back to that chicken coop.

It's small, airtight, and there are so many chickens inside that you have to fight for food!

The most important thing is that what those chickens eat is not even as good as pig food!

I never enjoyed a good life in my last life. I am a chicken in this life. My life span is so short. Why can’t I enjoy it?

For the big house!

For delicious food!

In order to have a free babysitter!

In order to live safely until adulthood.

Lu Shan decided what he should do.
To be continued...
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