Chapter 4 Instalment?(2/2)
Stop dreaming!
Lu Shan raised his head, pointed at the middle-aged man's finger and pecked it!
In a daze, the middle-aged man shrank his fingers and easily dodged Lu Shan's attack. Then he glanced at Lu Shan in the grass cage, opened his mouth, and asked aloud:
"My dear daughter, I took the exam today, and I just have a question to test you."
Junior exam?
What the hell?
Lu Shan's nerves have always been extremely sensitive to new terms.
"Children's test? Okay..." Tian Waer showed a depressed expression befitting a scumbag student, and sat down, waiting for her father to give the questions.
Similarly, Lu Shan also pricked up his ears curiously.
However, following the middle-aged man's words, Lu Shan almost jumped up on the spot.
"Do you know if this chicken is a rooster or a hen?"
Fuck you second uncle!
Do you know that you, a thief, can’t say anything nice!?
If labor and capital are not male, can they still be female?
Lu Shan turned around angrily and said loudly to Tian Waer:
"Chirp! (Come on, come on! Girl! Tell your daddy quickly, what gender is labor and capital!)"
However, Tian Wa'er didn't even think about it and opened her mouth confidently:
"female!"
puff!!
Lu Shan couldn't help but almost couldn't swallow it in one breath!
"Why?" the middle-aged man asked with a smile.
"Uncle Wang next door taught me that when a chicken is young, you look at its body shape! The one with the big head and tall feet is the rooster. This one with the short head and small feet and the light body must be a hen!" Tian Wa'er said with determination.
Mom, you are a big girl!
I am a male!
male!!!
The angry Lu Shan spread his wings and roared.
When the middle-aged man heard his daughter's words, he was very impressed, but he did not boast about it. Instead, he continued to ask:
"Your method is not the most accurate. What if some roosters are born with malnutrition?"
Damn your malnutrition!
But since you think this chicken is male, I won’t argue with you for now!
Tian Waer thought for a long time and finally shook her head.
"have no idea…"
"Hehe, don't you know? Then let me tell you!" The middle-aged man said and grabbed Lu Shan, who seemed to sense something with his sixth sense and suddenly began to struggle crazily.
However, even though he has advanced, his strength is still too far behind that of an adult man.
"Hey, this little thing is quite powerful."
The middle-aged man pulled out a wooden thorn from nowhere, pointed at Lu Shan's butt and said, "Look here!!"
After saying that, he turned the back of the wooden thorn and extended it towards Lu Shan without any courtesy.
No!!!
don't want!!!
No!!!
dad!!!
I called you daddy!
stop!!!
Stop it now!!!
No!!
don't want!!
ah!!!
Dog thief!!!
Labor and management are at odds with you!!!
Lu Shan struggled wildly, roared, and poked people, but unfortunately, it had no effect.
Just when he closed his eyes and waited quietly for the humiliation to come.
Suddenly.
A strange bell sounded from outside the house.
Chapter completed!