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Chapter 99 Bald Xu Damao (Don't look at it while eating)(2/2)

At that time, he felt in his heart that something was going to happen. There were so many people in the unit, which one was not seen very often?

Since ancient times, it is not unreasonable for beauty to be a disaster. Beautiful women have many troubles.

That boy lied to him!

Fortunately, nothing happened in the next few days. This woman was indeed as the boy said. She seemed to be very familiar with things in the unit, and her sense of presence was really low, which made him feel relieved.

Now when I look at it, this kid is telling lies with his eyes wide open. His background is tougher than him, so he is just lying to him!

The big guy was probably snickering when he said this!



Yi Chuanzong was not laughing secretly at this moment, but laughing out loud.

"Xu Damao, this hairstyle of yours is okay! It's just like the gourd used to dig out the toilet!"

After a month in the police station, my hair became bald when I came out, but my scalp was still white.

His face was originally slender, but now it looks even longer, and the top of his head is still pointed.

And now his face is bruised and bruised, turning into a pair of panda eyes. This is because he was beaten with a sap at night!

He had been recuperating in bed for the past ten days, and Yi Chuanzong was nowhere to be seen.

Xu Damao came out to watch the fun today. Everyone knew that he had recovered from his illness, so they directly ordered him to start digging a manure pit, otherwise he would be transferred to the police station.

"Pooh!"

Xu Damao spat and roared: "Yi Chuanzong, you are just a mule. Don't be proud. Even if you marry Lou Xiao'e, you won't be able to have children!"

The smile on Yi Chuanzong's face became even wider, and he was having sex every night. He was sure that he would be able to plant it within half a year.

"Bah, what? Three months' worth of shit doesn't smell right?"

When Xu Damao heard this, he felt nauseated and his face instantly became distorted. The stench here was the best catalyst.

He's not like Yi Chuanzong, he just came in two minutes ago.

He had been here for half an hour and had picked up a load of excrement. He was just holding it in, but now he couldn't help it when he heard this.

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

Yi Chuanzong's face blossomed into a smile. Seeing Xu Damao bending down to vomit, he added enthusiastically, "You are quite good at eating. Mix the new and old ones together, and mix the orange and yellow ones with some green!"

When Xu Damao heard this, he couldn't help it anymore. He choked and coughed when he couldn't take a breath, tears flowed out, and his body bent even lower.

Yi Chuanzong laughed heartily, "We came in with our butts there, but it would be better for you to put your face on the pit and come out from your mouth!"

After vomiting for a while, Xu Damao finally came to his senses. He picked up the pole in his hand and started to gesture at Yi Chuanzong.

The smile on Yi Chuanzong's face did not diminish, and he waved his hand to himself, "Come on, if you dare to play like this today, then I will let you in and have a full meal!"

"roll!"

Xu Damao shouted hysterically, and then shouted with eyes wide open, "Mule, don't force me!"

Yi Chuanzong stepped back with a smile. Faced with the threat of the Shit King, he could still be a coward.

He is dressed in youth clothes so that he and Xu Damao won't hurt each other by playing around. If you really want to push him into a cesspit, just find two people!

"Put it out carefully. If you feel like it doesn't suit your appetite, I'll give you something new. I'll make a larger portion. It should be enough for you to eat!"

"Ah! I will fight with you!"

Xu Damao was so ashamed and angry that he closed his eyes and was about to rush over.

Yi Chuanzong retreated quickly, without any panic in his heart. As long as he didn't swing the stick, he could completely avoid it.

Looking at Xu Damao's crazy expression, the smile on Yi Chuanzong's face became even thicker. He carefully observed Xu Damao's expression, and with a thought, a stone appeared at Xu Damao's feet. This was originally the dog he trained.

Suddenly there was a stone under his feet. When Xu Damao stepped on it, he squirmed to one side. His face instantly put on a mask of pain, and his body fell to one side helplessly, and then he plunged into the urine.

inside the groove.

"Hahaha, are you serious? Have you eaten too much and are you thirsty? Can you urinate less in the ditch?"

Xu Damao struggled to hold himself up. When he fell, he blocked it. This time he did not fall firmly, but his face was inevitably touched in the ditch. He was so ashamed and angry that he raised his hand to grab the pole and was about to throw it out.

Yi Chuanzong knew what he was going to do when he saw his movements, and ran outside in a flash.

"Haha! You're still protecting the food. Don't worry, no one will snatch it from you!"

I came back happily. I never thought that there would be such a surprise when I came back from the yard. My enemy was back!

After learning that Xu Damao had been beaten, he felt quite regretful and even blamed the people in the black market, after all, it affected his plan.

Now that he is mentally happy, he digs out the manure pit and licks the urine ditch. Xu Damao has no regrets in his life.

"You kid, didn't you go to the hospital? Why are you so happy? It's not good for people to see you!"

As soon as Yi Chuanzong entered the house, his aunt started to talk about him.

"Hey, I met Xu Damao when I came back. This thief was digging out excrement over there! I teased him a little bit."

He didn't say those disgusting words. It's not appropriate to talk to aunt, otherwise this person won't be able to eat tonight.

"How is your second aunt?" After a slight hesitation, the first aunt added, "And Liu Guangqi, he seemed quite serious at the time."

"It's okay. The second aunt woke up halfway. Liu Guangqi mainly scratched the plate. If he really got beaten, he couldn't get it like this. After cleaning it, it's fine. It's just that the cut on his head is not small. I guess the few stitches he will sew in the future won't be able to stay.

A small scar.”

After briefly talking, Yi Chuanzong asked in surprise: "Where is my wife? Why is she gone?"

After understanding the situation, the eldest mother no longer cares about other people's affairs. Anyway, Yi Chuanzong specified that it is not like that.

"Xiao'e went to see Qin Huairu, saying she wanted to see how to use the sewing machine. It seemed like she wanted to learn."

Since getting married, Auntie has gotten to know Lou Xiao'e better and knows that she doesn't know how to cook or those female celebrities.

"Hey, why study that? It's better to read a book and practice calligraphy than to study that. She is suitable for that!"

"If she doesn't learn, what will you two do with your clothes in the future? Don't spend money on finding someone else to buy!"

Yi Chuanzong shook his head and smiled. When they wanted a child, their aunt would help them. They would just buy it for the child later. If not, it would not be a troublesome thing to spend money to find someone to do it.

"She can play if she wants. I'll go check on her and then go out for a walk!"

"You kid, how come you just play when you are learning something? Remember to come back early!"

"Okay!"

Go straight out and Qin Huairu's house is right opposite.

"Aunt Jia, is Xiao'e here?"

"Here it is!"

Yi Chuanzong raised his eyebrows slightly, Jia Zhang was not here, this was Qin Huairu's voice.

He walked in slowly, and the two of them were sitting on the edge of the bed in the back room. The beam of the sewing machine could still be seen through the gap between the two of them. Now they twisted their waists to look at him.

A pair of peach blossom eyes and a pair of big round eyes.

Not to mention, these two little ladies look pretty together.

"I said, do you really want to learn this thing? How about reading a book?"

"Oh, don't worry about it, this thing is quite simple, I have learned it!"

Yi Chuanzong curled his lips, where did he get such confidence? It was because he had figured it out in his head, but didn't look at his hands!

"Okay, you can play here! I'm going out for a walk."

"Where are you going?" Lou Xiao'e asked naturally. The couple would greet each other before going out, and they would feel safe knowing where they were. There are no mobile phones now, so if anything happens, it would be easy to find someone.

"Walking around the alley, there are some old men in the yard next door who like to play chess. I went over to join in the fun."

"Okay, go ahead and I'll be able to do it again!"

Yi Chuanzong's face trembled, it would be useless if he continued to operate it! He was not good at sports, but he wanted to challenge some crafts.

"Sister-in-law, look at her and don't prick her hands!"

"Oh, are you sour?" Qin Huairu covered her cheeks and smiled very cutely.
Chapter completed!
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