Chapter 1 I Can't Be Straight
"What? She said I am a straight man? Who is a straight man? I am a straight man. I believe it or not. I can be so bad that she doubts life!"
When Jiang Chi heard the ridicule of his friends on the phone, he couldn't bear it at that time.
How could I, Jiang Chi, be a straight man?
Not to mention scumbags, at least they are also veterans who have lived in the flowers!
This matter also comes from noon yesterday. After the introduction of a good friend, Jiang Chi successfully completed his first blind date in his life. He felt that the two got along well at that time, and the young lady had no discomfort.
What Jiang Chi couldn't understand was why the young lady would tell his friends that he was straight and didn't dare to ask after a blind date.
"Think about it carefully, what did you do at that time, why did she say you are straight."
Hearing a friend's question, Jiang Chi recalled carefully, touched her chin and said, "I think about it. When I was having dinner yesterday, she said she didn't like eating meat. I saw that she was too thin, so she forced a piece of meat for her to eat more meat and be healthy."
"For her good, after all, you have to become a family after all, you have to succeed in blind dates."
"Then after dinner, I saw that she was in a hurry to leave, so I grabbed her hand, but don't worry, I'm not a hooligan, I just wanted to tell her that all the expenses before marriage would have to be aa, after all, the financial situation should be independent before marriage."
friend:"..."
"I…"
"I'm disturbing Brother Chi. Next time I'm looking for a girlfriend, don't ask me to introduce you. No girl will introduce you to you. Goodbye."
Before Jiang Chi could speak.
"Du...du...du!"
Just hung up the phone?
What's the thing?
"Is there any problem?" Jiang Chi looked confused and looked at the phone that had been black in his hand. He asked to himself in confusion: "I... am I wrong?"
Shouldn’t all consumption before marriage be aa?
Otherwise, what if she doesn't marry me and run away?
Spend money to support someone else’s wife?
I, Jiang Chi, is this person?
"Oh, society! women."
Jiang Chi is an online companion. He basically plays games with his boss. He doesn’t have feelings or money. When he suddenly wanted to try the feeling of falling in love, he asked his good friend to introduce him to a blind date. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a waste.
Just as he was lying in the room with a look of helplessness.
A cold and straightforward voice sounded:
[Ding--Detection of the surrounding environment!]
[Ding--There is no abnormality in the surrounding environment! The host is being bound!]
[Ding-Binding is completed! Start the system!]
…
Damn?
What sound?
What kind of system?
Jiang Chi suddenly rubbed her head and turned around to look around.
Doraemon's bed sheets, Pigman's posters, pink wallpapers, luminous mouse and keyboard...
Everything is completely abnormal.
So where did this sound come from?
Is there really a system?
Could it be someone's prank?
As a fat man, Jiang Chi knows what the system is. After all, he also likes to read some novels, but suddenly it was his turn and he had to doubt who was the prank.
Which stupid guy would prank me?
Jiang Chi thought about it and said that he had no good friends. His parents had gone on a trip and left him alone at home. Then the problem came...
This isn't really a system
Although Jiang Chi was already very convinced, Jiang Chi still asked, "Are you really a system?"
"Yes, I'm the system."
"hiss!"
The legendary Loli sound made Jiang Chi feel excited.
He sighed inwardly, "The system is indeed full of loli sounds."
Little do you know that the system's voice is completely the host's favorite voice deep in his heart.
"Then, what's the use of you?"
"I can help the host become bigger and stronger in the companion world and create new glory!"
"Speak human words."
system:"…"
"I can help the host get better and better."
Jiang Chi: "Can you be specific?"
"Money, girl, status, strength."
Jiang Chi: "Can you be more specific?"
"Be the big brother in the play industry!"
Jiang Chi thought for a while as if he was old and asked, "How to help?"
After a long and long discussion by the system, Jiang Chi deeply understood and summarized it, and finally understood the meaning of the system.
"1: As long as the boss places an order, Jiang Chi will get the boss's imagination to play with him in a short time. The roughly means that Jiang Chi will temporarily become the boss's imagination to play with him.
2: After the companion task is over, Lin Xiu will randomly obtain one of the temporary abilities.
3: During the accompanying game, Jiang Chi will be given various game attribute bonuses, depending on luck.
4: All interpretation rights belong to the system, the system belongs to Jiangchi, and Jiangchi belongs to the author!”
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At the same time, in a live broadcast room of Shenshu Live App, an anchor just started broadcasting.
"Good morning, all the viewers, do you think of Xiaoxiao? Xiaoxiao misses you? I think so much that I can't think of tea, food, sleep at night, and love can't be seen."
On the live broadcast screen, a female anchor with an outstanding appearance greeted the screen. She saw her crescent-like eyes, melon-seeded face, small delicate nose, pink cherry mouth, and playful and sexy.
This is a goddess-level anchor with the best appearance in the glitter.
At the same time, this is also an extremely famous internet celebrity. He just unlocked the death talent of Honor of Kings and came to the Shenshu Live App to be an anchor.
The audience below saw Su Xiaoxiao start broadcasting, and both of them started to make fun of them.
"It's another day when Xiaoxiao starts to play the role of herself. Why do you have to be so silly when you look so good? Sorry, I like silly when you are a silly man!"
"Why are you early? Say I love me!"
"I don't know why, I've been single for a long time, and seeing Su Xiaoxiao's eyes are starting to look beautiful."
"Sit and watch another day Su Xiaoxiao live broadcast of King of Glory: Black Screen Game"
"How about? Crowdfunding to buy Su Xiaoxiao a cheat? Her level, well... I think it seems that I can't save you even if you cheat."
Su Xiaoxiao has become accustomed to the various comments and some jokes.
Do you think I don't want to cheat?
But it’s useless to cheat!
This kind of moba game can't beat the master even if you cheat.
There is no way. Su Xiaoxiao had just been involved in this game. In addition, Shenshu Live gave her a lot of money to be an anchor, so she came.
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. Today... I, Su Xiaoxiao, are going to find a companion to play with him and then tease him and it's over. Okay, everyone."
After Su Xiaoxiao said that, she showed a slight swearing on her face and said, "Don't ask me why I'm just playing with me. Su Xiaoxiao, I'm not short of money!"
"Hiss! Su Xiaoxiao is starting to want Bilian again! Everyone avoids ten meters away. This deep anger scares me so much!"
"Why are you standing there? You're deducting 6! You're so pretentious, why are you still waiting for?"
"Ahem, am I the only one who is worried about whom I don't know who is playing with?"
Chapter completed!