Chapter 26: Going to the wrong studio(1/2)
Many things, if you look at them and think about them, you will accept your fate.
Saving the world cannot be rushed.
Before saving the world, you must save yourself.
Fortunately, this is a time travel, but there is a lot of time to waste.
Chu Yu doesn’t want to become a master. No matter how high he is, he can be better than a genius like Yanshe and Qin Beige?
You should know that the two gold medal thugs, Yan Snake and Qin Baige, were often beaten in various ways in later generations.
Moreover, these two things have been practicing martial arts since childhood, especially the Yan Snake. They are less than 30 years old and have experienced more than a hundred battles. As a result, they often catch blind people after encountering freaks.
Therefore, technology is the first thing to show off its strength. The mind drives technology. Just use your brain more if you have nothing to do. Practicing martial arts is a good thing for crude talents.
Of course, this has to be said at both ends, and only those with bodyguards can say it.
People without bodyguards will be beaten like a dead dog if they encounter unexpected situations.
Chu Yu rejected martial arts practice.
Unless you practice becoming a pervert like the Wu family.
So Chu Yu would not be willing to practice martial arts with Baili Lang at all.
His purpose in coming to Yanhuang Peak was very simple.
Use Yanhuang Peak to go overseas, and if you can, get a few free bodyguards and cannon fodder.
I originally thought it would be enough to convince Chu Zhidao
As a result, he did not convince Chu Zhidao. Baililang had already "convinced" him and persuaded him with his fist as big as a casserole.
If you want to change the environment, you must first adapt to the environment.
Chu Yu thought he was a smart person. Smart people could not be impulsive, nor could they do stupid things.
The smart man Chu Yu came to the back mountain all the way and figured out something on the way.
What he wants to deal with is not Chu Zhidao, but the ugly and cruel old man in front of him!
Only by knowing oneself and an enemy can one win every battle, so he has to first figure out where the old guy’s door is.
Chu Yu proudly thought that in later generations, Yanhuang Peak, which had been standing for thousands of years, would still be bankrupt in my hands, Erwuzi. I still can't understand you, a bad man?
This is Chu Yu's first time in the Punishment Hall.
The so-called punishment hall actually has similar functions to the precept hall.
The Precepts Hall is the place where disciples who make mistakes are punished.
As for the punishment hall, the precept hall felt that the disciple had nothing to save, so I threw it to the punishment hall of the superior leadership department and beat it to death.
Just like the moral education department of the school, the teacher of the moral education department saw that the student could not be managed, so he threw it to the principal's office directly. Whether it was expelled or found a parent, we couldn't control it anyway.
As the place where the disciples of Yanhuangfeng Mountain Sect feared the most, the Punishment Hall was completely beyond Chu Yu's expectations.
In his understanding, if people are afraid of ghosts and hate ghosts, they will not say that the white bones cry and howl everywhere, at least they must be guarding the gate of the Yasha in Shura Town.
As a result, I only realized that the four words are enough to describe it.
Birds sing and flowers scent!
The punishment hall is not large, not far from the cliff of regret, with green grass and birds flying around on a few small trees. The most important thing is that this place is still in the rising sun, with the rising sun, and the sun is in full bloom.
Warm.
There are not many disciples in the Punishment Hall, and they gather together in black clothes and black robes. Some swept the fallen leaves, some serve flowers and plants, and some young disciples gather together to read aloud.
The mountains in front and back are separated by a bridge, but the feeling gives people is completely different.
In the front mountain, every disciple is like a mechanical person, not numb, but he always feels very rigid and lifeless.
But when we got here, everything became vivid and everything was so bright and energetic.
The male disciples are full of energy and communicate with each other, and they are not whispering and open-minded.
The female disciples were lively and cheerful, playing and chasing.
Both male and female disciples are very handsome, and their overall appearance is much higher than that of the disciples in Qianshan, and their appearance is very good.
The man is handsome, the woman is handsome, the scenery is picturesque and beautiful.
The only drawback is Baili Lang. When this old guy comes, he is like an orc breaking into the elf kingdom. Moreover, this orc is the kind of ugly monster in the orc group that only his mother can make him. In short, it is very disgusting.
Seeing that the leader had returned, a group of disciples ran over with a smile, invited An Hou, and stared at Chu Yu curiously.
Baili Lang put on a majestic look: "It's so chaotic, so why not go to do morning classes quickly."
Dozens of disciples looked at each other, and one of the little girls with a low IQ asked Didi: "Morning class? Master, didn't you just do morning class last month?"
Chu Yu looked confused).
What's going on?
In the front mountain, morning classes, evening classes, every two classes, the wind and rain are storms and the moon is endless, and it is unmoved.
What do you think of this girl’s meaning? Only do it once a month in the Precepts Hall?
Chu Yu recalled it in his mind.
In later generations, he also came into contact with disciples from the Precepts Hall and the Punishment Hall, the time he surrounded the mountain.
Looking back now, the disciples of these two halls are indeed very different from other Yanhuang Peak disciples.
First of all, the temperament is that the disciples of both churches are more lively, and they basically speak plain language. Unlike other disciples, they are not ancient or modern.
The second is his words and deeds. After the two disciples went down the mountain, they were not as reserved as other disciples, and they accepted new things and strangers faster.
Including many disciples later joined the Public Affairs and Security Bureau. Mo Daoqing also said that the two disciples are the most honest, basically do not cause trouble, and integrate the fastest, unlike other disciples who have conflicts with the staff of the Public Affairs and Security Bureau.
Looking at the group of disciples of the Precepts and Punishment Hall, Chu Yu felt curious and full of interest.
Baili Langqi's chest was ruthless and looked arrogant: "I said I would add more classes, so I'll stop talking nonsense, otherwise I'll be so angry."
A group of disciples were eccentric, and many people looked like they suddenly realized after seeing Chu Yuhou.
The little girl with a touching IQ was still asked with a smile: "Master, then what are we practicing with extra lessons?"
“Of course it’s reading
Book, we don’t learn from the stupidity of the Qianshan Mountain..." Baili Lang said halfway, then he noticed that Chu Yu was still behind, and his ugly face was: "What else can you practice? Practice martial arts, go quickly, let me practice martial arts hard, and practice the most difficult... the most difficult... the most difficult Five Animal Show!"
A group of disciples scattered, and three or five people gathered to start practicing the Five Animal Show.
Chu Yu opened his mouth wide, looked at Baililang, and then looked at the disciple who was practicing the Five Animal Show in a mess, and his chin almost fell to the ground.
What did you just say, the most difficult...Five Animal Show?
Chu Yu had never seen a pig again, and he had seen a pig run away.
What is the Five Animal Show? To put it simply, it is actually similar to the Tai Chi level played by the old man and the old lady in the park, but the audience is not that wide.
Five Animals Play... Let's just be considered kung fu. This kind of kung fu is a bit difficult to fight, let alone subdue demons and eliminate demons.
The so-called Five Animal Play is actually a health-preserving method in China, created by Hua Tuo at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
What did Hua Tuo do? He was not the number one killer of the Eastern Han Dynasty, nor the most powerful general of the Eastern Han Dynasty, nor was he a fierce bandit in the martial arts world, but a doctor, a surgeon, or the originator of surgeons.
What the surgeon created is definitely not a skill similar to the eighteen palms of the dragon. He is a surgeon, not a massage or massage.
So these five animal dramas are actually for health preservation.
Five captures, namely, five plays such as tiger, deer, bear, ape, and bird.
It's both a tiger and a bear, just like a tiger and a crane. It sounds very fierce, but it's not.
Let’s talk about this bear drama first. Bear drama is not something that can practice fighting against blows, nor is it that it is like a slap in someone else’s way. Instead, this thing is simply a poor treatment.
Then there is the tiger drama. Strictly speaking, this is even more powerful than the bear drama, because it treats back pain, and can relieve symptoms such as neck, shoulder and back pain, sciatica, and low back pain. It is most suitable for a fat man who sits next to the computer every day.
Deer opera, weight loss, is mainly aimed at the health care function of the kidneys. Each movement is basically based on the waist circumference. During the practice, it can increase the fat consumption of waist.
Ape plays to cure shortness of breath.
There is only the last bird play, this one is very awesome. The movements are light and stretched, which can adjust the qi and blood, clear the meridians, dispel wind and cold, activate muscles, bones and joints, and can prevent the development of arthritis in summer and enhance the body's immunity.
This is...Five Animal Show!
In short, after practicing the Five Animal Show, you can eat whatever you like, sleep well, be in good spirits, be happy, be healthy and live a long life.
Chu Yu felt that Baili Lang had taken him to the wrong set.
I won’t say anything if the environment is so beautiful. The most difficult kung fu that these disciples practice is actually the Five Animal Show.
Looking at the front mountain, the environment in front mountain is like a prison. A group of disciples got up early in the morning and started boxing.
Chu Yu didn't know what boxing he was trying, but he knew that this boxing technique was very mysterious and had to cooperate with breathing when he was strong. Many young disciples were sweating profusely and panting after practicing.
If you are not difficult, don't say anything.
At least it is also practiced in winter, 30, summer, 30, summer, 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and 30, and
Before leaving, Chu Yu noticed that after practicing boxing, his disciples went to the weapon stand to get wooden swords. He thought he wanted to practice swordsmanship.
To be continued...