Chapter 272 Wonderful flower, wonderful flower
"Now it's my turn!"
Seeing Mu Tianhe's face stiff, Xiao Yi raised his chin proudly: "Why don't you dare not answer my question?"
What does this bastard want to do?
Yu Shixin's eyes were suspicious.
"Tianhe, let him ask," how could Jiang Lanzhi tolerate Xiao Yi jumping around here.
She looked disdainful and said with a smug look: "We Tianhe history experts know everything. You are not afraid of embarrassing to take it out."
"Driver Xiao, you can ask about the things in history casually, but I have never been afraid of anyone," Mu Tianhe put his hands in his pocket, extremely confident.
Xiao Yi smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth and said intriguingly: "By saying that Qianlong was reading books in the imperial study for several days, the queen ran over tonight, implying that Qianlong had hair on top and hair on the bottom, so he had to wear hair regularly at night."
"Qianlong laughed after hearing this. What did you think the queen was hinting at?"
Mu Tianhe looked disdainful and thought without hesitation: "The queen is lonely and implies that Qianlong wants to nourish the women in the harem more."
"Dirty!"
Xiao Yi dipped into Mu Tianhe: "What thoughts do you put on your mind? The queen said that the hair was eyelashes, which implied that Qianlong wanted to close his eyes and sleep more at night for the sake of the people of the world."
"Ha ha!"
The people around him immediately burst into laughter.
Mu Tianhe's face suddenly turned crimson purple.
Xiao Yi continued to ask with a squinted look: "One day, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty Li Longji summoned the prime minister and said that he had discovered something recently."
"It has skin and hair, and the descendants are included in it for generations. When it is soft, it is furry, and when it is hard, it holds up a sky."
"Tang Xuanzong said that he was worried about this thing, his body was getting worse and worse. When facing Yang Yuhuan, he was powerless because he found that this thing could not be hard at all."
"The Prime Minister was frightened and rushed forward to give advice to Emperor Xuanzong of Tang."
"After hearing this, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang immediately smiled and hurried to find Yang Yuhuan."
"You said, what's wrong with Emperor Xuanzong of Tang?"
Xiao Yi spread his hands, feeling disgusted.
"Hmph, then it goes without saying that everyone in the world knows that Emperor Xuanzong of Tang is obsessed with Yang Yuhuan."
Mu Tianhe threatened: "The two of them sang and danced every night, and the bed was beautiful, and their bodies had been hollowed out. When they got older, even if Yang Yuhuan wanted it, he would not be able to lift it up."
“Dirty!”
Xiao Yi pointed at Mu Tianhe and sneered: "People like you have bad intentions and their minds are too dirty."
"What Emperor Xuanzong of Tang was talking about was corn. He was implying that the Prime Minister and the people in the world were suffering. The harvest was not good for several consecutive years."
"The corn cannot develop, only hair, no corn kernels."
"Corne has no descendants, how can it help the people have enough food and clothing?"
"Even if Emperor Xuanzong of Tang faced Yang Yuhuan, he was powerless because he was thinking about how to make the corn harvest."
"But you are so good, you actually say that Emperor Xuanzong of Tang is addicted to beauty."
"Do you know that Emperor Xuanzong of Tang could not think of a way to make a bumper harvest of corn, so he called the Prime Minister to discuss it."
"The Prime Minister is very powerful. He solved this problem with just one sentence," Xiao Yi smiled maliciously.
"What did you say?"
Yu Shixin's eyes were curious.
Everyone onlookers looked forward to this answer.
"Let the people change to rice," Xiao Yi said with confidence.
The people around him laughed endlessly.
"All this is OK?"
Yu Shixin's eyes almost popped out.
Weird, weird.
This bastard doesn't play according to common sense.
"Awesome, I graduated from high school. Your thinking really opened my eyes."
Mu Tianhe's fist clenched tightly and he smiled so hard that he found the place.
"Well said!"
Xiao Yi praised repeatedly: "You can't answer the questions asked after graduation from high school, aren't you even worse than junior high school students?"
"You..." Mu Tianhe almost vomited blood in anger.
At this time, Xiao Zhang next to him interrupted in a hurry, diverting everyone's attention: "Mr. Mu, Master Shao, please go to the top floor to have a small gathering."
Top level?
That is a place where bigwigs in the cultural relics world gather.
"The owner personally invited him, this is a great face."
"If you can go to the top, the background is absolutely deep."
The people around him immediately started to whisper.
In the museum, the top floor is a "tea room", a place for exchanges between literati and elegant people, and is never open to the public.
Those who can go to the top are either rich or noble! Sure enough, Xiao Zhang's words immediately made Mu Tianhe's image taller again.
Jiang Lanzhi seemed to have grabbed the life-saving straw and sneered: "Tianhe, we have nothing to communicate with such shamelessness, so let's go to the top first."
"Aunt Jiang is right, Xiao Zhang, let's lead the way," Mu Tianhe moved his expensive watch and walked forward.
Jiang Lanzhi had a proud head and was very proud, as if she was the one who received the invitation.
After the bustle, the people around him also dispersed.
Even though they were envious, they knew that the top level was where people from the upper class went, and they were not on the same level as ordinary people.
Outside the elevator, Jiang Lanzhi was furious when she saw Xiao Yi following behind.
"What are you doing with you?
The person who invited Tianhe was not you, now you get out of here.”
Xiao Yi's eyes rolled and he deliberately shouted: "Mom, I didn't invite you either."
"Shut up, shut up, I'm not your mom!"
When Xiao Yi shouted, Jiang Lanzhi was so scared that she was so scared that she quickly returned.
"Don't think that Shixin treats you as her boyfriend, and you can climb up the pole. I don't agree. You will never think of entering the door of your home in your life."
She deliberately made harsh words, saying that she would tell Mu Tianhe to hear, for fear that Mu Tianhe would know that Xiao Yi was their Yu family's son-in-law.
If it was rumored that Yu Shixin got married and went on a blind date, wouldn’t it make people laugh? Where would her old face be put?
It is not an honor to have such a son-in-law in the Yu family, but the biggest failure.
"Mr. Xiao, you are just Shixin's boyfriend, so you call Aunt Jiang. You're a little too impatient."
Mu Tianhe stopped and a playful look appeared on his face.
"This has nothing to do with you."
Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows, looked at Yu Shixin, and said ambiguously: "Dear, look at your mother being cruel to me. Otherwise, our husband is a son, so even if your mother doesn't recognize me, she will have to recognize her grandson."
Yu Shixin jumped up in shock: "The matter of giving birth to a son is not allowed to be mentioned again."
"Then give birth to a daughter," Xiao Yi slapped his thigh.
Yu Shixin's body trembled and his legs trembled.
"Oh, I'm wrongly patted," Xiao Yi quickly stopped, why did he pat his wife on the thigh?
Yu Shixin was covered in black thread.
What kind of evil did she commit in her previous life? She actually married a rogue like Xiao Yi.
Mu Tianhe's eyes flashed with coldness, and he flirted in front of him, and he didn't even take him seriously.
"Shixin, let's go upstairs. If your boyfriend wants to follow, just follow him, but his stupid look really hurts your Yu family's image."
After leaving the words, Mu Tianhe stepped onto the elevator.
If Xiao Yi dares to follow up the stairs, the old scholars on the stairs can drown Xiao Yi.
Jiang Lanzhi resisted the urge to pull Xiao Yifei and forced Yu Shixin into the elevator.
"Dear, slow down, I can't stand it," Xiao Yi shouted, he wanted to escape.
"As my boyfriend, where do you want to go?"
Chapter completed!