In the underground black market bar in New York, Deadpool was whistling while throwing Franklin into the dance floor.

"Hey, baby! I'm twisting my butt and knocking it a little more! Oh~hohohohohohohoho! That's it! Oh yeah~"

The owner of this bar, Ham, was once a mercenary. He was very lucky not to die in the days when he was licking blood from the knife. After retirement, he became a black market businessman here.

"Hey, Wade. The ability crystals you sold recently have caused a lot of trouble."

Wade leaned against the stage railing and said in a charming manner:

"Old Ham, don't make any idea of ​​it. This is not to give you the power, but to activate hidden abilities in your body.

For the sake of our old friends, I will test it for one million US dollars to see if you have this potential.”

Old Ham's nose squeaks:

"Hmph~ After spending this million, even if I detected the potential, I didn't have the money to buy crystals again. One hundred thousand, no more!"

"Impossible, 100,000 is too low." Wade is even more unscrupulous than a black-hearted businessman. He will not let go without sucking the other party's blood.

Old Ham was old and didn't really want to gain abilities. He was just curious for a moment. Under such great pressure of money, he quickly cursed and retreated.

"Hmph~ Wade, you vampire, just wait.

Now both the White Dao and the Black Dao want to pry out the seller behind you from you.

Wade, I wish you a hundred times by Nico!”

Wade couldn't help but imagine the scene, and after a trembling sensation, it was boring.

"You are so vicious, old Ham! I wish you hemorrhoids, rotten butts! And diarrhea!"

Wade, who had won a small game, took a sip of wine and turned around and looked behind him. He saw a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and oversized sunglasses on his face standing behind him.

"Hey, why are you looking at me? There are so many beauties here, but you don't look at me, but you just look at me? Do you want to praise me for being good-looking?" Wade was not wearing a mask at this time.

Puff~

Old Ham couldn't help laughing:

"What do you look like? Do you have no digits at all?"

"No." Wade leaned his ear close to the man in sunglasses in front of him, "What are you here for?"

"Buy medicine." The man in sunglasses' answer was quite concise.

Wade asked, swaying his hips, swaying and swinging his hips left and right:

"Do you know the price of the market? How much does it cost?"

"Just outside, just come with me." After the man in sunglasses said that, he ignored Wade and walked straight out of the bar.

"Hmph~ What are you pretending! Let's see how I teach you a lesson."

Wade blew all the wine in the bottle in one breath, then took off himself naked, exposing his butt eggs and took out his combat uniform from his bag.

Old Ham felt that his eyes were going to be blind and scolded:

"Damn Wade! Do you have to take off your clothes in my bar? It's so disgusting!"

Wade, who had put on a crimson tights, burped at Old Ham with a full alcoholic burp, and then walked out of the bar with big strides.

After following the man in the sunglasses to the back streets and alleys, Wade pulled out his sword and joked:

"Okay, this is just right here. You can tell the last words, the son of the beach."

The man in sunglasses turned around and stood still:

"I don't have money, but I really need those potions."

Doudou's eyes on Wade's mask suddenly opened and exaggerated:

"Oh~ Oh my God! Don't you know what shame is? I pay every time I buy marijuana, and I have never used credit. You actually want to have sex for free!"

The man in sunglasses took off his hood, but he still had sunglasses and stood up and said:

"I'm sorry, but I really need it."

Although she still has sunglasses covering her face, it can be vaguely seen that the man in sunglasses is Icarus who has been missing for many days.

"I will help your mother educate you well and let you know what the same excellent qualities as your Uncle Wade." Wade couldn't help but kill the robber.

Wade took a step back, took a pose of a two-person mercy, and shouted:

"Sir, you're eating stool!"

Bang bang!

The blade did not slash out, but the handle cover opened instantly and two bullets were fired.

Two bullets broke Icaris's clothes and fell to the ground, unable to penetrate Icaris's body at all.

"Watfak!" Wade's eyes were almost glaring out.

Icarus's eyes flew over and punched Wade's chest:

"It's useless, give me the potion."

Wade, who was embedded in the wall, would not admit defeat so easily. While pulling himself out of the wall with difficulty, he said:

"Who are you? Mutants? Inhuman? Or is it a mentally ill person who ran out of a laboratory?"

After Wade finished speaking, he threw a samurai sword at Icaris, then rushed over and stabbed Icaris's throat.

After dodging the first knife sideways, Icarus fell straight backwards and floated more than ten centimeters from the ground to avoid Wade's second knife.

Wade kept his stabbing posture and widened his eyes and exclaimed:

"Oh my God! You can fly!"

Icarus ignored Wade's surprise, took off his sunglasses and cast a terrifying laser on Wade's chest.

Bang!

Wade was embedded in the wall again, but this time Wade was seriously injured and could not recover from the wound quickly, so he could only pull the wall weakly.

"Are you the only level? My friend's Cyclops laser is much better than you.

Hey, when my injury is healed, I will stuff your head into your ass." Wade deeply implemented the concept that you can lose when fighting, but you can't lose when quarrel.

Icarus picked up Wade and spoke:

"I've investigated you, mutants."

"So?" Wade opened his white and round eyes and shook his head at Icaris in front of him. "If you can kill me, I will not want it."

Icaris shook his head and said seriously:

"We have no vengeance, I won't kill you. I only have potions, so I plan to burn your marijuana and dollars in front of you."

When he heard this, Deadpool's mask's eyes were almost as big as that of Spider-Man's mask.

"Okay, devil, you won. But I'll come back and kick your ass."

After Icarus took away the Terigan crystal and the test potion, he turned around and disappeared into the night without staying, and kept muttering:

"I will definitely restore you all, my friends. Sheena, you are the first one."

Wade lay on the floor of the apartment and looked at the wound on his chest, then looked at the empty wall on the other side, and suddenly felt his heart dripping blood.

The only thing to thank is that marijuana and Franklin were not damaged, which was Wade's last comfort,
Chapter completed!