[046] Nineteen palms of the cat
Although Io strongly denied it, it was really not convincing with a waiting face.
His irritability gradually subsided. He looked at Zhang Sanfeng with a dangerous aura in his eyes and asked, "When will the abnormality fade?"
"Hahahaha, don't be anxious, it will automatically disappear in about three days, and there will be additional benefits. You may as well look at the world from another perspective. In fact, it is also interesting." Zhang Sanfeng smiled, not caring about the abnormalities in his body at all.
Aio's face turned black, and he wanted him to hold a big monkey face for three days?
This is just a joke!
He was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, and he drank several bowls of broth in his last breath, which calmed his anger.
However, Zhang Sanfeng always feels that Ao is pretending to be angry, and his purpose is to cheat food and drink.
Zhang Sanfeng went to bed after eating. Ao looked at him and asked, "Can you ask a question?"
"Oh, I can't help it?" Zhang Sanfeng opened his eyes and looked at Ao and smiled.
Ao said curiously: "What is the secret of your move to defeat Abe Seimei at the First Martial Arts Conference? If it was just an ordinary attack, according to my calculations, it would be impossible to kill Abe Seimei in seconds."
When players reach the level of Zhang Sanfeng and Abe Seimei, their blood shields are generally extremely thick and their vitality is too strong. If they want to kill an opponent in an instant, they need at least a lot of energy and preparation skills.
Without any pre-level skills, it will be difficult for players to kill instantly.
"Dao can be said, it's very good. How can you tell you this kind of killer move easily?" Zhang Sanfeng closed his eyes with a smile and stopped talking.
Ao was a little helpless. If Zhang Sanfeng was an illegal criminal, he could use real medicine without pressure, but Zhang Sanfeng was obviously a guy from the kind and neutral camp.
It's hard to start.
Aio simply gave up, anyway, he didn't have much hope.
After resting in the dilapidated mountain temple for a while, Ao simply made a tight hoop, then put on Sun Wukong's outfit, and directly coped with Sun Wukong.
"I feel like something is almost there, by the way, there is also the Dinghai Dinghai Needle!" Ao thought for a while, then his eyes lit up.
The next moment, Dinghai Shenjian, far away in the Senluo Universe, appeared in front of Aio. Aio smiled and said, "Okay, I can play for a while now."
"Boss, you coddled Sun Wukong, then what should I coddled?" Mihayou asked.
Aio glanced at Mihayou and said casually: "You just cosplay a native dog spirit in a nameless hill next to Huaguo Mountain where the Monkey King lived!"
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Mihayou no longer shook his tail. Is he so unstoppable?
"Ratin, what's the name?" Aio smiled.
What else can Mihayou say? He has thought of his name, can he refuse?
"It's good if you're happy," Mihayou said with a terrible smile on his face.
Ao glanced at Mihayou's tail and said indifferently: "Tail, shake it!"
"Okay, shake it now!" Mihayou nodded, and the tail behind his butt immediately shook wildly.
Aio held the Dinghai Shenjian Chopsticks, and with a thought, the Dinghai Shenjian Chopsticks suddenly became about the same size as a stick, and looked like a real Ruyi Golden Chopstick.
He put the Dinghai Shenjian chopsticks behind him, carried his hands like a load, and walked out of the mountain temple with a swagger.
In the past three days, since all the changes have changed into monkeys, he will be ready to cope with Sun Wukong.
Unfortunately, there was a dog spirit around me, not Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, so it was a little disagreeable.
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Outside the mountain temple, the air was very fresh, and many birds lived on the trees. When they saw a big monkey, they were chirping and disobeying.
"Look, there is a monkey!" Sparrow a said to Sparrow b.
Sparrow b glanced at the monkey on the ground and retorted: "That's not a monkey, that's a human, you see, the one who follows him is also a person."
"Don't let your mother gossip, it's obviously a monkey with a dog, you're blind." Sparrow a said angrily.
The sparrow b said angrily: "You are so fucking fart, you are blind. Sooner or later, you will be caught by the eagle and feed it those dead cubs."
"What did you say? Do you want to fight?" Sparrow a said angrily.
Sparrow b jumped around on the branches and said provocatively: "Just fight, come on, who is afraid of whom? Are you drafting it?"
"Did you plan it?" Sparrow a flapped his wings immediately, looking like he was about to go.
Under the tree, Aio and Mihayou walked slowly. Mihayou closed his eyes and said intoxicatedly: "Sure enough, compared to the city, I still prefer the wilderness. What a fresh air, what a cool mountain breeze, what a nice singing voice. The birds are born to be singers."
"Just like it." Ao looked up at the sparrow who was arguing and shrugged.
He could understand the language of all living things and naturally knew what the two sparrows were saying. So seeing Mihayou looked intoxicated, he felt that he had to learn foreign languages well if he had the chance, and for nothing else, at least when foreigners scold you, you could scold you back.
"twitter!"
He looked up and let out a bird cry at the two sparrows, meaning 'I am the Monkey King Sun Wukong'.
The two sparrows were startled and quickly flapped their wings to escape. When they ran away, they exclaimed: "That big monkey can speak birds, run quickly, it must be a monster."
"Not knowing!"
Aio rolled his eyes, despised the two sparrows, and then continued down the mountain.
In District 1086, several men in black are besieging a middle-aged man. The middle-aged man is holding a baby and is struggling to support him.
"Xuanming Iron Fist!" A man in black shouted softly and punched him directly.
The middle-aged man's face changed slightly, and he immediately turned into a palm, shouting in a low voice: "The cat is nineteen palms, see the cat in the wild!"
A palm was slapped, and a cat's meow suddenly sounded. At the same time, everyone in the middle palm showed the palm prints like cat meatballs. The middle palms were shocked. One of the men in black reminded: "Be careful, don't look at the injuries, otherwise you will definitely die!"
"Xiao Fengjing, hand over the nineteen palms of the cat subduing, otherwise you father and son will definitely die today!" The man in black who seemed to be the leader took a step, looked at the middle-aged man, and said in a serious tone.
Xiao Fengjing said angrily: "You thieves don't want to get the Nineteen Palm of the Cat Subduing."
"Then don't blame us for being ruthless." The man in black said coldly.
Xiao Fengjing took out a mirror at this time and sneered: "Let's look at the mirror first."
What?
Some men in black did not react and looked at the mirror in Xiao Fengjing's hand. They saw that they were reflected in the mirror, and the injuries on their abdomen were very obvious. It was a cute cat's paw print that vomited blood.
"Ah, I'm dead!"
The men in black in the middle of the palm screamed and all fell to the ground, and they were really dead.
"Damn it, these idiots, tell them not to look at them, they are so careless, but Xiao Fengjing, don't you think you can escape like this, right?" The leader of the man in black was furious, but then calmed down and looked at Xiao Fengjing and said gloomyly.
Suddenly, the child in Xiao Fengjing's arms opened his eyes and his neck stretched out and bit him towards Xiao Fengjing. Xiao Fengjing was shocked and wanted to throw away his child, but he was one step slower and a large piece of meat was bitten off his cheek.
"you!!!"
Xiao Fengjing threw the child out and stepped back several times in a row. He covered the wound on his face and looked at the leader in black, and his expression was extremely angry.
"Hahaha, it seems you guessed it, right. I am the leader of the Wedding Dress God Cult, Xiao Tiantian!" The man in black pulled away the Ye Xingyi on his body, revealed his true face, and looked at Xiao Fengjing and smiled.
Xiao Fengjing gritted his teeth and said, "When, when did you tamper with me?"
"You guess." Xiao Tiantian said with a smile.
Xiao Fengjing roared angrily: "You are seeking death. You are nineteen palms of cats. I regret it when I surrender!!!"
He slapped it out with his palm, and it seemed as if a cat had climbed to the top of the tree and could not come down. A force on the ground knocked Xiao Tiantian out of thin air, but the body of Xiao Tiantian who was knocked away turned into a rag and fell down the next moment, while the thrown baby grew rapidly and turned into a new Xiao Tiantian in a blink of an eye.
While the two were about to fight again, Ao sat on a tree and said, "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, are you sure you are not shooting funny videos or something?"
He and Mihayou actually came very early and kept watching the show. At the beginning, they really thought Xiao Fengjing and Xiao Tiantian were grandma masters, and they were shooting funny videos.
After all, the name of the moves Xiao Fengjing used was too funny, and Io almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
But now, Ao probably realized that he wasn't shooting funny videos. The two of them were really fighting for their lives, so the problem arose.
What the hell is the Nineteen Palm of the Cat Restoration!!!!!!
"Who are you?"
Xiao Fengjing's tone was not good. Now in his eyes, it was like a soldier, all of them were enemies, and they were all coveting his nineteen palms of the cat.
Xiao Tiantian was also very cautious. He saw that Ao was wearing a suit. If Ao was a real person, then he had to be careful.
"I? I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, Monkey King, Monkey King Sun Wukong. This is my partner Dinghai Shenjian. The one below is my dog-legged Mihayou!" Ao heard Xiao Fengjing ask, got up and played with knurled flowers, and then started cosplaying.
Xiao Fengjing frowned and said, "Are you the Monkey King?"
"It's like a fake one." Aio nodded.
Yes.
If it is fake, at worst, I can really play with them next time.
Xiao Fengjing bowed and said, "My younger generation, Xiao Fengjing, has met his senior."
"My younger generation Xiao Tiantian, I have met the great saint!" Xiao Tiantian was obviously more polite.
Ao sat down again and said curiously: "No gifts, I'm very curious, aren't you filming?"
"Film a movie? Of course not!" Xiao Fengjing shook his head and said.
Xiao Tiantian realized why Ao asked this. In fact, most people would think that this was shooting a funny video. After all, the name is so damn ridiculous.
The problem is that this set of kung fu is really strong.
"The Nineteen Palms of the Cats? Are you sure?" Ao asked.
Xiao Fengjing nodded and said, "Yes, although the name is not powerful, this is the best palm technique in the world."
"Your world may be a little small," Aio complained.
Chapter completed!