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Chapter 99 Immortal Chief

Seeing that the old Taoist spoke carelessly and looked indifferent, Wang Ping'an couldn't help but say, "Tao, Tao... Immortal, can you calculate, or read the "Book of Changes" carefully?"

The old Taoist shook his head first, then thought for a while, nodded, and said, "Boy, you are right. This Taoist can not only be able to calculate, but also win every calculation, and never miscalculated. If you don't believe it, just wait and see. At most half an hour, the little official will have to come to the prison, run to your Taoist master, kowtow and cry, saying that he has no eyes, and then beg your Taoist master, I will go out!"

Wang Ping'an said, "It's possible to let us go out, but it's unlikely to kowtow and cry, I think it's unlikely!"

The old Taoist snorted, lifted his feet up, scratched his feet through the dirty socks, and said, "Don't believe it. When he comes later, I will take off my socks and let him lick my toes, so that he can lick it with great scent, and even say it's so fragrant!"

Wang Ping'an wrinkled his nose, imagined the scene he said, feeling quite disgusting, and suddenly laughed: "Aren't you afraid that his saliva is dirty? What if he can't help but lick it and take a bite, then your fragrant feet will be a big mess and a very bad thing?"

The old Taoist was stunned and then laughed loudly. His voice was bright. This laughter made the other prisoners in the prison cells look here!

The old Taoist smiled and said, "Siangzu? No one has ever described my Dao's feet like this! Well, you are joking about me, but Dao's ears are not angry!"

He reached out and patted Wang Ping'an's shoulder, saying, "You guy is quite fond of me. Let's do this. As long as you beg Dao Master, Dao Master will let them let you go later. How about it? Kneel down and kowtow!"

Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "No need for this. Why should I kowtow to you?"

The old Taoist face darkened and said, "I don't care if others want to kowtow to me! You can kowtow to me is a blessing you have cultivated in your previous life. If you kowtow well, and follow my wishes, I will... become a big gold ingot to you later!"

Wang Ping'an smiled. When he saw that the old Taoist was quite interesting, he pretended to be curious and said, "Xiansheng, will you become a big gold ingot? Change it quickly and take a look!"

The old Taoist's face changed again and he said proudly: "Okay, Master Dao will change it to you now, letting you see what immortal arts are!" Suddenly, he pointed behind Wang Ping'an and shouted: "Who is that?" As he said that, he reached into his arms with one hand.

Wang Ping'an did not look back, but instead stared at the old Taoist's hand. The old Taoist's hand reached into his arms, but he couldn't take it out, with an awkward expression. Seeing that Wang Ping'an was not fooled, he said angrily: "Why don't you look back?"

Wang Ping'an laughed, turned his head behind, and said, "No one is there!" When he turned around, he saw the old Taoist holding a small gold ingot in his hand, about two taels of weight!

Wang Ping'an smiled and said, "What a big ingot!"

The old Taoist's trick failed and sighed: "When other people's children see that Dao Master wants to change his tricks, they will turn around. Why don't you look back? Dao Master almost didn't change it!"

Wang Ping'an said: "I am neither from someone else's house nor a child. But I'm not looking back, you have also changed into gold ingots!"

The old Taoist thought about it, and threw the gold ingots up and down in his hand, saying, "Master Dao has transformed the gold ingots. Now you can kowtow to me, and you need to kowtow more!"

Wang Ping'an grabbed a few handfuls of hay on the ground, put them under his butt, leaned against the wall, and said, "I just said I wanted you to turn into gold ingots, but I didn't say I wanted to kowtow to you. Did I just say I wanted to kowtow to you?"

The old Taoist was stunned, as if Wang Ping'an did not say he wanted to kowtow to him, it was his own mistake! His eyebrows slowly stood up, and he shouted: "Good boy, I dare to spend your Daoist, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!" He lifted his fist and acted to hit Wang Ping'an.

Wang Ping'an shouted: "Perish people with virtue, be reasonable, and be beaten without reason!"

The old Taoist raised his fist and did not fall for a long time. He slowly sat back to his original place and murmured: "I have been convinced by virtue. No one has ever said this to me for many years. I remember when I was a child, my mentor always said that I should respect virtuous people and take them to me..." Suddenly, he tilted his head and looked at Wang Ping'an, and shouted: "No matter how you look at you, you don't look like a virtuous boy!"

Wang Ping'an closed his eyes, ignored him, followed the old Taoist, letting you have thousands of words, I will only treat you silently!

The old Taoist shouted and intimidated again. After talking for a long time, he saw that Wang Ping'an always ignored him and was very bored, so he had to say: "You look the same as those old loaches in Chang'an. If you don't say it, you are full of thoughts in your heart. It's not a thing!"

Wang Ping'an still ignored it, go and say whatever you like!

After a long time, the old Taoist couldn't help but say, "You kowtow to Master Dao, just a light head will be done. I will forgive you for your rudeness, and Master Dao promises to give you great benefits!"

Wang Ping'an simply started snoring and pretended to be asleep!

This old Taoist seems to be very stubborn, or he is used to listening to flattery and is used to listening to others. So when Leng Ding meets a person who refuses to flatter him or does not listen to him, he is very enthusiastic. It is both a coercion and a temptation, and he insists that Wang Ping'an kowtow to him!

Wang Ping'an was a little puzzled. It was really strange. Are many people rushing to kowtow to him? Is it really a glorious thing to kowtow to him? It's really outrageous!

Seeing that Wang Ping'an ignored him, the old Taoist said angrily: "Okay, if you don't kowtow to Master Dao, Master Dao will not help you. When they beg me out later, I will ask them to lock you up. If they hit you, I will not stop you!"

Wang Ping'an stretched and said, "There are so many flies in the prison, and they buzz and quarrel, disturbing people's dreams!"

The old Taoist suddenly stopped getting angry, and yelled, "Very good, you little loach is arrogant now, you will suffer from your bitterness later!" He also sat against the wall, closed his eyes to rest, and stopped talking!

After a while, I heard a sound from the prison door and someone came in!

Wang Ping'an and the old Taoist opened their eyes at the same time and looked at the door. They saw two officials walking in with four or five soldiers. The first one was wearing a light-colored official robe. It was Dai Shiqiang who was arresting them outside the city, and Chang Qingfeng followed behind!

The old Taoist looked at Wang Ping'an with pride and laughed in a low voice: "How is it, your Taoist is right, are you apologizing to me? You are tactful, and you will still have time to kowtow now, otherwise I will not let them let you go!"

Wang Ping'an snorted and didn't say anything.

Dai Shiqiang walked to the prison door quickly and shouted through the door: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, a huge misunderstanding!"

The old Taoist was even more proud, and he lowered his voice, saying, "You boy, you really don't know Mount Tai. You are rude to me. You kowtow now! If this door is opened, you kowtow again, I don't want it anymore, Master Dao, hurry up!"

Wang Ping'an sat motionless and did not go to see him. He and the old Taoist were sitting against the wall. Facing the prison door, he was not even willing to twist his head, just looking at Dai Shiqiang and Chang Qingfeng outside the door!

As soon as the lock rang, the prison door opened, Dai Shiqiang stepped up the door, smiled and said, "This is really a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple. The whole family doesn't recognize the whole family!"

The old Taoist sighed and said, "Come on, the door has been opened, it's too late for you to kowtow to me now!"

Dai Shiqiang glanced at the old Taoist, not understanding what the old Taoist was muttering, so he walked up, pushed the old Taoist casually, and shouted, "Stay on the side!"

The old Taoist said aloud, looked at Wang Ping'an, then looked at Dai Shiqiang, and said in surprise: "Aren't you here to apologize to Master Dao?"

Dai Shi laughed in a strong voice and said, "Who are you? Why do I apologize to you?" After scolding the old saying, he reached out to help Wang Ping'an and smiled, "Nephew Wang, my good nephew, it was a misunderstanding just now. Everything is my fault, it's all my fault. I'm sorry for you!"

The old Taoist's eyes widened, looking at Wang Ping'an, and his mouth widened and could not close!

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Chronic gastritis medicinal diet

Suzi Lao Ginger Porridge

Recipe: 10 grams of perilla seeds, 5 grams of old ginger, 150 grams of japonica rice, 4 grams of salt, and 2 grams of MSG.

Production: 1. Wash the perilla seeds; wash the old ginger and slice it; wash the japonica rice.

2. Put perilla seeds, ginger and rice into a stew pot, add appropriate amount of water, boil over high heat, then simmer for 40 minutes, add salt, and MSG.

How to eat: Eat it as a regular meal.

Efficacy: Warm the spleen and stomach, promote qi and relieve pain. It is suitable for patients with qi deficiency and stomach pain.
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