Chapter 259: You must give me some advice

Master Chou said this, and the people in the room also started to umbrella with him. Everyone was laughing, but when they heard him, it meant that the condition had improved. And it was so fast that it was just an immediate effect, and it was indescribable!

With this um, the servant and the maid laughed out loud and said, "Oh, this method is really good. Master Chou is really awake!"

Wang Ping'an also smiled and said, "I have never used this method before. Thanks to the wife's reminder, saying that it is necessary to treat the disease and teach Master Chou a lesson. Only then did I think of this method. Unexpectedly, it is really useful!"

Changsun Wuji covered his nose, his muscles twitched, thinking: "You have to use any method for any kind of person. This nephew of the wife is always dirty and a good man, but he always thinks about some inexplicable things. He has to use an extraordinary method for such people. Don't you like the fragrance? This time you must let you smell bad!"

Amid the rustling sound, a pot of filth fell out. The servant turned his head and looked at Wang Ping'an. The servant's expression was just painful now. The filth was everywhere, not only splashing on Master Ping's face, but also splashing all over him.

But the expression was painful and the appearance had to be done, but the servant was very happy. He thought to himself: "It's so fun. As a servant, I actually splashed my master's face with urine. After the splash, the master and his family still had to thank me. How dare I think about this good thing? Today I encountered it. Do you think it's fun or not!"

Wang Ping'an said: "Let's fall down, when will he sit up and when will he be finished?"

The servant agreed, put the empty basin next to the head of Master Cain, and then picked up the basin full of filth, lifted it high, then fell down, and the rustling sound rang again!

This time when he fell down, Master Chou nodded again, and the more times he got, it gradually turned into a moan. The servant got used to falling down, and he continued to pour it without waiting for instructions!

Master Chou started to moan constantly. When he fell to the fourth basin, he actually opened his mouth, took a deep breath, and said something vaguely.

Changsun Wuji frowned and said, "What was he talking about?"

A servant said, "Maybe it smells so good?"

The servant who raised the basin to pour out the dirty stuff heard it clearly and said, "No, what he said was so comfortable!"

Wang Ping'an said: "The fragrance rises, causing him to breathe poorly. He will collect it with odor. The fragrance is cut off. He can breathe normally, so he says he feels comfortable!"

Changsun Wuji hummed, and said nothing, thinking: "What a shameful bone. He smelled too much fragrance and was about to die. He smelled the stench, but he survived!" He looked down on his wife's nephew, who had already looked down on him, and after doing this, he looked down on him even more.

When the fifth pot of filth fell down, the young master's consciousness was actually a sign of awakeness. He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips. After his tongue was retracted, he still smacked his lips and made a sound of tsk.

Wang Ping'an hurriedly said, "Go up and wipe it with him. This thing cannot be eaten into his stomach, so as to avoid the old disease being cured and the new disease is again developed!"

A maid walked up and rubbed the dirty things on Master Chou's face. The maid thought to herself: "Master Chou, Master Chou, you are so clean, if you know that you... I smacked your lips just now, what should you do? I will feel uncomfortable for you!"

As soon as the maid left the bed, the servant continued to hold the basin. He was doing a lot of fun and felt addicted!

The house was full of smelly smell, getting stronger and stronger, and it had already suppressed the fragrance from afar. Although the fragrance was originally strong, no matter how strong the fragrance was, it could not withstand such a tossing method, and it was actually covered by the smell!

Not to mention others, even Wang Ping'an himself could not bear it anymore and wanted to turn around and leave the house. But when he looked at Changsun Wuji, he found that the Prime Minister had an extraordinary patience and had no intention of leaving at all. On the contrary, he stared at Master Chou, which was very obvious. He would never give up until he saw Master Chou wake up!

Wang Ping'an sighed in his heart: "No wonder he was able to assist Li Shimin and build an empire. No wonder he was able to rank first in Lingyan Pavilion. He is so persistent, admire him, admire him!"

After struggling for a long time, Young Master Cain suddenly opened his eyes. He was not fully awake yet. Looking at the filth flowing beside his head, he actually said: "It's spring, it's time to go out for a walk in search of the fragrance!"

The servant and maid inside the room shouted in their hearts: "My God, you can even remember this. It seems that Master Chou is Master Chou, and we will never be as good as you!"

Changsun Wuji lowered his sleeves and said, "That's fine?"

Wang Ping'an said: "It's time to wait. If you wait, you have to let him say something sober, so that he can be completely cured!"

Then continue to rush!

This time, I didn't make any troubles, and then I heard a sound of gurgling. Master Cain's stomach started to scream. In this case, he was still hungry! Fucking the bedside, Master Cain sat up slowly and said to the servant holding the basin: "What are you doing? What are you pouring this?"

The servant did not dare to answer, and looked at Wang Ping'an, but Wang Ping'an did not dare to say anything, for fear that Young Master Chou would jump out of bed and scratch him, so he looked at Changsun Wuji, but Changsun Wuji said, "Is that okay?"

Wang Ping'an nodded and said, "It's okay to be awake. Do you want to tell him the truth?"

Changsun Wuji snorted, winked at the servant, and said, "Smell it for him!"

The servant brought the basin to Master Cain's face. Master Cain wondered, what was in this basin? His sense of smell has not been completely restored. He must be close to distinguish clearly what was in the basin!

So he leaned his nose close to the edge of the basin and sucked his lungs deeply... Wow, the young master of the cousin lay on the edge of the bed, vomiting a lot of yellow sour and smelly liquid. Nothing was said, the servant fell and he vomited!

Wang Ping'an breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Just spit it out, give him some good things, such as white porridge, and he will soon be able to recover as before, but he must keep a good mood in the future and can no longer smoke the house so fragrant!"

Seeing that he was gone, Changsun Wuji refused to stay in the house anymore and stepped out. In fact, he had already wanted to go out, just to prove that Wang Ping'an's "ghost idea" was indeed very useful, so he kept holding it in the house.

After leaving the house, Changsun Wuji gasped heavily. Seeing this, Mrs. Changsun asked, "Have my nephew's illness cured?"

Changsun Wuji laughed loudly. When he recalled what happened just now, it was really memorable. The smell was so endless! He said, "Okay, and his stomach was rumbling. I guess he was hungry. You can do the following things. Teach him a lesson so that he will not be like before in the future!"

Mrs. Changsun said oh and walked towards the door, but as soon as she stepped in, she screamed: "What's the smell in this room? Open the windows quickly..."

Wang Ping'an and Changsun Wuji looked at each other and smiled. Changsun Wuji said, "Wujian, the emperor gave you the word "Wujian". It is really the right gift. In your hands, it is true that there is no disease in the world!" He took Wang Ping'an's hand and said, "Come on, let's go ahead. I have something to tell you. You are a smart child, and I will definitely solve my doubts for you!"

The two returned to the main hall and sat at the table again. At this time, the servant brought a large plate of stewed elbows and placed them in front of Changsun Wuji.

Changsun Wuji smiled and said, "There are many dirty things in the world. I can see them every day, so I have been accustomed to them for a long time. But this dirty thing is the first time I have seen it in my life. OK, very good, it can make you feel great. I can eat up all this plate of elbows in this meal!" As he said that, he picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth to chew it!

Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "You can really eat it. Just after listening to it, you can chew it in a blink of an eye. I admire you even more!" He smiled and said: "Although there are many dirty things in the world, after seeing it, you can still maintain a normal mind and not be disturbed by filth. This is the real good mind. Lord Changsun has this mind and such courage, and is a role model for students to follow!"

Changsun Wuji was chewing meat in his mouth and said vaguely: "Flame, this is a pure flattery. If someone says it, I have to scold him, but you can say it without illness, but I love to hear it very much!"

After swallowing the meat, he said again: "No disease, you may wonder, as the prime minister, I am below one person and above ten thousand people. If I want to eat anything, I can't eat any delicacies, but why do I like to eat this kind of greasy thing?"

Putting down the chopsticks and wiping his mouth, he sighed and said, "Although I came from a famous family, I was in a difficult life when I was young, I was adopted by my uncle. Although my uncle treated me like a parent-child, my aunt was not very kind. When I was a child, I always ate some clear soup and water, and I rarely saw meat. At that time, I always thought, how good it would be if I could eat my elbows quickly. Therefore, the queen was also in poor health because she lost her nourishment at a young age... "

When talking about his deceased sister, Changsun Wuji sighed again, and was speechless for a while.

Suddenly, Changsun Wuji patted Wang Ping'an on the shoulder and said, "You are not old, but you have many ideas. You are weird and not a nerd. I asked you, can you think of any major issues related to the national economy and people's livelihood in the Tang Dynasty, such as your new disaster relief law. The key is that it cannot involve war, and it must be a new one."

Wang Ping'an said, thought for a long time, shook his head and said, "What is related to national economy and people's livelihood? Students can't think of such a national event!"

Changsun Wuji said, "Think about it carefully, don't worry. However, you must give me some advice."

Wang Ping'an said in embarrassment: "Students are ignorant and knowledgeable, so they really can't think of such a big thing..."

Changsun Wuji picked up the chopsticks, held a piece of elbow, put it in Wang Ping'an's bowl, and said, "Come on, eat it. I have been for more than ten years and have never held dishes for anyone, so you must eat it." After a pause, he said, "You must come up with an idea, I will never treat you badly!"

Wang Ping'an is still in trouble, and he really can't think of it!

Changsun Wuji suddenly lowered his voice and said, "If you can think of it, I can still satisfy me, then I will say that I can kiss you and give you endless joy!"
Chapter completed!