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Chapter 347: Everything is done as soon as you fool around

Chapter 347: Everything will be done as soon as you fool it

Master Jin San pointed eastward and shouted, "Look at the corner of the city wall? Let's run there and see who can run first!" As he said that, he ran away without waiting for others!

Other men, those are also men. Who is willing to fall behind? They rushed to run away!

The officers shouted, "Hey, don't run away first! Our people have not rested yet, why are you running first? You are foolish!"

Who cares about their shouting, running first by one person is called being foolish, but if a group of people run first, it is called united and running around the city wall, then it is like a city!

The men and women ran at the beginning, and the onlookers who didn’t know the truth and the onlookers who understood the truth also jogged, and shouted while running: "Good, that's what men are called men. There are not many other people in Chang'an, but there are many men!"

Someone even shouted: "They have a lot of hair on their legs!"

The officers shouted at the resting soldiers: "Don't rest, hurry up and run, see who has more hair and whose hair can fly into the sky!"

The old and weak soldiers were unwilling to do so, but they had no choice. The task assigned by their superiors must be completed! The boss had no requirements for them to run fast, but they had to run. Today's task was to run to Yanxingmen. Even if the task was completed, it would be replaced by someone else to run tomorrow. After they received the reward, they could rest!

The soldiers had no choice but to get up, follow behind, and run draggingly!

To be honest, the body of idle people is not necessarily much better than these old and weak soldiers, but if you want to be strong, it is more than twice as strong as you can. And no one says that they can't run anymore, and there is no one who exits a halfway. Huhu, along the city wall, ran to the corner of the city wall in one breath!

At the corner of the city wall, there were more than a dozen people standing on the wall, all wearing inconspicuous casual clothes, which were Wang Ping'an and Li Zhi.

Li Zhi looked down and saw a large group of people from afar. He ran over with his shirtlessness. He exclaimed and said with a smile: "There are really troublesome people, but they actually ran over. No disease, you are pretty good at all!"

They can tell whether they are soldiers at a glance. The big shorts worn by the soldiers are standard, and everyone wears straw sandals. But now the first person to come is wearing all kinds of shorts and the shoes on his feet are also all kinds of, but there are no straw sandals, and it is obvious that they are all rich people!

Behind these rich shirtless men, more idle people in clothes, shouted and cheered loudly. Looking at their appearance, they were even more excited and more energetic than those who were racing!

Wang Ping'an smiled and said, "Thingsome people are often ordinary people who are fine. If they don't get involved in the latest news, they will feel unhappy, so we have to meet their requirements!"

Li Zhi took the battlements and turned around and smiled, "Wujian, what are they thinking, why do you know so clearly?"

Wang Ping'an walked up and looked down, saying, "I'm here... I've seen many such people in Xuzhou. Some people are so idle that they like to bet with others, and there are those who can hold their shit and pee, and those who can sleep better. There are all kinds of people. What's the point of running a race? It's so slim!"

Li Zhiqi said: "Who can sleep better than anyone else? The thoughts of idle people are really unreasonable!"

Wang Ping'an smiled slightly and thought to himself: "This is also called unreasonable? There are people who are stranger than this. People have created any world records. For this reason, later generations have compiled a world collection to record such things!"

The guards standing behind them laughed. The most popular among the guards recently were the Montessori brothers. They boarded the big ship of Wang Ping'an and got promoted and made a fortune. It would be as fast as possible. Their bosses used to become their subordinates, and they are still subordinates who are several levels apart!

Meng Datian was so proud that he was catching up with fun behind him, and he said, "Your Highness, you are going to force these good-good people to run to Yanxingmen!"

Meng Xiaotian quickly said, "The prince said that none of these people can fall behind and can run to Yanxing Gate. I don't know whether it is true or false. According to my estimate, at most a small part of them can arrive!"

The eunuch Shi Aiguo said, "What is true or false? Of course it is true. How can the prince and prince calculate the matter? How can it be wrong?"

Meng Xiaotian said with dissatisfaction: "It's not certain that the officials are. Otherwise, we will make a bet. If they can all run away, then the officials will kneel down and wipe their boots for the prince!"

Wang Pingan laughed, without saying a word, glanced at Meng Xiaotian, and thought to himself: "Okay, boy, your skill in flattering has increased!"

Li Zhi clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I've been betting. If you lose without illness, let him treat you and go to Bachongtian to have a drink!"

Wang Ping'an nodded and said, "Finish, then I'll bet. But no matter who wins, I'll invite you today!"

Meng Xiaotian glanced at his brother, and Meng Datian secretly raised his thumbs up at him, which meant that this flattery was good!

This flattery is a matter of particularity. The people below didn't count. Can they really run away? Who can count it? Anyone who counts it will say that they all run away! In this way, Meng Xiaotian is a loser. Once he loses, he will kneel down and wipe his boots for Wang Ping'an, and then flatter him. Wang and Mr. Wang are so powerful, you are as good as God. Everyone will naturally say that Wang and Mr. Wang are indeed as good as God. Wouldn't the King and Mr. Wang be happy? And he will be very happy!

Look, this is a superb flattery. It is ten times stronger than a swearing boast, and it is so strong that it will not leave any trace!

The people below ran wildly and rushed to the corner of the city wall. Master Jin San was sweating all over. He stopped to breathe, and while he was breathing, he was still not idle. He said whispering: "Look, look, look, master... I, is that..." He said inconsistently!

The people behind followed desperately and breathed. No one could speak. They were so tired that they ran more today than they did in a year!

At this moment, the soldiers behind the palace chased after him. Although they were running hard at the beginning and running slower, they were soldiers after all, and they had no strength to sprint, but they had endurance and had orders. If they couldn't run, they had to continue running. They had to be stronger than them. If they could compete, they wouldn't be idle anymore!

The officers rode their horses and accompanied the soldiers. They shouted, "My men, can you run? It's useless, how far you have run! Are you a genital? Let's continue running and see who will arrive at Yanxingmen first!"

Some officers were disgusted and shouted, "It's the men's who run away again, not the men's who. As long as you take off your shorts now, you shout three times at the city wall: I'm a mother. We can also be considered a kind of person!"

"All girls are you? Can you still be called "Great"?" The officers laughed.

The shirtless soldiers, although their eyes were so tired that they were blue, were running around constantly, crossing Jin Sanye and the others, turning over the city wall, and continuing to run towards Yanxingmen!

Master Jin and his wife were anxious. Their heads were broken and their blood was bleeding. They could not lose their face! A group of old and weak soldiers actually wanted to run past us. It was simply outrageous. It was so ridiculous!

They stopped breathing, howled, and started running again, following the soldiers. There were too many people watching the fun near the city wall, and more and more people were coming. Even the people from the villages and towns outside the city came, and tens of thousands of people were watching the fun along the way!

Even if people can't run, they have to grit their teeth and run. They are all good people. If they fall into trouble at this time, then will they still want to look up in Chang'an City in the future, and they will be embarrassed to go out and have no shame to play around!

Master Jin and his wife tried their best to go, swinging their arms and running forward desperately, while running, they also shouted in anger!

The people watching the fun along the way saw something new this time. They saw more than a thousand people, all of whom were bare-handed and running around the city wall. The soldiers didn't have much attention, but the idle people were there.

Especially those like Master Jin San, who are covered in sweat, and the oiliness is visible. As soon as you take a step, the fat on your body will tremble, and the sweat will splash with the fat trembling!

Scuds are not considered a scue, but their sweaty belly trembles one by one!

Master Jin San and a group of idle people were all exhausted and gasping for breath. Everyone thought to themselves: "These soldiers don't look so good, how could they run away so much!"

The idle people are tired, and the soldiers are also tired, but they all carry commands on them. They can’t run without running. No matter how tired they are, they have to run hard!

We were dragging and running, and we were not really long-distance running players anyway. We rested when we were tired, and then continued to run. We ran and ran until the afternoon, and then we saw Yanxingmen from afar!

It is only a dozen miles away from Qixia Gate to Yanxing Gate. If these people don’t delay running, they will rush on the road normally and walk. But they will run for a while, and they will be intermittent, but they will not be able to walk fast and sweat a lot!

Many people who are watching the fun have discovered this "strange thing". If they keep walking, it will be faster than running and stopping.

Among the crowd, there were vendors carrying loads and pushing carts.

A vendor carrying a load of dough soup, swaying on his shoulders, quickly ran to Master Jin San and ran with him. The vendor asked, "Do you want to eat something or drink something? The little one has clear soup here, with shredded coriander!"

Mr. Jin said he was running, but he was rubbing. He was so tired that he couldn't speak at this time that he was too lazy to shake his head. He thought to himself: "How come this guy who sells noodle soup is so strong that he can keep up with me with a load. It seems that he had seen him when he was in the Qixia Sect!"

"Qixia Gate is here, right in front of you, there are so many people in front of you!" Someone shouted loudly among the people watching the fun.

At this time, the soldiers were not completely ahead. Although everyone was rubbing, they gradually fell behind. The idle people gradually took the lead. The orders the soldiers received were to run, not necessarily win, but why did idle people run and sweat? Isn’t it just to win!

When he saw Qixia Gate, Master Jin San led the way and used his last little strength to sprint towards the city gate. The idle people made a concerted effort, surpassing all the soldiers and running to the front!

Master Jin San took the lead and rushed to the front. He was the first to rush to the city gate. He raised his arms and shouted, "Let's see who are the men..."

There were countless people standing at the gate of the city. At the front of the crowd, there were more than a dozen people standing, among which two young people were looking at Master Jin San. The older young man clapped his hands and smiled and said, "You are a man, absolutely a man!"

Master Jin San was so tired that he was not in the mood to say polite words, and smiled at the young man. The officers riding horses from behind arrived and came to Qixia Gate. The officers saluted on the horse together and shouted loudly: "Your Highness, Your Highness, Your Highness, Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand-Thousand

The idle people who ran here were celebrating weakly, and finally proved with sweat that they were the men and were breathing heavily. Suddenly, they heard the officers screaming like this, and were all shocked and looked at the young man.

Of course, this young man was Li Zhi, and Wang Ping'an was with him. They rode horses from Qixia Gate and went directly to Yanxing Gate on the city wall. They had been waiting here for a long time. I really didn't expect that a dozen miles would run for a whole morning. Li Zhi himself said that if he had gone to run, it would probably not be so slow!

Instead of getting off the horse and kneeling when they saw the prince, the officers rode on horseback and ran out from afar, running to the people who were watching the fun, shouting at the Qianyuan period of the prince, letting the people know that the prince of the Tang Dynasty was waiting in Yanxingmen in person, waiting to see everyone running over with their bare shirt!

In recent times, due to the vigorous publicity of the government, Li Zhi's original cowardice and incompetence has disappeared. The people gradually felt that the prince was still a little tricky. At least in terms of judging people, he was far superior to the emperor of the previous dynasty. Of course, the dynasty cannot compare with the old emperor, because the old emperor is still alive, and no one dares to say that the prince has surpassed the current emperor!

Politics depends on propaganda. If everyone says that a person has the ability, even if he is not capable, he will become capable. In the hearts of the people of Chang'an, Wang Ping'an is the most capable, and Li Zhi can appoint Wang Ping'an to assist him, so his ability is naturally not small!

"Your Highness the Crown Prince, thousands of years old!" The people shouted and rushed towards the city gate.

Mr. Jin was so excited that he didn't feel tired all of a sudden. Everyone stood tall with their bare chests, swaying in front of Li Zhi, showing their mightyness. It's definitely up to the men!

Li Zhi smiled and had the demeanor of a superior. The idle men and the people nodded quite a lot, raised his hands and kept posing, very amiable and friendly!

He turned his head slightly and said, "No illness, you will lose money again this time. You have spent a lot of money during this period. I will remember it in my heart. I will definitely compensate you well in the future!"

Wang Ping'an whispered: "What's the point of being outside of your body? Your Highness doesn't have to worry about it!" He waved his hand and the guards behind him carried two big baskets.
Chapter completed!
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