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Volume 1 The Black Dog's Adventure

The bald man felt a soft heavy object hitting his bald head. Fortunately, the bald man was practicing iron head well. He was smashed into the mud and only half of his head was leaked out. He straightened his neck and looked up. He saw in the light of the torch, a soft and warm flesh was pressing on his face.

There was only a voice heard from his face: "Bald, don't scare me, where is the monkey?" The bald man tried for a long time but didn't poke his hand out. He was so stammered that he couldn't speak, and he felt annoyed in his heart and bit the flesh on his face.

The fat man felt a huge pain in his butt, Oh! Oh my God! He jumped up on the monk's shoulder with a whisper, and said tremblingly: "Don't bite my brother, I'm sorry for you. For the sake of brothers, I'll spare my brother. Brother Baozi will go back to burn paper to offer you, so he will definitely not let you suffer below."

"Now I know I'm scared, so I'll do what I'll do earlier. Monkeys will definitely find you first. Pull me out quickly, otherwise, be careful that the monk will also find your fat ass to take his life."

The fat man who came down from the monk felt a muddy under his feet, as if he was about to fall into it. Fortunately, he was fat and not stupid. Before the mud could pass through his knees, he simply bent his knees and lay flat in the mud. This wide body really came in handy, as if he was lying on a soft bed, but the soft bed was cold and thrust into the bones.

The cheap monk roared at the entrance of the cave, and everyone pulled the rope out of the mud. He stepped on the fat man's belly and jumped into the passage that was shot into the purple spiral. The passage three people were side by side wide, half a person tall, and could only stand bent, but there was no mud inside. The thin body blocked the purple spiral, but the light actually passed through his body and continued to rotate strangely into the passage.

Everyone jumped into the hole like dumplings, followed the rope, stepped on the fat man's belly and bent down into the passage. Before they could ask about the bald monkey, they heard a comfortable moan coming from the fat man.

The last person who hugged Lao Hei and entered the passage Liu Qing, stretched out the torch and turned toward the fat man who was lying flat in the mud. The fat man twitched all over, but his face was an extremely unnatural strange smile, and he kept humming in his mouth. Moreover, the fat man's originally huge round belly slowly faded like a deflated ball.

Seeing that the owner was abnormal, Lao Hei kicked his hind legs onto the fat man and barked at the mud. He saw some things arching outwards on the surface of the mud. Suddenly, he jumped and inserted his mouth down into the mud. When he pulled it out, the dog's mouth was already in his mouth, and it was already long and the round black and bright worms were constantly squirming. Everyone was shocked. Before he could see carefully, the old black dog's mouth swayed and bit it into his mouth. He heard a bean-burning bite.

Then he chewed for a while, choked his neck and swallowed it, stuck out his tongue and licked some white sticky liquid that oozed out of the corner of his mouth. Suddenly, a foul smell like excrement was emitted from the dog's mouth, but Lao Hei didn't care. Suddenly, the dog's mouth twisted, and then the dog's head shaking again, shaking out the tongue. No! No! He screamed. He stood on the fat man's chest with his ears, and then he started to touch it again, as if this black worm was quite delicious, and he wanted to find another one.

Liu Qing pulled the black dog's tail back hard and threw it behind him. He stretched out his hand again, grabbed the fat man's hair, and pulled it towards him with great energy.

He turned the fat man's face downwards and everyone was shocked and covered his mouth and widened his eyes. Looking in the fire, he saw dozens of black and round insects sticking to the back of the fat man's back, legs, arms, and even the back of his head like cupping. The insect was still shrinking and sucking on the fat man's body.

Liu Qing grabbed one and pulled it down and looked at it, saying, "Why are there so many leeches in this place, but this leeches are also strange. Why don't you bite the bald man?"

"Namo Amitabha, monk, I have the blessing of the Buddha, and I will not invade all poisons and never bite any insects."

"I'm bald, I'll let you avoid biting insects." The earth mouse pulled down the most deflated insect and slapped it on the half-bearing bald head. The bug stuck to the scalp and contracted and sucked.

The monk only felt a sense of comfort in his forehead, just like the slender jade hands of a young girl gently rubbing it, sometimes like the rosy red lips gently exhaling a warm smell towards the bald head. The bald head, who was full of sweet heart, closed his eyes and enjoyed this wonderful feeling. Suddenly, there was a tingling pain on his face, and he suddenly woke up, opened his eyes and was stunned. The boss was stretching out his big hand to grab his neck, and his other hand was about to slap his face again.

"No, this is not a leech." Lu Banxian pulled a bug from under the fat man and looked carefully and said, "At least it is not a simple leech. Look at the blood that he sucked into his body, it seems to be oil. Could it be a leech that feeds on corpse oil? It is said that this leech is like no corpse oil, and usually hides at the bottom of the mud in the extreme yin land like a dead insect. Just now, the bald man stirred in the mud, and thought he was awakened, but when he climbed onto the mud, the bald man ran away."

The cheap monk sighed and said, "It's really cheap. This fat man is so expensive. Just count the amount of oil. Not only can you enjoy a little more time, but you can also lose weight. It's really a killing two birds with one stone."

Seeing everyone talking nonsense, Lao Hei rushed forward and aimed at the leech behind the fat man's head, bit it and chewed it a few times, and bit it towards the other one.

Lu Banxian, who had already had a grudge against Lao Hei, saw Lao Hei’s strange food, and then kicked him in the butt. He said, “You are so stupid, if you don’t keep you useful, you must kick you to death.”

Liu Qing shouted loudly, "Don't be stunned, just pull it off, otherwise the fat man must be beaten." Everyone surrounded the fat man and pulled it hard. Suddenly, Liu Qing looked inside the tunnel and said, "Damn monkey, why are you stupid? Come and help."

After saying that, he felt something was wrong and quickly covered his mouth. Everyone looked in the direction where Liu Qing looked, and saw a thin figure instantly passing through his eyes and jumping into the tunnel.

"Boss, don't talk nonsense. The monk is so scared that he is thrilling." He shouted into the tunnel again: "Brother Hou San, I, the monk, have not harmed you. I want to take my life to find Suzi and Baozi. They are the real murderers."

The slut punched the bald man again and asked Liu Qing: "Boss, you didn't take it wrong, right? Let's withdraw it if you can't? It's not cost-effective to leave here."

Lu Banxian pulled the corpse leech and said, "I'm afraid I can't get out today. Look at the hole above, the small one can't get out. It takes less than an hour to get the hole. The hole must be completely closed. If you want to open it again, I will wait until tomorrow. Stop talking, pull the leech and wake up the fat man before talking!"
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