Volume 1 The Black Dog's Adventure
Suddenly, a whoosh behind him, everyone looked at him and saw that next to the diamond-shaped hole in the middle of the top of the coffin, Lu Banxian gently glanced at everyone with a knife, and said contemptuously: "You group of idiots, gods dare to offend me. I will not die with the fool." Liu Qing didn't wait for Lu Banxian to finish his words, but he reached out to grab it. Lu Banxian was anxious and said without saying anything, and then jumped down with his feet.
The earth mouse was so angry that he raised his beard and gritted his teeth hard, saying, "He is Mr. Lu, I have long disliked this guy. Sure enough, he is really an ungrateful wolf who only cares about himself. If I don't chew his bones today, I am not a mouse."
After saying that, he was about to jump into the hole when he jumped, but was pulled back by the tall Liu Qing. The fat man came over and patted Wu Zi's back, and said comfortingly: "Brother, don't worry, let's ask Jia Liang clearly about the situation inside, it's not too late to go in."
Tu Mouse pressed his thighs with his hands, bent down and panted, and he didn't insist on chasing him. Liu Qing bent down and stretched out his fingers to poke it gently at Jia Liang, who was lying on the ground like a dry word. His eyes were blurred as if Jia Liang hadn't been asleep for three days and slowly opened his eyelids.
Before he could ask, he heard the sound of the bag on the side twitching his head and scratching his head. Suddenly he touched the wound behind his head, as if something was squirming slightly. Then he understood what the woman said just now was saying, "Save me, the meat bag is probably going to hang up this time."
Fortunately, Lao Hei licked another lick, and Bai Shi Shutai, who was lying on the ground, was completely in pain. He turned his head and looked at the monk and asked, "Bald, have you been bitten on your head? Don't you itch?"
The monk subconsciously sat up and reached out to touch his head. He twisted his head and felt nothing.
The slut looked at the bald man and asked, "Why did you come out and become a mute? What's the name in this coffin? Why is the worm scar on your head missing? No, what kind of thing are you, or Jia Liang?"
The cheap monk just nodded and looked at the slut. The fat man hurriedly ran over to pull the bald man and asked seriously: "Tell me, how did you lose this insect scar?" The monk pointed to the hole beside him, and finally said in a low voice: "You will know if you go down."
"No danger, right?"
"Look, don't I come out?"
The slut bent down again and slapped the bald head: "I think you are half out, right?"
The monk was not angry and touched his head, and said shyly: "Even if it's right!"
Seeing that the monk seemed to have changed his personality, the slut pouted and said, "Forget it, I won't ask you anymore. Look at you, Nie Sheng and Nie are angry, don't be a monk. Just change the family and become a cheap nun!"
Suddenly, Lao Hei raised his ears again, stood on the edge of the stone coffin and barked at the bottom. Liu Qing stretched his head and looked down, and scolded angrily: "Oh! It's you, Mr. Lu! Why? Mr. Lu is so capable? Fly up to see the brothers!"
Everyone was shocked and looked down. They saw another dry old man, who hugged his arms and chest to cover his chest and looked down at his feet, and walked gently. Hearing someone above, he raised his head and looked up. This man was indeed Lu Banxian, but on his thin skeleton-like face, a troubling of yellow beard swaying in the wind, looking so lonely and helpless.
The slut said contemptuously: "Bah! I thought you, an old guy, were still a little capable, but I didn't expect to be faster than a bald man. Why, your little fairy is not here to protect you?"
The fat man also stretched out his head and looked at it, saying, "Even this Lu Banxian can come out. I don't have any danger inside. I'll take two rounds of fat in my bag, so I'll go down and take a look." As he said that, he didn't wait for someone to answer and walked towards the entrance of the cave. The huge suction force came again, and suddenly thought of something, and shouted Lao Hei at the top of his throat, and then sucked into the cave with a whoosh. Lao Hei heard the master's call and jumped into the cave with a slight sound.
I just felt my body spiral down, and in a short while, one person and one dog had already fallen to the bottom.
Under the hazy red light of the two crimson lanterns, a gorgeous colorful door with gold edges appeared in front of you.
The fat man touched Lao Hei's head to relieve his mind, coughed gently and knocked on the door. Suddenly, a creaking sound! The door slowly opened inward. A woman with a double-catch bun reached out and said, "Oh! Guest! Why do you want to come and taste the sweetness? Or... Could it be that she was thinking about the two bombs that my sister owed you on her butt, and she came to ask for it, right?" Thirteen girl slowly turned over and her butt was sticking out of the door. Her big tail gently stroked her fat face, and she said softly in a coquettish voice: "Thirteen girl, I never want to owe others what she owes me. Since I owe my brother, come on! But my sister is afraid of pain, brother should be gentle!"
The root of the fiery red tail emitted a seductive scent of a woman's body. The fat man took a greedy breath and felt his mind rippling and spinning. His round and plump buttocks twisted back and forth, and he suddenly became dazzled when he saw the fat man's eyes. He only knew that he opened his mouth and smiled foolishly, pinched his fingers and wanted to flick it.
At this time, Lao Hei stretched out his dog's head and twisted his left and right, tied his neck and put his nose to the point where he was sticking out, and sniffed hard. Suddenly, he stretched out his long tongue and licked it up to the base of the tail. The licked body trembled slightly, and said charmingly: "You are so bad! You said you only had to just pop it, why did you lick it? It's so itchy for the sister to lick it!"
The seductive sound came into the fat man's ears, making his chest full of nameless evil fire. But what he saw in his eyes was the only one that stretched out the dog's head and couldn't help but lick it, and he was immediately angry: "Lao Hei, whom I raised, dares to ruin my good deeds." As he said that, he stretched out his feet and kicked it at the dog's head, and Lao Heiji screamed and flashed aside.
When Thirteen Girl heard the wrong voice behind her, she quickly pulled her tail back and turned her head to look. She immediately glared at Lao Hei: "You black dog, you are also considered a spiritual species, why are you ungrateful? You don't tell bad people and good things, but you still want to be cheap."
Lao Hei heard the words and twisted his head blankly at Thirteen Niu. He still didn't understand the dog's head, whether this guy was a human or a big red-tailed dog. He just sniffed and yelled a few times.
"No way? Look at you, you have no wisdom yet, how can you live for a long time with this stupid dog?"
The fat man stretched his neck and glanced at him, smiled strangely and stretched out his hands, constantly gestured up and down and didn't know where to put it. He could only hear a charming and crisp voice in the door saying, "Huowei Niu, what are you doing outside the door? Are there any guests coming to the door again? Why don't you invite in?"
Chapter completed!