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Chapter 22

The earth mouse on the top of the stone coffin stood on the edge, looked down at the bottom and cursed: "My surname is Lu, come up, we two have to chat well."

Lu Banxian looked up and squatted on the side with his back against the stone coffin. He lowered his head and kept pulling his beard and shaking his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

Before Hu Zi could continue to shout, he suddenly heard Jia Liang lying on the ground with all his legs and legs pointing at the top of the cave as if he was nervous, staring at the top of the cave, screaming with his eyes and mouth. Everyone looked up and saw that the curved moon was swollen again.

The swollen and full moon flashed with a faint yellow light. Only with a sound of waves, an old man who was equally huge but shorter than Liu Qing fell down. As he fell, he fell into the air and gently fell on the stone coffin.

Look at the old man wearing a wide linen white robe, with a thin rope tied around his waist. His long gray hair was tied around his head, and a few of them were pulled by himself. He looked at Jia Liang on his face full of mud, looking at him.

The thin Jia Liang sat up suddenly: "Why is Moon's wife getting less and less capable? After holding it in for a long time, she came up with this thing? She looks like she is dozens of years older than me."

The old man asked inexplicably, in surprise: "Hmm? What? What's my wife and son? Do you know me, Old Dingxu?"

Jia Liang covered his mouth and laughed: "Haha! No need to ask, you can guess whether you are a bad boy is false. But you don't have to hurry. Have you seen the hole in the middle? Get in and you'll be sure to fill it in no matter what your fault is."

"Oh! Can this be a good thing? Look at your bald donkey, I guess he just filled it up?"

Liu Qing reached out and patted the old man on the shoulder, pointed to the top of the cave and asked, "Hey! Old Dingxu, what are you? Why did you jump out from above? Could it be that you kept following us?"

The old man subconsciously glanced at the top of the cave along Liu Qing's big hand, and immediately smiled happily. He felt a thrill on his legs. He looked down and saw a small man knocking his calves with a shovel, cursing in his mouth: "If you ask your old guy to follow you, you will definitely be uneasy. Don't think that you are too big, and the mouse will be afraid of you. See if I won't shovel you to death." He continued to knock.

The huge old man didn't care, pouted his beard, and gently pushed the squid away with his other foot. His body squatted and rushed upwards, reaching more than twenty-long tall cave tops. He grabbed a bright star in the cave top with one hand, and squeezed it into his mouth. He was about to fall down, and suddenly the cloth shoes covered with plaster, and the soles of the shoes were shining with light, and the old man came under another star. He picked another one, and the top of the cave trembled. Only then did the old man slowly land on the top of the coffin with unwillingness.

The old man spitted out a bright star from his mouth, held it in his palm with one hand, and looked silently with a blush on his face.

Liu Qing, who was surprised by the old man's magical power, sneaked up, stretched his head and raised his eyebrows and looked at the two bright stars in his hand. These were not any gems, they were obviously two white-light eyeballs, and their pupils were slowly shrinking, as if they were staring at themselves fiercely.

"It looks good, right? This is a good thing! You guy is so eye-opening today. Do you know what this is?"

"You think I'm stupid! Isn't this just an eyeball?"

The old man smiled and said, "It's not stupid, it's not stupid. This is the spiritual eye in the middle of the head of the Three-Eyed Turtle Bird! You have never seen this three-Eyed Turtle Bird! This thing shrank its head like an ordinary cuckold old turtle, but the three-Eyed Turtle Bird stretched out from the shell with two semi-round soft wings, which flew so fast. Moreover, the spiritual energy absorbed by the three-Eyed Turtle Bird is gathered in the eyes of this spirit, which is a great supplement!"

Liu Qing listened blankly, and suddenly Jia Liang from below raised his head and pouted in contempt and said, "You old boy, don't live in vain. Didn't you just want to miss our gems? You even missed a three-eyed turtle bird. I think you are talking about yourself!"

The slut quickly came up and pulled Jia Liang's corner, leaned over and said softly, "Bald, you are stupid! Have you ever seen an old man who can fly? Don't mess with him, my brother can't afford to offend him."

I saw the old man put one eyeball into his sleeve, the other eyeball was thrown into the air, and his palms were closed and he slapped it flattened. He looked at his hand full of bright white ashes, which slapped into his forehead. He suddenly gushed white air all over his body, making his clothes blew.

After a moment, the old man spoke, "How? I know that I, Old Man Dingxu, can't afford to offend me?"

The slut nodded timidly, so scared that he dared not look directly at the old man's sharp eyes.

The old man said again: "Hey! That bald donkey, you say you're in this hole? Tell me what's going on."

"Tsk! Don't think you will get smoke from your feet, but the monk is afraid of you. I won't tell you today. I want to know and jump down and take a look! I'll make sure you come out and change your name more empty."

"Oh! I really can't tell Dingxu. You kid really have a good temper. But the old man doesn't let you say it in vain, you're good!"

Jia Liang stretched out his thin neck and looked at Dingxu blankly and said, "Tsk! Look at you being poor, what can you do? You dare to say that you want to give benefits. If you are really capable, I will make your head rejuvenate and your hair will flutter." After that, he rubbed his bald head with his hands and curled his lips and looked at Dingxu with contempt.

"Keep your word? Don't regret it!"

Jia Liang raised his head and stared at Dingxu fiercely: "Are you kid making fun of me? If it can be done, I will kneel here today and kowtow to you two times to call you Grandpa God."

Dingxu shouted loudly: "Okay!" He jumped up suddenly, and when he fell down, his body shrank rapidly, and he slashed! With a sound of his head hitting the ground, his body rolled up and stood up.

Dingxu, who was already in normal size, walked up, grabbed his bald head and touched it, and asked again: "Don't regret it!"

Seeing this posture, Jia Liang immediately believed that the old man said it was true and nodded with anticipation.

"Stop shook, I really can't figure it out. It's great to have a naked head. You don't know how much I envy you, at least you don't have to wash your hair."

The squid shook his fingers and pointed at Dingxu and said loudly: "I still said that I didn't follow us, why do you know everything?"

Dingxu stubbornly glanced at the earth mouse with his nose, and frightened to death, hiding behind the huge Liu Qing.

Suddenly, an urgent voice came from the edge of the coffin: "Grandpa God, Grandpa God, I have also been to the cave. I will tell you, I'll give you some benefits, please." Lu Banxian, who had just climbed up, knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing and muttering.

Jia Liang was anxious and stared at Lu Banxian and cursed: "You Mr. Lu, you didn't come up after a long time. Brothers and others have not dealt with you, the traitor, but you heard it, you touched it up by yourself, and joined in the fun." As he said that, he stretched out his feet and was about to kick him over.

Dingxu grabbed Jia Liang and said, "Don't be anxious, come one by one." After that, he stretched out his little finger, and his pointed nails scratched Jia Liang's head. Suddenly, his bald head was covered with blood marks. Jia Liang was so painful that he screamed, and couldn't help but curse.

Dingxu didn't care. He spitted on his bald head and spitted, and reached out to rub it. Jia Liang, who had a huge headache, could not move, but he could only be angry. Is this old man fooling me? Forget it, let him mess with me and talk about it. At worst, he could not deal with him later. Thinking of this, he immediately scolded: "Old boy, you must dare to make fun of me, Jia Liang. Be careful that our brothers have bald white hair and let you learn to be a cheap monk from Jia Liang."

"Oh! You guy is right. Old man, I'm still thinking about changing my hairstyle." Old man Dingxu smiled and stretched out his sleeves to rub his bald head. Suddenly, he grabbed the ends of his gray hair that were stuck in lumps with both hands, and pulled them down with bare teeth. He put them in his hands and stretched them flattened, and looked at Jia Liang's head and pointed it straight on.

Jia Liang felt a heavy object coming from his head, and his head on his thin neck was pressed to the side. He quickly reached out and held it up, but before it was straightened, it was tilted to the other side. Jia Liang tilted his head, smelled the stench on his head, looked at Dingxu in aggrievedly, and his chin was shaking up and down without being controlled.

The old man rubbed his bare head and said with a strange smile: "Oh! Not bad! It's really easier. This world is really strange, and there are still people who care about this burden." After saying that, he grabbed his beard with his other hand and looked at the whole piece of his head with a smile, covering Jia Liang with his eyes tilted. Seeing Jia Liang staring at him with his eyes tilted, the old man suddenly thought of something, and asked curiously, "Oh! Are you looking at the old man's beard again? You kid really has vision. Old man, my beard is a treasure. Forget it, who made the old man kind-hearted? If you can't do it, give it to you together?"

Jia Liang was shocked when he heard this and quickly reached out to protect his chin. He wanted to shake his head and say no, but his heavy head, which was still tilted to the side, moved slightly and suddenly lost his balance. His head was pulled back by a lump on his head. His thin and shrunken body was lying to the ground with a thud. Fortunately, the lump on his head was padded and he didn't even hit it.

The old man looked at Jia Liang lying on the ground and said, "It's okay, I'll get used to it slowly. I blame me for too much dirt on it. I can't remember when I washed my hair last time. Just wait and wash it."

Jia Liang grabbed a lump on his head, kept pulling it down, begging for mercy and said, "Grandpa God, the monk knows that he is wrong. You always want to know something, but the young ones will never dare to hide their own personalities. I just want to use your magical powers quickly to save me from this sin!"

The old man squatted down and lay on Jia Liang's face and looked at him. Suddenly, he felt a little wind blowing on his forehead. He couldn't help but sneeze and said, "Tsk! It's really a little cold to be naked. You kid really don't know anything. Old man, I really miss this hair all over my head!" He stretched out his sleeves and wiped his nose randomly, and asked again, "You kid, tell the old man, "What's weird in this hole?"

"There is nothing strange in the hole, there is a group of big-tailed beauties. Oh! The most beautiful one has no tail! You old man goes down, you must keep it! Otherwise, look at me, what will be sucked like?"

The slut jumped over and kicked Jia Liang's only butt with some flesh on his body: "You bald man is really not a brother. You have become like this yourself, and you have to trick the buns down."

"Hey! Brother Mouse, this is wrong. If you don't enjoy the fat bun, you're really a big loss. Besides, look at the monk, I'm not coming out well, and the insect scars on my head are gone."

Dingxu pulled his beard and asked with a serious and curious look on his face: "It's strange? How can he suck it so well, and it's not fatal?"

After hearing this, Jia Liang's face suddenly turned red, and he couldn't help but cover his face with his hands and hummed and refused to say anything else.

The slut came up and scolded again: "Look at your squeamish look, tell me how to suck it!"

Jia Liang hummed and pointed at Lu Banxian beside him and said, "Why are you going to force me to do? The man surnamed Lu has also gone down, why don't you ask him!"

Everyone glanced at Lu Banxian who was kneeling on the ground. Lu Banxian said, "You bald, what's wrong with saying?" He looked at Dingxu again and said, "Grandpa God, give me a benefit too! I, old Lu, aren't as greedy as Jia Liang."

Dingxu nodded to Lu Banxian: "Tell me! It will benefit you."

Lu Banxian said that Lu Banxian was embarrassed and hesitated with his head down, unable to hear what he said. The slut came up and kicked: "You Mr. Lu, what is your voice louder, the old man can't hear it."

Lu Banxian, who was in pain, suddenly raised his head and stared at the squid, calmed down and said loudly: "Isn't it a little faster than the bald donkey? Just say, what's the big deal? There is a beautiful woman in blue in this hole who grabbed Lao Lu and sucked hard with her mouth. Isn't this awesome?"

Everyone was shocked and said, "Oh! So it's such a weak method! You have to try it, you have to try it."

With a sudden whistle, Dingxu suddenly removed Jia Liang's hair from the head, covered him with a squirt and crawled into the hole.

The slut cursed: "His grandma, let the old thief take it first."

Lu Banxian suddenly shuddered and shouted, "Grandpa God, don't run away, what about my benefits?"

I heard a voice from the hole: "Wait! The old man will give it to you if he comes out."

Jia Liang touched his smooth head and kept secretly happy: It would be better to be bald!

Liu Qing cursed: "God is unfair. I am just such a big lump and such a small hole, but how can I get it? Grandma, no one can think of going down again if I can't go down." As he said that, he sat at the entrance of the hole.

Seeing the boss like this, the slut said with a smile: "Boss, you see that everyone has been in, let me go down and take a look!"

"Your small body is not afraid of being sucked to death when you go in? Wait and watch the fun!"
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