Chapter 40: Senior Brother, Are You Rabies?
The master and apprentice were not idle for three months, and they carefully taught the two apprentices to read and study. Not to mention the master's teaching, Lao Hei has known a lot of words in the past three months. He can also take a few glances at books that are slightly simple and easy to understand. It is still difficult to grasp the pen by the dog's claws, and the words he draws are really like a dog.
Ding Xuzi said he wanted to stay for three months, but he didn't stay for one more day. He secretly got up in the middle of the night and was about to slip away.
Lao Hei, who had extremely sensitive ears, suddenly jumped up when he heard something wrong, and a gust of wind jumped out. He looked at the master who was already in the air and screamed twice.
The old man glanced at Lao Hei, turned around silently, and said to Lao Hei, "Since you are chasing me, I will tell you a few more words. Black Dog disciple, you are a soul-devouring spirit-summoning god dog. Don't think about licking other people's little bitch all day long. This time you know, if you didn't lick that, how could you reveal yourself, and you wouldn't have harmed the yellow dog. And thank you only once, if you lick it again, the little bitch has intelligence and will make people harm your life, wouldn't it be a sin! If you don't have it, lick your dog's eyes more and let it play its original role. Also, if you want to catch your dog and drink, Master, I have to peel off your black skin and make it shorts."
Lao Hei glanced at the dog's eyes and looked at it. Could you be a collector? But what's wrong with collecting? He has to collect something so unbearable all day long...
Slap! The dog was slapped on the head, "What are you thinking about in black dogs? Do you understand what the master said?"
Lao Hei nodded.
"Take good care of your junior sister. Although you are smart, you are not very sensible. Try to urge her to read more books and don't carry her around all day long. This way, the master gives you one of your treasure shoes. If you have any troubles to go back, you will take out your shoes and hit them hard on your dog's mouth. You may not say that Master, I will come to you." As he said that, he pulled down a broken shoe and slapped it on the dog's belly, and it stuck it firmly.
Bah! You can only think of this trick, the old man, but you are a thief! If it is not an urgent matter, who can slap yourself in the face with a torn shoe? But the shoe smells a little bit. If it doesn't work, you must rub it well after taking a shower later.
"I said what are you thinking in your dog's belly? Tell me again. Please listen. Look forward to your junior sister, don't carry her back and forth all day long."
Lao Hei thought to himself as he listened to the master's instructions: Do you think I am willing to carry that little slut all day long! It's Lao Hei, I can't help it. If I don't carry it, I will suffer from my ears. The master just said that I won't let me lick the little bitch, you think I love licking it! Oh! By the way, why did I let me lick the dog's eyes?
Thinking of this, I stuck out my tongue and licked it above my nose; Grandma's! What's the idea of the master? Can this lick the eyes? Old man, show me a show.
I raised my dog's head and wanted to discuss the reason with my master, but there was no one in front of me under the dizzy moonlight. Why did the smelly old man run away again? Alas! I don't know when I see you next time. If you want to say that the master can be a lack of style and speak well again? No matter what, my master is not bad, at least I am pretending to be a black dog in my heart. The master must have the truth that his old man should ask me to lick my eyes. Although my black tongue is not short, it is still almost there!
He stretched out his dog's paw and grabbed his tongue, and pulled it out hard, 'I don't believe it anymore. The little bitch could lick his butt, but he couldn't reach his eyes.' This time he pulled it harder, and the dog was sobbing that it kept crying and hurting.
"Senior brother, are you rabies? Why are you tugging on your tongue if you're fine?"
Lao Hei was shocked and hurriedly closed the dog's mouth in a hurry. However, his tongue was outside, and the blood was constantly bitten by the dog's teeth. Lao Hei jumped up and down in pain! Crack! He kept screaming.
"Dad, mom, master, senior brother Dog is sick and come quickly!"
Dingxuzi, who had flew far away, heard the girl shouting, was shocked and hurried back, hiding in the corner and looking here; Is my old man crazy? Why did I accept a stupid dog as my apprentice? Alas! But no matter how much Black dog is also my apprentice of Dingxu, let's see the situation!
Liu Dingkui, who woke up from his sleep, was the first to run out. Looking at Lao Hei who was screaming and jumping, he suddenly felt inexplicably "Niu Niu, have you bullied your Lao Hei Senior Brother again?"
"No, no, Brother Dog seems to have rabies!"
After hearing this, Liu Dingkui pulled Xue'er and hid it behind her, "Xue'er, where is your master?" Thinking of this, Liu Dingkui turned his head and shouted in the room, "Old immortal, it's not good! Come and save your dog disciple, Lao Hei's mouth is bleeding, as if he had rabies."
Lao Hei, who had been jumping for a while, the pain gradually weakened. He heard Liu Dingkui's shouts, covered the dog's mouth and whined at everyone. He squatted on the ground and kept pulling the dog's tongue.
Seeing that Lao Hei had just bitten his tongue and it was fine, Old Man Dingxu was secretly relieved to fly away again.
Liu Dingkui found a broom, poked it out and poked Lao Hei gently. Lao Hei let out his claw and pulled it away, and his face was full of tears. His bloody dog head turned around in grievance and hummed a few pitifully.
"Senior brother, are you okay?"
Lao Hei nodded and suddenly shook his head again. Is this okay? Isn't it okay? Isn't it even a bandage to wrap it around. Thinking of this, he stretched out his dog's paws and gestured on his mouth.
Xiaolian, who had put on her clothes, saw her husband and daughter staring at Lao Hei, who was ticking on the bloody dog's mouth with her paws. She hurriedly ran forward and looked at the dog's mouth carefully.
After all, the old black dog's paws are not as flexible as human hands. He opens his dog's mouth and points at his bloody tongue and screams strangely.
Looking again, the long dog's tongue was bitten halfway. Xiaolian was really sophisticated, glared at the father and daughter who were not caring about their care, ran back to the house to hold a handful of incense ash, and poured it into the dog's mouth. The old black's throat was itchy, but his tongue was injured and he didn't dare to cough up. He could only secretly hold back his nose and sweat, and blew the ashes out. Xiaolian took a corner of her clothes off her body, and put it on the bloody tongue under her tongue.
After a while of busy work, the blood stopped, but Lao Hei became even worse. The pain caused the dog's mouth to close, and his tongue was tilted upwards. Incense ash covered his face, filled with tears in his eyes. He stretched out his dog's paw and rubbed it, but the incense ash on his back became more and more slimming. He simply stretched out his raised tongue and tried it. Not to mention that after this bite, the dog's tongue that had broken half of its tongue had grown a lot. He just licked the dog's eyes, which was really unspeakable.
"Senior brother is so pitiful! Xue'er feels so distressed. Are you getting better now?"
Lao Hei just licked his eyes and ignored his junior sister.
"I said to senior brother, why are you doing your tongue without sleeping in the middle of the night? It's not that the master secretly teaches you magical powers, right? No, the master is really biased." He said that, and ran to the side house where Lao Hei and Dingxu lived.
Before Liu Dingkui could stop his daughter, she heard her shouting, "Old man, stop sleeping, what are you doing, causing the senior brother to vomit blood." After shouting, she whispered in a low voice, "The old man secretly taught your eldest disciple without telling Xue'er that he must pull your little Hu off today." But until the house, he found out that the old man was no longer there.
"Dad, dad, my old master ran away again. He hasn't he healed my face yet!" As he said, tears swayed, wiping his tears and stomping his feet and saying, "Stinky old man, bad old man, don't let Xueer catch you again, you must pull out every piece of your hair."
Lao Hei, who licked the dog's eyes, also forgot the pain at the root of his tongue. He felt that the dog's eyes were much warm and clear. Although it was night, he could clearly see the expressions of everyone. But there was no other abnormality. He thought, could the master lied to me to play? He was going to see his apprentice make a fool of himself. Yes! Isn't it the way that guy teased others like this? Bah! If you want to catch the old man, you must pull out his old tongue.
Chapter completed!