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Volume 1 Black Dog's Adventure

After a long time, I felt a more pungent sour smell coming straight into my nostrils, and I slowly opened my eyes when I was choked. I saw that I was actually lying in the arms of the sloppy old man. The sour smell was emitted from him, and I couldn't help but retching a few times. I wanted to struggle but saw that the strange man seemed to have become a different person, looking at him with a calm and firm look on his face and gently shook his head.

Xiaolian, who was curious about how she fell into the old man's arms, felt a dry and hot thing wandering back and forth on her belly, and the fetus in her belly kept wriggling. When she looked down, she realized that it was the old man's dirty and thin hands that were slim and slim in her dress and rubbing her abdomen.

Although Xiao Lian, who was already a woman, was so aggrieved that she felt so wronged. She was blushing and gritted her teeth and slapped her. The old man quickly pulled back his thin hand. Taking advantage of the old man's moment of stopping his hand, he quickly escaped from his arms.

At this time, Xiaolian was not angry with the monster old man, but she wiped tears at her husband in the number and said, "Liu Dingkui, Liu Dingkui, I watched Xiaolian be played with by others, but she was still indifferent. Are you still a man?" After that, she simply sat in the mud and kicked her feet and cried loudly like a child acting coquettishly, but Liu Dingkui didn't even look at him.

Seeing that the woman was about to cry, the strange old man was at a loss and hurriedly walked up and bent down, covering Xiaolian's mouth with one hand, and whispered on his mouth with the index finger with the other, "I am not intentionally rude to you, but it has a lot to do with the fetus in your belly. Don't cry, I have a way to cure your husband."

Xiaolian sobbed and looked up at the old man, thinking in her heart, "This weird guy was still in the vocabulary just now, why did I wake up dizzy and he was outside the iron gate? Maybe there were some tricks."

"Just don't cry, there are talks about it. Old man, I do have a way to cure that stupid guy, but there is a condition that you can only agree to." After saying that, he grabbed the remaining wine pot of Liu Dingkui and poured it into his mouth. After drinking, he didn't care whether his claws were dirty or not, and reached over to grab the food in the plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

Xiao Lian, who was covered in dirty mud, calmed down and stood up and asked respectfully: "You are serious about what you said? Don't lie to me. As long as it is not a bad request, I can agree to you."

The old man shook his head and muttered, "What are you thinking about, Xiao Ni? My old man is serious, and the requirement is simple. I must worship me as my teacher when you are born."

"But I heard that you are a death lie! I'm afraid you're not waiting for my child to be born, you..." I suddenly thought of something, and I didn't dare to say the rest, for fear of making this weird person angry and leaving.

"You don't have to worry about this. As long as you agree, you can't regret it."

Xiaolian nodded quickly, knelt in front of the old man, and looked at him with anticipation, "If it can be really healed, you are the great benefactor of our whole family. When you go home, you must make an image of the gods according to your style, worship and burn incense every day."

"Bah! Do you really think the old man is dead? Tell you, this little trumpet is so good for me. Go back! Come again in two days, bring a pair of fresh pig heads, a saw, two zhang white silk, and a hundred steel needles when you come." After thinking about it, he felt inappropriate and said, "Forget the saw, I don't think you can bring in. I'll find a way. Remember to bring good wine and good dishes."

When the old man finished speaking, he was about to ask what these things were for, and he heard a voice of open heads in the distance and asked, "Oh! Li Head! Brother thought you were caught in a pink trap and couldn't pull it out? Why did you run over in a panic again? Oh! No! What's wrong with your legs? Why are you walking with your legs?"

"Stop asking, be busy with yours! I have something to do with that old man."

Xiaolian turned her head and saw a man holding a short stick in his hand, pulling his legs with his legs, and walking towards him with his feet, cursing, "You old man, don't give me an explanation today, don't wait until after autumn, I'll give you a bad mood today."

Xiaolian turned around and the old man next to her was no longer there. She looked to the side and the old man had returned to the phone and stomped on the iron gate with his hands. She smiled and waved to herself without any worries, "Let's go, I will take care of that stupid guy, remember what I want."

He packed up the food box on the ground, looked at his husband who turned his back to him, sighed and turned around and left.

The angry Li grabbed the thin neck covered with dirt on his head, and the iron door that was knocking on with a stick in his hand made a bang; "What the hell did you give me?"

"Let me go, I have something to say. I don't always say that the person who has to tie the bell is still necessary. Don't worry, no matter what the matter is, I have my own solution."

After hearing this, Li Tou let go of his hand unwillingly and stared at the old man with his eyes fiercely.

The old man asked, "What? My medicine doesn't work? Did you try it if you haven't taken a pill? Has it gotten longer?"

Lit nodded.

"You're still angry!"

Hearing the old man scolded him, he reached out his hand and grabbed his thin neck again, and roared in tears in his eyes, "Is there anyone who has become so long?"

"Speak slowly, say slowly, who will find a way for you to strangle the old man to death?"

Li Tou thought about it and let go of his hand again. The old man coughed twice and said, "I will definitely not have any problems with my wonderful recipe. Please calm down and tell me slowly."

Li Tou took a few deep breaths and calmed down, saying, "I took one pill when I got home last night. Don't say that thing is ready to move, and soon it really grew half an inch. That night was a pleasure!"

The old man closed his eyes slightly and nodded and said, "What? Then did you eat all the rest?"

Li Tou nodded again. The weirdo glared and said, "My magic medicine is a treasure. I asked you to try it, but you took it all, and then?"

"Then it's a big deal! Then the thing has indeed become longer, as long as the arms." After saying that, he covered his face with one hand and shook his head fiercely, and said, "But it is only as thin as chopsticks, which makes it difficult for me to walk. I have no choice but to wrap it around my legs. Now it's a problem to pee. It used to be a surging river, but it has become a trickle of water now." After saying that, he wiped his tears aggrievedly.

Hearing this, the old man covered his face and said with a smirk: "I can't blame me for this. Who are you greedy and resentful? And what's wrong with the long flow of water?"

"No, this matter is caused by you, you have to be responsible. Otherwise, I will fight hard and never die with you."

The old man thought for a long time and smiled strangely, "There is still a solution, but you have to be hurt."

Li Tou nodded deeply. The old man said again, "You go and put your head away, and then find a pair of scissors." Li Tou looked at the old man in confusion, and heard him say again, "I'm getting old bones, and you're still afraid that I can run away."

Only the neighbor Liu Dingkui murmured: "Beauty is so good, beauty is so good, don't be shy to let me kiss me!" As he said that, he held the portrait and silenced the couple.

Li Tou, who was already angry, was angry and grabbed the short stick and threw it at the lazy guy. He was hitting the lazy guy's back. Liu Dingkui groaned twice in pain, turned his head and glared at Li Tou, then looked at Tuhua and said, "Oh, our intimacy has been discovered. I think that person is jealous when he saw it. Don't be afraid of beauty, Kui'er protects you." After that, he hugged the scroll in his arms.

"I'm so jealous! I'll deal with you later." After that, I dragged my feet out and said to Zhang Tou: "Brother Zhang, I should be on duty today, so you can go back first! I'll find this old man if I have something to do."

Zhang Tou said, "I don't like this old man either. I'll give him a few more questions for me later, but remember, as long as you don't cause any death, everything else will be done." After that, he got up and left.

Li Tou Xunlai scissors came to the front of the account again and asked, "Why do you want to cut off my baby with scissors?"

"What should I do if I don't cut it off? Are you still thinking about the long flow of water? If it's okay, you endure the pain. I have a way to get him back to the past."

"Hey! That's it, then come!"

The old man gestured and asked, "Is this long enough?"

"Let's go longer, oh! By the way, this is just right." As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a click, Li Tou Oh! He jumped up in pain.

"Damn it, don't jump, kid." The old man stretched out his thin hand and spitted on him. He grabbed Li's head with the other hand and wiped it over. The blood stopped and the pain was relieved a lot.

"It's not that long now, but how about it still is so thin!"

The old man bent down and took out a few pills from his shoes again, reached out and handed them over and said, "I originally thought that if you get a roast chicken for the old man, you can give you this pill, but you are so anxious. Don't be greedy this time, one pill is enough."

Li's head picked up a pill and quickly threw it into his mouth and swallowed it.

"Hey! You're so anxious. You'll come in two days before dawn. Remember to bring a razor so that I can carve a head for your baby."

Li Tou walked out with great gratitude, but heard the old man behind him shouting: "I forgot, I forgot, Li Tou remember to make another saw in two days and also need a brazier."

Li Tou sat alone on the ring chair outside the cell and looked at it secretly. What if he said that the pain was not red and bloated at this moment, and there was a vague sign of enlargement.
Chapter completed!
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