Zuo Fei glanced at the old man, and did not talk nonsense to him, and began to conduct a psychological review of him.

"May I have your name?"

"The common name of the deity is Li Er, his courtesy name is Dan, and his courtesy name is Boyang. He is known as Laozi and his Taoist name is Taishang Laojun."

"Where is the home?"

"I am in Ku County, my hometown, and now I live in Tushita Palace."

"Now I'll ask you questions, you must answer honestly."

"Speaking."

"Do you think there are ghosts in the world?"

"A ghost is a man's return, and cannot trust it, cannot be confused, cannot be slandered, cannot be slandered."

Seeing him talking nonstop, Zuo Fei hurriedly asked the next question: "Do you think the earth is round?"

"The world changes, everything moves, and the world is unpredictable. How can the earth be round? There are yin and yang, if it is concave, it is a marsh, and if it is convex, it is a ridge."

"What would you do if someone accidentally stepped on your shoes?"

"I'm not angry at the shoes."

"What would you do if you encounter difficulties and dangers and ask someone for help and that person doesn't want to help you?"

"All it goes."

"What will you do if someone else encounters a problem and asks you for help?"

"Wait for opportunities and do what you can."

"What would you do if there is a murderer who you are meeting?"

"Why kill someone? If you are righteous, you will promote it; if you are evil, you will control it."

"What is your biggest interest?"

"Observe the infinite creation of all things in the world."

“What makes you feel accomplished?”

"Insight into the true meaning of the wonderful method."

"Very good, ask you the last question, what kind of person do you think you are?"

"Ordinary, extraordinary."

Zuo Fei had already made a judgment in his mind. This person was probably crazy because he was crazy when he studied the "Tao Te Ching". It was not easy for him to be old. He said to Li Er, "Old man, have a good rest." Although he was terminally ill, fortunately, it was harmless, which was a blessing in disgrace.

Seeing Zuo Fei leaving, Li Er jumped off the bed, grabbed his sleeve and said, "Wait, I have something to tell you."

Seeing that he was pitiful, Zuo Fei did not refuse: "You said."

Li Er glanced at Xiaoyu, looking like he was eager to speak but stopped.

Zuo Fei immediately understood and turned to Xiaoyu and said, "You can put the file in the warehouse and go back to rest."

Xiaoyu was so sleepy that she was extremely happy when she saw Zuo Fei say this: "Brother Fei, then I'll leave first, see you tomorrow." After she left the door, her footsteps quickly left.

Li Er said: "Do you want to know who I am?"

"think."

"Tell you that my true identity is the ancestor of Taoism, that is, the Laojun of the Supreme One."

Zuo Fei felt a headache and communicating with a mentally ill patient was really a laborious task.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Er's face was longer than a donkey's face. He stroked his hand with his long beard and showed a sad look. He sighed: "Well, let me see the magic weapon I have with me." He said as he turned his hands, he took out a rusty iron ring from his sleeve, and asked Zuo Fei: "You must have seen this thing before?"

“Don’t know.”

Li Er looked as if he was disappointed: "Silly, this is the innate treasure of Vajra, after he recognized the master with blood, his magic power is boundless."

"Bad, you're so powerful, will you still be locked up here?"

"You are! You are not a disciple."

"You'd better take a rest."

"Don't leave, I'll tell you a secret."

"I don't want to listen."

Li Er pulled Zuo Fei and refused to let go: "If you don't listen, you have to listen! I tell you, the thousand-year-old catastrophe has arrived, and the three realms will be in chaos. At that time, demons on earth will be rampant and creatures will be devastated."

"Haha, then you came down to earth to save the people?"

"No, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky have been involved in the catastrophe. Those who have low cultivation have already fallen. I have forcibly broken through the boundaries and turned to the mortal world. The magical powers of Taoism have been destroyed. Do you understand now?"

"I understand, your mental illness is aggravated."

"How can I say you can believe it?"

"Don't use this little trick to fool me. I am an angel in white with noble character and firm will. My IQ is comparable to Einstein. Can you deceive me?"

"I don't care what you like to talk about, in short, you have to find someone for me, and only he can save the three realms."

"You're fine."

"I'm not kidding." Li Er said as he pinched his fingers and calculated: "No, there will be strange phenomena in heaven and earth tomorrow."

"Is the sky going to collapse?"

"Of course not. Tomorrow is noon, the sun will turn red and turn into a bloody day."

"Look at what you can do, have the scientists said? Stay wherever you cool down."

Zuo Fei couldn't stand this mentally retarded, so he threw away his sleeve and snatched the door and locked it up in a few seconds. No matter how Li Er cursed in the room, he pretended not to hear it, like the autumn wind passing by the donkey ear - not leaving any trace!

Back at the single apartment, Zuo Fei took a shower, ordered a midnight snack, turned on the TV boredly, and tilted on the sofa. After being tired for a day, his feet were almost bubbled and he was too lazy to move. He changed more than ten channels in a row, all of which were soap operas. Finally, he actually watched "Myth Observation" of the legal channel. The host was still so serious and said seriously: "Behind all this, is it the decay of morality or the distortion of human nature? Please follow the reporter's report to enter today's observation."

But after watching for a long time, it turned out to be an awkward, and Zuo Fei almost laughed angry.

He changed a channel casually, and the result was a replay of the animal world. A familiar voice sounded: "Spring is here, everything is reviving, the grassland is green, and it is the season for animals to mate again."

Then, there are some tigers, lions, leopards, and bisons chasing each other, as well as some indescribable scenes.

But Zuo Fei was so interested in watching it. He was so single for a long time. He felt beautiful when he saw the animal's face.

Suddenly, a sizzling electric current sound came from the TV, and the signal was cut off immediately.

“It’s really a disappointment.”

Zuo Fei debugged several times but failed and called the cable TV toll station, but well, he couldn't even dial the phone.

When he looked, he found that the phone had no signal at all.

"It's really a hell."

Dongdongdongdongdong

Suddenly, a sudden burst of knocking on the door scared Zuo Fei and saw from Mao's eyes that it was the food deliveryman.

Until Zuo Fei finished his midnight snack, the TV signal was not restored, and his phone was even more frustrated. Just when he was glad that he had not cut off the power, the power was also cut off. It seemed that all the unlucky things were rushed together.

Zuo Fei felt something was wrong.

He turned on the faucet in advance and filled all the containers that could hold water with water. He had just filled the toothbrush tank to wash, and then the water was cut off.

"Thank you, I have the foresight."

Zuo Fei was satisfied with his ability to move. After washing up, he hid in the quilt. In order to save electricity, he could only read novels.

The next day, when Zuo Fei woke up, he found that his phone was pressed under his neck, and he didn't know when he fell asleep. For the n1st time, he reminded himself that he could not play with his phone any longer before going to bed, because the radiation was too severe. Of course, he just thought about it this way, because he couldn't control himself at all, and he didn't read novels before going to bed, so he couldn't sleep at all.

Compared to that little radiation, Zuo Fei believes from a medical perspective that insomnia is more harmful, and he doesn't want to be bald.

Zuo Fei arrived at the madhouse on time and met Yang Ren at the sign-in place. He was wearing myopic glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle. His fat body was erect and his beard was unshaven. The most eye-catching thing was that his hair was already bald as the Mediterranean. Although he tried his best to comb the hair on both sides into the middle, he could not hide the truth about his baldness.

Yang Ren is a nurse in Tianzi District. At first glance, it makes people think that he is in his forties or fifties, but his real age is only 22 years old. No matter who sees it, he cannot believe that he is the same age as Zuo Fei. Standing together, it seems like an elderly uncle and a young and handsome nephew.

Of course, Yang Ren's ability is unquestionable. He came here to work after graduating from a technical secondary school.

He became bald and stronger.

Yang Ren was not serious at first, but he still squeezed out a smile: "Here you come."

Zuo Fei nodded: "Yeah, here you come."

At this time, Xiaoyu ran over panting. After many days of contact, Zuo Fei was no longer surprised. She had to come to the city every day. I heard that she would get up on time at three o'clock and couldn't move. She was not only beautiful and generous, but also had a good figure, but she was a little timid.

Xiaoyu asked, "Brother Fei, is your home power and water outage shut down?"

Zuo Fei said: "Stop, are you there too?"

Xiaoyu's pretty face turned slightly red, and he nodded repeatedly while wiping his sweat with a handkerchief (yes).

Yang Ren opened his mouth and then said, "It seems that the whole city has stopped, I don't know what's going on."

Zuo Fei was puzzled: "It's okay for one or two days. After a long time, I'm afraid the whole city will be paralyzed."
Chapter completed!