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Chapter 34, Toxic

Zuo Fei glanced at the tricks that the old blind man was carrying on the bamboo pole, which read: I, Pi, Old Immortal, will keep you safe, good at fortune telling, Feng Shui, Yin and Yang, tombs and ghosts, etc., you are a miserable man, don’t worry, the old Immortal is just for you, not for fame and fortune, but for money, just because the world is too leisurely

Seeing that Old Fairy Pi praised him, Zuo Fei just laughed, and the Daozu didn't even say anything. What can you do with an old talisman? Of course, for the snake demon's inner alchemy with the purple palace realm, he had to endure it, pretend to be thirsty for knowledge, and asked the old blind man: "Old Fairy, then look, how is my marriage?"

"Marriage, the small answer is thirty yuan, the big answer is 50 yuan, pay the money first, then calculate it."

Zuo Fei grinned, what a big deal? Do you think it's a big deal? But it's not easy to have an attack, so he had to pinch his nose and pay thirty dollars. He heard that the old charlatan was in vain.

"Oh, you were the most wise and saint in your previous life. Because of a bad fate, your life fell in the south of Tiannan. In this life, you have a love relationship with a woman in your past life. The relationship entanglement is like the nine-curved Yellow River, with twists and turns. The heart is like a double silk mesh, with thousands of knots in it. It is difficult to break the love, the mind is difficult to stop, the sea is gone, the rocks are rotten, the real man, the blood is loyal, the true hero, the beauty is weak, it is easy to wither, the touching heart, the world is rare."

Zuo Fei was also impressed. The old blind man's mouth was like a flood breaking the dam, and it poured thousands of miles, as if he was pouring beans. And his feelings were sincere and touching. If he hadn't seen him killing white radish for a woman to break the disaster, he would have believed it.

Old Xian Pi changed the subject: "But it doesn't matter, I can kill the love disaster."

Zuo Fei didn't believe it at all. He smiled and said, "I am Tiansha Guxing. I have given up. Your pendants are good, how can I sell them?"

Pi Laoxian sighed and said, "What a pity, okay, you want pendants? You can choose whatever you want. They are all bright. Not only can they ward off evil spirits, but they can also be lucky and get promoted and wealth. But the speed is slower. You might as well stop the blocks from the love disaster. Well, Jade Guanyin thirty-five, Pixiu 63, and Fire Qilin 87 are all jumping off the building and vomiting blood for sale. The emperor goes to court and sits to the end, and it is not a bad price."

Zuo Fei picked up a jade rabbit necklace and asked, "How much does this cost?"

"Oh, you are so sensible. The Jade Rabbit rises eastward, the Toad Palace wins glory, Chang'e looks back, and the immortal guides the way, only ninety-nine."

Zuo Fei stretched out five fingers.

"Young man, don't be too greedy. This is Kunlun white jade, priceless, how can you kill half the price?"

"No, no, you misunderstood, I mean five."

Pi Laoxian was so angry that he didn't say anything: "Are you serious? Oh, seeing that you are so smart, I will reduce the price again. At the cost of starving the whole family to death, I will sell it to you. Sixty-six, sixty-six, sixty-six, no more than less."

"This is an ordinary piece of scraps carved with 3D printing technology. Sixty-six, why don't you grab them?"

Pi Laoxian sneered at the corner of his mouth, and suddenly took out a short knife from his arms, lowered his voice and said, "I am a good-faced Buddha's heart, cut flesh and feed eagles, harming myself and benefiting others, and rob it for you!" He put away the short knife and held up the sunglasses: "Let's do this, it depends on your fate with me, thirty-three, slashing the knife in a random way."

Zuo Fei looked hesitant. He was undecided and seemed to put the jade pendant back. But he gritted his teeth and picked up the red snake inner elixir and said to the old blind man: "Thirty-three, you are cruel, but this red glass ball needs to be put on as a bonus."

"Young man, your appetite is too big, right? This is not a glass ball, but a relics of the Blood Buddha of Rakshasa Kingdom. If you are OK, just treat it as a gift to someone with destiny, give it money."

Zuo Fei ignored his nonsense and even said that the inner alchemy was a relic with red mouth and white teeth. It was really yours. He took out thirty from his wallet and handed it to the old blind man, and smiled slightly: "If you don't have change, just give me a favor."

"I"

Old Xian Pi was really vomiting blood, and he was wasting a lot of saliva. The price of this jade pendant was 30. He wanted to make three hard money, but when he met such a difficult-to-shave owner, he had been in trouble for eight lifetimes. He thought he was also wise, but compared with this kid, he was simply a witch. It was the first time he had lost business. But when he thought of having 30,000 yuan from a fat girl before, he felt relieved and comforted himself as losing money and eliminating disasters.

"I'm really misunderstood. I thought he was an honest child. People's hearts are not old these days. Is it easy for me at this age?" He looked at Zuo Fei's back as he looked heartbroken and cursed inwardly. Although the red glass ball was picked up when he was concealing a hare in the woods, it was not worth much, but it was too cheap. This kid wanted to catch up and sell it to other victims at a high price, but the other party had run away and had to give up.

After leaving the old sage, Zuo Fei ran back to his residence, for fear that the other party would see the flaws and even changed the route to work, for fear that he would meet the old sage. In fact, he thought too much and completely overestimated the IQ of Pi Laoxian. Although the other party was so sophisticated and flexible, he could say that the dead were alive, but after all, the body of the mortal body did not have the golden eyes, and he did not think about the direction of the demon pill at all. He did not know its intrinsic value, but just regarded it as an ordinary glass ball.

If I knew the truth, the old blind man would probably shed tears.

The next day, Zuo Fei met Oli, who returned from taking leave in the hospital.

This guy was completely like he was injected with chicken blood, full of energy and couldn't stop. After wiping the table, he went to help the cleaner take out the garbage truck. He also said something in his mouth, which was full of chicken soup, such as: "Why sleep for a long time before death? You will definitely sleep forever after death. As long as you can't die, you will die. There is nothing wrong with it, Oli!!!"

Listen, is this human word?

Moreover, every time you say something, you have to shout your name loudly, which means Ultraman's transformation.

The dean Huang Bo Lao was almost full of fun. Oli gave him one person and did ten people's work, saving a lot of expenses. He also followed the trend and helped him in the fire, and occasionally shook his flags and shouted for him after Oli's back: "Come on, you are the best, Oli!"

Then, the result was that all the people in the hospital, whether they were medical staff or patients, had nightmares, and a little man was roaring in his mind: "Oli, Oli, Oli, Oli"

Zuo Fei just wanted to say - it's poisonous!

Moreover, it is an infinitely divided virus. Whoever listens to it is infected and spreads everywhere is simply mental pollution. For a period of time, Zuo Fei even once doubted whether he had personality schizophrenia.

Lycone has been very motivated recently. He has been very successful in Zhang Fei's ideological education, and he was extremely disdainful of Oli's shouting. He put forward his own policy and his slogan was quite loud: "Ten years of trees, a hundred years of trees, no advertisements, but the efficacy!" Putting forward this view of Oli's tit-for-tat is considered a strong criticism of his slogans.

Of course, this did not affect the enthusiasm given by Oli at all. He still did what he should do and shouted whenever he wanted. It seemed to completely block the voices from the outside world, with a style of "going your own way and letting others talk about it", and the unswerving temperament of the demon king in the world!

However, Dacone was actually shouting slogans, but he didn't know it, and gave Oli a slogan. But he didn't just shout slogans. He did achieve results. Zhang Fei became the first patient to be successfully cured after Zuo Fei arrived in Shambara. All medical staff voted unanimously to pass the approval: Comrade Zhang Fei performed well. He strictly demanded himself, had a strong sense of self-discipline, abide by the law and discipline, loved himself and strengthened himself, cared for the collective, loved labor, sacrificed himself, and contributed to society. After strict assessment by our hospital, he was allowed to be discharged!

After hearing the news, Tang Seng was instantly exploded and rushed to Zuo Fei in anger: "That rash man, is that better than me? I should be the first best candidate to be discharged from the hospital!"
Chapter completed!
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