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Chapter 42, really fragrant

The old man with a bald shoe-tight face glanced at Zuo Fei, closed his eyes and continued to bask in the sun. The old goatee next to him stared at Zuo Fei with a vigilant look and asked unhappy: "We are beggars, you are not blind. Can't you still see if we need help?"

Old guy, that's pretty arrogant!

Zuo Fei was not angry and looked at the old man with a big plate on the left: "May I ask, are you Bian Que?"

"No, no, you recognized the wrong person, I'm Niudan."

The old man with a bald shoe-toed face and the goatee stood up, pulled down the broken shoes on his feet, and was about to throw Zuo Fei.

Zuo Fei hurriedly said, "Three, don't get me wrong, we are destined to..."

As soon as the word "Yuan" was spit out halfway, the old man with a shoe-tight face flew over a broken leather shoe. Zuo Fei skillfully avoided it. Dapanzi's face hurriedly stopped the shoe-tight face and goatee: "Old Li, Xiaohua, let me hear what he said first."

Seeing that the situation was slightly calmed down, Zuo Fei stood still and said, "You all came from ancient times, right?"

The three old men looked at each other and showed a look of shock. Shoehorn face hurriedly said, "Get out, you crazy, you know how to bully our helpless old man."

"Oh, forget it, I recognized the wrong person and planned to arrange food and accommodation for you. It seems that I am too attentive."

"Arranging food and accommodation? Little turkey, don't leave, hey, please stay." Goathu rushed up and grabbed Zuo Fei's arm.

"What does it look like when you pull and pull on the street?"

Shoe horned her face and glared at Goathound: "Be more reserved, you are not a starving ghost!"

Dapanzi walked over and asked with a smile: "Little brother, what do you mean just now?"

Zuo Fei looked around and lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "To be honest, I am a specialist in time travelers. There are already many people who have arranged food and accommodation and also conducted survival training. A large number of people have become self-reliant and have taken root in society."

The large number of people in his mouth was actually Zhang Fei.

The three old beggars gathered together and lowered their heads and whispered, thinking that they could escape Zuo Fei's ears, which was so simple.

"Old Li, what do you think? Could this person be a liar?"

"I don't think it looks like it. The young man is quite energetic. Judging from his appearance, although he is smart, he is not a cunning person."

"Have you heard that someone specializes in cheating beggars, locking them up in a small dark room, and then cutting their organs to sell them?"

"Bian Que, what do you think?"

"I've been starved to death these days. If I can't find a place to stay, I'm afraid I can't survive this winter..."

After a long time, the three of them finally decided.

Shoe-horn said to Zuo Fei: "I must first know your identity and career."

"Medical staff in mental hospitals!"

"Thank you, do you think I'm mentally ill?"

The goatee got angry on the spot.

Zuo Fei hurriedly clasped his fists: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I mean... the three present are all mentally ill."

Bian Que grabbed the goatee: "Don't be angry, listen first!"

"Do you know, what era is now?"

The three of them looked at each other. Although they had experienced these days and adapted to the language and living conditions of this world, they really didn't notice the issue of the times. Besides, they were hungry every day and put on their chests on their backs and couldn't even care about food. So they were still idle to care about other things?

Seeing that the three of them didn't say anything, Zuo Fei continued, "Tell you that it is the 21st century, your thoughts are too old-fashioned and pedantic. If you don't believe me, I will test you."

Goat beard glared: "If you have farts, please let it go."

"May I ask, how many wives can a man marry?"

"One wife and one concubine are the foundation. Three wives and four concubines are more pleasing. The bigger the diamonds you have, the bigger the porcelain work you have. This depends on the family's wealth. The emperor, the third palace, the sixth courtyard, and the seventy-two concubines are not too much."

"Wrong, monogamy, this is a law, and it is a crime to have a wife and a concubine, you know?"

"What is the mistress?"

"No question is allowed! What would you do if your wife steals a man?"

"That's all right. Of course, she was lighted the sky lantern, put her into the water prison, rode a wooden donkey, and sank the bottom of the river..."

"Wrong, all wrong! Even if you are cuckolded, you can only get divorced. Those tortures are the remnants of feudal society."

"Is this too frustrating, right?"

"Don't complain!"

"What would you do if your child was blinded by other children in the school?"

"With an eye for an eye, a tooth for an tooth, who can beat him back?"

"Nothing! A society ruled by law must act according to the law and leave it to the police officers, and they will handle it fairly."

"Then my child will be in vain?"

"The court will naturally make a fair ruling and give you corresponding compensation."

"This is even more frustrating."

Zuo Fei glanced at the three of them: "Now, do you still think you are fine?"

Bian Que looked at his shoes and asked, "Xiaohua, do you understand the rules of this world?"

Shoe-horn said, "I don't understand it very much. No matter what rules it is, it will ultimately depend on the unspoken rules. Do you think this is the reason?"

Goatee nodded in agreement: "Not bad!"

"I am so disappointed that you three are not good at it. This is to be openly an enemy of the people."

Zuo Fei looked like he was disappointed.

Bian Que said: "You should first talk about whether it is true to control food and accommodation."

"I guarantee it with my life!"

"Then you swear!"

"I……"

Zuo Fei couldn't resist and had to swear to the sky: "The emperor is above, the thick soil is below, if there is any false statement, the sky will be struck by thunder..."

"If I don't go, I, Li Shizhen, will not eat you even if I starve to death and jump from the bridge."

The goatee's old man was very arrogant.

It turns out that he is Li Shizhen!

Haha, I will save you, I will warn you to wait for you.

"I, Hua Tuo, please agree!"

The shoehorn face turned out to be Hua Tuo, and he supported Li Shizhen very much.

At this time, a handsome guy rode his car slowly by: "Brown sugar cakes, six for ten yuan, delicious, amazing!!!"

"Brother, wait a minute, I want cake."

"Okay, my cake is delicious, amazing, how much does it cost?"

"It's good if it's ten yuan."

"Okay!"

The handsome boy cut six steaming brown sugar cakes, put them in plastic bags and handed them to Zuo Fei.

"This is my business card. Next time I eat cake, call, and deliver the goods to my home."

The handsome boy rode his bike and left with a long string of white air.

Bian Que stared at the cake in Zuo Fei's hand and swallowed.

"Mr. Bian Que, you can have one first!"

Zuo Fei handed over a piece of brown sugar cake.

Bian Que quickly took it, ate one-third of it, choking and rolled his eyes, and said in a hot air: "It's good... delicious!"

Seeing this, Hua Tuo and Li Shizhen were still stubborn, but their saliva was already flooding and their Adam's apple kept rolling.

Hua Tuo couldn't help it: "Little brother, give me one too, I'll try how it tastes."

"Can!"

Hua Tuo held the cake in both hands and took a light bite, saying in a muffled voice: "Sweet, so sweet, the taste is great."

Soon, Bian Que killed two pieces and bought the third piece.

Hua Tuo was holding the second piece and eating it voraciously.

Li Shizhen shook her eyes, stomped her feet, and couldn't help it. She snatched the last piece of cake in Zuo Fei's hand. After eating two bites, she burst into tears in excitement: "Ah, it's so fragrant, it's the feeling of home, it's the taste of mother."

"As a person, you must have a bottom line, a conscience and principles. If you eat my food, even if you agree to go back, don't think about repentance. I'm not easy to mess with, and I will take you back."

Li Shizhen cried and said, "As long as I can eat this kind of delicious food every day, I am willing to stay in a mental hospital for the rest of my life."

Poor old man, look, how hungry are you?

"You two, are you willing?"

Hua Tuo hurriedly said, "I'm willing, I'm so willing, 100,000 people are willing! However, we still have two companions, and I don't know if your hospital will accept it..."
Chapter completed!
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