Chapter 992 Five Elements Countercurrent (1)
After Lin Ping left in a daze, Wu Zhuoyi came to Chen He's computer and found that he was opening a software.
"When did you make this thing again? No wonder you told me that you should sit in the Central Army tent, and it turns out that you already have a clear idea in your heart."
"Then why are you doing this set of test questions? Isn't it clear at a glance just by entering the applicant's name into this software?"
Chen He smiled, "I'll answer your first question first. This software was not created by me, but I met a fierce man when I went out and found me. Of course, the information inside was sent by me to investigate in advance. I planned to promote this software. Each hospital has one. In this way, those doctors with bad records will have nowhere to hide."
Wu Zhuoyi nodded. This method is indeed good. There are always some wonderful ideas in this guy's mind, but it is very useful.
"Answer your second question, as for why I didn't screen them one by one, it's because I don't want to see the bloody reality, which will hurt my confidence."
What is written in the novel is far less cruel than reality, especially the corruption of the medical system, which is already difficult to recover.
It is not that easy for Chen He to clear the origin and trace the origin.
"As for the third question, why do I still have to ask if my test questions are practical or not, and secondly, it is purely for showing off."
Wu Zhuoyi rolled her eyes and almost fainted from anger.
After verification, Wu Zhuoyi was also full of confidence in Chen He's test paper. He was completely excited by the candidates' taste and adopted a one-vote veto system.
In the afternoon, Chen He sneaked out quietly and ran to Qifengtang. He wanted to hide in the office and sleep for a while, when Lan Dong saw him coming, he immediately grabbed him, as if he was afraid that he would run away.
"You finally came. I was about to call you. I encountered a difficult patient here. He Tian and I have seen it, and there is nothing we can do."
Chen He gently shook his hand, "You have a girlfriend now, so don't hang out with me. If Zhao Xue discovers it, you would think we have something."
After returning from Qiyang Mountain District, Lan Dong and Zhao Xue officially confirmed their relationship.
Chen He also used his relationship to transfer Zhao Xue to Qifengtang.
After being with Zhao Xue, Lan Dong became much more naughty than before.
"After all you want, you are the owner of the library. Is it too dirty to think about this all day long?"
"It depends on how you think. If you are not dirty, no matter what I say, you will not think about that. Therefore, it is proved that you are also a dirty person, and a sulky and dirty person."
He Tian didn't know where he came out. He heard Chen He say this and laughed loudly, "I seriously agree. Lan Dong is just a slutty guy. Chen He, you don't know. I was driven crazy by the couple these two days. It's okay if they both get flirting with each other during their working hours, but they actually turned to me in front of me. Do you think this is not a single dog like me, and there is no way to survive?"
Chen He patted his shoulder, "There is no way, who made you a single dog?"
"Is there anyone who is like you as a leader? If you do this, I will change jobs."
"Yes, but with my current status, I want to see who dares to dig my corner."
"You are ruthless, okay, let's stop talking nonsense, they are still waiting."
The three of them came to the clinic and Chen He found that there was an old man inside.
"Uncle, where are you feeling uncomfortable?"
When the old man saw that another strange young man came, he was so scared that he quickly stood up and hid aside.
"Didn't I tell you that my illness is too embarrassing. The fewer people know, the better. Why did you find another person to come over?"
Lan Dong hurried forward to comfort him, "Old man, listen to my explanation. This is not an outsider. He is the owner of our Qifeng Hall. We have no choice but to ask our owner to take action."
The old man turned his head to look at Chen He, "Can he be so young?"
Chen He smiled faintly, "Old man, can I do it? You have to give me a chance to prove it. Please sit down."
The old man sat down again, kept his head down, not daring to look at Chen He's face.
Lan Dong whispered: "This old man has a strange disease, his belly is getting bigger and bigger day by day, and according to what he said, there seems to be a small foot in his belly kicking him, just like... it's like he's pregnant."
When the old man heard what he said, his head lowered even lower.
"Stop talking, I'm going to die now."
Chen He nodded, "Old man, let me take your pulse."
After taking the pulse, Chen He took out the stethoscope and put it on the old man's belly. His stomach was indeed very big, and it was rumbling inside, accompanied by pain.
From a characteristic point of view, it is indeed exactly the same as the symptoms of pregnant women when they are pregnant.
But it is impossible for men to get pregnant.
"Chen He, what's going on? We did a lot of examinations and confirmed that there were no children inside, but they were unable to explain and could not be cured."
Chen He did not answer him, but asked the old man.
"Uncle, do you like drinking water very much?"
The old man shook his head, "I don't like drinking water. Sometimes I can't drink a sip of water a day, but I don't know what happened recently. I always feel thirsty and I have to drink a few large bottles of water every day."
"Doctor, do you want to say that my stomach is supported by water? How is this possible?"
"Then how are you urinating?"
"This is the weirdest place I'm going to say. I drink so much water, but I can't go to the bathroom once a day."
Chen He looked back at Lan Dong, "You haven't checked the old man's prostate?"
"I've checked it. Although the old man's prostate is not good, it's normal for him to have this condition at his age. But not everyone has such a big stomach, let alone, what's going on with the pain?"
"It's actually very simple. His symptoms are caused by drinking too much water, and the five elements are countercurrent, so he feels pregnant."
Lan Dong and He Tian looked at each other, "The Five Elements Against the Current? Why have we never heard of it?"
When the doctors in Qifeng Hall heard that a strange patient had come, they all rushed over.
The old man was quite shy at first, but Chen He said in public that he was just suffering from a disease, not a pregnancy, which made him feel relieved.
This disease is indeed quite special, and there are many things worth discussing. After asking for advice from the old man, Chen He held a temporary exchange meeting during the lunch break.
Chen He stood at the front of the conference room, "Each organ of the human body has its own attributes, which conforms to the theory of the five elements. I don't need to say much about this, you know it."
"The five elements are gradually progressing in a certain order, forming the basis for the human body's movement."
"But if the five elements are disordered, various problems will arise in the human body."
"And this old man is even more in the five elements countercurrent, which is equivalent to a 180-degree turn in everything. To be more blunt, you were a man before, and once the five elements countercurrent occurs, you may become a woman."
"That's why, the old man now has symptoms similar to pregnancy."
There was an uproar at the scene. Although everyone is a Chinese medicine practitioner and knows the theory of the five elements, they have never heard of the five elements against the current.
Chapter completed!