Chapter 335 teasing(1/2)
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There are no waves from the ancient well.
Feeling high-spirited.
And then to the end it’s like mourning one’s heir.
Fan Chong's eyes were like dead fish, and he sat motionless under the corridor. Apparently he was still stuck in yesterday's card game. It was obviously a huge deck of cards, so why did he blow up?
Pay three for one!
Especially after blowing up Hu, facing the three hands stretched out in front of him, he shouted aggressively: "Give me money!"
Fan Chong suddenly fainted. He couldn't understand why it was obviously a sign of getting rich, but in the end it turned into a losing business. Not only that, it was money that he couldn't afford to lose.
one day.
Two days.
This is the third day.
Li Yun looked at Fan Chong's lonely back like a lost dog, and worriedly asked: "He won't hang himself, right?"
If he really forced someone to death, his crime would be huge. Besides, Fan Chong is not an enemy, and it can't even be considered a feud. After all, he is still a disciple with some connections in his sect. He really wants to harm someone.
After a setback, wouldn't it be true that these few of them have committed a heinous crime?
Li Kui said decisively: "No, but if this guy can't turn a corner and continues like this, I'm afraid he will fail in the provincial examination." Li Kui was convinced of Fan Chong's knowledge. Among the elites from aristocratic families, who is not amazing in talent and learning?
Talent? And Fan Chong is the best among them. If the imperial examination is delayed because of this shameless joke, the problem will be serious.
Of course Li Kui was not afraid of Fan Chong's revenge, but the problem was that if he stabbed Su Shi, he would not be able to speak clearly even if his whole body was covered with mouths!
So the disciple Ruan Xiaoer was assigned to look after Fan Chong and told the boy: "Be careful of your teacher being confused."
"Teacher, he is not very old, how could he be confused?"
Li Kui sighed and said, "Whenever you get stuck, like falling into a river or something, remember to save someone."
"Don't worry." Although Ruan Xiaoer is a bit stupid, he is not stupid either. He also saw something strange about Fan Chong. He seemed to have lost his soul and was in a trance all day long: "If the teacher can't think about it, I will slap him with my big mouth."
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After saying that, he seemed to feel some traces of bullying his master and destroying his ancestors. Ruan Xiaoer immediately explained: "Master, if people in our village faint from choking on water, they will use this method."
Li Kui saw that Ruan Xiaoer said he had a nose and eyes, so he let him go. Although he had a better way.
It's also to blame that Fan Chong has a poor ability to withstand setbacks.
As for his bad luck, Li Yun forgot about it as soon as he slept.
Gao Qiu can forget about it as soon as he leaves the card table.
As for Li Kui, if he could deceive him like this, he would have flipped the table over and hit the opponent's face with a fist as big as a bowl. Not only would he get back the money he lost, but he would also make some money.
Of course, today's Li Kui despises the money of three melons and two dates, so he will not be so tasteless. But if he is really pressed, his business of making wealth is basically learned from the criminal law of the Song Dynasty.
I rarely think about serious business.
First of all, serious business is troublesome. If someone does errands for him, he doesn't mind giving ideas and thinking of ideas. But if he is asked to do errands himself, he loses interest.
Secondly, if you do serious business and do small business, you won’t make money. Big business relies on connections and power. If he has these, if he doesn’t look for big business, big business will come to him. But if he has no power and power, doing big business will also be a waste of money.
People make wedding dresses.
Li Kui is not used to the idea of working hard by himself to help others make a lot of money.
New Year is approaching.
The celebration of the Winter Solstice has just passed, and after the suburban sacrifice, it is the Dragon Festival, the emperor's birthday. Just after this festival, the Song Dynasty has to prepare anxiously for the New Year's celebration, New Year's Day, which is the most important in the minds of millions of Tokyo residents.
One of the festivals - Guanpu Festival.
In the past few days, Huang Tingjian has also come back extremely late.
Sometimes they come back smelling of alcohol.
Don't worry about the old man, just let Ruan Xiaoer go out with Huang Tingjian after Fan Chong's mood has stabilized a bit, so that someone can take care of him when he comes back.
It’s New Year’s Eve in a few days, and before New Year’s Eve, the palace has to prepare the Great Nuo Ceremony, which is a ghost-exorcism ritual passed down during the period of Dayu’s flood control. Wearing a mask and imitating Dayu’s walking style, in order to drive away ghosts.
The purpose of getting rid of bad luck. The steps that witches walk are called Nuo steps. It is said that King Yu walked like this. He looked like a crab, moving and jumping. Normal people don't walk like this. It is said that it was because Yu had to soak his feet for a long time when he was controlling floods.
In the water, my feet were broken, so I walked like this.
It is said that it has a nose and eyes, making it difficult for people to distinguish between true and false.
But normal people know that even if their feet are sick, they still can't walk in this unreliable and unreliable way.
(King Yu really wants to entrust his dream to these unworthy descendants. You can respect me, but you can't ruin my reputation.)
Next, there will be a big drama, which will be played by all the senior generals of the Dianqian Division - the drama of Zhong Kui marrying his sister and Zhong Kui eating ghosts. The tallest and ugliest one will play Zhong Kui...
Find a palace maid to dress up as Zhong Kui's sister, and perform two dramas involving everyone in the forbidden palace: Zhong Kui's descent from the mountain, and Zhong Kui's marriage to his sister.
It has to be said that in the twelfth lunar month, both the palace and the streets are filled with a strong festive atmosphere.
The twenty-fourth day of the twelfth lunar month.
This is also the last court meeting in the ninth year of Yuanyou in the Song Dynasty, and the last use of the title Yuanyou. After New Year's Day, the Song Dynasty will open a new chapter and enter the Shaosheng era.
Just finished arranging the banquet celebration.
Then arrange the New Year's Day celebration.
The ministers also seemed to have a particularly tacit understanding these days, seeming to have forgotten the life-and-death fights they used to have in the past.
During the Chinese New Year, it would be boring to argue.
The little emperor had just grown up, and was still a pink young man. He sat upright on the dragon chair in the Chui Gong Hall, not daring to be careless in the slightest. In the past, he would feel impatient every time he did it for a moment longer. But now it is very different.
, the curtain that originally used to hang the curtains to listen to the government was removed, and his grandmother's chair was also moved, and he became the real master of the Druid Gong Palace, the master of the Song Dynasty.
Although the court meeting was a bit long and he was quite tired from sitting upright, he was in high spirits.
Thinking that his father, Emperor Shenzong, had to personally participate in every celebration, Zhao Xu felt a little excited.
He rushed from the altar of heaven and earth, palaces and temples to participate in the most solemn blessings of the year. After a busy month, he finally had some free time. He also wanted to relax and participate in the celebration with the people.
He even pretends to be an ordinary person, blends in among the people, and enjoys the experience of being an ordinary person.
When his grandmother was here, Zhao Xu would never dare to have such an idea. But now, above this palace, he is the emperor of the Song Dynasty, and he has the final say.
"My dear friends, how are the preparations for the celebration going?"
"The three days of Guanpu are roughly the same as in previous years."
"I heard that when the late Emperor was here, he participated in celebrations and had fun with the people..."
He originally thought that his wish would be blessed and come true easily. But before he could finish his words, he was rudely interrupted by Su Zhe, the Prime Minister of the Left. Zhao Xu was high up, overlooking the ministers in the hall who did not give him any face.
, my heart was filled with anger.
This Su Che is really stubborn and stubborn. I am no longer the submissive child who can be manipulated casually.
Thinking of this, Zhao Xu became angry and said in a rather unkind tone: "I am already in charge, and I rely on the princes for matters in the court. But when it comes to how to be an emperor and how to be a good emperor, I don't need to listen to your opinions.
, just learn how my father did it."
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The anger accumulated over a long period of time made Zhao Xu lose control of his emotions. His face was distorted by the resentment, like a ball of burning anger, rising into the sky.
Su Zhe was dumbfounded. The emperor was not like this before. He was just making a start. If it was according to the past, the emperor would have made a request, and if any minister refused, he would have backed down. However, now it suddenly broke out, which made him feel
Until the emperor changed, or in other words, the emperor never changed, but successfully used disguise to deceive himself and the other princes.
As the governor of Kaifeng Prefecture, Cai Jing originally stood relatively far away.
There was no way he could squeeze in where the bosses gathered.
However, at this time, he had an opportunity. He left the court of civil servants and said: "I believe that your Majesty has a heart to love the people and should not be criticized, but should be supported."
"Support?" Su Che's temper was not good at all. He raised his eyebrows and pointed at Cai Jing: "Yin Cai, you should know what the scene is like in the capital after the New Year's Day meeting and the sunrise. People are crowded next to each other.
We are standing next to each other, shoulder to shoulder, looking at each other from neck to neck. If your majesty is disturbed, can you bear the responsibility?"
How can Cai Jing be held responsible? Besides, if something happens, he is the governor of Kaifeng Prefecture, so it will all be blamed on him.
He stood up to curry favor with the emperor. After being imprisoned and raised for so many years, he would feel aggrieved. Since he is aggrieved, he needs to be released. Since the emperor has made a request, he should be happy with the people and satisfy the emperor.
.Besides, the emperor didn’t say that he was going to the Daxiangguo Temple to attend a large gathering like the Wanxing Transaction. Even if he was worried about safety, he could just walk across the Jinshui River, right?
"On Guanmo Day, all parts of the capital are lively. You can watch sumo matches and buy Guanmo tickets. Of course, this requires the eunuch to go outside the palace to buy them. What if you win? You can also send someone to claim the prize."
Cai Jing said a lot, and he just planned to take advantage of this rare opportunity to show his face in front of Emperor Zhao Xu.
But Zhao Xu is not interested in these at all. This is simply fooling a child!
Although he is not old, he also knows that sumo wrestling is held in the royal palace and the common people can see it, but they have to be separated by the Jinshui River. Besides, what is so good about sumo wrestling? Two strong men pushed each other,
It's very boring. Even if it's a female sumo wrestler in the palace... forget it, a woman grows into a strong man, even if she wears nothing, she won't be able to attract people.
As for buying Guanpu coupons, the palace used to arrange eunuchs to buy them, and they would win every time, which was no fun at all.
To be continued...