Chapter 242 is really a joke
"Are you going to Japan?" Yun Long asked suddenly.
Yang Meng nodded: "I am a non-staff member and not a civil servant, right? I don't have to do anything to register when I go abroad, right? Damn, if that happens, I will really withdraw from the 'Shenwu'!"
Just as Zhang Qingru was about to speak, Yun Long pushed him directly and interrupted what he wanted to say: "Of course not! Besides, 'Seventeen' will accompany you."
Yang Meng said in confusion: "I said to Old Man Yunlong, if you asked Zhang Qingru to accompany me like this, your "Shenwu" is so leisurely? Are you his master? Why don't you teach him how to throw him to me? Also, now people call Zhang Qingru not "Shiqi", that's the name given to my father."
At this moment, Long Teng walked out staggeringly: "Master, what happened yesterday?"
Yang Meng waved her hand and said, "Are you awake?"
Long Teng nodded and said, "Are you busy with farm work outside early in the morning? Isn't it cold?"
"You're really a little cold!" Yang Meng said.
"How can you not be cold when you wear so little?" Long Teng's eyes widened.
Yang Meng widened her eyes: "It's not that my room is occupied by your sister! My wardrobe is there, how can I get my clothes? My clothes were torn to pieces by your sister yesterday!"
"My sister is in your room? Your clothes were torn to pieces by my sister? What did you do yesterday?" Long Teng's eyes widened.
Yang Meng snorted coldly: "Wait for the madman to tell you, I will warn you first, the madman will have the heart to kill you now."
"Why?" Long Teng asked in confusion.
Yang Meng waved his hand: "Let him tell you by himself."
What can he say? Tell you that yesterday I almost let Ling Feng have a chrysanthemum with his ass hurt? Then Ling Feng gave you a 'strong man lock'?
Just wait for Ling Feng to deal with you!
Long Teng was confused, and Yang Meng said to Yun Long: "Okay, don't stand here, go back and sit down. By the way, are you getting your dirt burn? My dad is addicted to drinking it!"
Yun Long said: "I'm too anxious this time, let's talk about it next time! That's the other and I... Zhang Qingru went there to check it out."
"Okay, there's no breakfast for you!" Yang Meng said: "Long Teng, what should I eat for breakfast?"
Seeing Yang Meng return to the room, Zhang Qingru asked Yun Long directly: "Master, you just said that Yang Meng does not need to register and review when leaving the country? This does not comply with the rules, right? Everyone in the Shenwu 'Fourth Group', including his family, must strictly review it if they want to leave the country, right? What if some inheritance leaks?"
Yun Long glared at Zhang Qingru: "Why are you so stupid? You can't even understand the meaning of this? The inheritance leaks? Who is it? Their own family? Besides, what did Yang Meng say just now? "Respect ghosts and gods and stay away from them"? Who is our "Shenwu" to deal with, he is clear about these things in his heart! He must know something we don't know! Besides, where is he going? Japan! Do you still remember the conflict caused by Su Jianming Zun last time? Now Yang Meng has disturbed the Balkan Kingdom of God, and the Balkan Kingdom of God and the Japanese Shintoism are now fighting to the point of blood. Yang Meng goes to Japan, and neither the Shintoism nor the Japanese Balkan Kingdom of God will let him go."
Zhang Qingru widened her eyes: "Then how could you let him go? And let me accompany you?"
Yunlong sighed and said, "How did I teach you such a stupid disciple? Why did you release Monotios at that time? Isn't it just to lead the people from the Balkan Kingdom? Now, let Yang Meng do this directly, disrupting all our deployments!"
Zhang Qingru asked in confusion: "Isn't this a bad thing?"
Yunlong glared at him: "You know what a fool! This is a good thing!"
"Good thing?" Zhang Qingru became even more confused.
Yunlong nodded and said, "Of course it's a good thing! It turns out that the people from the Balkan Kingdom come over like stones falling into the sea, and the mice running into the rice warehouse. We don't know where to find them. Now, Yang Meng has cleaned up Phelotes. The people from the Balkan Kingdom are very revengeful! If they come back, they will definitely give priority to Yang Meng's trouble. Where should we find such a good warning device?"
Zhang Qingru took a breath: "Master, we can't do this! What if the people from the Balkan Kingdom of Gods ask for trouble for Yang Meng's family? The result of Yang Meng's crazy can be more terrifying than you think."
Yunlong grinned: "Do you think I didn't think about it? Guess who is responsible for the Shenwu things in Handong City now?"
"Isn't it Brother Jiu?" Zhang Qingru asked back.
Yunlong shook his head: "Lao Jiu is dealing with the open matter, and the real responsibility for the seventh group is Group 7. Now the seventh group is in Handong City. With Yang Meng, the warning device, they don't have to run around, including your second senior brother, who will come here. Don't worry about Yang Meng's family, let alone Phelotes, even Nix is not afraid! Wouldn't let him attract all the enemies?"
Zhang Qingru blinked, not knowing what to say.
"You said that my senior brother is here too?" he asked.
Yunlong snorted coldly, "You naughty guys, what do you tell the third brother about the last time Azan in Black came? After this guy found out, he secretly ran over to kill more than 400 Azan in Black, which almost caused an international dispute! Now he is in a lockdown at the headquarters! What do you think if you are going to work for them to come and be a teacher in school the next day?"
Zhang Qingru suddenly asked, "Sister is here?"
Yunlong's expression suddenly became ugly: "Don't mention that idiot!"
Zhang Qingru blinked: "She has escaped again?"
"I'm really afraid that she will cause trouble again! I can't stand it anymore! Why do everyone in the "Shenwu" have to register for going abroad? It's the rules set for these bastards!" Yun Long said angrily.
"But she never abides by the rules you set, right?" Zhang Qingru muttered.
Yun Long slapped Zhang Qingru on the head: "Shut up. It seems that you can't do it if you don't practice seriously! Let's go up the mountain quickly!"
After hearing this, Zhang Qingru opened her mouth wide: "Master, you are taking revenge on your own!"
He couldn't stop talking here, and Long Teng in Yang Meng's room also had a dumbfounded expression.
"Master, aren't you teasing me? Is this true?" Long Teng asked.
Yang Meng took out his phone and flipped through it: "Ah, I found it! Look, the photo of the 'Strong Man Locking Man', Oh, it was so eye-catching at that time. You hugged the madman and chewed it. It was not enough to just chew it. You also had to strip naked. No, it was inaccurate to say that it was stripping naked. It was tearing! You didn't look like a human at that time, just a beast! If it weren't for the madman who had the habit of carrying handcuffs with him, he would definitely let you have sex now! Oh, I knew you didn't believe it, and I took a photo specifically. Look, you were handcuffed to the heating... Tsk tsk, you can't tell that you still have the habit of shaving hair? The little brother is very clean." Although Long Teng was already handcuffed to the heating pipe when Yang Meng passed by, he didn't see what happened, but this did not delay him making it with a nose and eye. Anyway, how did Long Teng nervous? How did he do it?
Of course, how do you tease someone? How do you do it?
"Why did you still take a picture?" Long Teng widened his eyes and reached out to grab Yang Meng's phone.
"Brother, this is all learned from your sister! Why are you not in a hurry when your sister took my photos? Why are you in a hurry when I took your photos now?" Yang Meng said with a smile.
Long Teng quickly deleted the photo: "Master, if such photos leak out, my image will be completely ruined!"
Yang Meng was not nervous, "It's okay, delete it, delete it, anyway, I've uploaded it to the computer."
"Upload to the computer?" Long Teng looked disbelieving: "Master, can you upload the computer?"
Yang Meng blinked: "Okay, I really can't! Your sister scared me so much at that time... Humph, the photo was deleted. Now I'm thinking about what happens when you see a madman?"
Long Teng covered his face: "Master, why are you and the madman okay?"
Yang Meng was stunned: "We have an antidote. I gave you a medicine to understand and then stopped."
"Oh." Long Teng said: "Then my sister..."
"She's situation is similar to yours, but I'm much more powerful than a madman." Yang Meng said with a proud look: "I knocked your sister out of nowhere!"
Long Teng looked dark: "Master, you say that lobsters are single by strength all day long. I think you are really single by strength, okay? Why are you so proud of yourself? My sister is so cute, you knocked her out like that?"
"What should I do? Let your sister molest my pure body? Defiling my pure body?" Yang Meng waved her hand.
Long Teng suspected that there was something wrong with his hearing: "Master, what did you say?"
Yang Meng exaggeratedly said, "To be honest, your sister's condition was even more terrifying than you at that time! I see that your family has the potential of beasts! You see, all the things on me were scratched by your sister. Oh my go, now I think my scalp is numb. I think only by shaking m can you like the West Chamber."
Long Teng blinked: "Master, are you telling the truth? Then isn't my sister adorable?"
Yang Meng looked at Long Teng and asked in confusion: "Long Teng, what's wrong with your eyes?"
Long Teng explained: "Uh, my eyes are a little dry after sleeping for a long time."
"Oh." Yang Meng didn't care, but held her chin and said, "How to say, the west wing is beautiful, but she looks like a little monster in Ultraman every day. In her eyes, men are not as good as her. She is better than men in everything. When she wants to molest me, she has to use a female lead...Oh!"
He turned around and saw Long Xixiang standing behind him: "Uh, Xixiang, when did you come here?"
"When you said I want to defile your pure body!" Long Xixiang sneered.
Yang Meng smiled dryly and said, "That's a joke, a joke!" After that, he turned his head and looked at Long Teng: "Why didn't you tell me that your sister is here?"
"I told you, I blinked at you!"
Chapter completed!