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Chapter 336 Dissatisfied

"Hey! Comrade Lao He! What did you eat?" Yang Meng covered her nose and fanned her on the plane.

He Changsheng was confused: "What's wrong with me?" He also frowned after he finished speaking. Why did this smell smell like a foul? As a result, when he tilted his head, everyone was looking at him.

"I didn't let it go!" He Changsheng defended.

But so many eyes were staring at him, his explanation was pale and powerless.

Yang Meng sighed: "Forget it, Lao He, I won't say anything about you, after all, you don't want to. Pay attention in the future, if you really can't hold it in, go to the bathroom. After all, the space in the plane is closed, and it's really bad for you to affect everyone like this. I heard that such an incident happened on a plane in the Netherlands back then. Because a passenger kept farting, the conflict broke out, and the plane finally took away a lot of people."

Di Wei, who was sitting beside him, said, "Master, you can't blame Lao He for this. In fact, this is a physiological phenomenon called 'high-altitude bloating reaction', abbreviated as 'hafe'. Some people have system problems and the air in the intestines expands due to changes in air pressure, so they need to be released by farting. In fact, many people have this problem, and holding farts is not good for the body. If holding farts for a long time, it is easy to cause colon diverticulosis. He is so old, you should understand it."

Yang Meng nodded: "Forget it, I'm unlucky. Who asked me to sit next to him?"

He Changsheng murmured, "It's not my fart..."

"Okay, okay, we don't blame you. No need to explain." Yang Meng waved her hand: "This topic has just been passed!"

And Pan Peiyu suddenly blinked and said in a low voice: "Master, is this your fart?"

Yang Meng blushed: "What are you talking about? It's Mr. He! It's not surprising that he can't control his butt when he is old!"

After he finished speaking, a group of people around him looked at He Changsheng. How could these words be ambiguous?

He Changsheng has come back to the spotlight: "Yang Meng, you guys are in trouble, right?"

Yang Meng spread her hands: "Look, why is this person still anxious? We don't blame you anymore."

Di Wei nodded and said, "Indeed, we were on the Russian Airlines plane today, and we drove a little hard. I felt a little uncomfortable when I climbed just now. Mr. He, it's not surprising that you feel uncomfortable."

He Chang was angry and blushed with a thick neck: "I said it wasn't my fart!"

Yang Meng frowned: "Old He, you are the team leader at this meeting. Why are you so irritable? This is not good, okay! I can do it? Can you calm down on the plane for a while? How do you let others think of us like this? It's fine if you embarrass yourself, you can't take us with you, right?"

Pan Peiyu hurriedly said, "Master, Mr. He, forget it, they are all their own people, and no one blames this, just blame the Russian Airlines plane for driving too hard!"

Di Wei said, "Can the Russian Airlines plane not be strong? How can we arrange for us to take this plane?"

He Changsheng came to his senses: "Oh, the surname Yang, I understand. You are not satisfied with this plane, right? But this was arranged by the organizing committee. How do they save money? What can we do?"

Yang Meng, who was touched by a little thought, sighed: "Oh, it's easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it's hard to go from extravagance to frugality!"

Although Yang Meng has taken a few flights, it is either business class or first class. This time they went to Paris under the name of "medical exchange". The tickets were also the responsibility of the conference. Not to mention the economy class, it was still a Russian Airlines plane in order to save money. This made Yang Meng very uncomfortable.

Who gave the fart just now? Of course it was Yang Meng! He had a meal before getting on the plane stewed shrimp with shredded radish, and with what Di Wei said, "hafe" reaction, he farted happily.

The first person who smelled the fart must be the fart himself. This fart made Yang Meng very smelly, so he directly threw the blame on He Changsheng who was sitting beside him.

It is not unreasonable for Pan Peiyu to give the blame to Russian Airlines. Russian Airlines pilots are all "legendary" in civil aviation around the world.

The first thing to be noted is that: Russian Airlines is not an airline, but dozens of companies. However, they are collectively called Russian Airlines by Chinese people. If there is a plane crash over there, no matter which company will be "Russia Airlines crashed again" by the domestic media. This is the result of the lack of bottom line reports by domestic media. The real Russian Airlines refers to "Russia International Airlines", which is the aircraft that Yang Meng is currently riding on.

And there are too many legends about Russian Airlines.

Many people know that the smog in Han Dynasty is serious. Now it has improved a lot after treatment, but at the most serious time, it is not an exaggeration to describe the smog attack as "stretching out your hand but not seeing your five fingers".

When the smog breaks out, most flights will be cancelled or delayed due to poor visibility-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Moreover, people are not only not afraid of smog, but also not even afraid of typhoons!

When Typhoon Chanhong attacked the Magic City, all the planes flying to the local area were cancelled. What about the planes of Russia Airlines? They landed in the storm and rain. It was not too late to land. After the rest, they took off and returned home again under the typhoon. This shows how fierce the planes of Russia Airlines fly!

Of course, this alone cannot explain the problem, because once the smog or typhoon is so strong that the flights are cancelled, Russian Airlines' planes will not be allowed to leave Moscow. The airport will not allow them to land. However, there are not many planes that can take off and land normally in such an environment.

All this is because of how tough Russian Airlines pilots are!

And why are Russian Airlines pilots so fierce?

The reason is very simple. Many of their pilots are retired Tsarist Russian Air Force pilots! And what kind of existence do Tsarist Russian Air Force pilots? The "Babylonian Sea Scalpel" is what they do!

(ps: The Babylonian Sea scalpel incident refers to the Nordic Viking Air Force sending reconnaissance aircraft to encounter a Su-27 fighter jet while conducting reconnaissance missions along the former Su coast. Then they started playing the "hidden cat" with Su-27. Come on, let me go, go, come on, the Su-27 pilot was so angry that because he could not fire, the pilot flew directly to the bottom of the reconnaissance aircraft, and used his vertical tail to directly cut a big hole in one of the Viking reconnaissance aircraft. The reconnaissance aircraft almost crashed, while the Su-27 pilot flew the plane back to the base.)

(Part PS: The Su-27 pilot's glorious deeds are not only this one, but his name is Vasily Simbar. He once directly drove an airplane to expel the Viking spy ship and poured a head of aviation kerosene. Please give me the psychological shadow of the Viking crew at that time.)

Ahem, the above is just a joke. In fact, among the Russian civil aviation pilots, many air force pilots are correct, but they all operate transport planes.

Of course, there are many media in China that are not responsible, and they are all kinds of demonized Russian Airlines planes, such as fake news such as "Russian Airlines Captain Drunk Driving". How is this possible? People also need the permission of the tower to take off before they can take off, and passenger safety will always be the first priority! If Russian Airlines pilots are exposed to alcohol during the flight, then he will not want to touch the plane again in his life! All flights are on the blacklist!

Who would joke about his job?

Many people say that Russian Airlines' planes are dangerous. In fact, there were only three air crashes in the 30th year of its establishment. What is more valuable is that the passenger plane they used was the Tu-154 passenger plane, which was known as the "air coffin", but there was no accident in 19 years! This is where they are awesome. Whether it is the global safety aviation ranking or the comprehensive ranking, they almost surpass any airline in Han. (Safety second only to China Eastern Airlines, and the comprehensive ranking is far superior to domestic airlines)

Why aren’t they late? Because in order to maintain the reputation of high-quality airlines, Russia Airlines has a series of policies that benefit the people, and if it is late, there will be compensation!

Then why can Russian Airlines take off and land in various bad weather? The only reason is that Russian Airlines' pilots are highly skilled!

So why are their level high? The real reason is that Tsarist Russia is a high-latitude country! Various extreme weather is very common. Many places are in a state of storm and snow for most of the year. If they are all grounded like Han Dynasty and it is raining, then their airlines can simply close their doors.

Nowadays, many airports and aircraft are made of advanced electronic equipment, which are used to deal with bad weather. Generally speaking, when landing in China when encountering bad weather, you will not take risks without taking risks. Russian Airlines pilots are more experienced in facing such weather. After all, people often encounter similar weather in their hometowns. People are not surprised by typhoons, blizzards, etc.

It is said that Russian Airlines is cheap, but in fact, the cheapest one is economy class. The first class in business class is not much different from other airlines. The reason is very simple: they do not need to pay too much airspace fees. Their routes to Europe are mostly in their own airspace fees, and the flight vacancy rate will be reduced when transferring, and their country's fuel is cheap. Therefore, naturally air tickets are cheap.

Overall, Russian Airlines is a good airline!

That's what Di Wei thinks: "I say Brother Pan, do you also believe in the words of demonized Russian Airlines online?"

Pan Peiyu pointed at Yang Meng and said, "Then why is the master so dissatisfied with the Russian Airlines plane?"

Yang Meng sighed: "Why else can you do? Of course it's because there is no beautiful lady!"

Di Wei and Pan Peiyu ignored it and laughed.

Well, this is what Russian Airlines is very complaining about: when recruiting flight attendants, what Russian Airlines values ​​is physical, psychological and educational level, and many people also need medical backgrounds. But age doesn’t matter, so there are not many beautiful young ladies and brothers in Russia. They are generally older and have a cold attitude. After all, their ethnic characteristics are there: they talk less and smile less.

Where is the young and beautiful flight attendant lady? Of course it is first class!
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