Chapter 542 The real joke
If you don’t read it, you won’t know that the world is so wonderful! When Yang Meng opened the Internet and found Jack’s father’s information, he opened the door to a new world.
Jack's father's name is Zhang Aiguo, a very contemporary name. Now he has changed his name to John Zhang. Tsk tsk, listen to the English names of these two bad streets.
However, Zhang Aiguo is also capable. He is a serious example of getting into university by relying on his own skills to change his life. He is a pure intellectual.
But there is one problem with this pure intellectual, which is that he has too high self-esteem!
They always feel that they are super-human, and they like to point fingers at other things, are dissatisfied with this and that.
In fact, this is a common problem for ordinary people in the Han Dynasty, especially men in the Han Dynasty. Although they are all ordinary people, what they like to talk about most are national affairs and world facts, and historical allusions in the world. Almost a man in the Han Dynasty can talk about a few words - anyway, he is idle, isn't he?
But this also has the advantage, that is, it can improve people's knowledge by chatting with different people. This shows that the Han people like to make progress in their bones. This is also the foundation of the development of the Han people.
However, when this matter came to the mouth of intellectuals, it became another way.
Generally speaking, intellectuals have social influence, some wrong views can easily resonate, and small things can become big things, especially in those ignorant places.
Look at those war-torn countries, almost all of this is the case: a group of intellectuals take the lead, and a group of ignorant people follow behind the butt, and eventually it turns out that the country is not the nation is not the people.
In fact, such things happened in the Han Dynasty, so the country attached great importance to such situations. Those intellectuals with ill-hearted hearts became much more stable. But now that the Internet has become more developed, they have found a new battlefield, that is, the Internet, and turned into "public knowledge". In their eyes, the country is not good and that is not good. Some masters who live a bad life can find an organization, and these "public knowledge" have become their spiritual idols! They finally found the value of existence.
But these "public intellectuals" are sometimes really a joke.
To give a simple example, when the Han Dynasty popularized high-speed rail, John Zhang made a fuss on the Internet, saying that high-speed rail has radiation and is harmful to the human body!
Some people believe this nonsense, just like the 5g base stations in the corrupt country, there were still many people making trouble at that time. In fact, there were also places to smash base stations in the Han country, and there were ignorant people everywhere. And those who guided these people were all "public intellectuals".
As a result, John Zhang later scolded Xiang, and he calmed down for a while, the construction of high-speed railways in Han Dynasty was underway.
A few years later, the front page title of the Han Guo Official News: The Han Guo High-speed Railway Network radiates across the country, and this patriotism pops up again: Look, I said that this high-speed railway has radiation, and even the official admitted it!
This makes people suspect that he has an IQ problem! Is this stupid?
As a result, this is really not his funny thing. What happened later became his motivation for going abroad!
He didn't know where he heard that his wife's hometown was going to be demolished. He had an idea and then placed the household registration of his twelve relatives in his father-in-law's house.
Later, it was really about to demolish: at that time, the demolition was for the purpose of repairing the subway rather than real estate development. John Zhang asked the demolition department for thirteen houses and 10 million yuan on the grounds that his family had a large household registration!
This demolition was to build a subway, and it was to use taxpayers' money as the demolition fee, so every penny had to be spent to be practical. Zhang Aiguo's lion's big talk shocked the demolition department, so the two sides continued to negotiate, wanting to be cheaper, but at that time, it could not affect the construction period because of him, so they would talk while demolition.
As a result, when it was demolished to his neighbor's house, he began to spread rumors online that the government forced demolition, and as a "public intellectual", he still had a certain influence. Some celebrities spoke for him. So at that time, there were a lot of curses on the Internet, and they all angrily denounced this as a country without "human rights". Many unknown netizens were scolding the streets there.
Even though the government had disclosed that it had temporarily placed the household registration of his twelve relatives there, some people still called him "no human rights" at that time, what happened to people who made some money when demolition was made?
So the country decided to respect his human rights and detoured the subway line. All around him were demolished. It turned out that the demolition areas that were not planned were included in the demolition plan, and his neighbors all became rich.
And what about the John Zhang family? Her father-in-law's house stood there alone, and his family's household registration books filled with relatives of more than ten.
Perhaps the government also felt that his family was a little lonely. After all, there was such a large open space, which was not very elegant and a bit wasteful, so a new crematorium was built there.
This is the real "super rumor spreading is awesome, the whole family's crematorium!"
Does Yang Meng know that this can’t be laughed?
Now Zhang Aiguo cheated his relatives and relatives, and divorced and unemployed, but he couldn't make it anyway.
But such people are very popular in the Star Stripe Kingdom! People like this, so Zhang Aiguo went to the Star Stripe Kingdom and became John Zhang, and took the nationality here.
In fact, he was quite popular in the first two years of his arrival in Stars and Stripes, but after the novelty, he was now marginalized and thrown aside--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Is John Zhang doing well in Stars and Stripes?
Eight words describe: the heart is higher than the sky, life is thinner than paper.
It is not an exaggeration to say that he is "unable to tie a chicken" and he will know how to study in his whole life. In the first two years, someone gave him money to give him a report, telling the story of the "persecution" he suffered in the Han Dynasty, so that the people of the Star and Stripes knew how happy their lives were. At that time, life was still very good. As a result, fewer and fewer people invited him, and fewer and fewer investments were available, and that life was miserable.
Although he divorced, he also brought his son to the Stars and Stripes and asked his son to go to a public school to receive the "happy education" he has always praised.
This Star Stripes Public School is really good, and the ones that are bad are really bad! But what Jack Zhang went there is really bad!
There is no "class teacher" in Stars and Stripes, only "consultants".
If there is a problem with students? The serious discipline problems are the responsibility of the "training director" and the more serious problems are the responsibility of the "school police". For example, what is the problem of not handing over homework and poor test scores? No one cares about it at all!
After Jack Zhang went to that school, he had a good time and had sex! No one cared about it anyway! He didn't learn anything else there, and he learned everything like robbery, drugs, truant school, etc. After staying for a few years, he didn't even master the language. He spoke English as nonsense just now. Now he dropped out of school and was idle all day long. Who said foreigners don't rely on their parents? Those who rely on their parents can go to any country to chew!
But it is impossible to resist the nationality of a star-stripe country. There is never a shortage of women who want to marry foreigners in Han. In comparison, foreign nationality and Han people are more popular: how good is they have the same language and can get foreign nationality?
As a result, Jack Zhang had not married his wife yet, and his father John Zhang first married a wife! And this wife was younger than his son, and she was his original student or class beauty. So what? Have you married yourself, this little old man?
He took his son back to China for a wedding. He was preparing to return to Stars and Stripes to start a new life. However, he didn't expect that his son suddenly became nervous on the way back.
What men in Han cannot stand the most is the cuckold. This huge cuckold was actually worn by his son. What is the thing he gave birth to!
After this incident, the business class finally returned to normal. When you arrive in such a business class, you will pretend even if your quality is too poor. Even if you are full of colorful things in your stomach, you would rather go to Las Vegas to gamble happily and hold the girl early, but you should also act like a gentleman in this business class.
Ask Yang Meng how he knew? Because that's what he thought!
Zete returned to his seat and was with Sister He, and Yang Meng became alone again, but he did not stop - the beautiful flight attendant was so enthusiastic that he kept asking about his well-being, and he also took the initiative to invite Yang Meng to visit everywhere.
Speaking of which, this is really an interesting phenomenon: Yang Meng became famous online after the last incident, and of course - they are all notorious.
Those netizens didn't scold Yang Meng and felt that they were not worthy of the word "justice".
But what about it in reality? As long as the person who recognizes Yang Meng is so polite to him, he really doesn't speak ill of Yang Meng. The business of "Jianghu" is full of every day, and the beauties from all over the country are lined up to make appointments! A reservation position can be sold at five digits---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The two-faced and three-killing human nature is reflected in this. No matter how you scold you behind your back, it is another matter in front of you!
Anyway, there are 35 customers in the business class, and the other 34 are not as much service as Yang Meng...
Thanks to the flight attendant, Yang Meng also knows the structure of the plane: there is a small isolation warehouse behind the cockpit where the pilots can rest, and the kitchen and flight attendant's rest room are in the middle of economy class and business class. Although the space is not large, the bedding is really comfortable!
However, Yang Meng also discovered that no movie or novel says it is credible, and what is having sex with a flight attendant in the stewardess lounge? That is simply impossible!
This place is too narrow! I will meet my head when I sit up!
and......
The sound insulation in this place is too bad! Next to it is a business class bathroom! It’s a big deal in such an environment! How shameless is this to have sex in such a place?
Of course, there are also fierce people. At night, Yang Meng saw a man and a woman sneaking into the bathroom.
Well... don't maliciously guess others. They just pay attention to hygiene.
Chapter completed!