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Chapter 28 You eat honey and I eat meat

It's almost dusk.

The dim dusk lightly lifts up the setting sun.

The sunset is like a red maple leaf, spreading deep in the gray and yellow mountains.

On a desolate and dusty flat ground, two monsters were discussing how to eat. Opposite them, Sun Wukong slowly stood up and handed eight skewers of grilled wings to Tang Seng while looking at him and asked, "Which one is delicious?"

At this time, Tang Seng was uneasy. His original intention was to attract Xiong Shanjun, but he did not expect that the Master Te also followed him.

But when he heard Sun Wukong's words, he somehow calmed down, reached out to grab the roasted wings, thought for a while, and said, "It tastes good."

Sun Wukong nodded and turned around: "Then you will beat them to death."

When Tang Monk saw Sun Wukong pick up the Nine-ring Tin Staff, he hurriedly said, "Great Sage, try to keep it intact and stop beating it into a meat ball."

Sun Wukong said: "It's easy to say."

The two demons of Xiongshan Junte were talking, and suddenly they heard Tang Monk and were shocked.

Xiong Shanjun said blankly: "How many meanings? Is this, do you want to eat us?"

The Special Director sniffed and said, "These two guys are afraid of being silly."

After hearing this, Xiong Shanjun laughed: "I'm fool? I haven't eaten it yet! That's the same rule, whoever catches it will be."

The special director said: "Wait a minute, I want to taste what you grabbed, I will exchange a leg for your arm."

Upon hearing this, Xiong Shanjun thought for a while: "Okay."

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be stunned when they saw both sides discussing how to eat unscrupulously.

[I can understand the Great Sage, but where did the two monsters’ confidence come from?]

[One of the three major illusions in life: I can kill you!]

[Which god is delicious? You need to ask. You can try it one by one. Otherwise, how did the ancestors determine what to eat?]

【Ding, your luxurious dinner roasted bear paws, beef meatballs, potato stewed beef, bear jerky, etc. have officially entered the countdown stage.】

When the barrage was frequent, Tang Seng grabbed the roasted wings with his left hand, took a few steps back, and gave the battlefield to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong stood there motionless, but Tang Monk heard the sound of blood rushing like a river. His muscles were stalking and hitting steel bars, making a sound of metal and iron fighting. The air flow under his feet surged wildly, without the wind, rolling up the fallen leaves and gravels around him, whirling around him like a whirlpool, and the air whistled and whimpered.

Seeing this, Junte Xiongshan opposite suddenly stopped talking. The beast's eyes tightened, and his palms like flesh-like pussy grabbed the ground, leaving deep claw marks on the ground. The two demons' bodies arched like springs, and the cold light of the bear's claws and cow horns flowed, and the black wind lingered again, as if ready to go.

The strange scenes in the scene shocked the audience and were envious.

[Don't the elder really plan to teach us to cultivate immortality? If it really doesn't work, it's okay to teach us how to play tricks! If it doesn't work, it's okay to let these two reserved grains teach us!]

[Are you really afraid of going wrong and getting into trouble?]

[360 Immortal Cultivation Bodyguard, safe cultivation is not hit!]

【@Sha Zhongquan, Master Sha, come and explain it to us.】

After the followers turned on the teasing mode for a few seconds, Sha Zhongquan bubbled up and said, "Everyone, here is the master of Sha Zhongquan Sun Jingren. My unfilial puppet has been beaten to death by me, so let me explain it to you."

[Master, let's start quickly, no matter how polite you are, you'll be finished.]

The barrage had just been released. In the open space, Sun Wukong suddenly bent slightly, his body was like a strong bow, and a "bang" ejected out. The nine-ring tin staff in his hand made a clanging sound, the robe was as sloping as a knife, and his leap was three feet high, and his head was as loud as a wind and thunder.

A swishing wind came, and it passed through Xiong Shanjun's face, leaving a thin bloodline. The severe pain made him crazy. He suddenly opened his bloody mouth and roared. While the smelly breath was everywhere, the bear paw, like a palm fan, slapped into the sky. The air exploded with a heavy explosion, and it was actually a loud bang by Xiong Shanjun.

On his side, as the muscles of the lower limbs vibrated, the rocks on the ground cracked inch by inch, the soil exploded and shattered. The whole cow flew into the sky like a shell, his head tilted down, and then suddenly raised and hit Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong, who was falling from the sky, saw the head of the horn of the Techus, and suddenly the sound of rolling waves came from his body. The blood and muscles seemed to turn into lead and mercury. With a light swing, his body moved to one side and flashed through the head of the Techus' bison, with the center of gravity like mercury, making the downward momentum even worse.

At the same time, he opened his mouth slightly and took a long breath. His lower abdomen quickly swelled, as if a pregnant woman who was pregnant for ten months was sprayed out immediately with a "pop".

The audience looked in the sound and a white sword of air slashed through the air, crackling and instantly shot into Techushi's right eye, exploding in his eye socket, and blood scattered everywhere.

His eyes were shattered by the sword of Qi. The Te Master couldn't help but let out a painful roar, and could no longer control his body. He fell from mid-air and crashed into the rocks next to the flat ground. The rumbling and vibration sounded, the rocks rolled and dust filled the sky.

The Qi sword attacked the Special Master, and Sun Wukong's remaining momentum became stronger. The nine-ring tin staff hit Xiong Shanjun's bear's paw like a thunderous pound.

Xiong Shanjun, who slapped out his palm with all his strength, felt that his palm was hitting the mud, and he was not under the force. At the same time, a force penetrated into his body, and he was like a loach and eel, hiking everywhere, disrupting his center of gravity, causing his forelimbs to fall heavily and hit the ground.

As soon as Xiong Shanjun landed, he saw a golden tin staff appearing under his abdomen. The tin staff hit the ground and thrust upwards, hitting Xiong Shanjun's slightly soft abdomen. Xiong Shanjun felt that all the internal organs were displaced, and all the muscles, blood and bones were broken, and the whole bear was lifted up.

The sound of the wind roared in his ears, and he felt desperate, but even more desperate was still behind him.

A figure suddenly appeared in front of him, and then quickly raised it up, jumped over his head, and a heavy explosion sounded, and the nine-ring tin staff was swung by Sun Wukong and hit the spine on his back.

The powerful force flowed backwards like a river and sea, causing Xiong Shanjun to fall down like a meteorite. The falling point was obviously a pit where the special servants broke into.

The Master Tsai who had just pulled out the horns of the cow and retreated from the stone pit, heard the whistling sound of the wind behind him, and was hit by Xiong Shanjun, who was as heavy as a pound, crashed into the rock again.

The rumbling sound was endless, and the rocks kept rolling down and sliding on one side.

From leaping up, exhaling, exhaling, hitting, picking, and finally knocking away, the whole process was completed in one go. In less than two breaths, Sun Wukong easily defeated Xiong Shanjun and Te Shishi, making the audience who were making jokes and joking in the live broadcast room dumbfounded.

I am Sha Zhongquan Xiaohu: "What's going on? I'm done with it now?"

"I am worthy of being a master of martial arts, but I lost!"

[So now people still think this is a movie? Come out and play with the Great Sage.]

【@Sha Zhongquan, Master Sun, where is your commentary?】

[There is still a master who needs this battle? Let me explain it. Those two monsters were beaten by the Great Sage, just like grandsons. The explanation is finished.]

[Jun Xiong Shan, Special Secretariat: So we finally don’t know what the two people in front of us are called.]

While the audience was talking fiercely, the two demons Xiong Shanjun and Te Dushi, who were almost stacked together in the pit, were awakened from their initial beautiful fantasies.

Xiong Shanjun cried, "It's over, are we going to be eaten?"

The Master Te said painfully: "Let's call me brother."

Xiong Shanjun nodded wildly and said happily: "Okay, with the eldest brother here, we will definitely be able to catch those two tampers, but how do we divide the food then?"

The Master Te thought for a while and said, "If you eat honey, I will eat meat, my brother will eat people."

Xiong Shanjun did not hesitate and said, "Then let's just say that."

After talking, Xiong Shanjun and Te Dushi struggled to stand up from the pit, and both roared at the sky.

The roar was shaking and it was heard from afar.

When the audience heard the roar of the two demons, they couldn't help but complain.

【Is this calling for another ingredient? You guys are great!】

[This is decisively takeout, and you can also bring buy two and get one free!]

[So no one thinks that the elder will kneel? These two demons are stupid too. Kill the crooked skin first, don’t fight against the tank!]

As soon as the two demons Xiong Shanjun and Te Dushi roared, they heard a low explosion sound. Sun Wukong, who was spinning the nine-ring tin staff, had already appeared in front of the two demons.

The tin staff in his hand was swung like a tiger, and one stick after another fell on the two demons, but it did not cause harm to them. It was not like killing enemies, but like kneading dough and giving massage to the ingredients.

The two demons were beaten by Sun Wukong, and they were all furious and lost their minds.

The front hoof of the Master fell to the ground and made a low moo. The cow's hooves swung rapidly, pushing towards Sun Wukong's back like the wind. But just as the Master was about to hit Sun Wukong, the scapula on the back of Sun Wukong was actually a strange bulge, like a sword or a gun, colliding with the Master's horn, as if it was a deafening explosion.

There was a faint sound of breaking.

The audience looked closely and saw that Techushi's sharp horns were actually smashed by Sun Wukong's shoulder blades. The strong and severe pain made Techushi crazy and rushed around madly.

Just when the Te Dushi lost his heart, Sun Wukong held the tin staff in both hands, from front to back from bottom to top, knocked it upwards on the Te Dushi's head. Under the heavy blow, the Te Dushi's head tilted and fell to the ground with a bang.

Immediately afterwards, he swung his tin staff and smashed Xiong Shanjun's head from top to bottom. A heavy muffled sound rang out, and Xiong Shanjun also fell to the ground.

Tang Monk, who was far away, saw that the two demons were knocked unconscious by Sun Wukong, hesitated for a while, and hurried over and said, "Great Sage, these two demons were calling helpers just now. Should we withdraw first?"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he shook his head and said, "Last time, I couldn't grow tiger meat. This time you can make it cooked for me."

Tang Monk was happy and helpless after hearing this. After thinking about it, he said, "Great Sage, I am not worried about the tiger demon. It's just that there are too many ingredients at once and I can't finish it. I will waste it again..."

As soon as he heard that he was going to waste ingredients, Sun Wukong immediately said, "Okay, withdraw."

As soon as he finished speaking, he squatted down and picked up the oxtail of the Tsai Master, walked around it and tied Xiong Shanjun's neck and hung it on a tin staff. With his right hand, he raised the two demons high, like a battle flag.

He held the tin staff tightly in his right hand, and in his left hand he picked up Tang Monk with his left hand, and quickly strides away.

Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter.

[The Great Sage is in a rampage state, with an increase in attack power and an increase in attack speed. Sun Wukong takes a turn for a stick, bear demon, bull demon, and fucks!]

[Sun Wukong gained ten points of experience and spat, saying: Spicy chicken!]

[What? You ask Tang Seng? When you enter the combat state, Tang Seng chose to hang up. Tang Seng escaped, escaped successfully, and did not receive a reward.]
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