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Chapter 39 The Little Theater of the Great Sage's Heart

As dusk approaches, the sunset burns half of the sky, reflecting a pool of water and dyeing the entire mountain red.

The sunset is falling, and the mist in the air is like golden needles and silver threads, rippling with the wind.

Next to the cliff of the waterfall, Tang Monk was standing in front of General Yin, lowering his head to ponder. On his right hand, the little white dragon Ao Wu, wearing red silk, was kneeling obediently on the ground, biting her green index finger with her right hand, and looking at Tang Monk with her big black eyes, blinking from time to time, making a "gurgling" sound in his stomach.

Tang Seng was a little uncomfortable when she saw it, so he hurriedly threw the bag full of tiger meat on his right hand over: "Take it and eat it while eating it."

Smelling the fragrance of tiger meat, Ao Wu's face fluttered out like a flying cloud, hugged the cloth bag tightly in his arms, turned around and knelt on the ground, carefully took out a tiger meat from the cloth bag and stuffed it into his mouth, his big eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and made a whimpering sound: "It's delicious...ah woo, so delicious..."

Her appearance made Tang Seng smile helplessly. He turned his head to look at Sun Wukong, who had no expression on his face, and then lowered his head to look at General Yin and continued to ponder.

[My God! Jade Emperor, you locked up such a cute loli and didn't give her food! Will your conscience hurt?]

[I can only say that the Great Sage went to the Heavenly Palace and did a good job!]

[Guanyin, adjust the camera, we should not look at the elders, we should look at the loli!]

【Yes, yes, put my loli out!】

[Walk away from the floor, is that your loli? It’s yours? It’s mine! I don’t accept it and draw the sword!]

[Tang Monk: Just fight, you can't even touch the dog's brain!]

[That day, the old drivers fought against each other and blood flowed into a river, but in the end they failed, just because... this is not a world where you fight for yarn! They all stopped watching the live broadcast!]

[Elder Tang, Elder Tang, have you discovered that your interest in the Great Sage is far more than your interest in the little loli! What does this mean? Ahhhh! It has been subverted and subverted! The elder has been bent!]

[Such handsome monk is a gay. As expected, he would strangle the gay agitated anchor in gay and then take away the loli!]

The audience's barrage made Tang Seng speechless: "The straight man doesn't want to talk."

After saying that, he continued to think deeply about the way to make tiger meat and no longer paid attention to the audience who were thinking about it.

Although Tang Monk claims to be a chef, he is also a good citizen who abides by the law. Apart from knowing familiar dishes such as tiger whip soup tiger bone wine, he also does not know how to cook other parts of tigers.

This is also the reason why he has not made General Yin into a dish for two days. Of course, in addition, the scene in the Shuangchaling Sanmo Cave was also one of the reasons for the huge impact on Tang Monk.

He was depressed for two days.

Fortunately, General Yin is a monster who has achieved success in cultivation, and his flesh and blood contain abundant spiritual energy, so his flesh does not need to become deteriorated.

In fact, Greater Chinese cuisine is profound and Tang Monk is not completely unaware of how to cook tiger meat. But he is in the Tang Dynasty now, and there are too few seasonings and not even chili peppers, so he can't make many dishes at all.

After thinking for a while, Tang Monk decided to stew the tiger demon in the simplest way. Anyway, the monster's meat is extremely delicious. As for more flavors, you can slowly find some condiments on the way westwards and make plans.

After making a decision in his heart, he walked not far away, and Ao Wu jumped onto the huge rock.

The huge rock is half a person tall, and the two of them hugged each other so big.

After looking around in circles, he waved to Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, I need help."

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong walked towards Tang Monk, grabbed General Yin's tail with his right hand and did not let go. Ao Wu, the little white dragon who was burying his head and eating tiger meat, heard the sound, raised his head and followed General Yin closely, stretched out his pink tongue and licked his lips.

When Tang Seng saw her looking up, his head hurts a little.

When Sun Wukong approached, Tang Monk stood beside the huge rock, gestured to him in a bowl shape, and said, "I need it to stew meat, just empty it like this."

Sun Wukong nodded, let go of the tiger's tail, and gently pressed his hands on the huge rock, trembling slightly. After that, Tang Seng saw that the hard rock was actually turning into powder at a speed visible to the naked eye, and it scattered in the air when the breeze blew.

However, since the recent break, both Tang Monk and the audience have developed a certain degree of immunity to Sun Wukong's skills, so they are no longer so shocked and sighed, but they are still complaining.

[It's coming again, come again, when can you prepare a meal independently?]

【Great Sage: I feel my body is hollowed out and I use it as a water heater all day long…】

[To be honest, if I were the Great Sage, I would have beaten the elder to death with one stick!]

[Great Sage! Patience, patience, it is not appropriate to beat the chef after eating, it is not appropriate, it is not appropriate, you cannot turn against the meal ticket, you must hold it back!]

Tang Monk stood beside Sun Wukong for a while. Seeing that his power was perfect and the thickness of the huge rock pot was excellent, he gave up his mind and took out the ox horn knife from the bag, squatted down and pressed the tip of the knife against the lower neck of the flower-spotted tiger. The palms of the palms seemed to be consecrated with a table lamp. Once opened and activated, the palms were immediately filled with strength.

He just picked it lightly, and General Yin's tough tiger skin was cut. Then he followed his neck and abdomen until he cut off the entire tiger skin and began to pick and cut the flesh.

The light red pieces of meat were quickly cut off by Tang Monk and stacked on the tiger skin.

Just as Tang Monk finished cutting the front hooves of the tiger demon, Sun Wukong had already hollowed out the huge stone into a giant stone pot. Tang Monk stood up and looked inside, turned to look at Sun Wukong and said, "Go and take some water and wash it, and then pour the water to 70% full."

Tang Monk's voice had just fallen, and Sun Wukong had not taken any action yet. He was aiming at this side from time to time. The little white dragon Ao Wu, who was listening, raised his head suddenly and ran over as if flying. His face showed an excited look, his mouth opened slightly, and a clear and transparent stream of water spurted out of his mouth.

Seeing that it was about to be injected into the stone pot, Sun Wukong was quick-witted and his arms swollen. He gently patted the wall of the huge stone and directly slapped it away. After slightly off the ground, he landed heavily not far away.

"Crazy..."

The water flow drew a curved arc, and all fell on the ground, and the water flowed all over the ground.

The little white dragon Ao Wu immediately stopped spraying water, pouted, and looked at Sun Wukong with a grievance.

Sun Wukong stared at her and said, "Don't come from your mouth."

As soon as she finished speaking, Ao Wu immediately became cloudy and sunny, and dimples appeared. She walked to the stone pot a few steps, but with her height, she could only look straight at the stone wall of the stone pot. She slapped her lips, tiptoed, leaned forward, and her white wrists pressed against the edge of the stone pot. Her raised hands slightly separated. In the middle, water vapor gradually rose, quickly condensed into a ball of water, and kept tumbling, the sweet and clear spring flowed into the stone pot.

Seeing this, Tang Monk's eyes lit up suddenly, walked over quickly, stretched out his right hand and slapped the water with his palm to his mouth. It was sweet and fragrant, and it was better than any water he had ever drunk on Earth.

The quality of water has a huge impact on the taste of a dish.

Just when Tang Seng was excited by the water quality, the audience was excited and raving the barrage.

【Sister juice!Sister juice!Sister juice!】

[Comeone came, drag the old gentleman upstairs out and hang it up and beat it! Beating to death means being guilty, but not being beaten to death means being guilty, so beat it again!]

[The perverted man walked away, be careful that when I called, eight hundred gay men came to you to talk about life!]

[You old drivers have gone wherever you think, and those who have thought wrong will face me with the wall. Dragon water control is a talented skill, okay!]

Tang Seng was really not interested in the audience's topic, so he guided Ao Wu to clean the stone pot while turning around and squatting down to cut the tiger meat piece.

By the time he had cut all his limbs, Ao Wu had also washed the stone pot, put away his magic and sat down beside Tang Seng, staring at him obediently.

Once again, Tang Seng was stared at by Ao Wu. He felt helpless in his heart. He looked at his nose and his arms, and no longer cared about her, but just cut her meat peacefully.

About a quarter of an hour later, a whole big spotted tiger was almost cut. Tang Monk then turned his head and faced Sun Wukong and said, "You can heat the water."

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong stretched out his hands and pressed them against the stone wall of the stone pot. His whole body was filled with blood and blood, and the hot and high temperature was transmitted from his palm to the entire stone pot. In just over a dozen breaths, the water in the stone pot boiled, and the hot bubbles exploded and splashed.

Although it was just clear water, Tang Seng clearly smelled a faint sweet smell. He couldn't help but turn his head and look at Ao Wu. At this time, Ao Wu's eyes were moving with the tiger flesh in his hand.

"Smack it..."

Pieces of tiger meat as big as ribs were thrown into the water by Tang Monk. After the light red tiger meat fell into the water, it quickly turned into bright and tender white. A tempting fresh fragrance suddenly floated out of the stone pot and lingered in the tips of Tang Monk, Ao Wu and Sun Wukong's noses.

"Gugu..."

The sound of my stomach roaring sounded again, and I don’t know who it was.

After a while, tender white tiger meat floated from the stone pot, and the cool-colored tiger meat seemed to be covered with a layer of light white gelatin, which caused people to experience drool.

"alright……"

Seeing the pieces of tiger meat floating up, Tang Monk looked around and said with a headache.

The words fell.

The little white dragon Ao Wu had quickly walked around Tang Seng, walked to Sun Wukong, looked up at him, without saying a word, with a pitiful expression on his face.

But Sun Wukong had no expression on his face. He saw his mouth slightly open and sucked deeply. The shiny clear soup and pieces of tiger meat in the stone pot flew into his mouth, chewing it quickly, and swallowing it.

Ao Wu, who was standing at his feet, saw the tiger meat quickly entering Sun Wukong's mouth, and splashed in her black eyes. From time to time, she turned her head to look at the stone pot, swallowed her saliva, and turned her head to look at Sun Wukong, then turned her head to look at the stone pot, swallowed her saliva, and looked back at Sun Wukong.

But from the beginning to the end, Sun Wukong was expressionless and indifferent.

Tang Monk stood aside and sighed, hesitating in his heart.

But the audience in the live broadcast room is almost crazy.

[Sage, please leave some for the White Dragon. You need to take care of the new ones!]

[White Long looked at her tears, Da Sage, your conscience will not hurt!]

[Great Sage: You can't have expressions, you can't have emotions, you can't have flaws, in short, all the flesh belongs to me!]

[It looks expressionless, but in fact the Great Sage has overturned the small table in his heart: Don't rob me of food!]

[Elder: I can't help it. I'll compete with the Great Saint for food. I guess you will turn it into food!]

[Did you see this piece of tiger meat? I won’t give it to you!]

【Hungry Dragon Roar!】

Seeing that the tiger meat and tiger meat soup in the stone pot were getting less and less, the audience and Tang Monk thought that Sun Wukong was going to eat alone, but Sun Wukong suddenly stopped inhaling, turned to look at Tang Monk, and said, "I'm full."
Chapter completed!
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