Chapter 71: Immortal Tang Monk Meat
Under the vast sky, snow peaks stand on the ground and stand up in the sky, majestic.
The cold and pure air conditioning in the mountains solidified the torrents and crystallized the peaks, causing Tang Monk to exude all the turbid air.
At this time, he was standing by the cliff, his eyes following the tiger pioneer who turned into a yellow shadow in the distant mountains and forests. The latter moved rapidly and did not walk on the mountain road normally. Instead, he ran up from the stone wall under the cliff. His claws were like nails and hooks, and they inserted into the rock wall like to cut tofu, like walking on flat ground, and as fast as the wind.
At most half a cup of tea, the Tiger Pioneer fell silently on the large ping of the mountain. When it landed smoothly, Tang Seng finally saw its true appearance and immediately showed a shock.
Because this tiger pioneer is actually a tigress!
She has a slender figure and is wearing a yellow-patterned tights, which covers the area below the collarbone and above the knee. The exposed muscles are round and white, and her slender waist can only be grasped in one slim way.
It's normal to see here.
But her hands and feet were all yellow and white tiger palms, and her white claws were faintly visible.
She looked cute and innocent, with two long ears erected in her short red hair, a tiger tail shaking gently behind her, and a pair of dark brown beast eyes were showing a look of surprise.
The Tiger Pioneer stood firmly behind him, looked at Tang Monk and others, and shouted: "Meow! Meow! I am the Pioneer of the Rat King! Today I have enough wine and no side dishes. I was about to catch a few mortals to drink, so you came to the door! It's really a place to find meow!"
The Tiger Pioneer's voice was like a soft whisper, awakening Tang Seng from his loss of consciousness, and then he regained his calmness.
Although the time was short, he had figured it out.
Like humans, monsters have men and women, male and female, which is not surprising, let alone the gender of the Tiger Pioneer is not exactly written in the original Journey to the West.
After calming down, Tang Monk put his hands together, smiled slightly, and said, "I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu. I am not full of wine and food today. I am about to catch a monster to cook. I am really looking for something without looking for it!"
As soon as Tang Monk finished speaking, the Tiger Pioneer bared his teeth angrily, revealing two snow-white tiger teeth.
"You learn from me to speak! The fake monk who eats meat, damn meow!"
Although Hu Pioneer was angry, she did not take action immediately. She seemed to be observing and hesitating.
Seeing her like this, Tang Seng was not in a hurry. After thinking about it, he said with concern: "Miss Pioneer, do you dare to ask if this is the territory of King Huang Feng?"
The tiger pioneer, who was grinning, heard Tang Monk talk about Huangfeng King, his tail swung quickly, a smile appeared on his face, and he nodded repeatedly, "It's a meow, it's a meow, some people in the mountains have run away recently, and the rat king's post-dinner snacks are much less."
After Hu Pioneer said this with a sweet smile, Tang Seng felt cold in his heart and said, "Do you eat after-dinner snacks every day?"
Tiger Pioneer smiled and pursed his lips, saying, "No, no meow, no meow, now there is less snacks, so I can't eat them every day. Moreover, the mouse king and I only eat women and villains. Men are too hard and old people are too sour! Don't eat internal organs, meow! When you eat you later, you must cook yourself carefully!"
After hearing this, Tang Monk's expression returned to calmness, he stroked his hands and said, "Well, I am the one who will be my lunch today."
After saying that, he turned to look at Zhu Bajie and said, "Fruit the meat in full."
When Tang Monk met and talked with Hu Pioneer, the audience in the live broadcast room were all surprised by Hu Pioneer's subverted image.
[How can you be so cruel? They are all so cute! How can you still make a splash? Meow is so cute, of course you have to eat spicy food!]
[Yes, cute, but... I'm so useless, come on, the ingredients, you will pay the price!]
[Did you see the beast-ear-controlled perverts? Being bitten will turn your head off!]
[If you disagree, you will put the pig... I guess the cabbage was urged by the pig, but if you were to pull out the gun, how could you break it if you were to pull out the crotch!]
The barrage was frequently heard in the live broadcast room, and Zhu Bajie came out in response. With a slight shaking of his right hand, he shook out a steel folding fan.
When Hu Pioneer saw Zhu Bajie walking out, he pouted and said, "Pork! The first meal is pork meow! It's a bit greasy meow..."
While she was talking, she suddenly pulled out two red copper knives from behind, and the tiger's palm under her feet kicked the ground hard. Shanyan suddenly exploded and slashed in all directions. She also rushed out and slashed down with both swords.
"laugh!"
Two sharp golden energy flowed back and forth on the two red copper knives, and finally shot out with a "swish".
Zhu Bajie swung his right hand, and the steel folding fan rotated out, tearing the air, blocking the two golden air, and making a sound of metal and iron fighting. At the same time, he made a gesture with his left hand, and the snow on the large plaza on the top of the mountain was all floating up without wind, quickly condensed into a snow dragon in the air, winding and swinging towards the tiger pioneer.
"roar!"
The snow dragon soared into the sky and was about to hit the tiger vanguard in an instant. The tiger vanguard opened his mouth slightly and heard a deafening whistling sound resounding through the sky. The sound like water waves slowly spread out, shaking the snow dragon into flying snow and falling down.
But as soon as the snowflakes fell, they quickly condensed into water and turned into ice crystals, falling from the sky to the tiger pioneer.
The tiger pioneer danced with his two claws, and his sword shadow was gushing, which was airtight, blocking all the snow water and ice crystals.
When the tiger pioneer's attention was on Zhu Bajie and Xuelong, in the crack of the rock at a corner of the cliff not far behind her, dripping snow water gently fell on a green grass, and the grass suddenly sprouted and turned into a vine as thick as an arm and rushed towards the tiger pioneer.
With a "bang", the air made a sonic boom.
The tiger pioneer did not turn back, and swung his hand and a blazing sword light broke through the air, cutting the vine into two pieces.
But the vines cut into two pieces did not die, but were swept towards the tiger pioneer like a snake.
The Tiger Pioneer can only turn around and deal with it.
The two of them had a stalemate strategy, and they were a little anxious about the tiger pioneer because she was alone now. After thinking quickly in her heart for a while, she decided to leave first. So after cutting off the vine controlled by Zhu Bajie again, the whole tiger flew directly to the bottom of the cliff.
Sun Wukong, who was watching the battle quietly, suddenly shot out like a cannonball, and the sound of the stern wind made his cassock slap.
The nine-ring tin staff in his hand was full of wind, but when he hit the tiger vanguard in the air, it was as empty as nothing. It turned out that what Sun Wukong hit was just a tiger skin, and the tiger vanguard's body jumped down from the cliff on the other side.
This is a trick.
As the tiger pioneer leaped down, he kept shouting: "Don't eat my meow! Help me!"
“Meow wow ahhhh”
The sound gradually dissipated in the wind.
The atmosphere on the top of the mountain was a little quiet for a moment.
Tang Seng and Sun Wukong both turned their heads and looked at Zhu Bajie, and the latter showed a smile on his face, laughing like a crying smile.
Seeing this, the audience all gloated.
[Bajie, Bajie! I can't even catch a hellokitty. You said you can do something besides carrying a load. You are already a useless pig! I'll eat you tonight!]
[Xiao Bajie, come on, come on, sell it to your senior brother and your master to cute. If you have ever been cute, you will live through tonight!]
[The ingredients that come to your mouth have run away. I want to order takeaway, deliver takeaway, and eat instant noodles. It’s not poisonous today. The alarm is lifted. I’ll sit and see the anchor go hungry.]
[Bad review! I want to give a bad review! It's still a hot seed of negative stars! I won't change that delivery guy named Rat King even if he wears a cat girl costume!]
While the audience was trying to get out of the trap of Zhu Bajie, the Tiger Pioneer, who jumped down from the cliff on the top of the mountain, quickly smashed into the dense forest.
The crisp sound of tree trunk breaking sounded, and the white snow deposited on the dead trees all splashed down.
After smashing countless tree trunks, the Tiger Pioneer fell into a large net of vines formed by intertwining and entangled them, and put her in it.
"Ahem..."
After the falling momentum stopped, the tiger pioneer coughed repeatedly, and at the same time, he waved his sharp claws painfully, tearing all the vines around him to pieces, and the whole tiger fell gently to the ground.
After landing, she faced her limbs, ran into the mountains, crossed the hills and crossed the ridges.
Half an hour later, the tiger pioneer came to a stone cliff in a snow-capped mountain. There were dense Wannian vines hanging diagonally on the stone cliff, and under the vine was a cave with the plaque at the entrance of the cave saying "Huangfengling Huangfeng Cave".
At this time, outside the Batu Cave, two rat-headed monsters were guarding the door.
After the Tiger Pioneer came outside the Black Wind Cave, he didn't even look at them. He pushed the door straight into the door, and shouted aggrievedly: "Master! Mouse King Meow! A monk came and couldn't eat the cat!"
The sound came into the tortuous and deep cave and echoed for a long time.
After a moment, a slightly hoarse response floated in the wind.
“Come in and talk.”
The tiger pioneer quickly walked into the cave, passed through the stone bridge of the pool, came to the hall in the cave, and looked at a young man on the upper animal skin seat.
The young man was wearing a black robe, with his front teeth slightly protruding, and his cheeks were bulging like goldfish. At this time, his right hand was pinching a teapot and gently holding it with his left hand. It was the Huangfeng King "Huangfeng Monster" of the 800-mile Huangfeng Ridge.
When Hu Pioneer saw him, he hurried over, knelt in front of him, and sobbed in a low voice: "Master, today, when I was patrolling as usual, I met a monk from Dongtu Datang! I originally wanted to eat his snacks after cooking, but his apprentice, Pioneer, could not beat Meow!"
While listening, the Black Wind Monster took the high teapot, aimed the tea mouth at his mouth, and poured out a mouthful of clear butter.
He swallowed it with a 'gulp', smashed it, and looked down at Hu Pioneer, saying, "Please pay attention to your demeanor, don't forget your demeanor when you encounter food. Stand up and say."
The Tiger Pioneer, who was originally crawling on the ground and raised his tail, immediately stood up, lowered his tail, and stood up awkwardly.
When Huang Feng Monster saw her standing up, he took a few sips of butter slowly and suddenly said, "Is that monk a monk Tang? I heard a few days ago that Tang Monk was superb cooking and could live forever if he ate a piece of meat he made..."
While talking, Huang Feng's face gradually showed a smile, looking a little excited. He suddenly stood up and lowered his head and said, "Go, bring me paper and pen."
The Tiger Pioneer acted as he said, and then took back the paper and pen after a moment.
Huang Feng Monster immediately turned around and wrote a letter with great sincerity. After writing a letter full of sincerity, he folded it and handed it to Hu Pioneer, saying, "Hu Pioneer, you can take this letter well. You can only take it apart after you beat Tang Seng. Don't read it secretly."
Tiger Pioneer nodded quickly and said, "Okay!"
Hearing that she agreed readily, the Black Wind Monster hesitated for a moment and said, "You go and meet the Tang Monster first, and the five hundred monsters in the cave will arrive."
Tiger Pioneer said: "Okay meow!"
When the tiger pioneer spoke, his originally hanging tail stood up and shook again.
The Black Wind Monster immediately scolded: "Pay attention to your demeanor, your tail is swaying again!"
Hu Pioneer said: "The demeanor is full, I'll leave first!"
Chapter completed!