Chapter 104: The wedding room candle night
Many people probably like to talk about the ceremony that has been passed down through the bridal chamber. The reason is nothing else, just make fun of it and amusing. As long as people who are normal in their hearts are willing to participate in it. If you spoof the groom, it will be so pleasant for the bride!
Watching the bride and groom perform various hilarious actions, this is happier than listening to crosstalk, and when you are happy, you won’t feel sorry for the money you like!
Lao Guo once said in his crosstalk joke that if you spend 500 yuan to listen to a crosstalk, you laughed. This money is worth it. If you put the money in your hand, you can't call the family to laugh at 500 yuan to you, and you can't laugh. Getting married will go with the money and then go to the wedding chamber. It's basically the same as listening to crosstalk, and it can make people laugh, so this money is worth it.
When Chen Daguan gets married, the people who come to attend the wedding will naturally have no less money. It is hard to guarantee that some people will feel distressed if they still spend so much money. However, not everyone like Liu Yuanshan and other young men don’t take money seriously. If they are crazy, these young men will definitely do the act of lighting cigarettes with money, making it difficult for them to make money. But if it is said that waste money, these people are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who harm money, and there are many tricks to harm money.
Now, watching Chen Daguanren twist his waist and hips and dance the spoon around his waist to knock on the pan at Chuxia's waist, listening to Chen Daguanren's slogan: "Do it hard, get up, dig wells frequently, and get more oil!", everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists. The eldest son felt that the money was too worthwhile. Those who felt sorry for the money would no longer feel distressed. They all thought they had watched a comedy that made people laugh. It was a profit!
Chuxia said the slogan was very small and almost inaudible, but there was Chen Zhiyuan, a shameless guy, shouting at the top of his voice. The people watching the fun were no longer making things difficult for the bride Chuxia.
Lu Jun stood beside him and felt itchy as if he was scratching his cat. He also wanted to use some tricks to make trouble for Chen Zhiyuan. But he was afraid that Chen Zhiyuan would threaten him with the matter of taking him to the island country, so he kept holding it. At this moment, he couldn't help it. Seeing that Chen Zhiyuan and Chuxia had just taken down the spoon and pan on their waists, the kid jumped to the front and shouted: "To carry out the next program, the groom guesses the color of the bride's underwear. If he guessed wrongly, the groom ran naked in the room three times!"
"How do you know that the groom is not cheating? What if the groom says the color of the bride says that it is?" Someone next to him saw the loophole and quickly spoke out in a physical form.
The proud young master Lu said proudly: "That's not simple. After the groom talks about the color, let the bride show us how to tell!"
As soon as Lu Jun's words came to an end, Chen Daren's face changed. He wanted to see what underwear my wife was wearing. He could still tolerate it. In this world, no one else could see my wife's underwear except me!
When the official Chen thought of this, he shouted at Lu Jun: "Get out, don't be talking nonsense, I'll beat you into a human-shaped panda!"
"I said brother is not in line with the rules. Today I have to listen to us when I have a bridal chamber!" Lu Jun was crazy and felt the murderous aura emitted from Chen Zhiyuan.
"The rules are six. What I said is the rules, and they are all broken. Go home and play by yourself!" Chen Daren played tricks on him.
"I said Zhiyuan is wrong. If you make a wedding in a bridal chamber, you have to listen to us. It would be unlucky for the wedding!" Brother Liu San didn't want to let Chen Zhiyuan go so easily. He still had many tricks!
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll just scatter if I say it's gone!" Chen Daguan suddenly pulled Liu Yuanshan over and whispered: "Do you want submarine parts? If you are still tossing me here, I will sell submarine parts to other countries. I believe they will definitely give more money than you give!"
"How can you threaten me with this?" Brother Liu was amused and crying when he heard this. He sighed and turned his head to the others, "It's all gone, it's all gone, that's all today!" Brother Liu knew Chen Zhiyuan's temperament. Since he said it, if he didn't do what he said, this boy would definitely turn against him. Submarine parts would really not be sold to China.
"I said that third brother is OK?" Lu Jun didn't expect Liu Yuanshan to betray him, so he quickly advised him to turn around. He was not satisfied with the play!
"Baby, you're talking nonsense. Don't think about going to the island country with me. Just wait at home to be the groom!" Chen Daren also held Lu Jun's little tail in his hand, so he was not afraid of any storm.
When Lu Jun heard this, he became honest and walked towards the door dejectedly. Seeing that the others were still stunned, he immediately changed his face and said viciously: "Get out of here, I will deal with anyone who doesn't leave!"
Seeing that Liu Yuanshan and Lu Jun asked them to leave, more than a dozen young masters did not dare to go with this, Chen Zhiyuan quickly left with a shameless look! Chen Zhiyuan and other cousins of the same generation were left. After seeing that most of the people left, Chen Zhiyuan and his three wives were left in the room.
"Fatty, isn't it good for you to do this?" Chu Xia felt that Chen Zhiyuan had done a bit too much, and it was too offensive to knock everyone out.
"What's wrong with that group of grandchildren are waiting to make trouble for me and you. If I don't turn against you, they have to continue. This wedding nightclub can't let them waste their time!" Chen Daren said to Su Bingxuan: "Bingxuan will change into your bridesmaid's clothes tonight. Remember to wear stockings!"
When Su Bingxuan heard this, he immediately raised his face and scolded, "Tang your sister, today is you marry Chuxia, stay with her in this room honestly!" He said this and grabbed Song Muqing's hand and said, "Let's go back to sleep, I've been tired for a day!"
"Damn it, I won't take you like this!" Chen Daren was anxious and sweared.
"Shut up, you, I've been thinking about making trouble for us all day long, hurry up and wash up. It's past 11 o'clock, I'm so tired!" Chu Xia said this and walked out to wash her face and brush her teeth, leaving Chen Daren depressed in the room.
Today is Chen Zhiyuan and Chuxia, which means Chuxia is spoiled by Chen Zhiyuan. If Su Bingxuan and Chen Zhiyuan are married, Chen Daguan dares to tease other women in front of her. Su Bingxuan will definitely turn against him on the spot. He will never let him go to bed at night.
Chen Daren stood up and walked around the room twice, thinking about how to make Su Bingxuan surrender, but after thinking for a long time, he had no idea and could only grab his hair and worry.
Not long after, Chuxia came back from washing up. Seeing that Chen Zhiyuan was still stunned, she couldn't help but say, "Fatty, you might as well wash your face and brush your teeth. It's time to go to bed!"
Chen Daguanren looked at Chuxia wearing a bright red cheongsam, and his eyes suddenly lit up. Chuxia was also wearing stockings, which is called "The Willows and Flowers" and "The Willows and Flowers"! Thinking of this, Chen Daguanren ran out to wash his face and brush his teeth with a smile.
Chu Xia looked at Chen Zhiyuan's back as he left, and was puzzled and muttered: "Why did this guy change his face so quickly? He was just worried, why did he smile happily now?"
Chen Daguan Ren moved very quickly. He washed his face randomly. He only took half a minute to brush his teeth and washed his feet faster. He rinsed it with water and pulled it down. He threw down the toiletries and ran into the house in a hurry.
Chuxia was bent down to lay a quilt, her round and perky buttocks were even more attractive under this action. Chen Daguanren ran over without even closing the door and hugged Chuxia from behind, and his two claws started to touch her randomly.
"Oh, why are you anxious?" Chu Xia was a little upset. Chen Zhiyuan was too anxious.
"**It's worth a thousand gold at a moment, I have to hold on now!" Chen Daren said, pushing the cheongsam on Chuxia's legs up. With a force of his hands, he tore up and tear his good flesh-colored stockings.
"Fatty, why are you tearing my stockings?" Chu Xia obviously didn't understand what was going on.
Chen Daguan Ren didn't have time to answer Chu Xia, and he was busy untiing his clothes.
Chen Daguan’s house is an old house, and the sound insulation effect is quite poor. Chen Zhiyuan, who is so dying, has not closed the door yet, so the voices of him and Hu Tian and Emperor Hu floated into the ears of Su Bingxuan and Song Muqing next door.
"Be gentle, oh!" Chuxia seemed to be hurt by Chen Zhiyuan.
"I understand, I understand!" The voice of Grand Official Chen responded to it again.
Then there was the sound of "papa". These sounds made the two women blush and their bodies were all hot, and they couldn't help but rub their legs slightly.
"Does this bastard have to make such a big noise?" Su Bingxuan felt angry, sat up and cursed.
"What if Sister Bingxuan comes over later?" Song Muqing was still thinking about things thoroughly. He immediately guessed that Chen Zhiyuan was going to come to him and Su Bingxuan after he had harmed Chuxia.
"Lock the door and never let him come!" Su Bingxuan said this, but she was a little expecting Chen Zhiyuan to come. After hearing the mimi sound too much, she was also a little moved!
Song Muqing nodded, went downstairs to lock the door. He listened to the sounds from the next door in his ears. Meimei Song felt uncomfortable in her body. She turned on the TV for a better feeling. She thought the sounds from the TV would cover the shameful sounds next door, but who would have thought that she couldn't help but carefully distinguish the sounds that made people blushed next door.
This is the case for Su Bingxuan, and he scolded Chen Zhiyuan in his heart to harm others!
Chu Xia was so hard that she didn't even have the strength to move her fingers. Seeing that Chen Zhiyuan was coming, she quickly begged for mercy and said, "I can't do it anymore. Go and find your two wives!"
"You really want me to go?" Finally, Master Chen was a little conscientious. He did not forget that today was the day of a wedding night with the early summer bridal chamber. He knew it was not good to go to find Su Bingxuan and the others.
"Just stop messing with me. Just go find anyone you like!" Chu Xia said this weakly and pulled the quilt over and went to sleep. She was so tired.
Chen Daren bent down and kissed Chu Xia, rubbed his hands and barely went to find Su Bingxuan and the others.
Hearing the sound of Chen Zhiyuan slipping through the door and picking the lock, Song Muqing said nervously: "Sister Bingxuan is here, what should I do?" (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!