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"Mr. Wu, you misunderstood..."
Noting that Wu Qingchen's face quickly changed to the loofah, Huang Xing hurriedly walked to the front of the officer and explained: "The food on this plate is just closer to the food in the Middle Ages, but the ingredients they use are completely different from the actual taste."
"Hmm?" Wu Qingchen turned his head.
"Please try it." Huang Xing's smiling expression was a bit encouraging.
Wu Qingchen looked at the dark food in front of him again.
The impression of the medieval world was so bad. Wu Qingchen looked around and took a while before he finally made up his mind. He hesitated to dig up a small spoonful of peas, and then pretended to accidentally shake off a few of them, and then slowly put them into his mouth.
It is refreshing and moist, and the fragrance remains on the cheeks.
The taste is quite good.
Wu Qingchen's expression immediately stretched out.
"Try something else." Huang Xing pointed at the plate in front of Wu Qingchen again.
Wu Qingchen cut a small piece of barbecue.
It melts at the mouth and is pleasant to the point.
"Tsk, not bad!"
Wu Qingchen raised his eyebrows.
Licking his lips, Wu Qingchen began to deal with Huo and eggs.
These two foods are also very delicious.
"Mr. Wu..."
When Wu Qingchen wiped out half of the food on the plate, Huang Xing pointed to the display screen: "Please take a look."
Like the previous comparison, the disgusting expressions of the Middle Ages when accepting food are once again in stark contrast to the dining scenes taken instantly at this moment.
"Uh..." Wu Qingchen didn't understand what Huang Xing meant.
"When it's time for the banquet..." Huang Xing pointed to the plate in front of Wu Qingchen: "If the same food is placed in front of you, you should think about the taste of the earth. Your mood should be much better...at least, you should be able to maintain basic politeness."
Lie to yourself?
Even if you can cheat your head, can you still cheat your mouth?
"Is this really OK?"
Wu Qingchen was not confident about his ability to deceive himself: "Think about the taste of the earth, I can really be happy... But what should I do when I eat? What should I do if I really get into my mouth? Can you still give me some takeaway to the Middle Ages?"
"cannot."
Huang Xing sighed heavily, his face full of deep regret.
From Huang Xing's expression at this moment, we can see that if he could really give it to him, this middle-aged bureaucrat would never mind taking off his suit and changing into the uniform of the delivery guy.
"But..." A few regrets, Huang Xing continued: "Mr. Wu, although we cannot deliver takeout, we can at least help you to avoid eating these things in the Middle Ages."
"Yes." Wu Qingchen nodded. As his status increased and his freedom time increased, Wu Qingchen did rarely eat dark food in the medieval world.
"Then, what should I do when I mentioned the few banquets I just mentioned?"
"It's very simple..." Huang Xing said slowly: "Don't eat a bite."
"Don't eat?" Wu Qingchen frowned slightly: "What does it mean?"
"When you were in Akerry's village..."
Huang Xing sighed softly: "We can also think of ways to clean kitchen utensils, tableware and ingredients as many times as possible, and improve other hygiene conditions. In this way, the medical team is worried every day... And after you go out, the baron, the church, and the Playa family banquets, obviously, even these simplest and most basic improvements cannot be guaranteed... After many research and deductions, the medical team's opinion is that the only way is to not eat a bite!"
"Why don't you eat?" Wu Qingchen frowned.
"Please see..." Huang Xing operated the mobile display again. In the video, the same location of the castle restaurant, several actors - still dressed in the same dress as Wu Qingchen, but their appearance was obviously different from the previous one - were tableware in front of them, and several actors smiled and slowly ate these things.
"Huh? Why?" After watching for two or three minutes, Wu Qingchen didn't see any tricks.
Huang Xing pressed fast forward.
More than ten seconds later, in the fast-forward scene, several actors ate the food in front of them completely.
After eating, the actors pushed open the tableware, raised their sleeves, wiped their mouths gracefully, and then stood up at the same time.
Taking a few steps back, several actors put their right hands into the outer robe at the same time. When their arms reappeared, a cloth bag appeared in their hands.
Next, the actors walked back to the dining table, put the bag on top of the tableware, and shook it regularly for a few times, and the beans, eggs, and barbecue were classified and reinstalled on the dining plate.
Several actors retreated at the same time again and gave up the shooting angle.
Several foods were complete and steaming, as if they had never been touched.
"This...this...this..."
Wu Qingchen rubbed his eyes uncontrollably.
"See..." Huang Xing said with a smile: "David, Kyle, Louis, Joe... are from France, the United States, Italy, and the Netherlands, and are the most famous magicians in the world."
"Magic...how can I do this!"
Wu Qingchen couldn't help but touch his forehead.
"Of course." Huang Xing nodded: "If you want to do what they are, it seems like you have never been touched at all, of course it is difficult... However, if you just deceive the indigenous people of the Middle Ages, it is not very difficult."
“Huh?”
Just as he was talking about this, Huang Xing suddenly frowned and stared at Wu Qingchen's forehead: "Don't touch, what's wrong with you here?"
"Um?"
I just touched it lightly, nothing happened!
Wu Qingchen raised his head slightly like a conditioned reflex.
Really didn't feel anything, Wu Qingchen bowed his head again.
Then, Wu Qingchen discovered that the food inside the plate in front of him had disappeared.
"Half an hour." Huang Xing took out a cloth bag from his clothes: "I only learned this trick for half an hour."
Brother! If you can host the training, your level will never be low?
Don’t bureaucrats need calmness the most?
Can you use this to demonstrate it personally?
Wu Qingchen looked at Huang Xing with laughter and cry.
"Making you relaxed is also an important part of my position."
As if he had guessed what Wu Qingchen thought, Huang Xing smiled casually.
Looking at this smile, Wu Qingchen suddenly became a little confused. The worldly style when he first met, the flattery of the emperor's golden shoulder pole, the humor at this moment, and the occasional anxiety, which side is Huang Xing's true face?
“Um…”
Unable to tell any reason, Wu Qingchen lowered his head and used the food from another plate to slightly conceal his emotions.
After a few bites, Wu Qingchen, who was already full, pushed open the plate: "Actually it's quite fun... I'll learn to read it."
"Um……"
Huang Xing handed the cloth bag to his assistant beside him and waved his hand. The magicians that Wu Qingchen had seen in the video just now walked to Wu Qingchen.
Huang Xing's time was quite accurate. In about half an hour, Wu Qingchen learned simple food hiding skills.
After another half an hour, Wu Qingchen learned the simple props made by using this little magic.
According to the Earth's usual thinking, eggs cannot be placed in a basket.
After about half an hour, Wu Qingchen mastered several other items such as refusing some food, getting up halfway through excuses, deliberately overturning the plate, and other diverse ways to refuse junk food, as well as supporting excuses and rhetoric.
After the problem of eating is solved, the response training for abnormal processes is accelerated.
How should we deal with etiquette properly when relatives are ridiculed by the Baron's power?
When explaining techniques such as treating oxen, mobile honeycombs, and artificial intervention and grouping, how should we gradually convince the ignorant cowherds, the self-confidenced farmer, and the clergy who advocate nature?
During the on-site guidance of advanced technology, for hundreds of years, villagers who have been repeating farming methods for generations have been uneasy and restless, how should they comfort themselves most efficiently when they are restless?
The results show that if the upper class likes and lower class loves it, how should the second generation of Jue and Mu turn it into friends with them if they are jealous?
...Wait and wait.
In short, it is still the core idea of "Milling Strategy":
Avoid all the troubles that can be avoided and ensure safety to the greatest extent possible.
Unify all forces that can be united and maintain stability to the greatest extent possible.
Considering the repeated compromises and concessions, it is easy to cause rebellious psychology or repressive emotions. When conducting these trainings, Huang Xing, the accompanying officers and the training experts all expressed to Wu Qingchen openly and secretly:
Mr. Wu Qingchen, you have a noble status and are extraordinary. Whether on earth or the medieval world, your future is infinitely bright and infinitely broad.
These small rotten grass fireworks of the indigenous people of the Middle Ages cannot be compared with the bright moon in the sky of Wu Qingchen.
At present, the small concessions and necessary compromises are all for safety. After half a year, the second generation of Jue, the second generation of Mu, and the relatives of lovers are far inferior to Wu Qingchen's influence and status; after a year, these small corners will definitely not be worth mentioning and all become jumping clowns; and after two years, even their backers, the Baron, the Deacon, etc. will be native chickens and dogs, vulnerable.
In more than 200 countries on Earth, 7 billion human beings will remember Mr. Wu Qingchen's deep contribution and great sentiment to endure humiliation and pay attention to the overall situation.
At the same time, more than 200 countries on Earth and 7 billion human beings will never forget the sacrifices Mr. Wu Qingchen has made for the earth and the possible shames he may encounter.
The staff team guaranteed that during this period, all the scumbags who offended Mr. Wu would be recorded on the record and left to Wu Qingchen to take a list afterwards.
The executive team promised that from departments that are frightened by the FB, Ca, KGB, Urban Management Brigade, Cannibal Tribe and other departments on earth, elite soldiers and generals will be drawn to form a special team to refine and combine the secret techniques of each department and innovate them, so as to ensure that those who need to be a new person can enjoy it and will never be forgotten.
The medical team also stated that during the operation, it will provide synchronous support to ensure that these objects have full enjoyment time and double-enlarge the touch and psychological feelings.
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Chapter completed!