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The hatred and curse of the military advisers towards the leaders of the thieves fully demonstrates the truth that the snake swallows the elephant in a lack of heart.

If before this accident happened, the Earth team heard that Wu Qingchen and his party could get a valuable, close-to-actual drill without paying any price. I believe any staff officer would be laughing from ear to ear.

In fact, the attitude of military advisers belongs to the minority.

In order to reduce noise and improve efficiency, representatives from all over the country at the conference table and the advisory groups attending far away were equipped with headsets and throat senders. The headsets were easy to say, but everyone was used to them. The throat senders were a little uncomfortable for these gentlemen who were in high positions.

Therefore, experts in other fields who are closer to military consultants have heard the narratives of the competent consultants intermittently.

Listening to these remarks that are obviously contrary to safety first and stability first, listening to these attitudes that only regretted Wu Qingchen and his party did not fight the thieves, especially hearing the divergent plan of "From the information currently available, there are also thieves near the parish and baron leader. When returning to Akerli Village, you may consider asking Mr. Wu Qingchen to find their traces."

If it weren't for the obvious failure to beat these bastards who were in their brains and had extremely unpleasant expressions in other fields, they would have jumped up long ago and shot out the dog brains of these military advisers first!

Fortunately, the representatives carefully selected by various countries for astronomical events are basically mature and persistent figures and do not have the natural aggressiveness and risk-taking factors of military groups.

"Although this time the encounter with the thieves produced a certain positive effect... but the causes, after and results lack practical controllability. In the future, we should try our best to avoid such incidents and adhere to the implementation of the original plan."

It is not difficult to see from the final judgment of the interim committee that the official attitude towards the unexpected result is cautious optimism.

———————

Super permissions, internal information, outstanding colleagues, social responsibility, rapid progress, obtain achievements, and realize yourself...

After a few days, Qin Gengxin has fallen deeply in love with the new profession of "Shui Army" that pays money to post.

The shrill air defense alarm had just ended. While taking a deep breath, he fumbled carefully all over his body and confirmed that there were no parts missing and no pain. Qin Gengxin quickly got up from the floor and rushed to the computer.

“What’s the situation?”

"I'm fucking scared!"

"I'm still shaking."

"I'm not afraid of you making fun of it, I've really peed."

"Damn, I read all my last words into my phone voice! Now I remember who will leave them to?"

Joint venture-in-specially invited commentators work group, the sighs of surviving the disaster quickly flooded the screen.

After the shock, the content of exploring the reasons was quickly launched.

"What the hell is going on with my grass?"

"Is there any news? Is there any conclusion?"

“The information has not been updated.”

"Summon the group leader!"

About seven minutes later, the group owner appeared: The special clip of the "Thieves Incident" has been uploaded to the group file. Please browse it as soon as possible. The relevant task link list will be updated soon. Please pay attention to the guidance of hot words.

Qin Gengxin quickly entered the group file, and with just a little shaking, the number of downloads of the "Thieves Incident" video has been refreshed to 379.

"My grass!"

Qin Gengxin subconsciously shouted, turning the number into 380.

"I see……"

When watching the special edit of the "Thieves Incident", based on the habits formed in the past few days, Qin Gengxin and his colleagues began to discuss the upcoming direction of public opinion guidance in the joint venture-special commentator work group.

"'Accidentality' and 'full preparation' are definitely the key points..." The group members spoke "deep and basically rely on pretentiousness". This is a 50,000 party who is good at forum debate: "The staff team can formulate 10,000 plans, and the training team can plan 10,000 projects. Mr. Wu Qingchen only has one. Regardless of time and energy, it is impossible to cover everything. He can only grow selectively and purposefully. The "Escape of the Thieves Group" is an accidental event with a very small probability. Although Mr. Wu Qingchen did not receive targeted training in the "Escape of the Thieves Group", his actual performance has fully proved that for similar accidental items, the training content arranged by the Earth team has actually been 'fully prepared'."

"This time the thief just echoes the traffic part in the "Milling Strategy"..." Mr. Guanghua, a member of the imperial group, pointed out: "The road I encountered personally was not stable, and Mr. Wu Qingchen appeared and said that it could add a heavyweight reason to build the Mill."

"The three thieves caught are also a gain..." said a group member who is good at textual research. "No matter how small the mosquitoes are, they are still meat. The more human resources, the better... Moreover, these three thieves come from three places, and the surrounding area that the earth is urgently needed, especially the political, economic and natural environment of forest edge areas, and there are three more information channels with rich experience."

"Pay attention to the current appearance of the sender and the police officer..." Qin Gengxin also contributed some ideas: "These three thieves can also allow the people around Wu Qingchen to receive the spiritual baptism of remembering the bitterness and sweetness."

"Not bad...it's OK with the woods..."

“…”

The incorporated 500 Party is in full swing, and she is trying hard to discuss the public opinion guidance plan.

A few minutes later, the official guiding plan came:

: List of results of thieves.

: Decide the corresponding training subjects that Wu Qingchen responds correctly.

:The positive effect of the thief incident on the Mill Strategy.

:Thieves and prisoners are widely used.

:The significance of encounters to Wu Qingchen's training.

: The combat effectiveness of encounter battles on core human resources has been improved.

:Screensure of emergency events on core human resources.

:The huge improvement of cohesion caused by spending the crisis together.

...

Wait and wait.

The official sprinkler truck has sufficient water volume, and the routines discussed by the 50 cents have been almost all covered, and it provides rich materials, sufficient evidence, detailed data, close logic, and convincing.

"Antoine ran 1322 seconds in a hundred meters! Can she run so fast with a weapon? She disappeared and her tongue was spit out... This guy, Mr. Wu Qingchen was in vain!"

"Longcorn is not bad either! He secretly put the 'compressed biscuits' given by Wu Qingchen, and he secretly put the long-eared duffel bag..."

"I can't tell, Harry, a little serf, usually doesn't say anything, but at the critical moment, he actually hit the forefront!"

"Abveil is going to be in trouble! 17 meters! When the three thieves were about to appear, this guy had already secretly retreated 17 meters! This bastard is usually so attentive, knowing people but not the heart!"

"Damn it! If it weren't for this accident, the psychologist would have been tricked by him! I don't know what trouble will happen in the future!"

Looking at these information, the 50 cents had to admit that the official has indeed put a lot of effort into this public opinion guidance work.

However, publicity belongs to publicity and information belongs to information.

The terrified earthlings can now be patient and accept this information calmly?

Can you calm down?

Regarding this issue, the status of a university interest group is more representative:

———————

"The corresponding plan...full preparation...correct decisions..."

The commentary items were scrolling overwhelmingly in the mobile phone, computer, and radio. The team leader from the School of Environmental Engineering sneered while looking through: "If you run away, you will run away. Mr. Wu Qingchen is in the world. Can someone force him to play a one-on-one challenge? Is it okay to blow the escape in the battle so far? "

"Combat power... encounter battle... positive effect... significant significance... I bah!"

The deputy team leader from the School of Chemical Technology looked disdainful: "It's so fucking tall and arrogant... I continue to fool, just look at these information. I thought it was a battle of hundreds of regiments, a Normandy landing, and ace army's decisive battle!"

"Bad ace showdown!"

"The two cowards meet!"

"The chickens peck at each other!"

"Victory than bad!"

———————

One thousand eight hundred years later.

Middle Ages.

Inside the bus.

After two stops, Shen Lin continued to stare out the window in a daze.

In my ears, the old lady has already called the passage of "Express Eckery":

"Countless poisonous crows covered the sky and the sun, and rushed into the air; huge strange beasts swooped down, trees fell down... The shaken retreated, and the gap appeared... Sharp claws, long tongues, the unrighteous people were covered with deep poisonous mist, the saints were heavy in mind, and their bodies were weak... Hunger, curse, pain, bite, crazy, rampage, evil orders came from the top of the mountain..."

"Exorcist! The man threw wheat, honey, and vanilla into the sky, and the boundless poisonous crows scattered... Clean! The man sprinkled the holy water on the earth, and the big trees climbed up to the sky, firmly bound the strange beasts... Pity! The divine light shone on the unrighteous man, the thick poisonous mist dissipated, the soft claws turned into hands, and the long tongue dissipated and spit out human voice:... May your mercy forgive the pain in the world, and may your glory shine on all the world."

"That..."

I don’t know if it’s because I’m depressed, the weather is bad, the smell of buns coming from the bus is too strong, or the old lady’s nagging for too long…

In short, in a bad mood, he always looked at Shen Lin outside the window and opened his mouth that had been tightly closed for two stops: "This grandma is both vanilla, holy water, and divine light... She is so powerful that why is there never a horse next to the sculpture of Los/Wu Qingchen?"

"There is no horse around that man", this is a religious joke with a long history.

It was the darkest era in history. A certain nobleman did not dare to publish his last words until his death, and later generations took out their graves.

After a series of packages such as confiscation of property by the church, seizing tenants, cutting off titles, and expelling churches, this kind and kindness was in despair and angry, from countless piles of old papers, it was concluded that before the "that man", there were often war horses in the church sculptures, and after the "that man", the church sculptures no longer had horses.

The conscientious gentleman therefore guessed that when the "man" shines brightly in the vast world, he is probably not as invincible as the church claims later. The church was worried about arousing associations, so he simply cancelled all the war horses that best symbolize courage and victory at that time.

Jokes are jokes, and jokes are not just jokes.

Chen Lin regretted it as soon as he finished saying this.

It is inappropriate to call the holy name directly. The last three words are closer to blasphemy. As for the last joke...

It doesn't take too long. Hundreds of years ago, the guy who committed the first item would probably be smashed by the dog's heads by the people around him. If he committed the second item, he might go to the Inquisition to have tea. If he committed the third item, there would definitely be another piece of fuel on the stake.
To be continued...
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