The friendly smile of the farming officer, fresh fruits in the plate, eye-catching black finger marks under the candlelight

Time seems to be frozen at this moment. Zi Yuge Pavilion om

"Beast!" "Eat your mother!" "Do you want your paws to be so mean!"

At this moment, if the farmer appears on Earth, he will probably not live for three seconds and will be torn to pieces by the gritted earthlings.

People on earth who watch the video can also use scolding and cursing to vent their anger in their hearts.

In the Middle Ages, Wu Qingchen's temples leaped twitching, but he had to force himself to control himself.

Wu Qingchen took a deep breath.

fine!

It doesn't matter!

This is nothing!

He didn't mean it!

Wu Qingchen tried extremely hard to suppress his emotions, and quickly recalled the recent period in his mind. When he returned to the earth to "rest independently", he had a fixed hour of game time every day.

First blood was given in 20 seconds of the game, and my teammates never scolded me

I accidentally snatched me by the enemy by buying equipment with small animals. My teammates never scolded me.

When I was chasing the enemy in the team battle, I blocked my own people, and my teammates never scolded me

When the enemy base camp was about to be blown up, the teammates never scolded me

It has to be said that the Earth Staff Team is specifically responsible for the professional player team designed for Wu Qingchen's personality. The twists and turns of ravages and destruction of Wu Qingchen, which has indeed greatly improved Wu Qingchen's endurance, self-control and control.

In at most five seconds, Wu Qingchen successfully controlled his mouth and swallowed the saliva that almost spitted on the face of the farmer's officer. Wu Qingchen also successfully controlled his right hand and put away the silver fork that almost forked the farmer's officer's claws on the dining table.

However, no matter how hard he tried, Wu Qingchen still couldn't achieve complete peace.

When he put the silver plates containing the fruit back in front of him, Wu Qingchen's arms were trembling slightly, his face seemed to be crying and laughing, and his expression was extremely stiff.

Such behavior is really too easy to misunderstand.

"Tsk" The farming officer gently patted Wu Qingchen on the shoulder again: "It's just a few pieces of fruit, what's the difference compared to the trouble you reduced to me? Don't take it seriously, eat it quickly."

"" Wu Qingchen opened his mouth and closed it again, not wanting to say a word to this pig teammate, this bastard who repaid his grudges for revenge.

At this time, another nanny came over, holding a large pot of clay pot in her hands, which contained the second dish for the dinner.

The second dish is vegetables.

It consists of various green foods such as carrots, cabbage, water spinach, onions, etc.

This time, you must not let the bastard be troubled anymore!

With the lessons of fruits, when the delivery nanny was two or three steps away, Wu Qingchen had already stood up and his arms were stretched out with his hands stretched out.

Wu Qingchen successfully filled a bowl of vegetables himself.

By the way, the second error signal is given.

"Huh? Your Excellency Loss likes eating vegetables so much?"

What do you want to do?

Wu Qingchen suddenly turned around and saw again in a daze that the enthusiastic farmer picked up the vegetable bowl that had just been filled - and inserted his black and yellow thumb into the vegetable soup - generously pushed it in front of Wu Qingchen.

Wu Qingchen couldn't stand it anymore.

"Your finger"

"Finger? What's wrong?" The farmer frowned, raised his right hand in confusion and looked at it, and soon suddenly realized.

The next moment, the farming officer smiled slightly, put his thumb with green juice into his mouth and sucked: "Oh, it's okay, I'm not afraid of being hot."

———————

Earth.

Jiang County, a rental house.

The square table flew far away with the mouse, keyboard, cigarette, lighter, wine bottle and display screen placed on it.

Li Zhencai roared to the sky: "I'm so hot!"

On the left and right, upstairs and downstairs, countless roaring echoes came from all directions: "I'm going to vomit!" "Come on a bowl of boiling water to scald this bitch to death!" "Cao Nima's farming officer!" "Vales, right? Cao Nima, I remember you!"

The capital, public opinion guidance group.

"Oh" the joint venture sighed long, and when it was so suspicious that he planned to vomit his entire lungs together, he finally said: "Shut your breath, hold your breath!"

"Three minutes." The joint office looked at the parameters in the lower left corner: "It took only three minutes and the farming officer successfully became the public enemy of all the people on earth. This bastard is so fucking capable! It is a hundred times better than the last time that damn cowherd!"

"Fengmu/Ballet/Akford, please record the full name of this bastard." The joint venture continued to sigh and said, "The keywords above are probably coming soon."

"Ten thousand ways to kill this bastard?"

"How is it possible? The situation of the farming officer this time is completely different from the situation of the cowherd last time!" The joint venture shook his head with a wry smile: "Although this guy is both troublesome and annoying, he is the entire Akford leader. At present, the leadership with the highest favorable impression of Wu Qingchen has such high-quality human resources, and the staff team is not able to protect it. How can it be killed?"

"I'm a slut!" The co-working office was stunned for a moment and quickly reacted: "What do you mean is that we're going to cleanse this bastard soon?"

"well"

The joint venture sighed again, "That's why I said, fucking breath!"

———————

Middle World, Restaurant.

"No need, eat it yourself." Wu Qingchen pushed the vegetable bowl in front of the farming officer.

"It's okay, if you like to eat, eat more." The farming officer pushed him back.

"It's really no need. I'll eat this one myself." Wu Qingchen pushed again.

"You are young and it's time to eat. Eating more is good." The farming official continued to recommend.

"There are still many good things later, so I have to keep some stomach." Wu Qingchen was wise in a hurry.

"Oh, okay." The farmer finally caught the vegetable bowl.

"And" Wu Qingchen quickly made a fuss while it was hot: "Don't give me other foods later, I really can't eat that much."

"Well" Looking at Wu Qingchen's belly, the farming officer finally nodded reluctantly: "Oh, you are indeed too thin now."

Finally got rid of this big trouble

Wu Qingchen breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that his whole spirit was consumed half.

During the time when Wu Qingchen solved the enthusiasm of the farming officials, the third and fourth dishes were delivered to everyone.

They are fish and white bread. - fried fish with two palm-length lengths of each person, and four pieces of white bread with cigarette boxes.

The following food was cheese, porridge and eggs.

Looking at the five newly delivered food, Wu Qingchen breathed a little relieved.

Fortunately, Baron Akford's taste is quite normal.

If you can't hold the magic bag after waiting for it, you can barely eat the food that has been put on, such as fried fish, porridge, eggs, and the vegetable soup just now.

The food that must be secretly solved is cheese that is sticking to unknown objects, white bread with suspicious spots, and fruits that have been touched by dog ​​paws.

Thinking of this, Wu Qingchen looked around.

So far, everyone has served the first seven servings of food, and the ministers at the table have begun to enjoy the food they have allocated.

Although as the ruling class, everyone here can fill their stomachs every day, it was the middle of summer when they were busy with childbirth. After working hard all day, everyone was already hungry. When they were assigned the seventh portion of food, the conversation in the restaurant was already very light, replaced by loud chewing, snoring, and swallowing.

good!

The opportunity is here!

Wu Qingchen looked around again, and after confirming completely, he quietly changed the fork to his left hand, leaned forward slightly, and began to lower his head to "drink" vegetable soup.

Through the video, countless people on earth saw: using various obstacles such as robes, fingers, other dishes and bowls to block other people's sight, and using various methods such as light, positional illusions, blind spots in the field of vision, Wu Qingchen "drinks" a piece of fruit in the silver plate near his right hand.

"Good skills!" "Beautiful job!" "Fingers are getting more and more flexible!" "I'm much more skilled than when I secretly put salt."

When the earthlings praised it, Wu Qingchen quickly killed four pieces of fruit and two slices of white bread. Just as Wu Qingchen was planning to continue his efforts, the delivery lady started distributing food again.

Everyone's eyes began to gather in the bright lights, and Wu Qingchen stopped tactfully.

The eighth dish is not a dish, but a drink in the dining room. Well, that's not completely correct.

Because the first three items brought by several food delivery nannies were beer, ale and wine, while the fourth one was honey.

Starting from the meal drinks, the types and portions that everyone gets are no longer exactly the same.

There are all kinds of things in front of Wu Qingchen, with less wine in the next level and no honey in the next level.

Looking at the four "drinks" in front of him, Wu Qingchen was under a lot of pressure.

Honey is okay, it can basically ensure safety.

As for the other three glasses of wine, Wu Qingchen touched the beads of sweat that appeared on his forehead at some point, no matter how safe these things were, as long as he drank them, he would immediately become the worst traffic accident perpetrator in global history.
To be continued...