63 The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea
There is a saying that heroes have similar views.
United States of America, Senate.
Member of the Senate of the United States, aide to the National Administration and Budget Agency of the United States, Minister of Health and People's Services of the Federal Government of the United States, and Office of the Member of the United Nations Interim Committee on Astronomical Events.
"Bang!"
"Is this the opinion of the gentlemen who spend $300,000 a month?" The MP, staff member, minister, and his Excellency of the Commissioner, threw the bound documents in his hands onto his desk.
"Sorry, Senator..." The intern who had just graduated from a prestigious university was trembling.
"Bang!"
"Is this the result of the Senate Special Committee's emergency video conference?" The blue-veined arm slammed heavily on the round and plump desk.
"Sorry, Senator..." The intern who passed the thesis defense only half a month ago was trembling.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Dang..." "...dang...dang...dang..."
"Go to *democracy and freedom! Go to *universal values! Go to *American Dream! Is it time to output these bitch-raising things?" The handmade custom-made formal sleeves suddenly waved out, throwing the pen holder, phone, binding machine, business card holder on the desk, and the disgusting document all over the floor.
"Sorry, Senator..." The intern who never really faced the rage of political creatures felt that his feet were unstable.
"Go, move out!" After the desk, the senator stood up and pressed his hands on the table. He seemed to be staring at the prey as if the eagle patrolling the territory stared at the prey. He roared at the interns who were about to faint in the office: "Hurry up, move all the documents in the fax machine here!"
The intern quickly brought a lot of documents from the fax machine that kept making noise.
"Girls, take a look, learn a little..." After pulling a few copies, the senator read: "I have loved to be clean since I was a child. The little boy sitting in front of me - Wu Qingchen's kindergarten classmate's memories!"
"The most profound school cleaning in my memory - a composition template for Wu Qingchen's junior high school classmates!"
"A refreshing desk - an internal corporate reading for Wu Qingchen's company!"
"What a wonderful text! Girls, do you understand? Do you understand? This is the acupuncture that American citizens need now, this is the stimulant that American citizens urgently need! This is the aircraft carrier fighter that the world police need most now!"
Mr. Senator's judgment is undoubtedly very accurate, and Mr. Senator's decision is undoubtedly very decisive.
Unfortunately, in addition to the similar opinions of heroes, there is also a saying in this world that a good cook cannot cook without rice.
After the astronomical incident, "Wu Qingchen Kindergarten, preschool class, elementary school, junior high school, high school, college classmates", "Wu Qingchen's family, relatives, neighbors, colleagues", "Wu Qingchen's bun shop downstairs, corner supermarkets, alley dumpling shop owners", "Couriers, takeaways, computer repairmen in Linjiang Community, Jiangxian County" and other relevant personnel were copied by Guaman, and they were listed as scarce resources by the government and were strictly prohibited from exporting.
In response to these high-quality resources that are scarce in all countries around the world, there is no prelude to the foreplay, and it is the first time to enter the most.
The astronomical time occurred less than an hour, and two expressway companies leading to Jiang County have been blocked.
In the second hour, five national highways and forty-one county highways were also blocked.
In the seventh hour, hundreds of village-level highways were blocked.
Under such a heavy siege, around Linjiang Community, Jiangxian, Jiangxian, Jiangxian, the hard-hit area, there were still overseas people holding various foreign media reporter certificates, local government invitation letters to attract investment, embassy and consulate diplomats and other documents.
These blonde gentlemen and ladies kept coming out from all kinds of incredible places such as rooftops, alleys, public toilets, garbage bins, sewers, etc., and stuffed a small note with a phone number, a 24-hour standby satellite phone, a stack of banknotes, a small note with a phone number, a phone number, or a box of banknotes, a small note with a phone number, and a phone number, and stuffed it into the arms of the passing "Wu Qingchen Resources".
Next, if time is still available, these ladies and gentlemen will quickly take photos instantly transmitted through satellites, while quickly making a series of promises made by swearing, such as green cards, nationality, work, house, wife, and even little wives.
If time is too late, lie on the ground and hug your face. Being caught by a large group of men who were already on the street or appear from various incredible angles, regardless of diplomatic influence, he called out an explosion-proof stick in a scattered manner, turned into a pool of dead dogs and dragged them into a truck and threw them away.
These blatant, risk-taking behaviors and moths to the flames are just helpless choices in countries with weak intelligence.
The traditional powers in the intelligence community have more tricks to play.
For example, a certain Western country.
In Jiang County, a long armed escort convoy was driving on a fully enclosed highway, twelve small drones suddenly emerged from a certain corner, instantly throwing out dozens of magnetic flying claws, and captured the third escort vehicle in full view of everyone. In less than a minute, a car, a driver, and four soldiers disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The convoy immediately contacted his superiors, and soon a large number of helicopters were dispatched for a carpet search. Thirty minutes later, ten kilometers away from the expressway, a escort truck was found in an abandoned village. The driver and the soldiers were still there, but they had been anesthetized by the infused ether gas.
The entire process did not fire, and the most important materials in the escort fleet were accurately stolen by the other party: Wu Qingchen's homework book for three years in junior high school!
More than ten hours later, at an abandoned dock in a coastal province, the coast guard blocked a team of armed personnel with "across the United States" but with unknown nationality, as well as a "American equipment" but with unknown nationality.
The operation book was arrested in a "civilian" submarine. On its left is a world's top laboratory cutting-edge scanner that "the United States just stolen" and on the right is the world's top laboratory cutting-edge satellite information transmission equipment - of course, it is also "just stolen from the United States."
Another example is a northern country.
Jiangxian’s network has been supervised for a long time, and communication has been supervised for a long time, but the computers of Jiangxian’s citizens’ homes inexplicably pop up pages of various conversations all day long.
My phone also answers all kinds of calls with garbled codes all day long!
The guys who spoke Chinese with a big tongue on the other end of the phone could tell all the information about the phone owner as soon as they opened their mouths. The proficiency of the business left all kinds of fraud groups out of eight streets.
Their requests are often simple:
"...No, please don't hang up the phone, yes... I know you don't know Wu Qingchen... Yes, I also know you don't know any relatives from Wu Qingchen's house. Are you in the bedroom now? You just need to open the window and take a few photos."
Yes, you only need to take a few photos.
There is no need for citizens to worry about how to take pictures, how to send them, or who to send them. As long as you just raised your phone according to their requirements, they will directly indicate that they have received it on the other end of the phone, and will also tell you very considerately: the photos and call records you just took have been deleted.
First-class service awareness!
As for the reward?
"Do you want a satellite phone? Do you want a top-end computer? Do you want a solid truck? If you want a cash, the current economic situation is not good. Will you collect the ruble? Why don't you get some ak47 for you? There are also RPGs! There is no limit on quantity! We are responsible for transportation to the door and ensure safety!"
This generous level is really terrifying, but no matter how the citizens of Jiang County set up whitelists/blacklists, their phones still keep ringing.
Even the arrears did not work. In order to fully ensure the communication quality of Jiangxian citizens, these foreign Lei Fengs got into the telecommunications system and helped hundreds of thousands of Jiangxian citizens fill out the phone numbers of all the shocking balance numbers.
It’s useless if the telecommunications loophole is blocked, so they have their own base station!
At the end of the matter, six strong armed police soldiers worked together and finally smashed the door of a basement with a breaking hammer. Only then did they realize that although the base blocking the door looked silly, big, black and thick, even if the whole body was creaking, they could still tirelessly popularize the wild survival knowledge points needed to deliver goods to the Sino-Russian border to the citizens of Jiangxian County!
This is the situation.
All the gangsters and Eight Immortals cross the sea and show their magical powers. However, under the strict defense of the Chinese government, the gains have always been limited.
Now, the Middle Ages World has just been promoted, and the freshly released cowherd Mr. Wu Qingchen is clearly facing a new situation, and the whole world is eager to see all the information about Wu Qingchen.
What to do? Do you copy the media reports of the Chinese government? Of course you have to move! And you have already started moving!
But if the United States does not make its own voice, what do the people think? What do the congressmen think? What do the president think?
What should I do if I can’t get someone who is really close to Wu Qingchen?
It doesn’t matter, don’t underestimate the capabilities of our Western media!
With the largest number of Chinese resources in the United States, San Francisco took the lead in making a move: "This is an exclusive interview with Wu Qingchen, the son of God in the eyes of his college deskmate!"
Although after careful makeup and talking to each other in the camera, people still vaguely feel something is wrong.
There is no way, after all, letting a middle-aged man who is nearly 100 years old play a newly graduated college student is a bit of a test of his acting skills.
However, San Francisco TV definitely did not lie, and this middle-aged man was indeed Wu Qingchen's deskmate at university.
However, the time the two of them sat on the same table was separated by a full twelve years, which was exactly the same as the number of sessions between the two alumni.
The central region without Chinese resources is not weak, and Cincinnati has another chance to win: "Entering the mysterious ancient country in the East - a unique medical concept and environmental sanitation concept!"
If the guy around me hadn't had a strong curry flavor on his body, even the host would almost think he was introducing traditional Chinese medicine.
It is more painful to find areas that are difficult for Asians to find, especially in small cities with less good road conditions, which feels even more deadly.
"How is it? Where have you been?"
The channel director Xu Yi's eyes were aimed at the direction. The sweaty assistant panted quickly while shook his head: "...It's too late. Now at this time... there are too many cars... and the police... also...it's also powerless..."
The director's face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Hi! Hi! Gentlemen, do something!" At the desk, the agent of the f-boy knocked on the table hard: "... It's only 5 minutes before the show starts!"
"I can't do anything!" The director grabbed his hair in pain, "The only eastern side that can be found is twenty blocks left here!"
"No, you must do it!" F's tone was as firm as the handcuffs on his waist! As firm as the m4a1 carbine in the hands of the two National Guards guarding the door of the office!
Five minutes later, looking at the teleprompt board that was suspended behind the camera and was written urgently within five minutes, the channel director personally put on the stage, and he said, "When I first arrived at Sichuan, a historical city on the east coast of China...
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When the staff officer is busy adjusting the plan, spy is busy stealing information, the government is busy maintaining stability, and the media is busy refuting rumors - by the way -
Earth May 12, 2012, the Middle Ages World February 8, 0001, Wu Qingchen/Los, the first batch of human resources that can be directly controlled, and the cowherd helpers are about to leave.
Chapter completed!