"Clang!"

The door was suddenly pushed open with great force, and the floor was shocked!

"I'll go, you're fine! Why don't you turn on the computer?"

The fat man Xu Ze rushed in sweat. Seeing Yang Chen leaning against the hospital bed, he shouted accountable.

"Open your sister, your phone is burning!"

"It's burning? Could it be that I'm interested in my brother's kidney 4?"

Xu Ze's suspicious eyes were full of questioning tone, as if Yang Chen had done something unsightly to his phone.

"I just fell in love with your 300-yuan Shensi. I'll use it for a few days. I haven't worked part-time in the past few days and encountered this incident again. Can I still have money?"

Yang Chen said angrily.

"I knew I was interested in my brother's Shensi, but I spent 500 yuan to buy Taiwan Shensi, and this Shensi will give you this! " Xu Ze said generously, then he carefully took out two mobile phones from his pocket, wiped one of them with his sleeves and rubbed them with his sleeves. The fat on his face twitched from time to time, which showed that the fat man's heart was bleeding now.

"Give it! The three hundred yuan thing really hurts you! I made money and buy a real kidney 5 for you!"

"One word is certain!"

The fat man turned his back on his face faster than reading the book. His bitter face suddenly spread out the clouds and the clouds turned to clear, and his nose and eyes suddenly narrowed together.

"Hehe, although I know it's an international joke, I'll be satisfied with your words."

The fat man looked intoxicated, like a confession of his most sincere emotions, then bowed and placed his phone in Yang Chen's hand very gentlemanly.

When he bowed, the two balls on his chest suddenly jumped unrestrainedly, which was enough to make most girls feel ashamed.

"Damn!" Yang Chen looked dark, and when he remembered the fat man's cuteness, he was speechless.

I remember that during the summer vacation, the fat man wore a blue basketball sportswear. When he changed his clothes, the fat man Xu Ze sat on the chair with his legs on his chest. Perhaps it was a spoof. He bent his legs, pressed his knees on his chest, and then covered his knees with his wide sweatshirt, and then pretended to be cute.

The pictures taken, the pair of G-breasts, really shocked the entire campus and made countless people laugh.

At that time, Xu Ze's breasts would always become the target of strong attention for girls!

"Have you seen a woman staring at a man's breast? Welcome to Huadu University, where you can see this scene as much as you like!"

This is the most popular post on Huadu University’s BBS so far!

"Not to mention, just this 300-yuan kidney fourth, I can buy it for 200 yuan for recycling! This guy is the same, can you tell the difference between real and fake?

Although this thing is already a mess, it is still a magical tool for pretending to be slings!"

Xu Ze was arrogant.

Yang Chen took a look at the copycat version of the iPhone in his hand. Indeed, in this regard, Chinese people are very admirable. After the copycat, they are exactly the same. They can own them without 400 yuan.

However, this has nothing to do with Yang Chen, as long as it can be useful. If you really pursue fashion and show off, then use Vitu or something, one unit is more than ten units.

Of course, that is the welfare of the rich second generation and has nothing to do with the penis.

"Well, then brother will use your magic weapon to pretend to behave!"

Yang Chen smiled.

"Ha, if you are willing to show off, that's really awesome!" Xu Ze was overjoyed immediately. He always felt that Yang Chen was hidden, especially after storing the goddess with the real "silk counterattack", Xu Ze was even more impressed.

Just say that the hospitalized warm ward is a warm ward, but it is actually a VIP room. This series of special care is done by the goddess myself!

"Brother, honestly, you can pick up my sister, I'll give it to you! Don't worry!" Xu Ze said seriously.

"Uh, brother, big brother, uncle, please stop talking about this topic in the future?" Yang Chen said speechlessly.

"Uh, although my brother looks a bit bad, my sister is definitely the best-selling water spirit." The fat man's expression was serious, and he was about to swear to the sky.

"Come on, you don't feel bad, but the feeling of bad is very strong, okay!" Yang Chen was powerless to complain.

"Brother, we also pay attention to a good match. You have been jumping around for so long and jumping so happily, but in the end, you still can't keep up with the goddess's footsteps. When you eat, she won't say you put more salt, and you won't say you don't need so much oil. But my sister is really thrifty, virtuous, gentle and generous, beautiful and cute, and knowledgeable..."

"Sorry, seeing your appearance and aesthetic views, I doubt whether your sister came from Mars... Blind dates are dangerous, you need to be cautious when entering the industry! Or... forget it!" Yang Chen glanced at the fat man Xu Ze, and looked at the thick pores on his face. There seemed to be a lot of black mud in his pores. In the black dots, like the dust of ancient times, he immediately thought of such a so-called "beauty", and his tolerance suddenly dropped sharply.

"brother……"

"If I'm a brother, stop talking, wait until I'm done."

"Okay, okay!"

The fat man compromised.

"By the way, BBS... show me your copycat IPAD." When talking about **, Yang Chen felt a little uncomfortable, but he also wanted to know what the situation was on BBS.

"This...it's almost 700,000 clicks, you're popular. Just watch it yourself...it's a little bit more."

The fat man wanted to hide this matter, but Yang Chen asked directly, and he was quite helpless and honestly took out a white 1PAD from his big trouser pocket.

That’s right, the trademark of the copycat IPAD is ‘1PAD’.

...

On the BBS of Huadu University, a post with a top-topped and pics has been clicked on 730,000.

Yang Chen opened the post with a calm expression. In the post, his already embarrassed photo was maliciously vilified by someone, and it was accompanied by various unbearable remarks.

"Yang Chen can go and serve the emperor!"

"Wrong! Yang Chen can practice the Sunflower Book!"

"Louzhu is OUT, Yang Chen has begun to practice the Evil-Breaking Sword Sketch, and he wants to achieve a new generation of Dongfang Bubai!"

"On the upper floor, I bought a watch last year. Brother Hei Chen is so angry, he is still a human being?!"

...

In addition to the messages of all the boys, some girls are wearing vest IDs but speak very boldly.

"I didn't expect that when I was soft, I wouldn't have been so soft that I would have been dying of enjoyment in the future."

"What a big guy, I'm so envious, jealous and hateful. If I use it for me, I don't have to make excuses to prepare cucumbers for facial masks. What a pity, it's useless now."

"The sponge body is ruined, and now it's absurd by other people's descendants. Xiao Han is really cruel."

"Master Xiao? It may not be his own, right? Although Yang Chen is handsome, he is just a sling. He rejected many rich and beautiful women. Do you think they don't hate them?"

...

Faced with these remarks, Yang Chen almost vomited blood when he saw them.

"...Fatty, please go through the discharge procedures for me, I'm going to be discharged."

With a sigh, Yang Chen put away his heart and said to the fat man immediately.

"No, right? Are you stimulated? You are discharged from the hospital now? Xia Xinyan has paid you all the hospitalization fee. It's so much money for you to live, and it's so much money for you to live, and it's so much money for you to live, and it's so much waste if you don't live!

Damn, there are such good conditions, wireless Internet access, and nurses and girls help you massage from time to time. If you don’t live, let me live!"

Speaking of nurse MM, Fang Ze's expression is the real excitement.

"So excited? As for? I said I was discharged from the hospital, so there was no big problem. Xinyan just happened to say that the house she lived in before was given to me, and I planned to leave the dormitory and move in." Considering the cultivation matters, Yang Chen finally accepted the gift of Xia Xinyan's house.

He was not living in good condition, but he was also self-reliant. Xia Xinyan probably was afraid of stimulating Yang Chen's self-esteem, so she never deliberately gave Yang Chen anything. Since dating, the house and hospitalization fees he gave this time were considered a precedent.

"You - a beast, didn't Xia Xinyan live with Fang Qingxue at first? Then didn't you live with her? Didn't Fang Qingxue hate you at one time?"

Fang Ze was simply envious and jealous of Yang Chen for everything. Living together and living together. When he thought of the word "living together", he was so excited.

"Xinyan lives so big. She is Xinyan's friend. She will definitely leave if I go to live. You're so excited!"

Yang Chen glanced at the fat man.

"It's hard to say, for people like Fang Qingxue, it's really hard to say! He kept saying stinky men were like a resentful woman.

However, some women nowadays are broken by people in their teenage years. When they are in their twenties, they don’t know how many men have been with them, or how many husbands have been called, and they still shout, “There are no good men in this world and no true love.” For such a woman, I just want to say four words: Please contact me!”

Xu Ze said with a lewd smile.

"You go and tell the other party Qingxue?" Yang Chen seemed to smile.

"I don't want to die so early!" Fang Ze shivered.

"But she is behind you!" Yang Chen shrugged, saying that it had nothing to do with him.

"ah--"

Fang Ze screamed and turned around, but found that there was no one behind him.

"Your sister, black me!"

"You are stupid. Do you think Fang Qingxue will come here to see my silk? You're leaving, sorting out your things, and going back to school!"

Yang Chen opened the quilt, took the clothes and put them on.

"If you really leave, I'll go to the hospital to refund some money. It's a little bit to get a refund. You and your sister haven't paid the tuition fees. Now it's just that I'm not going to have any money, so don't want it for nothing."

“…”

Before he could speak, the fat man ran away.

In fact, Yang Chen understood that he was sure that he was fine and ran away. As for asking the hospital to refund the money, this was also a manifestation of the fat man's frugality. On the surface, he was careless, but in fact he was just grassroots penis. How could he really not care about the money?

This transaction may not be big in Xia Xinyan's opinion, but if it returns, it will probably be tens of thousands of yuan.
To be continued...