Chapter 1188 pretending to be a ghost
It turned out that in Master Zhang's room, there was a secret door leading to another room, and the secret door was installed in the cabinet.
The woman who suddenly rushed out was Master Zhang’s wife!
On weekdays, she is responsible for sitting in the dark room watching camera surveillance, controlling some fraudulent mechanisms to ambush, and is responsible for checking information from the computer, secretly prompting Master Zhang, etc.
At that time, she was about to provide Master Zhang with dazzling flame effects, but she never expected that Master Zhang would encounter a real ghost!
To be honest, when she saw Zhao Yu's blood-faced and fangs, she was so scared that her legs were weak!
But there is no way. The person outside is her husband. Even if there is a ghost, she has to go out and save people!
So she picked up the electric baton and rushed out to give it to Zhao Yu...
However, Zhao Yu had an invisible detector in his body and had long seen through their tricks and knew that there were still people hiding in the dark room! So, when the woman rushed out, he did not feel any surprise.
Moreover, with Zhao Yu's skills, he could kick this person away with one kick.
But... Zhao Yu is bad!
At this time, in order to be able to pretend to be a funny ghost, he was beaten by this old lady, thereby inspiring the system's invisible lightning rod props.
Sure enough, the effect of this show-off was so exciting!
The lightning rod cleverly transformed the electric current into invisible, without hurting Zhao Yu's fur.
ah!?
Although the woman had no electricity, she saw that her electric baton did not hurt Zhao Yu, and her fear was self-evident!
The next second, the unwilling old woman stabbed Zhao Yu several times, but every time, Zhao Yu didn't respond.
"Geeh..." Zhao Yu deliberately let out a creepy strange smile, then turned his face and asked her coldly, "Sister, have you stabbed enough... Woo..."
After making a ghost roar, Zhao Yu licked her long tongue directly onto her face...
yeah……
The woman immediately shook her whole body and then she obediently turned her back. After she fell along the edge of the kang, her pants were wet...
I'm gonna be!
Zhao Yu spitted out a spit in depression and cursed in a low voice: "What are you applying on your face? Is the snow cream or the slut oil? It smells so smelly...spit...spit..."
Ah...ah...ah...ah...
Seeing his wife being scared to the ground, Master Zhang was urinating all over the table, his hat fell off, his clothes were pulled, and his head was even knocked on the corners of the table!
"Haha..." Zhao Yu grabbed the Eight Immortals Table, and with his arms, Huo De overturned the Eight Immortals Table!
"Ah! Ahhh..." Master Zhang was so scared that he seemed to be a turtle shrank around the ground. When he saw the female ghost circling around him, he quickly knelt on both knees and kowtowed, "Girl ghost spares life, women save their lives..."
"What? Female ghost? Aww..." Zhao Yu immediately let out another ghost roar that shook the sky and the earth.
Although he even shouted in English, Master Zhang was so scared that he had no pulse. While kowtowing, he changed his words to beg for mercy: "Grandmaster, great immortal, spare me, please spare me, disciple... I will never dare to do it again... Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Finally, Master Zhang was so scared that he burst into tears...
Um……
Seeing that the temperature was almost done, Zhao Yu was greatly relieved, so he finally took back his container and changed his original appearance.
However, when he looked around and swept his eyes outside the house, he suddenly found that there were two big beauties lying there!
These two people were just watching with relish, but when they suddenly saw Zhao Yu becoming a ghost, they could not stand it. They fainted immediately and were unconscious...
Ouch!
Zhao Yu scratched his head and shouted in his heart: Sorry, sorry... Unexpectedly, his pretentious magic hurt the innocent!
However...these two women deserve it. They both said that curiosity killed cats and watching the fun killed people. This is not false at all!
Humph... Because the skirts of these two beauties were quite short, Zhao Yu looked at them for more than ten seconds before turning his head and starting his own business.
He first bent down and picked up the woman's electric baton, then pulled a chair over, sat in front of the master with his legs crossed, and then said in a deep voice as steady as Mount Tai:
"Master Zhang... Let me give you some rational suggestions. How about it? Are you happy to listen?"
"Um?"
Master Zhang was kowtowing there like pounding garlic. Suddenly, he heard the tone of the female ghost changed. He hurriedly raised his head and then was surprised to see that the female ghost just now was missing!
The one sitting in front of me was the young man who had been before.
this……
Master Zhang's heart was still beating, but when he heard Zhao Yu's emphasis, he seemed to realize something.
"First of all," Zhao Yu laughed, "You hired those extras to be too exaggerated. They are all non-professional and non-mainstream! The plays are performed for me, so don't always glance at me with the corners of your eyes! It's too easy to get rid of it!"
"This...this..."
Although Master Zhang had realized that this might have met a master! However, when he saw that Zhao Yu did not have the props to play the role of a female ghost, he was still so scared that he dared not speak.
"Second," Zhao Yu raised his wrist and said, "Although my watch is worth hundreds of thousands, you can't always stare at it! Doesn't this seem like you are too greedy for money?"
"Ah? You... who are you?" Master Zhang swallowed, finally recovered from his great fear, and quickly got up from the ground.
"I haven't finished talking yet!" Zhao Yu pointed to the teacup and said, "Don't you think the old formula of cold medicine plus aspirin is too unsafe? The medicine itself has a bitter taste, but you still add such a large dose if you are not moral. If I have a heart disease or something, it might really cause death!
"So, I suggest you use xxxxcycline, which is a nerve-like drug, colorless, odorless and non-toxic, and the effect is still great!"
"You are young and strong, and it doesn't work if you don't increase your weight!" Master Zhang couldn't help but say, and after seeing Zhao Yu suddenly sparking the electric baton in his hand, he quickly asked, "Tell me quickly, what do you want to do?"
"There is another last point. Do you know what I look down on you the most?" Zhao Yu put away his smile and asked with a serious look on his face.
Master Zhang suddenly felt a great pressure, and a cold sweat broke out on his forehead again, so he had to echo and ask, "Is it...what is it?"
"Flying a kite under the table is not very good! Hahaha..." Zhao Yu smiled, "You want too little, master! And there are a few twists missing in your story script!
"If it were me, before doing it, I would have pretended to be shocked and said that the evil ghost was beyond my imagination and was too difficult to deal with, and I had to add money!
"You think, it's time for this, who can't pay the bills properly?"
"Oh..." Master Zhang suddenly realized his mind, and his eyes at Zhao Yu also changed. He hurriedly stood up, clasped his fists and bowed to Zhao Yu, and said, "So, brothers are also fellow fellows! I wonder, are you trying to break up today's action? Or do you want to join the gang?"
"Hahaha..." Zhao Yu laughed to the sky, finally took out the police officer's certificate and said, "You're too worried. I don't want to join the gang, but I want to recruit you! Our Fulai Provincial Prison is recruiting people now! Hahaha..."
Chapter completed!