Chapter 397: Lord Zhao in the Wilderness
"Zhao Yu!" In the quiet dense forest, Miao Ying suddenly heard the roar of murder, "Are you covered with roundworms in your mind? Didn't I tell you to bring two tents? Where is the tent? What... what is this?"
Before leaving, Miao Yingming saw Zhao Yu carrying two tents, and thought he had brought two tents as agreed. But he knew that one of the bags had a tent, while the other bag was not, but filled with messy things.
"Well..." Zhao Yu explained slowly, "This tent is the most expensive in his store. It is said to be the latest fully automatic tent. Moreover, it is not a problem to have four or five people inside! Besides, it saves resources! If you want to go such a long way, you have to go lightly. Do you want to be exhausted even if you bring two tents?"
"What about the sleeping bag? Why do you only have one sleeping bag? What about the moisture-proof mat? Where is it?"
Miao Ying scolded her and unzipped the other tent bag. As a result, eight or nine bottles of Qingdao beer and a lot of snacks like chicken feet and duck necks appeared.
"I'll go! This..." Miao Ying's eyebrows were pissed, "Zhao Yu! What are you bringing here? Master Zhao from the wilderness, are you still bringing peanuts and beans? Tell me, let's go out for a long journey, why are you bringing beer? Do you want to open a food stall in the forest?"
"Well...this is that!" Zhao Yu explained calmly again, "It's use to relieve fatigue! I'm so tired that I walked this day, so drink some wine to relieve fatigue!"
"I'm convinced you when I'm smoking with mixed balls!" Miao Ying continued to fire while pulling out the items in her pocket, "Let's come to the field to handle the case. You don't bring a flashlight, no rope, and don't even bring a lighter. Look at you, my god, what... is this..."
Miao Ying took out several large boxes of Durex from Zhao Yu's pocket.
"Misunderstanding...misunderstanding!" Zhao Yu said with a blushing face, "I am a righteous person, don't be tainted! I have watched it on TV. This thing can be used to hold water and bind things, but it's strong!"
"Tie something, what to tie? I think, do you have any bad tendencies? Are you shaking m or shaking s?" Miao Ying was so angry that she smoked, "Luckily I didn't believe you, Master Zhao, the wilderness, otherwise, you'll just drink the northwest wind!"
After saying that, Miao Ying turned around and opened the tent zipper and began to skillfully set up the only tent.
"Well... that... Captain Miao, listen to my explanation..." Zhao Yu approached and wanted to defend himself.
"Get out! Get the firewood! Stay away from me!" Miao Ying yelled, "I am really obsessed. Oh my god, how can I believe your hammer?"
"Okay, OK, leave it to me!" Zhao Yu hurriedly picked up the firewood.
Although it was not yet 7 o'clock in the evening, the forest was getting dark quickly. The two of them had been on the way for a day, so they found a clean place to prepare for camping.
Before entering the mountain, Miao Ying originally wanted to find a guide in the local area, but Zhao Yu drove them away. They had already ordered one of them, but Zhao Yu secretly stuffed two hundred yuan and sent it away.
Good, Zhao Yu finally got this good opportunity to get close to the goddess, how could he let others come out to disrupt the situation? Before entering the forest, he patted his chest and promised that he was a wilderness expert and did not need any guide.
However, not long after he came in, he could not find the North at all! Fortunately, Miao Ying had some outdoor experience, so she did not go astray.
In fact, however, of course, these were all intentional. Although he was very low on wilderness adventures, he was not as weak as such a mindless one.
The reason why he did so exaggeratedly was naturally because he wanted to make trouble with the beautiful Miao girl? As the saying goes, if there are no difficulties, you have to create difficulties. Only when there are difficulties can the two go closer!
Hehehe...
A tent, a sleeping bag, a stack of Durex... This creativity has reached the point of being explicit!
While humming the little song of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife, Zhao Yu was leisurely picking up firewood while fantasizing about a beautiful life in the tent with the beautiful women at night.
Through the day of today, they were still thirty or forty kilometers away from the area where the old experts experienced the flood.
From tomorrow, they will officially enter the tracking stage. So tonight is the only time when Zhao Yu can have some fun with Miao Ying, so he naturally won't miss such an excellent opportunity.
Of course, no matter how much you play, Zhao Yu did not relax at all. He used an enhanced detector that could last for 10 days early in the morning. Once someone carries an electronic device and wants to get close to him, he will definitely not be able to escape his detection.
call……
The fire rose at the right time, and the sky was completely dark.
Perhaps Miao Ying had seen through Zhao Yu's little abacus. After raising the fire, she never expressed anger to Zhao Yu again. After setting up the tent, she put the outdoor cooking utensils she brought to the fire and started cooking instant noodles.
"Hey? It smells so good..." Zhao Yu raised his nose and smelled it, and was a little hungry in his stomach. He hurriedly came to the front and said, "Captain Miao, cook a pack for me, right?"
"No," Miao Ying said firmly, "Go to eat your chicken claws! I didn't expect you to bring only this little thing, so I have to keep some of my instant noodles!"
"Who said, I only brought such a little things!"
As he spoke, Zhao Yu brought the bag over and took out two plastic bags from it. One was holding sesame cakes in the plastic bag, and the other was wrapped in oil paper, while the oil paper was wrapped in a fragrant roast chicken!
"Come on! I'm not as stingy as you, take it..." Zhao Yu broke a chicken leg and handed it to Miao Ying.
"I'll go!" Miao Ying felt dizzy. While taking the chicken leg, she said "appreciately", "Zhao Yu, you are such a strange flower in the wilderness world! I'm convinced you!"
"Go, get too award! Otherwise, why call Mr. Zhao from the wilderness? Come..." As he said that, Zhao Yu took out another plastic bag from his butt pocket, "There are salted duck eggs here, just eat them with the pancakes, porcelain solid!"
I'm down!
Miao Ying almost threw the chicken legs into the fire...
After eating, the two planned their itinerary tomorrow and search range. However, Zhao Yu was obviously distracted, and his eyes were always watching Miao Ying's beautiful face under the fire. His heart was pounding, and a primitive hormone unique to male animals spread throughout his body.
Zhao Yu is a veteran, and he turned his eyes and found the entry point to knock the goddess down.
"Hey? Captain Miao, let's have a chance to have a conversation before going to bed?" Zhao Yu stood up, dusted the soil, and said deliberately, "I'm a little unfamiliar with the tricks you taught me in the martial arts hall last time. Why don't you teach me again?"
"What's wrong? What's the bad hooligan? What's the bad idea?" Although Miao Ying cursed, she still stood up and played tricks with Zhao Yu.
The two of them were walking back and forth in the open space beside the fire, practicing their past tricks.
Zhao Yu had a design and had been practicing well, but he suddenly turned around and exerted force, hugged Miao Ying's arms behind him, and then used a locking technique to imprison Miao Ying.
"You...he..." Miao Ying tried hard to shake her shoulders and struggled, but Zhao Yu was extremely powerful and could not break free.
Seeing that the plan was successful, Zhao Yu immediately licked his face and leaned over Miao Ying's ear, and said lustfully: "Hehehe, Captain Miao, look... my move is powerful enough, right?" Zhao Yu rubbed his face tightly against Miao Ying's ear, "You can't move anymore. If I kissed your face, you would be considered losing..."
Chapter completed!