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Chapter 51 Please call me senior

"Police officer, I won't take you to play like this!" said the little yellow-haired man, sticking out his tongue, "Camel is a livestock, it is under your command! Of course, did you come to compensate for the things you smashed while riding a camel?"

"Yes! Yes!" the others agreed.

"Hey, you're too much," Li Beini interrupted, "We are also trying to catch the thief! I want me to see, the thief who robs the bag is the culprit. Why don't you ask him for compensation!"

As he said that, Li Beini took the little yellow-haired order and looked at it. He immediately shouted in surprise: "What? More than 9,000 yuan? Are you going to be crazy? Just those little ones dare to ask for so much money? You...you..."

"Police Officer," Xiao Huangmao still smiled, "not only the basins, bowls, but also many expensive medicinal materials! Our list has no moisture at all! There are names on it, you can check it from door to door! Also, no matter what kind of bag robbers we have, we only know that you smashed our things, and it is natural for you to compensate us!"

“Hahaha…hahaha…”

No one expected that after hearing this, Zhao Yu actually laughed wildly. The people present were stunned by his laughter. I wonder why Zhao Yu laughed?

Zhao Yu took the order, glanced at it, and then smiled even harder, and she sucked it!

"Hahaha..." He reached out and grabbed the little yellow-haired collar and pulled him in front of him, "This...this is your claim list? What about you?"

"Police...Police Officer..." Xiao Huangmao asked guiltily, "What do you mean?"

"Oh!" Zhao Yu shook his head and patted his chest and said, "Let me teach you! Look... There are only things on your list, but no people! This is a failure!"

"Well...what does it mean?" Xiaohuangmao scratched her head.

"If I were to do this," Zhao Yu pointed to the list and said, "A broken leg must appear on it! Well... I said, it was a camel that broke it! In addition, when avoiding the camel, you can also arrange for a fall, lightly falling, the waist disc herniation, and heavy falling, the lower limbs are paralyzed!

"This is human affairs. With human affairs, money can be without a limit! Do you understand?"

"But, isn't that just a mess?" Xiao Huangmao asked.

"Damn! Grandma, I've seen many people who extort money. I've never seen such unprofessional people as you!" Zhao Yu taught me like a senior, "Silly? Do you understand if you extort money? To achieve your goal, it's necessary to make up randomly!

"Things are dead, people live! I will panic when I hear that there is something wrong with people! If I really go to investigate one by one, how much time will it take? Besides, if there is really a herniated lumbar disc, it will be difficult for me to check it?"

"Then..." The people at the scene stared at each other.

"Note, the critical time is coming! After the personnel are done, you can speak loudly!" Zhao Yu pointed to the order, "Your order is too kindergarten. If you follow me, you will have to at least 500,000 or 1 million!"

"Ah?" Xiao Huangmao was shocked, "Is this... too evil?"

"Let me go back!" Zhao Yu continued to teach his lesson, "Will I be stunned when I see this price? Isn't it? Then, I will definitely bargain with you in a panic! Then, you go with the flow and get 10,000 little by little. When I see that it only costs 10,000, I think I have picked up a big advantage, so wouldn't I just pay you obediently? Isn't this the same thing as doing business!"

"Oh...oh..." The little yellow-haired man sorted out Zhao Yu's teachings, and he really found that he had a lot of shortcomings in extortion of money.

Zhao Yu said in his heart, Grandpa, I have cheated people for more than 1,800 times before, and I almost became the ancestor of this industry! Today, you still dare to show off your skills.

"Young man, seeing that you are sincere in learning skills, I will teach you another trick!" Zhao Yuyu said earnestly, "The police station is different from other units. If you raise a banner and march and demonstrate, our prisons are ready-made, so you will definitely be put inside!"

"Then...what should I do?" The little yellow-haired man changed to looking up when he saw Zhao Yu's posture.

"Two ways, one is to suppress people!" Zhao Yu said, "Look for a group of reporters, even if they are pretending to be reporters, just fight against the camera and hold the microphone. If you make trouble again, we will not dare to catch you casually!"

"Oh, then, what about the second one?" Xiao Huangmao asked for advice humbly.

"The second one is called the King of Capture!" Zhao Yu laughed, "I can give you the address of our police chief, and then you will lift the person with the lumbar disc onto the stretcher and put it at his doorstep to ensure that you can get the money that day!"

"Oh...oh..." Xiao Huangmao was convinced, and other debt collectors nodded repeatedly.

However, all the agents here were stupid. Zhao Yu’s tricks were really hurt! If someone really extorted money like this, it would be enough for them to eat a pot.

"Zhao Yu!" Liu Changhu was anxious, "What are you saying? How can you... how can you teach them... and the director..."

"Okay, brother! Thank you!" At this time, the little yellow-haired man said to Zhao Yu with a complicated expression, "Look at you so real, I will tell you the truth. The lists we counted are indeed full of moisture. In this way, even if we suffer a big loss, you give two thousand yuan, we can just break this matter? In this way, I can also give us merchants an explanation, and you won't compensate so much... Look..."

Seeing the little yellow-haired stretching his hand to his face, Zhao Yu's face suddenly became gloomy, which scared the little yellow-haired so much that he didn't dare to finish his words.

"Young man, I was so proud of your bones that I taught you carefully!" Zhao Yu said coldly, "You have to... think clearly. Do you really want to do this?"

"I...I..." The little yellow-haired man raised his eyebrows, as if he was weighing the weight of Zhao Yu's words.

Unexpectedly, at such an instant, a group of people rushed into the door!

"Zhao Yu, Officer Zhao, Officer Zhao Yu..." A woman with a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent came from the door of the office, "Who is Officer Zhao Yu?"

Everyone turned their heads and saw a woman wearing light blue fur walking into the office door. Behind the woman were several men in black suits.

The woman is very tall and dressed up beautifully, like a big star. As everyone looked up, their eyes were all attracted by her.

However, when Liu Changhu suddenly saw so many people, he was unhappy and immediately shouted loudly: "What are you doing? This is the police station's serious crime team, why can anyone come in?"

"It's me, it's me!" At this time, Zhang Jingfeng appeared quickly from the door. He quickly walked to everyone, pointed at the tall woman and said, "I asked them to come in. This is Miss Shao Jiaying! They are here to thank us specifically! Look..." He gestured to the woman and pointed his hand at Zhao Yu, "This is the Officer Zhao Yu you are looking for!"

"Oh..." Shao Jiaying quickly walked to Zhao Yu, held Zhao Yu's hand excitedly, and thanked, "Officer Zhao, thank you so much! Thank you so much! If it weren't for you, my hand..."

"You're welcome, this is what I should do!"

The woman's hands are smooth and delicate, and Zhao Yu feels very comfortable to touch, but she can't let go of her hands when she holds them.

"Oh, by the way! To express my thanks..." Shao Jiaying nodded behind her, and a man in a suit immediately placed a bag in front of Zhao Yu.
Chapter completed!
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