006 First arrived in Somalia
At Dubai Airport, Li Wei took a cell phone and took a photo to his parents and brother, the airport, the bad guys, and the Chinese signs, which made them feel at ease.
Damn, after taking a plane for ten hours, I finally arrived at this broken place in Dubai. Apart from being very luxurious, it doesn’t feel interesting, it’s a simple rich style.
Check the time, wait for another two hours, and the passenger plane to Mogadishu will take off. It’s just dawn and I have had breakfast at the airport, so Xiao Ya’s sister treats her.
Li Wei's creativity - she went to Dubai to apply for a glass cleaner, edited the news by her, and quoted photos of his work and posted it on UC headlines.
UC headline Li Wei knows that he is quite unconventional...
There are all kinds of news. When you are a beggar in Dubai, you can pick up whale shit by the sea, find ebony in the river, dig bamboo shoots, or catch shrimp in the stinky ditch. It is all funny news.
Sure enough, Dubai earns 100,000 yuan a month for glass, and this news is very eye-catching. In an instant, a large number of boring readers who are bored in their hearts respond to complaints.
Among them, the most classic comment is this joke that has been popular for two years: Last time I cheated me into Dubai as a beggar, the second time I cheated me into Ukraine to pick up wife, the third time I cheated me into Australia to build walls, the fourth time I cheated me to pick up whale shit at the beach, some time I cheated me to raise bamboo rats some time ago, and said 400 yuan per pound. Later, I cheated me to find ebony in the river, and then I wanted to trick me to dig bamboo shoots, then asked me to dig resin, and then tricked me to dig wild Gastrodia elata, and then asked me to pick up stones on the mountain. The night before yesterday, I asked me to dig white hyacinth, just after dinner, you cheated me to raise chickens, and in the morning I cheated me to grow Ganoderma lucidum at the corn field at home... I got up this morning and asked me to marry my wife in the Amazon tribe, and at noon I asked me to collect my mobile phone card, and now I asked me to clean glass in Dubai? What is the editor of Dog Said?
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Of course, this is just a small episode during the journey, and Li Wei did not pay attention; he called again, chatted with his parents for a few words and then hung up the phone, not saving phone bills...
But I am afraid of homesickness and my parents miss myself! Fortunately, my brother is on vacation soon and can go back to accompany his parents. The family should be very lively during the New Year, right? There are many relatives and friends...
However, I was so sad that I could only accompany the Somali black uncle to celebrate the New Year in Africa; and the Somali girls are all black girls, so I have no interest in playing!
Forget it, since you come, you can rest assured and have systematic help to build territory. I believe that it won’t take long to make Somalia, which is drought, poor and chaotic, will become a small paradise.
At exactly 10 o'clock in the morning, a Boeing 747 arrived at the airport on time to prepare for departure. Li Wei did not expect that there were still many passengers heading to Mogadishu, almost full.
There are black people, white people, and Asians. Next to him is a Somali uncle who is dressed properly and his specific age is accurate and cannot be identified. He is about 30-50 years old?
His whole body was dark, and it felt like everyone... seemed to look exactly the same, and his face blindness was offensive. The elf spoke at the right time and reminded him: "He is 36.5 years old!"
"Oh? So accurate? Yes...you can do anything..."
"That's right! This system can do everything! What are their names, identity information, personality and hobbies... and even personal privacy can be found, which is an auxiliary function."
The system's function is called the information database, which can view various character information, data information, and special information. The user has not yet become a "farmer" and cannot actively use it.
Very powerful, no wonder the system elves are proud. Li Wei found that Uncle Hei was also looking at him, and took the initiative to greet him with a friendly and funny look: "Hello, my name is Li Wei!"
Standard Somali, very smooth, of course, the system helps translate. It is installed in the user's brain and can control the vocal organs and translate according to the user's meaning.
Uncle Hei of Somali was surprised, and he couldn't even close his mouth. He was very surprised. This guy actually spoke Somali? Such a rare language...
Very rare! Those who know Somali are basically Somali; Arabic and English usage rates are also relatively common, so there is no need for foreigners to learn.
"Hello...My name is Sharif, this gentleman!"
Sharif Abdilla Mohammed looked at Li Wei very curiously and stretched out his right hand; the two shook hands and greeted each other politely and continued friendly exchanges.
The first time I chatted with a foreigner, and I used a foreign language to communicate. Li Wei felt it was very interesting. The system's automatic translation function was so awesome and there was no barrier-free communication!
It turned out that Sharif was a small businessman and went to Dubai to sell Somali specialties: camel fur, banana, frankincense, myrrh and other agricultural products, and exchanged them for cheap small commodities.
"Why go to Dubai? Isn't Yiwu better?"
"Yiwu? Where is that? Is China?"
"You don't even know about Yiwu? A small commodity city!"
Li Wei expressed his regret that frankincense is full of myrrh, and the consumption in China is huge; Yiwu Small Commodity City, the wholesale clothing electronic machinery products are also very cheap.
It is very popular in many African countries. This uncle doesn't know if he will do business? He introduced him to clothes for two or three dollars, mobile phones for a few dozen dollars, computers for two or three hundred dollars, TVs, and watches...
"Oh~ shit~ Is it that cheap?"
"Of course, the quality is good, the price is good, the quality is OK."
"Allah is here! I must go and see!"
"Then remember to inform me and bring me something."
"No problem! Thank you China Lee!"
Sharif was very happy. He had heard before that Chinese goods were very cheap, with good quality and low price, but he didn't expect that they were so cheap and cheap, which was much more cost-effective than Dubai.
The two of them had a close and friendly exchange, from Yiwu International Commodity City in China to the situation in Somalia, they conducted in-depth and detailed research and discussion, and gave specific suggestions.
Sharif suggested that before going to Yusmaki, it would be better to buy an AK-47 for self-defense. The security situation in southern Somalia is relatively stable, but it is not optimistic.
Two hours later, the plane passed through the sea and flew over the capital Mogadishu. Looking down from the sky, you can see the old and messy city, which was devastated by war.
In terms of scale, the capital of Somalia is probably not as good as that of China's fourth-tier cities; in terms of prosperity, the total economic output of the country is not as good as that of China's fourth-tier cities.
Even the capital Mogadishu, which is more dilapidated than Li Wei’s hometown county, is densely populated and not as chaotic as everyone imagines. The Somalis are very calm!
Chapter completed!