Chapter 569 Huo Sisi's skill
"Nuwa Repairing the Sky" clearly records: In history, many women have practiced the skill of "picking yang and replenishing yin". The most powerful ones are the sisters Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede of the Han Dynasty. They have already practiced this skill to the extreme, especially Zhao Hede, who actually made the emperor die on the bed!
It is said that Zhao Hede was the first person in history to practice both the charming technique and the Yang-Caiyang-Cultivating Yin-Replenishing Technique to the highest level. Her vaginal suction power is amazing, and she can make Han Emperor extremely successful every time.
In order to improve his combat effectiveness, Zhao Hede asked Emperor Cheng of Han to take aphrodisiacs. Once, the emperor took ten aphrodisiacs overdoses. The two of them were in a romance. Emperor Cheng of Han was extremely powerful, and Zhao Hede also exerted his skills to the extreme. In the end, he accidentally made a serious mistake and directly sucked the emperor all his sperm!
When Huo Sisi saw this erotic allusion introduced in the book, she couldn't help but blush and her heart was fascinated. The technique of collecting yang and nourishing yin is really strong, and even the emperor was killed.
"Chen Yi, can you compete with the emperor? Sooner or later, I will tell you to be exhausted!" Huo Sisi's confidence increased greatly and decided to test the achievements of her cultivation during this period.
How to test it? What kind of thing to seduce men to do?
Huo Sisi immediately rejected this idea because she didn't want those stinky men to touch her body. Her body was only touched by Chen Yi. This was already a great humiliation. How could she seek abuse again?
Of course, the final revenge still requires seducing Chen Yi to have sex with her. The ending is that she used Yang to replenish Yin techniques to squeeze Chen Yi's essence and blood, causing him to die in bed. In this way, the police could not find evidence of her murder. They could only determine that Chen Yi died of a sudden illness. This is called murder invisible!
Therefore, Huo Sisi wanted to verify whether her suction was enough to suck the man to death.
What can I use to verify it? I have to use tools!
After thinking about it over and over again, Huo Sisi decided to use the tools used by women to masturbate to test the effectiveness of his "magic artifact".
What tools should I use? Can I buy them at a sex toy store?
Huo Sisi quickly rejected this idea. She couldn't accept it and could not afford to lose that person when she went there to buy that disgusting thing!
It seems that I have to use the ingredients locally! Use cucumbers? No, there are too many thorns, so don’t hurt your delicate baby!
After thinking about it, Huo Sisi found the most ideal inspection tool - ham sausage! Because after peeling off the skin of the ham sausage, it is smooth inside and made of meat, which looks very similar to the thing of a man.
So she immediately found a thick and long ham sausage, peeled off the packaging skin, and fire flashed out of her eyes. The more she looked at it, the more she felt that this thing was like the villain Chen Yi had harmed her for the whole night!
"Chen Yi, go and die!" Huo Sisi began to take off her clothes. She first took off the pair of black boots she often wore, then took off her short skirt and black stockings, revealing the black lace-edged underwear inside.
Immediately afterwards, she blushed and gritted her teeth and pulled off her underwear, revealing the cute big abalone below.
Then, Huo Sisi slowly stuffed the thick and long ham sausage into the "fish mouth". In order to test how strong her suction was, she only stuffed it into a quarter.
A wonderful feeling of comfort, numbness and itch came from below instantly, causing her delicate body to tremble.
Let's start! Huo Sisi reluctantly endured the throbbing in her heart. She started to use her skills, mainly by quickly and violently shrinking, emitting a powerful suction force.
One, two, three! Open and suck!
After brushing the floor, the ham sausage was sucked in!
Ouch—Huo Sisi let out a soft cry. She felt that the ham sausage was about to hit her uterus, and a feeling of pain and comfort almost made her fly.
What made her even more excited was that her magical skills had finally been cultivated. Such a powerful suction power could absorb the essence of a man, as long as she used her strength, she could pull out the man's thing at the root!
"What the book says is indeed correct, it's so amazing! Chen Yi, just wait for death!" Huo Sisi thought proudly.
However, I faced a problem next, how to pull out the ham sausage from the bottom? The book only introduces the method of suctioning sperm, but does not introduce how to spit it out!
Huo Sisi broke the secret book and couldn't find a way to release the suction force. It seemed that she had to do it herself!
She had no choice but to bend down, grab one end of the ham sausage with her hands, and start pulling it outside...
But when I just pulled it out halfway, I got a cup of it!
After all, the ham sausage is a relatively fragile thing, so it can resist Huo Sisi's troubles. When she pulled it, it immediately broke from the middle and turned into two pieces. Half of it was stuffed directly into her lower body artifact. How can I pull it?
Huo Sisi tried several times, but failed. Not only did she not pull out the remaining half of the ham sausage, but she pushed it into it for a distance, and streams of water flowed out.
She was so anxious that her face was sweating, but the more anxious she was, the harder she couldn't pull it out.
What to do? Go to the hospital to find a doctor? Huo Sisi would rather die than go to the hospital. This is simply embarrassing! She could only find a way out! Suddenly, she had an idea and asked Baidu if she had something to do! Anyway, the Internet is virtual now, and she can ask whatever she asks, and no one will know who she is.
So Huo Sisi immediately turned on the computer and went to her own question. As a result, she found that someone on the Internet had really put the ham sausage into that place like her.
After some search, there was a very professional answer that made Huo Sisi suddenly realize that the answer was that after using a vaginal expansion device, he could use tweezers to pull out the ham sausage.
As long as you can get a genital expander, this problem can be solved.
But how can I get this thing? I have to go to the hospital! It is a tool used to check for gynecological diseases, so only the hospital has that thing.
Going to the hospital is embarrassing, and Huo Sisi is in trouble again...
The wedding banquet was eaten from afternoon to dusk, the sun set and the guests dispersed one after another.
Chen Yi drank a lot of alcohol, but his mind was still very clear and he was about to enter the bridal chamber. Although he and Xu Yayun had already had a relationship before, the environment was different. He had been sneaking in the past, but today it was open and unrest!
Chen Yi returned to the bridal chamber and saw Xu Yayun sitting on the bed with a red veil on her head, as quiet as water, her beautiful and charming figure was fully visible.
According to traditional customs, there are many small and small things on the bed, such as jujubes and chestnuts, and the homophonic word "Zhaolizi" and "peanuts", which is even more interesting. Not only do you have to give birth to a boy but also a girl, and you have to give birth to a different "variety".
There is a scale pole on the table, and the groom wants to use this to lift the bride's veil, which is called "satisfaction".
These customs were trained by grandma Pang Xiuxiang for a night last night, and Shen Yi has now remembered them clearly.
He picked up the scale pole, walked quietly to Xu Yayun, and lifted the red veil above her head.
At this time, the lights in the house are very soft. As the saying goes, the beauty looks under the lamp, half-contains and half-exposed. The beauty under the light is like the moon in the water and flowers in the mirror, with a perfect sense of distance, and a unique hazy beauty.
Xu Yayun was born with a beautiful and beautiful country, and was even more thrillingly beautiful when she was set against the soft lights.
Chen Yi couldn't help but look a little confused. He sat beside her, gently using her exquisite, erotic, delicate and tender beauty, and said softly: "Yayun, I'm so sorry. I can't give you a legal title. I married you so secretly..."
Before Chen Yi could finish his words, Xu Yayun pressed her soft and fair jade hand gently on Chen Yi's mouth, and said with a smile: "Chen Yi, don't say this, okay? I am willing. I am already very happy now. I don't want to ask for too much. The more I want, the less unhappy it is. It's pretty good now. I feel that I am the happiest woman in the world!"
"Really? Then we both worship the Flower Hall, what should you call me?" Chen Yi held Xu Yayun's jade hand and laughed.
"Husband!" Xu Yayun's pretty face quickly floated on two charming rosy lips, which were even more gorgeous than the sunset. She shyly buried her head in Shen Yi's arms and gently spit out these two words, beautiful and beautiful, as if the music of the Nine Heavens Fairy.
"Wife, I'm so good, let me kiss you..." Chen Yi was so excited that he began to kiss her delicate face as soft as water. The soft and smooth feeling made him even more passionate.
Gradually, Chen Yi stuck to her two delicate red lips, knocked on the silver gate, teased her smooth lilac tongue, and Xu Yayun also catered to him enthusiastically, causing countless ripples of happiness.
Just as the two were in love, suddenly the voice of grandma Pang Xiuxiang came from outside the window and asked, "Bride and groom, have you eaten dumplings?"
"Oh, I forgot about this!" Xu Yayun quickly separated from Shen Yi and said with a red face.
"Why don't you eat it quickly?" Pang Xiuxiang urged.
Chen Yi also remembered that there was another task that had not been completed, eating dumplings!
This dumpling is also very particular. It is deliberately made half-baked, and it also has a homophonic meaning.
Chen Yi quickly pulled Xu Yayun to sit at the table, each with one dumpling, and took a bite. Not to mention that the dumplings were half-cooked, the roots were not cooked. They just wrapped them and rolled them into a boiling water pot and took them out. The taste was imagined to be like eating raw dumplings.
At this time, Pang Xiuxiang shouted outside: "Is it a birth?"
This is a pun, which refers to whether the dumplings are made or not, and whether the bride and groom have children.
"Birth!" "Birth!" Chen Yi and Xu Yayun replied at the same time.
"Okay! OK..." Pang Xiuxiang left with satisfaction after hearing this.
"Hehe, wife, let's have a child now!" Chen Yi looked at Xu Yayun and grinned.
Chapter completed!