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Chapter 150 Close the door and open the door

"Haha, you have only such a little skill, right? The world is mine when you close the door, and after you open the door, I am the world when you open it." The ghost bird continued to sarcastically.

"Eight patterns!" Ye Bufei was so angry that he cursed that he felt ashamed again. It hurts. It was all this damn bird that swallowed a Japanese ghost, which made me inadvertently use the Chinese language of birds. Ye Bufei was really silently asking the sky.

boom!

What are you doing? Are you dizzy and hallucinating?

Ye Bufei actually saw the general in the bronze coffin again.

"General, Lin Dan said that he was a fire-burning boy." A guard with a blue-faced silver-capped armor rushed to report the report.

"Is it necessary to ask me this little thing?" the general snorted.

"No, I've found several people to go to the top. However, Master Lin Dan was not satisfied." said the blue-faced silver hat quickly.

"Since this kid has Fire Zhuque is willing to sign a soul beast contract with him, it means that there must be a good original fire in his body. Take it to Master Lin Dan to see it. If you are satisfied, you will take the shift. If it doesn't work, you will arrange for the manure cleaning class." The general pointed at Ye Bufei.

"I didn't voluntarily, I was forced too." The ghost bird jumped into the bird's nest and shouted.

I was afraid that Ye Bufei would arrange for a job in a manure cleaning class, so he would deal with smelly manure all day long.

Even some generals with special hobbies have to hold a shit basin and serve me with a shit basin. How could this be my former great golden elixir demon?

"I hate fence-bearing grass the most, otherwise it would be nice to have a roasted bird." The general seemed to be talking to himself.

When the ghost bird heard it, he seemed to be talking about me.

That was so scared that he was whispering all over and quickly covered his mouth.

Of course, the ghost bird has no hands and directly covers its mouth with its wings.

As a result, Ye Bufei felt a pain in his body and grabbed the chicks and galloped away by the green-faced silver-capped eagle.

What Ye Bufei didn't know was that the diamond ring worn on his finger was now swaying on it, as if the colorful light strips were changing.

Soon, Ye Bufei threw it in front of a huge stove.

A beautiful woman with a gorgeous red dress, alligator leather boots, and a beef tendon whip was standing in front of the alchemy furnace and losing her temper.

More than a dozen slaughter men who helped to practice elixirs were so thrust that they were so tired that they even rolled in pain underground.

Ye Bufei couldn't help but shivered. It turned out that this alchemist named Lin was still a beautiful sister, but she was from the Hedong Lion Roar model.

A classic saying suddenly appeared in Ye Bufei's mind - women are more deadly than men when they are cruel!

Nietzsche said that when you see a woman, you have to carry a whip, but now the whip is changed in the hands of others, and the man becomes a woman.

Ye Bufei seemed to see the bitter life of being thrust every day.

"Master Lin Dan, this kid will probably be suitable. The general said it had signed a Suzaku Soul Beast. You can check it immediately. If it is not suitable, General Cao said he was arranged to enter the manure cleaning class." The green-faced silver hat seemed to be quite afraid of the beautiful alchemist. He threw Ye Bufei into the ground and immediately retreated more than ten feet away.

I guess I am afraid that if Ye Bufei fails to meet the standards, the beautiful alchemist will pass it on to his head, which will be miserable.

"Oh, can you actually sign the Suzaku Soul Beast? Let me check it first." The beautiful alchemist seemed to be stunned for a moment, then raised the whip of the cow tendon beast in his hand and rushed to Ye Bufei, "Did you take it off yourself or will this alchemist directly use the whip to help you take it off?"

"I'll take it off myself." Just kidding, how can I with thin arms and legs with my thin legs with my own thin arms with your magic weapon whip that can kill a real-life cultivator.

No, it seems that there is a spiritual shadow flowing on the whip, it should be a whip of spiritual weapon level.

After a few steps, he threw away all his integrity, and Ye Bufei quickly took off his coat and pants.

"Do you have to take off your pants?" Ye Bufei asked with a chill when he saw that the beautiful alchemist was still staring at him and he didn't speak.

A tomboy who likes heavy taste suddenly appeared in his mind. He took off a man and tied him up. Finally, the whip fell on a pig man like rain.

When I looked around again, the group of handymen all whispered in a uniform manner, and then covered their crotch neatly.

What does God mean?

It seems like I have practiced it specifically.

Could it be that the first step after taking off your body is to cover the thing under your crotch? Could it be that this beautiful alchemist still has the problem of sucking?

Ye Bufei suddenly felt like a broken boat falling into the ocean, a doomed bird. This beautiful alchemist must have worked as a castrated chicken in the palace in his previous life.

I don't want to be Eunuch Ye...

Just as Ye Bufei gave the beautiful alchemist ten bad reviews in tears, a whip sounded.

A whip flashed by, too fast, so fast that I had no friends.

Ye Bufei didn't even have time to move a flash of thought, and covered his crotch with lightning speed.

However, it was still half a beat slower.

The panties embroidered with a cartoon cat were torn into two pieces and flew away by themselves.

"Ah, is my little brother still here..."

For a moment, sadness surged.

Tears are pouring in. For a man, death is not scary. The most terrifying thing is that you can only watch the beauty drool in the future.

Anger arises from the heart, and evil arises from the courage.

"Fuck you, Master Lin Dan, although you are beautiful, you have a vicious heart. You are simply a demon.

Isn’t it just a check on your body? With your physical and spiritual consciousness, you can see me through my heart.

You actually castrated me, you perverted crazy.

Eight squares, when my strength is overwhelming in the future, I will even poke your film with my hands." Ye Bufei had no bottom line, and he cursed with a mixed double-dumping foreign language and Mandarin.

Because, he wants to die.

Without that thing, life is life without a life, and it is better to die than to come happily.

To be honest, Ye Bufei would scold this because Master Lin Dan’s geological mole is still there and has become a scapegoat.

"Don't you know this?

This alchemist has always been a woman who starts from the Taoyuan and men start from the root of their descendants.

Only in this way can you most perfectly check whether your body is suitable for being a dan boy.

Based on my love for the great cause of alchemy, some people even said that I was obsessed with it and gave me a nickname "Dan Chi".

Therefore, this alchemist has very strict requirements for the alchemy boy.

Otherwise, he would not be a qualified alchemist.” Mr. Lin said seriously, persistently, serious, and even purely.

"Then you are really the pioneer of the alchemy selection boys." Ye Bufei sneered.

"Oh, you all know this. This alchemist likes the most. I am half satisfied with you, the elixir. Let's go into the house and let the elixir check your body. You are definitely the one who has checked the most detailed in history." Lin Dan still looked stern.

"No, don't, don't be so detailed, it's almost the same." Ye Bufei shouted quickly, and as a result, he gave the other person a roll of whip and flew into a room next to the elixir with a snap.

Moreover, it feels soft after landing, and even has a faint perfume smell.

When I saw it, it was a scam, it seemed like a big bed.

Moreover, this elegantly decorated palace-style room has many women's equipment.

For example, bronze mirrors for dressing, silver head combs, and rouge boxes...

Is this the bed that Master Lin Dan slept on himself?

Yes, it must be Lin Dan’s boudoir. Moreover, it is at the palace level.

It seems that this Lin Dan commander is worthy of General Cao.

By the way, what does it mean to have a detailed body checked by Master Lin Dan in the boudoir?

Ye Bufei felt that his chrysanthemum was a little numb.

Soon, a faint fragrance breeze blew by and Master Lin Dan came in.

Moreover, he was very cautious and serious, and then took out a box, and Ye Bufei discovered that the box of red sandalwood material was covered with hundreds of layers of talismans.

What to do?

What treasure is hidden inside?

It wasn't a product for men and women in ancient times? Ye Bufei's eyes appeared in front of him, but it was also equipped with its own power supply. Just press it and it will make you feel good.

There was no electricity in ancient times. Could it be the special sexual supplies for monks who started the spirit stone?

Not to mention that this guy jumped to another dimension with a big brain, he saw a flash of ice in Master Lin Dan's hand and shouted softly, "Fire burns the Red Cliff and turns into Wuji, beloved baby, you should come out. This time you will definitely have the flame you like to eat."

As soon as he finished speaking, a raging fire broke out in the entire palace-style room.

Soon, the fire condensed into a flame bag and swallowed the entire wooden box.

After a crackling sound, Ye Bufei discovered that the talismans on the wooden box kept burning out, turning into terrifying energy and rolled into red balls for Master Lin Dan to stuff them into Ye Bufei's mouth.

Could it be that Master Lin Dan wants to use my body as a cauldron to refine alchemy?

Ye Bufei saw that some monks described in the novel treat women with extreme Yin bodies as cauldrons to refine alchemy.

It's over, I guess I will replenish yin for Caiyang.

Crack, the box opened. A terrible ice mist came out.

"Gaga, Master Bing, I'm free." A stern laughter came, and the ice fog instantly turned into an ugly human-shaped monster with a ferocious appearance.

From then on, Ye Bufei felt it in the body of the ugly monster. At least he had to be a great perfect monk in the foundation building.

Moreover, this person also had a strange smell on his body, and he couldn't remember what the attribute of this smell was.

"My goodness, why don't you recover your body quickly?" Master Lin Dan slapped his palm, and the purple flames rushed away, and the layer of ice armor attached to the monster's body immediately melted.

Soon, it turned into an ice fog. After tumbling for a while, an ice cicada appeared in front of Ye Bufei.

Yes, it turned out to be a demon insect.

The strange smell just now was actually a demonic aura, and the ghost bird also had the smell of this demonic clan.

"It seems to be stronger than before I was alive, but its bloodline index is not higher than mine." The ghost bird's voice was a little bit brighter.

"Golden elixir-level insect..." Ye Bufei was one and two big, "But why Master Lin Dan released it? Could it be that he wanted me to have a big meal of demon insects?"
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