One million words for the tyrant ~

The text of the tyrant is 999592 words. Chou Chou wants to make up a million words, so I will tell you a 408-word joke here to listen to you all~

Joke 1:

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "There is a five-meter-deep pit in front of you, and there is no water inside. How should you come out if you jump in?"

Xiao Ming said: "This is not simple. Wouldn't it be floating up if you release the water in your mind?"

The teacher asked: "Do you have that much water in your mind?"

Xiao Ming replied: "Why do you want to jump down if I don't have that much water in my mind?"

Joke Two:

Tang Sanzang: "Bajie, run two steps to show me."

Zhu Bajie: "Master, why do you suddenly want to watch your disciple run?"

Tang Sanzang: "Oh, I feel ashamed! I grew up in the temple since I was a child and I have never eaten pork. I want to see the pig run away.

Joke Three:

A wife played with her husband's cell phone accidentally fell to the ground, the cell phone case and battery were all dropped out, and there were 200 yuan hidden inside.

The wife looked at her husband and said: Explain it!

My husband said in panic: Oh my God! He fell so hard that he threw out his phone bill!

Wife: If you throw my phone down, can you get the phone bill?

My husband snatched his wife's cell phone and threw it hard on the bed, and a man crawled out of the bed.

My husband said this is a mess?

The wife said in panic: Look at you, you just added a friend and you fell out.

Chou Chou: Hahahahahaha

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!